SlimBrawnie:


Today makes it 9weeks gone for you ooo, not 5weeks like you may assume

@adorablewifey, truth is my EDD is January 4th according to LMP, but just put me in Team December, I want & pray for December. Na beg I dey beg so oo

Bia woman, this table you are shaking so do it small small oo because it only has 3 legs oo.
Hahaha you're more than welcome but hope your cappo will not come and fight us. We no get power like some other teams fighting up and down ooo.

Me dinnor mention name oo, no body should come for me biko I am not myself oo.

Lemme come and be going and look for where to put all this thing hanging in my throat.

whyworryPH:
Come o this mamas una don dey stylishly turn to vernacular. Na Zaynie start this thing and Goldenheart002 joined her with her reply for that party yesterday.

Now enque, viettastiches and Ammy5565 don join ( and yes I understand wetin una dey talk and if u vex me I go expose una especially for that your funny discussion )

Now that I'm provoked, oya you people should tell me wetin I just talk here "xiangu Shangai tua shinta huha donbi jinghu"

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StrongWoman333:
Orishirishi nothing wey we no go see for this life.

abeg, how you take arrange baby's clothes for the wardrobe? Did you place anything like newspaper or calendar underneath before putting baby's clothes? I washed all baby's clothes today especially the ones from Newborn to three months... Make me self start sorting. No time

Goldenheart002:



Itumo, pls??
My cliques don go buy land for newborn thread, nobody to alert me wen jollof finally done

lemme oo to speak what I want oo, na iron jollof e no dy gree done.

But seriously, sometimes before we write something, we've to check if is going to be fair or if it'll bring goodwill and better friendship to the person concerned. Na only amebo she dy use the moniker for

enque:


I hope its not ur land on d thread that I bought?? No vex, d agent didnt let me know it was already booked

No problem. You can make payments for the land into my bank account I won't mind at all

karyss:


Mama d mama......dis got me cracking ma ribs... I understand u jare its not easy. I actually calculated d august to it too o as I no want get hbp so I just jejely add d august o. Buh come to tink of it are u sure its not 2 and d half month remaining for u? Cos may is jux starting o

Which May is just starting it'll soon end o, my EDD even enter June small according to 2nd scan

VivyGift:

abeg, how you take arrange baby's clothes for the wardrobe? Did you place anything like newspaper or calendar underneath before putting baby's clothes? I washed all baby's clothes today especially the ones from Newborn to three months... Make me self start sorting. No time

I didn't place anything o I just cleaned the layers with a clean napkin and arranged the clohes like that. I sort them eg bibs and socks on a layer, onesies and sleep suits on another layer, etc.

viettastitches:
please is it possible for team November to have already known the baby's gender since last month?

okay o

StrongWoman333:
I didn't place anything o I just cleaned the layers with a clean napkin and arranged the clohes like that. I sort them eg bibs and socks on a layer, onesies and sleep suits on another layer, etc.

OK dear. God bless you

munarule:

present ma, infact I don't know how my body is doing me. I now hate most things I love eating, my breast still hurt so much and I feel so tired everytime. I think it's time to get washing machine to ease my laundry cause mi o le wa ku. Thanks you

it will pass soon, they say there's an honeymoon stage. Me I am waiting for it cos all this nerves and joints pain isn't funny.

yepiee!!! IT IS 2ND WEEK IN MAY

Team M ---Miraculous Conceptions
A ---Adorable and Stress free pregnancy
Y ---Yes!!It is a supernatural Delivery.

How are we all doing, am sure we are anxious to meet our Los, soon, very soon our babies will be in our hands.
BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT
Congratulations to our MumIbeji and missusadey
NAME EDD BA GENDER BS
1)portable4real ---- 02/05/2018 ---- 1/04/2018 ---- BLUE ---- BS seen
2)Shemmyglo ------06/05/2018 ----27/04/2018 ---- BLUE ---- """""
3)Meeeeey --------29/05/2018 ----27/04/2018 ---- BLUE ---- BS SEEN
4)MumIbeji -------01/05/2018(April Mama) ----PINK
5)missusadey ----02/05/2018----8/05/2018--PINK
Oya let's go there
Team May
Dropping like it hot

