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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 9:11pm On Aug 17, 2017 |
When your wife is on the phone alerting her side nigga or man friend that you're around... "I'm fine man of God, God is around protecting us". Ladies you need 20litres of anointing oil. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 8:33am On Aug 19, 2017 |
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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 8:39am On Aug 19, 2017 |
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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 8:44am On Aug 19, 2017 |
If e happen now dem go say na devil
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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 8:44am On Aug 19, 2017 |
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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 10:08pm On Aug 21, 2017 |
Pronunciation of W: English man: Double U, Yoruba man: Doubly U, Igbo man: Doubelly U, Hausa man: Doufley U, Calabar man: Doubrey U! 5 Likes |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 9:22pm On Aug 22, 2017 |
If you suspect your wife or girlfriend of stealing money from your wallet, just put a used condom in your wallet, then you will catch the thief. Free advice you are welcome my brothers. Keep knives away..during this period 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 10:40pm On Sep 08, 2017 |
When a white man creates a phone and you video chat with your brother you call it technology but when your Grandmother in the village uses a mirror to see you in Abuja from the village you call it witchcraft. What sought of life is that? � It's about time we value our Nigerian products. |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 1:04pm On Sep 09, 2017 |
I Can't laugh alone jare, oya join me.
My neighbor was sick and invited a native doctor.
I warned and pleaded with him, begged him to
wait for God's time but he refused, So I left him.
He went inside his house with the native doctor,
so after the native doctor finished doing his
enchantment, he told my neighbor that the
sickness is incurable but can be transferred to
another person and my neighbour greedily agreed.
The native doctor then told my neighbour that the
1st person that will enter his house, he should
shout "taarh" and the sickness will transfer to the
person and the person will die, except d person
reply with retaarh to backfire. my neighbour
agreed and the native doctor left in a hurry,
forgetting to collect his money for the service he
had offered. My neighbour sat down in his parlour
and kept his door open waiting for the first victim
that will pass through that door. The native
doctor then remembered that he forgot to collect
his money and decided to go back and collect it.
Immediately the native doctor entered, my
neighbour shouted "taarh" and the native doctor
shouted "retaarh" and my neighbour shouted
again “reretaaarh" the native doctor replied
“retartartarh".
This noise started since yesterday morning and
up till now they are both shouting “rerererererere
rererererererererereretaaaaaaaaarrrhhhh"...
Who will stop and die for who? 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 9:54pm On Sep 09, 2017 |
Pls let's try and Reduce stress that is becoming traumatizing. An Okada man worked till 2am, on getting home he decided to take a bath. He suddenly ran out naked shouting ghost ghost ghost, narrating his ordeal, he said he has poured water on his head ten times and its not touching his head. On hearing this Neighbors rushed out only to discover he didn't remove His helmet before having His bath. REST IS VITAL! Have a RESTFUL weekend. 2 Likes |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 8:42am On Sep 10, 2017 |
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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 11:40am On Sep 12, 2017 |
You CANNOT give a woman everything she needs. If God Himself gave them eyebrows, they shave it and draw their own. God gave them nails, they cut it off and fixed their own, God gave them hair, they cut it off and fixed their own,He gave them breast, they repackage it to what they want, God still gave them buttocks ,they arrange it to the size they want. If even God can't satisfy them then who are U to think that you can please them? My brother don't kill yourself 3 Likes |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 2:40pm On Sep 12, 2017 |
Need for projector in churches Advice to all churches! Buy projectors and display lyrics of songs for members lest they murder songs in such manner as these : >Jehovah is Your name (2ce) 19 Warriors, 8 in Battle, Jehovah is Your name >You are handsome in this place mighty God >We go de hee, hee your name debade, holiday,holiday (we go dey hail your name day by day all the way) >Email, email her, email her, Jehovah mail her. Ayinekele gymnastic email her, email her, Jeho email her 4 Likes
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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 2:43pm On Sep 12, 2017 |
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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 11:22am On Sep 20, 2017 |
HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN 1. Survey the area for about 1 week. 2. On the day of operation, wear an oversized shirt. 3. Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm. At this time of the day, the owners will be gone to work or be indoor. The chicken will be playing outside happily. 4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the chicken walk freely at the centre, [its more easy if you are in the village] 5. This is where you make the grand move. 6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken by the head. Quickly fold the head into the feathers and put it inside your oversized shirt. 7. Move on as if nothing happened. No looking back. THANK-ME- LATER. How to steal a cow is next See u next Wednesday 2 Likes |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 7:37pm On Sep 24, 2017 |
Caller: Hello Mr.Emeka, you have won a trip for two to Dubai, who are you gonna take with you sir? Emeka: I'm taking no one I will go twice 2 Likes |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 2:59pm On Sep 25, 2017 |
One aboki just called me. I told him that its wrong number. the aboki called me back to ask me if I knew the correct number. 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 12:30pm On Sep 30, 2017 |
So Because The Doctor Asked You To Change your Drinking Habit, you're Now Drinking Beer With Spoon? Continue |
Re: Fun Arena by ifeolamide00(m): 10:03pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
i was having a bad day until i got here,i swear i laughed and tears were rolling down my eyes, this is superb, wonderful, thumbs up op 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 6:00pm On Oct 02, 2017 |
ifeolamide00:Thank you. It means a lot to me. You made my day 10 Likes
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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 6:01pm On Oct 02, 2017 |
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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 8:05pm On Oct 04, 2017 |
I saw a signpost that says: This land is mine and your life is yours. Don’t let us trespass on each other’s property 1 Like
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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 8:06pm On Oct 04, 2017 |
BEING KISSED DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE BEING LOVED. ASK JESUS ABOUT JUDAS |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 4:33am On Oct 06, 2017 |
Chilling with side chicks
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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 11:01am On Oct 07, 2017 |
Today is an auspicious day. 7-10-2017. 7102017 Right to left and left to Right numbers are same. So this is a unique day . Hope I was the first to tell you this 2 Likes |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 10:15pm On Oct 08, 2017 |
A pilot on an airplane said; Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude. All the baggage must be thrown out. A while later, the pilot said; We are still losing altitude. We must throw out everything that is in the cabin. The plane continued to descend despite more things being thrown out. The pilot said; We are still going down, we must throw out some people. There was a big gasp from the passengers. The pilot continued; But to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order, So A... any Africans on board?. Nobody moved. The pilot said; B... any Blacks on board?. Nobody moved. The pilot said; C... any coloureds on board?. Still, nobody moved. The pilot said; D... any Darkies?. A Nigerian little black boy asked his dad; Daddy, what are we?. The Dad said; My son, tonight, we are Zulus 6 Likes
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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 10:33pm On Oct 08, 2017 |
APC thingz
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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 11:01pm On Oct 08, 2017 |
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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 3:22pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
CEO: What is your proffession? ME: I‘m a monocotyledon cremator. CEO:I have never heard of that before ME:I roast maize sir CEO:Get out of my office!!! Enjoy your day. 1 Share
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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 10:19pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
1) i Paid 50k To swim at Eko Hotel you say i shuld not drink the water.?? My friend , Are you OK? 2.) I Pay 80k to sleep in Silverhotel and you say i should not unirate on the bed?? U well at all?? 3.) i pay 20K Just for Rice, chicken and Wine and you say I should Not lick the Plate and take d empty wine bottle home?? U well?? 4) Nigeria Sef.... How can two policemen be sharing One gun!! Kai... Naija I hail oo 5) Dont Depend on Anybody Even NEPA Office has a Generator. 6)"WITCHCRAFT" is when A Yoruba Girl Had an Accident she quickly Picked her phone, Logged in and Posted "Just had an Accident" #Injury fell on me #Red on Legs #Blood_on_fleek The whahala is now wen you Tage me "Feeling Like Dying with #Lizemmy And 36 others.. Sister ,is your brain paining you?? 7) one Guy Hosted a BDay Party for a Girl In My street and another guy Proposed to Her Publicly at tHe same party and she said Yes!! : My Friends have been separating fight since Morning..... And Here i am Toasting the Girl again Who Knows ..she might say yes too... 8 ) Those Of You guys That are Busy telling girls you met on Facebook That you are Missing Them.. Pls What are you Missing?? Her Handwritting Or Her Photogenic Voice?? Am With my Village people inCase you want to Meet Them 9)Short girls with big head be looking like frying pan.......Oh Lord recreate us!! 5 Likes |
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