Hilarious jokes.
Okiki awayu now? Hope everything is fine.

okikiosibodu:
The moment I knew Nigeria was in trouble was when someone stole his neighbour's white goat and dyed it black,
only for the neighbour to say he recognized the goat by it's smile

@Nmalina and Adeom141, I am glad you are happy. I occasionally come here too, to amuse myself when my day appears to be "somehow"

@Vivie01
Kilo nsele now? I actually created another thread cos I felt this one was too long. Do you think I should concentrate on this one instead?

https://www.nairaland.com/4625655/fun-rendezvous

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Nigeria Police go ask you ''Why is your laptop bag empty??... ''So you're planning to steal someone's laptop abi...
Oya, Fall in..

The kind of jellof rice scent that is coming out from my neighbor's house ehnnnn
Lemme go and tell her I was the one who packed her clothes for her when rain was falling yesterday

I saw My SS1 mathematics teacher Yesterday... . We greeted and he asked for directions to GT Bank. I told him to make a 360° turn and walk for like 1.8m, then find The coefficient of X using Pythagoras theorem and round it up to The nearest tens. He will see a big pharmacy which is perpendicular to his right, then make an obtuse angle turn, he'll see The bank at a distance of about The logarithm of 7 and using four figure table to find The Anti-log. Let him feel what i felt when i was in school.This morning I heard on The radio he's missing...
Ibet he did not plot the graph well

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SIDE EFFECTS OF BEING A PROFESSOR

A Professor went to a hotel for lunch, he wanted to see a menu but forgot what it was called.
He asked the waiter, "can I see food syllabus please?
The waiter said, "What?"
The Professor replied, "Table of contents"
The waiter said, "No we don't have such"
The Professor, I mean food curriculum"

Relay-shun-sheep mattaz

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My first kiss was when I was 1month old. All those visitors be sucking my lips.They thought I don't know anything. I remember

That awkward moment when your crush calls you to help her start Gen, and it refuses to start, Naija guys will automatically turn to engineers......

Bro but why na

What is that song you were singing wrongly as a kid?.
Mine is rock of ages swear for me, let me hang myself indeed

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Happy Sunday

okikiosibodu:
What is that song you were singing wrongly as a kid?.
Mine is rock of ages swear for me, let me hang myself indeed

LOL.
Mine is not even as a kid alone but as adult too.....there are some songs, including praise and worship songs that person go just dey murder anyhow.
One of them I've been singing wrongly since tertiary institution days:
My body is your sanctuary 2x
purify me as i go, so are my people
To say my body, is your sanctuary
Correct one:
My body is your sanctuary 2ce
Purify me as a gold, that I may be whole
To say my body is your sanctuary.

okikiosibodu:
Happy Sunday

Happy Sunday to you too.
Someone goes spiritual this holy day. Love those scriptural verses.
Hope y're good.

vivie01:

Happy Sunday to you too.
Someone goes spiritual this holy day. Love those scriptural verses.
Hope y're good.

Hehehehehe. I am well. Bored at the moment. So I started reading the posts on the thread right from page 1.
Hope you are doing great?

Love these quotes too:
- Blowing out someone's candle wont make yours shine brighter.... so true

- A person who has nothing to lose will help you to lose everything you ever worked for......so so true.

A good job you're doing here. Very hilarious jokes too.

okikiosibodu:
Nigeria Police go ask you ''Why is your laptop bag empty??... ''So you're planning to steal someone's laptop abi...
Oya, Fall in..

okikiosibodu:
Hehehehehe. I am well. Bored at the moment. So I started reading the posts on the thread right from page 1.
Hope you are doing great?

Lol. You didnt go to church? Im good. Thxs.

vivie01:
Love these quotes too:
- Blowing out someone's candle wont make yours shine brighter.... so true

- A person who has nothing to lose will help you to lose everything you ever worked for......so so true.

A good job you're doing here. Very hilarious jokes too.

I have once seen a write up on " fear someone that has nothing to lose". The whole thing made perfect sense to me when I saw an unhealthy man at Obalende begging from the bus I boarded. He has a life threatening disease, and was begging for alms. The more he spoke, the more blood oozed from his nostrils. At a point a point, many people in the bus had to tell him to stop talking and those of us that could give just contributed alms for him. If he was not talking and we didn't see the blood, we would have been convinced that he was a mad man cos he was looking so unkempt, with hardened dreadlocks on his head.
While all this was going on, the quote came to mind, and I was saying to myself.... If this guy initiates trouble somewhere and the offended party hits him and he lands in the hospital, na that person go "hear" am o. If after everything his enemy dies, his family won't let the "striker" go.... And the innocent fellow might be footing bills in his family. So on the long run, the unhealthy guy won't really lose

vivie01:

Lol. You didnt go to church?

I did. But the thoughts of my busy and tiring schedule today, is killing. I am trying not to think of it.... And the whole distraction thing,is exhausting me, and getting me bored too. Thanks for the "likes". They put smiles on my face.
My turn..... YOU sef, u go church?

okikiosibodu:

I have once since a write up on " fear someone that has nothing to lose". The whole thing made perfect sense to me when I saw an unhealthy man at Obalende begging from the bus I boarded. He has a life threatening disease, and was begging for alms. The more he spoke, the more blood oozed from his nostrils. At a point a point, many people in the bus had to tell him to stop talking and those of us that could give just contributed alms for him. If he was not talking and we didn't see the blood, we would have been convinced that he was a mad man cos he was looking so unkempt, with hardened dreadlocks on his head.
While all this was going on, the quote came to mind, and I was saying to myself.... If this guy initiates trouble somewhere and the offended party hits him and he lands in the hospital, na that person go "hear" am o. If after everything his enemy dies, his family won't let the "striker" go.... And the innocent fellow might be footing bills in his family. So on the long run, the unhealthy guy won't really lose

Honestly, its a very important quote that should be at the back of our mind everytime. It should guide our conducts and actions.
It can be painful for the victim but villain/culprit will just walk away or move on cos he/she has got nothing to lose.

okikiosibodu:
I did. But the thoughts of my busy and tiring schedule today, is killing. I am trying not to think of it.... And the whole distraction thing,is exhausting me, and getting me bored too. Thanks for the "likes". They put smiles on my face.
My turn..... YOU sef, u go church?

Chai! This is a case of doing oneself.
I didn't go today....... cos of a reason I can't mention here. Work related anyway.