FIRST TEAM(1-8 May)(AM SURE OUR HOSPITAL BAGS RE PACKED AND WE ARE WAITING
3) tosinwill ----------06/05/2018 (LMP)-----BLUE ---
4) mumsgirl27 -------- 07/05/2018 (LMP)----- Pink ---
6) Fisayomi1 ---------10/05/2018 (LMP)--- PINK ----
SECOND TEAM (9-15 May) (HOPE YOUR HOSPITAL BAGS ARE PACKED)
7) khaite23 ----- ----12/05/18 (SCAN)-----BLUE
rosekatiej --------- 13/05/2018 (LMP)----PINK
9) Roseey0 -----------14/05/2018 (LMP)----- Pink
10) 1dafulmi ----------14/05/2018 (LMP)------BLUE
THIRD TEAM (16-22MAY)(HOSPITAL BAGS SHOULD BE PACKED BY NOW)
11) glosun -------------16/05/2018 (LMP)---- ??
12) Doubledouble ------ 18/05/2018 (LMP)--- Suprise
13) Okayla -------------18/05/2018 (LMP)---- ??
14) Wemmy017 ------ 21/05/2018(LMP)-----PINK
15) 4realwoman -------22/05/2018(TVS)------- SUPRISE
FOURTH TEAM (23-31May)(PLEASE START PARKING YOUR HOSPITAL BAGS.)
16) Imahaps --------23/05/2018 (LMP)------- BLUE
17) arbbiegold ------23/05/2018 (LMP)--------PINK
18) Olubassey92 ----- 24/05/2018(SCAN)------PINK
19) glamk ------------28/05/2018(LMP)-------- Mama, our re u doing, please reply. u are always in our thought.
20) Anistef ------------29/05/2018(LMP)------
21) Forevergirl --------29/05/2018(LMP)-------''''
23) yetty002 ---------- 29/05/2018(LMP)-----
24) iaatmgirl---------- 31/05/2018(LMP)-------
25) Betgal ------------ ''''''' ------- BLUE
Please mama and papa, it been so long we heard from you,reach out to us pls.
26) Omojolagbe ------- ??/??/?(?) -------------
27) bigiyaro ------------??/??/?(?)------------
Happy Third Trimester to us all grin, Waddling phase grin grin
Team May
Team Miraculous Conception
Team Supernatural delivery
Team Sharp sharp delivery
Team Beautiful and handsome Los
Team Sexy bumps (No eba or amala bumps)
Team Healthy pregnancy
Team Mother alive, Lo alive and Father rejoicing
Team 20billion for our account grin

mumsgirl27:
yepiee!!! IT IS 2ND WEEK IN MAY

Team M ---Miraculous Conceptions
A ---Adorable and Stress free pregnancy
Y ---Yes!!It is a supernatural Delivery.

How are we all doing, am sure we are anxious to meet our Los, soon, very soon our babies will be in our handsn
Team May
Team Miraculous Conception
Team Supernatural delivery
Team Sharp sharp delivery
Team Beautiful and handsome Los
Team Sexy bumps (No eba or amala bumps)
Team Healthy pregnancy
Team Mother alive, Lo alive and Father rejoicing
Team 20billion for our account grin

We are there already cappo
Gallant and ready.
Waiting on God to complete the rest.
No loss in Jesus name. AMEN

4realwoman you really slay in your pics, want to be like you when I grow up.

please mamas someone introduce me to pears soap, lotion, powder, oil.... she said is what she use for her kids though have not bought any soap yet . please how good is pears baby products .

VivyGift:

OK dear. God bless you

Bless you too

Nice job Cappo. Anxiously waiting for the heroic arrival of the LO. I wish everyone safe delivery.

mumsgirl27:
yepiee!!! IT IS 2ND WEEK IN MAY

Team M ---Miraculous Conceptions
A ---Adorable and Stress free pregnancy
Y ---Yes!!It is a supernatural Delivery.

