xynerise:

That cliché is less than 20% right
Who is now behind a successful bachelor??

His mother?

TonyeBarcanista:
His mother?

And if he is motherless??

xynerise:

And if he is motherless??

His call booty?

TonyeBarcanista:
His call booty?

What the hell is that?

IamPlato:
...


Her Intelligence!


Her Diligence!


Her Cooking Skill!


Her Intergrity!


Her Whatsapp& Facebook password!



Is That Too Much To Ask?

Dead Rat! Dead Rat!! Dead Rat!!! How many times I called you? I think its high time u vanish from Nairaland for good.

Elder001:


which assurance are you talking about

blessed assurance

TonyeBarcanista:

Who cares about Elizabeth Taylor or whatever?

In old times women of erratic behavior were in the minority. They were even ashamed to publicly display their misconduct. Virtues were not only encouraged but embraced by majority and rewarded accordingly. Your Elizabeth Taylor (abi na Tailor) was not and never the ideal model!
That she was famous will never change this fact!

Unlike these days were erratic conduct are not only encouraged but rewarded. We are in age where people's ambition is to be baby mama for one rich kid or a successful dude. An age where ladies are interested in harvesting from men rather than stand with men. An age where it is fine to extort husband/fiancé till he takes to crime to satisfy the insatiable desires. An age where "Yahoo Boys" are motivated to remain in the crime just to be able to get the girls they wouldn't have got if they stick to legitimate hustling...

My Dear, abeg my hand no de jare... Make I face my front biko

I really wish you practice what you preach, my dear. Want to tell me that a lady who has legit dreams and aspirations has never approached you for support (not financial) to kick start her career?


Smiles.

SoapQueen:


I really wish you practice what you preach, my dear. Want to tell me that a lady who has legit dreams and aspirations has never approached you for support (not financial) to kick start her career?


Smiles.

I don't need to talk about my deeds but I encourage people to pursue any legitimate career...

TonyeBarcanista:

I don't need to talk about my deeds but I encourage people to pursue any legitimate career...

Like you "encouraged" me. Well, your generalization is hasty and flawed. Your opinion though.


Night.

Ezkid:
Dead Rat! Dead Rat!! Dead Rat!!! How many times I called you? I think its high time u vanish from Nairaland for good.

...


Its Time You Vanished From This Planet.

IamPlato:
...


Its Time You Vanished From This Planet.

Well I'm not the type no one wants around here, am I? Bloody Scammer!

Hi , there exist this babe we met & ve gone on a date like 5 times. Thou ve occupied the position of boyfriend status.

On 4th date, ve got to man up and divulged my feelings (used the word 'like) to be my girlfriend. Her response was 'I didn't want any commitment for now,didn't want someone to be lamenting I didn't care'. I noticed the magnitude of her seriousness at that moment.... she said it nt too frankly but been relaxed. Later I had to assure her of nothing to worry abt. Then she replied 'I'll think 'bt it'.

What exactly can I initiate for my intention of dating her to be successful & getting a positive reply in earnest?

Jo comment

Definitely not our naija women Sha, cos NONE get this characteristics

Only to open leg and chop ur money biko

I only want a listening ear and little of number 4

I hope they'll see this one

Divay22:
I hope they'll see this one

Nopes! They wouldn't

For where? In this modern day Nigeria? Whey babes dey spread legs anyhow like the way you spread butter on bread. Nigerian babes have nothing else asides sex to offer a man. Not many can actually cook. Was that not the reason for sex dolls? No be woman cut off her husband blokos because of Will?

HARDDON:


Nopes! They wouldn't

Yeah.. Cause they're all blind

Good food

I stand to be corrected ooooo, but most ladies don't possess no 1 & 3.

Elder001:


Respect, Honesty, Ideas, care

i have family and friends for that so tell me something else

Hi , there exist this babe we met & ve gone on a date like 5 times. Thou ve occupied the position of boyfriend status. 

On 4th date, ve got to man up and divulged my feelings (used the word 'like) to be my girlfriend. Her response was 'I didn't want any commitment for now,didn't want someone to be lamenting I didn't care'. I noticed the magnitude of her seriousness at that moment.... she said it nt too frankly but been relaxed. Later I had to assure her of nothing to worry abt. Then she replied 'I'll think 'bt it'.

What exactly can I initiate for my intention of dating her to be successful & getting a positive reply in earnest?

austyn0:
No doubt that some ladies will still hop in here and go like "What is the essence of doing all these when he will still cheat."

http://media.tenor.co/images/207833daf1a6dff99e9e505895043f73/tenor.gif


Yea, they all cheat! Don't they?

Well , deal ladies hear this: what you say you Become/experience. You attract what you think mostly about. The power of life and death lies on the tongue. Finally, "you shall have whatsoever you say". Read your Bibles!


So you see? The guys that are coming around you are cheats because of what you have been thinking /saying.

Learn to talk right after now.

Problem Solving Skills
* Fashion Sense
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Cooking Skills
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Must Understand Alone Time...No be 2 Dey Monitor Someone Like My Mother
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Football Sense

Ridbaay:
Hi , there exist this babe we met & ve gone on a date like 5 times. Thou ve occupied the position of boyfriend status.

On 4th date, ve got to man up and divulged my feelings (used the word 'like) to be my girlfriend. Her response was 'I didn't want any commitment for now,didn't want someone to be lamenting I didn't care'. I noticed the magnitude of her seriousness at that moment.... she said it nt too frankly but been relaxed. Later I had to assure her of nothing to worry abt. Then she replied 'I'll think 'bt it'.

What exactly can I initiate for my intention of dating her to be successful & getting a positive reply in earnest?

it means she just wants to have fun and keep playing you around, She doesn't want you to be her boyfriend and I bet you have already started spending on her..... If you start going strict on her and demand an answer, she will threaten to leave you... The question you should ask yourself is.. After sucking your mother's breasts, growing up.. going through life, do you deserve someone better than her or not.. Someone who will love you and take care of you.. Or do you want to keep her and push away others who would give you what you are expecting from a girlfriend.. Make your choice.

If their love between them . a woman can offer anything
Esecially TRUST ..

Divay22:

Yeah.. Cause they're all blind

All of them?

How come you can see?

Who cares and need em hores

rebirthforgoody:



Must you mention good sex

sex is not a crime .. Stop acting asif u have done it b4