okikiosibodu:

LOL. I work as a customer care representative in a teleco. I remember an elderly man calling me I fateful day, complaining about deductions on his line... He was saying "I am a widower in my late 70s, what do I need beauty tips for? Common remove that nonsense from my line".
I was tempted to laugh on the call, but the man had a point though.
How have you been? Been ages. Eku'jo meta o

LOL.
You know I've mistakingly clicked on okay when the advert pops up in the past, then had to go thru the rigors of unsubscribing from it. Had to learn to check very well to cancel it.

I'm humbled o. Thanks.
Believed you are doing great too. You dont come to nl often like before too, guess it's work shey. May God continue to provide for our needs and keep us all safe and healthy.

You guys should start dating already nah. Oko and vivie

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vivie01:

LOL.
You know I've mistakingly clicked on okay when the advert pops up in the past, then had to go thru the rigors of unsubscribing from it. Had to learn to check very well to cancel it.

I'm humbled o. Thanks.
Believed you are doing great too. You dont come on nl often like before too, guess it's work shey. May God continue to provide for our needs and keep us all safe and healthy.

Especially that "wonderful" network called MTN.... You'll see some pop ups, the only option there is "ok". No "back or " cancel". They thought me to be patient in reading pop ups before responding to them. Necessity is the mother of invention.... They have thought us to adapt by being meticulous with our responses to our phones..
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Work o, and data service..... That wonderful glo data. Smh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MMWN6cSwjE

https://mobile.facebook.com/naijaolosho/

what of when u are suffering from escalated poverty , living in one room and promises to buy ur ignorant girlfriend iPhone 7 and the little boy beside u will be like

*WATCH THIS TO THE END*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuaWgHT8QsQ

Person want thife car and he doesn't know how to drive.....you need to see what happened......

Now that the Eagles are in Russia,they should use style and locate the house of that MMM guy and ask his family how they want their thunder

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When a Nigerian starts a statement with "with all due respect" don't be deceived, Just be ready for some disrespectful stuff

You are shy to remove your sister's Pants from the drying wire when its about to rain. But you can remove the pants of someone's sister with your teeth abi
You're Mad but you have nobody to tell you

The moment I knew Nigeria was in trouble was when someone stole his neighbour's white goat and dyed it black,
only for the neighbour to say he recognized the goat by it's smile

I don't what to say anything but...

God removed one rib from Adam to create EVE.
so I was wondering,
what if tonight he sends an angel to come and remove the ribs of men according to the number of wives or girlfriends they have, lol
many guys here go wake up tomorrow ribless
but some of you will not just be ribless tomorrow but also cripple, because you will still be owing somuch ribs that the angel will have no other choice than to remove your legs too

If she asks you for money for brazilian hair, tell her to sing brazilian anthem for you first...
Dont waste your money on nothing!!

Against Morocco it was a corner, Against Nigeria it was a corner, Against Tunisia it was still a corner, even Against Egypt that free kick was from corner... Do you now see the effect of the yeye one corner dance Ghanian brought to Africa?
no wonder they didn't even qualify at all.

#Goodmorning

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Having sex at night when sperms are asleep will prevent unwanted pregnancy... try it and thank me later...

My brain sharp die

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HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A
NIGERIAN~
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1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And
she replies, "Sorry for yourself!" .
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2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she says, “Drop it on my
head." .
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3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon
bag from a party.
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4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And
she replies you, “Why won't you have fever
when you press phone every night”.
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5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my
class.” and she replies, “So the person that
took first has two heads abi?” .
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6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work,
just to punish you.
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7) When you are watching television with her
and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want
you to change the channel.
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When you tell her you are going to a
friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last
did that friend come here to play with you? .
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9) When she asks you if the food she served
you is enough, and you reply no, and she says,
come and eat me na.
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10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will
hear Ween.
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11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or paper.
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12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my
mother, so you will not kill me''
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13) When she calls you from your room
upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to
bring her purse
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14) When you ask her to refund the money
you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the
food you have been eating in the house nko?
Which money did you think was used in buying
them?''..

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People

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afoltundeseun:
You guys should start dating already nah. Oko and vivie

Just seeing this, match maker
How u dey, brother? How body?

every single joke has been a hit back to back...still expecting more jokes and educational info...

Thank you..... You saved me from a boring day.. ...