How are we all doing, am sure we are anxious to meet our Los, soon, very soon our babies will be in our hands.
BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT
Congratulations to our MumIbeji and missusadey
NAME EDD BA GENDER BS
1)portable4real ---- 02/05/2018 ---- 1/04/2018 ---- BLUE ---- BS seen
2)Shemmyglo ------06/05/2018 ----27/04/2018 ---- BLUE ---- """""
3)Meeeeey --------29/05/2018 ----27/04/2018 ---- BLUE ---- BS SEEN
4)MumIbeji -------01/05/2018(April Mama) ----PINK
5)missusadey ----02/05/2018----8/05/2018--PINK
Oya let's go there
Team May
Dropping like it hot

FIRST TEAM(1-8 May)(AM SURE OUR HOSPITAL BAGS RE PACKED AND WE ARE WAITING
3) tosinwill ----------06/05/2018 (LMP)-----BLUE ---
4) mumsgirl27 -------- 07/05/2018 (LMP)----- Pink ---
6) Fisayomi1 ---------10/05/2018 (LMP)--- PINK ----
SECOND TEAM (9-15 May) (HOPE YOUR HOSPITAL BAGS ARE PACKED)
7) khaite23 ----- ----12/05/18 (SCAN)-----BLUE
rosekatiej --------- 13/05/2018 (LMP)----PINK
9) Roseey0 -----------14/05/2018 (LMP)----- Pink
10) 1dafulmi ----------14/05/2018 (LMP)------BLUE
THIRD TEAM (16-22MAY)(HOSPITAL BAGS SHOULD BE PACKED BY NOW)
11) glosun -------------16/05/2018 (LMP)---- ??
12) Doubledouble ------ 18/05/2018 (LMP)--- Suprise
13) Okayla -------------18/05/2018 (LMP)---- ??
14) Wemmy017 ------ 21/05/2018(LMP)-----PINK
15) 4realwoman -------22/05/2018(TVS)------- SUPRISE
FOURTH TEAM (23-31May)(PLEASE START PARKING YOUR HOSPITAL BAGS.)
16) Imahaps --------23/05/2018 (LMP)------- BLUE
17) arbbiegold ------23/05/2018 (LMP)--------PINK
18) Olubassey92 ----- 24/05/2018(SCAN)------PINK
19) glamk ------------28/05/2018(LMP)-------- Mama, our re u doing, please reply. u are always in our thought.
20) Anistef ------------29/05/2018(LMP)------
21) Forevergirl --------29/05/2018(LMP)-------''''
23) yetty002 ---------- 29/05/2018(LMP)-----
24) iaatmgirl---------- 31/05/2018(LMP)-------
25) Betgal ------------ ''''''' ------- BLUE
Please mama and papa, it been so long we heard from you,reach out to us pls.
26) Omojolagbe ------- ??/??/?(?) -------------
27) bigiyaro ------------??/??/?(?)------------
Happy Third Trimester to us all grin, Waddling phase grin grin
Team May
Team Miraculous Conception
Team Supernatural delivery
Team Sharp sharp delivery
Team Beautiful and handsome Los
Team Sexy bumps (No eba or amala bumps)
Team Healthy pregnancy
Team Mother alive, Lo alive and Father rejoicing
Team 20billion for our account grin

mumsgirl27:
yepiee!!! IT IS 2ND WEEK IN MAY

Team M ---Miraculous Conceptions
A ---Adorable and Stress free pregnancy
Y ---Yes!!It is a supernatural Delivery.

How are we all doing, am sure we are anxious to meet our Los, soon, very soon our babies will be in our hands.
BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT
Congratulations to our MumIbeji and missusadey
NAME EDD BA GENDER BS
1)portable4real ---- 02/05/2018 ---- 1/04/2018 ---- BLUE ---- BS seen
2)Shemmyglo ------06/05/2018 ----27/04/2018 ---- BLUE ---- """""
3)Meeeeey --------29/05/2018 ----27/04/2018 ---- BLUE ---- BS SEEN
4)MumIbeji -------01/05/2018(April Mama) ----PINK
5)missusadey ----02/05/2018----8/05/2018--PINK
Oya let's go there
Team May
Dropping like it hot

FIRST TEAM(1-8 May)(AM SURE OUR HOSPITAL BAGS RE PACKED AND WE ARE WAITING
3) tosinwill ----------06/05/2018 (LMP)-----BLUE ---
4) mumsgirl27 -------- 07/05/2018 (LMP)----- Pink ---
6) Fisayomi1 ---------10/05/2018 (LMP)--- PINK ----
SECOND TEAM (9-15 May) (HOPE YOUR HOSPITAL BAGS ARE PACKED)
7) khaite23 ----- ----12/05/18 (SCAN)-----BLUE
rosekatiej --------- 13/05/2018 (LMP)----PINK
9) Roseey0 -----------14/05/2018 (LMP)----- Pink
10) 1dafulmi ----------14/05/2018 (LMP)------BLUE
THIRD TEAM (16-22MAY)(HOSPITAL BAGS SHOULD BE PACKED BY NOW)
11) glosun -------------16/05/2018 (LMP)---- ??
12) Doubledouble ------ 18/05/2018 (LMP)--- Suprise
13) Okayla -------------18/05/2018 (LMP)---- ??
14) Wemmy017 ------ 21/05/2018(LMP)-----PINK
15) 4realwoman -------22/05/2018(TVS)------- SUPRISE
FOURTH TEAM (23-31May)(PLEASE START PARKING YOUR HOSPITAL BAGS.)
16) Imahaps --------23/05/2018 (LMP)------- BLUE
17) arbbiegold ------23/05/2018 (LMP)--------PINK
18) Olubassey92 ----- 24/05/2018(SCAN)------PINK
19) glamk ------------28/05/2018(LMP)-------- Mama, our re u doing, please reply. u are always in our thought.
20) Anistef ------------29/05/2018(LMP)------
21) Forevergirl --------29/05/2018(LMP)-------''''
23) yetty002 ---------- 29/05/2018(LMP)-----
24) iaatmgirl---------- 31/05/2018(LMP)-------
25) Betgal ------------ ''''''' ------- BLUE
Please mama and papa, it been so long we heard from you,reach out to us pls.
26) Omojolagbe ------- ??/??/?(?) -------------
27) bigiyaro ------------??/??/?(?)------------
Happy Third Trimester to us all grin, Waddling phase grin grin
Team May
Team Miraculous Conception
Team Supernatural delivery
Team Sharp sharp delivery
Team Beautiful and handsome Los
Team Sexy bumps (No eba or amala bumps)
Team Healthy pregnancy
Team Mother alive, Lo alive and Father rejoicing
Team 20billion for our account grin

PRESENT MA! The anxiety no be small o, that I now dream of babies every night. Stretch mark yaff full my formerly flat tummy chai. Well sha, God has been gracious!
I hope you are good too? Sharp Sharp delivery to all May teamies In Jesus name, Amen! Settle by fire!

mumsgirl27:
yepiee!!! IT IS 2ND WEEK IN MAY

Team M ---Miraculous Conceptions
A ---Adorable and Stress free pregnancy
Y ---Yes!!It is a supernatural Delivery.

How are we all doing, am sure we are anxious to meet our Los, soon, very soon our babies will be in our hands.
BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT
Congratulations to our MumIbeji and missusadey
NAME EDD BA GENDER BS
1)portable4real ---- 02/05/2018 ---- 1/04/2018 ---- BLUE ---- BS seen
2)Shemmyglo ------06/05/2018 ----27/04/2018 ---- BLUE ---- """""
3)Meeeeey --------29/05/2018 ----27/04/2018 ---- BLUE ---- BS SEEN
4)MumIbeji -------01/05/2018(April Mama) ----PINK
5)missusadey ----02/05/2018----8/05/2018--PINK
Oya let's go there
Team May
Dropping like it hot

FIRST TEAM(1-8 May)(AM SURE OUR HOSPITAL BAGS RE PACKED AND WE ARE WAITING
3) tosinwill ----------06/05/2018 (LMP)-----BLUE ---
4) mumsgirl27 -------- 07/05/2018 (LMP)----- Pink ---
6) Fisayomi1 ---------10/05/2018 (LMP)--- PINK ----
SECOND TEAM (9-15 May) (HOPE YOUR HOSPITAL BAGS ARE PACKED)
7) khaite23 ----- ----12/05/18 (SCAN)-----BLUE
rosekatiej --------- 13/05/2018 (LMP)----PINK
9) Roseey0 -----------14/05/2018 (LMP)----- Pink
10) 1dafulmi ----------14/05/2018 (LMP)------BLUE
THIRD TEAM (16-22MAY)(HOSPITAL BAGS SHOULD BE PACKED BY NOW)
11) glosun -------------16/05/2018 (LMP)---- ??
12) Doubledouble ------ 18/05/2018 (LMP)--- Suprise
13) Okayla -------------18/05/2018 (LMP)---- ??
14) Wemmy017 ------ 21/05/2018(LMP)-----PINK
15) 4realwoman -------22/05/2018(TVS)------- SUPRISE
FOURTH TEAM (23-31May)(PLEASE START PARKING YOUR HOSPITAL BAGS.)
16) Imahaps --------23/05/2018 (LMP)------- BLUE
17) arbbiegold ------23/05/2018 (LMP)--------PINK
18) Olubassey92 ----- 24/05/2018(SCAN)------PINK
19) glamk ------------28/05/2018(LMP)-------- Mama, our re u doing, please reply. u are always in our thought.
20) Anistef ------------29/05/2018(LMP)------
21) Forevergirl --------29/05/2018(LMP)-------''''
23) yetty002 ---------- 29/05/2018(LMP)-----
24) iaatmgirl---------- 31/05/2018(LMP)-------
25) Betgal ------------ ''''''' ------- BLUE
Please mama and papa, it been so long we heard from you,reach out to us pls.
26) Omojolagbe ------- ??/??/?(?) -------------
27) bigiyaro ------------??/??/?(?)------------
Happy Third Trimester to us all grin, Waddling phase grin grin
Team May
Team Miraculous Conception
Team Supernatural delivery
Team Sharp sharp delivery
Team Beautiful and handsome Los
Team Sexy bumps (No eba or amala bumps)
Team Healthy pregnancy
Team Mother alive, Lo alive and Father rejoicing
Team 20billion for our account grin

Bag don dey packed since March sef but Lo no gree engage
I don dey beg am cos e b like say I don dey tire small small 4 dis journey

Wow, 4300 pages!

Well done, pushing mamas! This was the list I created for shopping and I heard it was a popular list so I'll post it up here as well, in case anyone is interested (it's based off my and more experienced mums' in my vicinity:

http://nefescorner.com/new-baby-lets-go-shopping/

For those who already have babies (yay) and are tired of them grabbing your keys, your hair, your glasses, your phones, biko take a look. Once we did this list, my babies left my wig in peace (I finally managed to get human hair, one smallie wants to snatch the strands out, mba!)

http://nefescorner.com/are-there-no-toys-for-6-12-month-old/

For younger babies, I'm actually going to drop a sweet DIY how you can sew their own toy (15 minutes, tops). If you can thread a needle, you can make it. HTH!

mumsgirl27:
yepiee!!! IT IS 2ND WEEK IN MAY

Team M ---Miraculous Conceptions
A ---Adorable and Stress free pregnancy
Y ---Yes!!It is a supernatural Delivery.

How are we all doing, am sure we are anxious to meet our Los, soon, very soon our babies will be in our hands.
BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT

NAME EDD BA GENDER
Oya let's go there
Team May
Dropping like it hot
15) 4realwo.man -------22/05/2018(TVS)------- SUPRISE
Happy Third Trimester to us all grin, Waddling phase grin grin
Team May
Team Miraculous Conception
Team Supernatural delivery
Team Sharp sharp delivery
Team Beautiful and handsome Los
Team Sexy bumps (No eba or amala bumps)
Team Healthy pregnancy
Team Mother alive, Lo alive and Father rejoicing
Team 20billion for our account grin

thank you my sweet and wonderful coppo as for me I am very ready now sha, but am yet to start my leave hopefully next week Monday. Thank you for always checking up on us.

viettastitches:
please is it possible for team November to have already known the baby's gender since last month?

Haa these women no go kee mii with laff, ha anyu aru na anyu nshi bikonui were ya nwayo

4realwoman:
Because it is our month of double double
Our month of supernatural delivery
Our month of Sharp sharp delivery
Our month of holding our Beautiful and handsome Los
Our month of showing our Sexy bumps anything we feel like cos na we get this month.
Our month of Mother alive, Lo alive and Father rejoicing in Jesus name, Amen
Our month of rejoicing
Our month of celebration
Our month of every good thing oooooooooooo
Yes it is our Month of happiness
Team May how market?
Hope we all are good?
Just checking up on my teamie.

#Bumpie Monday#

Amen our babe wey no dey fail to show us bump, safe delivery to you sis.

Welcome mama, Almighty God will watch over your and your lo . By God's grace this would be a smooth ride for you.

Deruths:
Hello fellow Ladies.... I am a FTM and new here and attracted to this topic..... I have been TTC for about 5 years, but I thank God that my prayers has been answered... by God's grace, I am #teamNovember

BlessedDiva:


Haa these women no go kee mii with laff, ha anyu aru na anyu nshi bikonui were ya nwayo

.

BlessedDiva:


Haa these women no go kee mii with laff, ha anyu aru na anyu nshi bikonui were ya nwayo

nne gini ka mmadu ga eme kwanu

fourfunmi:
Hello Mamas..... I'm happy to be here... At last... Just found out yesterday and so so excited....
I'm a FTM and all advice will be appreciated.
According to my LMP, I'm 5weeks and also a #TeamDecember

Welcome ma'am, may you 9months journey be a smooth ride and a supernatural delivery.
Feel comfortable around here and ask questions if need be, our sabi mamas will answer you as soon as they're online. We will include you in our next team DEC18 roll call. Welcome once more.

....

divinemandate:


please mamas someone introduce me to pears soap, lotion, powder, oil.... she said is what she use for her kids though have not bought any soap yet . please how good is pears baby products .

mamas please respondoooo.

rosekatiej:
Team May how una dey Am I the only one who is tired of being asked if am still pregnant pls?

The matter don tire me self and it's really getting me pissed at some point I started doing all have learnt concerning inducing labour but right now am so done I think my baby is enjoying mummy's tummy and I should just go with the flow as I have just a week to my edd..Wishing all my teamies supernatural delivery#wink.

Hahhahahahahahahhah.....

No dear .....
You not oh......
Am team June and ayam already tired of people asking me that queshion

ahnie:
I'm out of the race...
Cc November cappo

Oh no!!!

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While we feel sorry for these unfortunate women in this condition, we should be extremely conscious of ourselves in this wise. Read full details here. https:///1btq9

zaynie:
So it is with heavy heart that I am writing this.
WhyworryPH, I see your hand o.
Of my 3 parties, one cancelled. I no vex. I still have 2 bah?
I went to the first one, got to the venue and I didn't like the settings (I'm not a snob but I've had enough food poisoning from parties to be smart ). So I just took a plate of porridge (no stew) and fried chicken for the kids. (Hint: salads, jollof rice, fried rice and vegetable soup are easiest to get poisoning from and stew too). I was doing shakara that I had another party (which I joined the cooking crew o,.so I could vouch for the food) and my target was the fresh fish ,eforiro and amala fele.
I was in a hurry to leave this party but the Alfas naming the baby just refused to announce the name not till 6 O'clock by which time I was glaring daggers at them.... . Then time to go to the other party and my convoy was delaying me . Going back and forth.....by the time we reached the second party.....mmmmmmm
Even canopy no dey again! Dem don even wash plate and pack chairs. Even my host had long gone.....
Of a truth, I screamed.....fresh fish! Amala! Efo riro!!!! Ha! Aiye mi o!!!!!
Na so I carry myself go buy moimoi o
With vexation I dinor make dinner for my husband man




That is to say, I will not announce my future parties, Team Nov are not to be trusted

Let me borrow liftedhands slang...

Oturukpeke!!!

curvilicious:

Jae, during dedication

Such a cutie. Love his chubby cheeks and bright eyes