GAZZUZZ:


Shortlisting final candidates tomorrow. You can still apply.

Abeg invite me to the round table na , as external observer

...

Cooladex:
Done, Please check ur email

OK boss. Will revert in a few minutes

dru23:


This will arrive nxt week... once my manager interviews you and approved. It is all urs for rental than...

hey dru.. I can help with the clearing of Ur cars.. That's my major.. This taxify na side hustle.. At least make I chop from Ur money small...

dru23:


Yes bro ... I don't do hp at all .. Have learn from others mistake

No wahala Bros

EMIOMOADEOYE:


OK then. Since you don't want to accept then it must be your village people then.

But I maintain you are taking the bend too fast

But na me dey drive naa, I don tell you what if you like believe no harm

Chuwaa:


Go to their office, explain your dilemma and requests that he be given cash card trips only. Once the debt is settled or to a minimum you can bear, collect the car. He's probably overworking to buy a car.

But Uber won't listen to such.

taxiappguy:


That's a lot of money for 2 days driving oh, is there something I'm missing.

.

It is not a normal 2 days driving oh
Those who know ... Know

Zoharariel:


It is true. I decline any trip going beyond Abraham Adesanya round about towards Epe axis because the taxify app doesn't calculate the fare correctly.

I guess it has to do with the GPS mapping or something.

About 3months ago, I picked-up a female rider from “Megamound Ave” inside Lekki County Homes.

She wanted to go drop some stuffs to her younger sister who is schooling at the
Pan Atlantic University (Km 52, Lekki-Epe Expressway after Eleko Beach Junction).

The lady told me I'd have to bring her back to The Palms and that she needed to pick-up a friend inside Abraham Adesanya Estate on our way.

I began to jubilate & gyrate clandestinely because I thought the trip would fetch me atleast 12k

We kicked off & it took me close to 40minutes to even pick-up her friend inside Abraham Adesanya Estate because:

1.) The friend did not have authority or clearance to invite any guest into the Estate, so she had to wait for her grandmother to call the security at the gate to allow us in.

2.) The lady in my car did not know her friend's address because it was her first time of visiting, so we had to ask around.

Eventually, we picked up the friend and the journey to Pan Atlantic University began.

Mehn! The traffic na die. It took me over an hour to locate the University and then another 1hour to drop both of them at the Palms.

I ended the trip while smiling - only for me to see 2,500Naira on the app. It was a cash trip.

I wanted to shout so people can gather & help me collect my money from the riders but then Orunmila quickly nudged me to keep quiet because I wasn't driving a yellow cab.

I drove out of the Palms & parked outside. I contemplated on the irunmole to invoke to help me burn down Taxify's office including all the drivers in training session.

Orunmila then reminded me to remember the day I picked up a rider from Mega Chicken Lekki to Igando and the fare was 13k - after which I just branched at “Funmec Joint” along Shasha Rd to eat a plate of hot pepper soup with 2 bottles of Heineken around 1pm - while other drivers were still hunting for riders.

I nodded my head in affirmation like an agama lizard & then drove home!

u wan kill me with laff

Boss in the House, please where can I get My DRIVERS LICENSE done fast and quick... Pls what is the Cost too..

Thanks..

please I need a fast reply. I wanna buy a Nigerian used Hyundai i10. is it acceptable on uber please answer. thank guys GAZZUZ dru23

There is need for the creation of extra streams of income by checking out for businesses you can do, these businesses you can do are with little capital that you have at the moment. Trying to adopt this strategy entails that you first understand your environment, then you can now decide on the businesses you can do at the moment without creating more challenges for yourself. Most of the lucrative businesses you can do in the present economic realities are businesses that are directly or indirectly related to information and communication technology (ICT), agriculture and humanitarian services.

Some of the businesses you can do are as follows:

Sports betting business: Making this service available to the people in your neighborhood is a good business idea in our new world full of sports lovers.
POS services: Few individuals prefer using the POS machine instead of the ATM; you can get the machine and charge your customers for using it.

Read more: http://www.streamsblog.com/25-lucrative-businesses-you-can-do-with-little-capital-in-this-season/

omonla10:
hey dru.. I can help with the clearing of Ur cars.. That's my major.. This taxify na side hustle.. At least make I chop from Ur money small...

Thanks for the offer .. Have been shipping cars for years now, and because of that, I have an agent that clears my cars for me
officially .. Am a very loyal person, till somebody f@cks up...

walesblu:


Please what's team #assurance

Davido gave Chioma assurance now.. So we partners need "assurance". AKA rental deposit.... Lol bro

Mjosh1000:
Folks abeg dis one weak me oo,

I picked up a lady from ikoyi yesterday and she was like, how fast can u get to MM3 .
Me: MM3
Her: yes MM3
Me: maam there is no mm3
Her: if u don't know there just tell me so I book another uber, pls stop wasting my time.
Me: ma'am maybe u shld book another uber I dnt know of MM3.
Her: please use ur Google map and save me the stress of requesting for another uber.
Me: maam pls kindly assist me using your phone to check my google map says no MM3.
Her: okay oh so sorry its MM2 I am going not MM3
Me:

That's how I drove her to MM2

Was just laughing all through MM3 nii MM4 kor

Abi is there MM3

You made my day despite a dulling week...

seun289:
open ur partners account on d chrome browser and check what u is stated in ur earnings including the active drivers he paired to you, number of trips and other activities but most importantly the details on the banking information in ur uber partners account

But some drivers no dey try at all, me had to pay Taxify 10k last week. Even when I wasn't working or with a vehicle, because I don't like it when my debt accumulate. What they don't know is the debt must be paid.

Toks Toyota Camry 2008 for rent 

Terms and Conditions

Weekly rental : #35,000

Assurance deposit: 70% of weekly rental or a signed STANDING ORDER at your bank for week rent in case you default.

Penalty for late payment 

2 Sure Guarantors must be provided  

Prove of work experience in e-hailing platforms not less than 3 Months.

Must be living within the environs of mainland.
Oshodi/Surulere/Onipanu and environs preferably.

Whatsapp: 08060137965.

iyaegin:


Oga are you a JJC in lagos.You are in traffic and your window was rolled down okay sebi you dey mise your A/C.cmon this is a schoolboy lagos traffic trick na.distract you and steal your phone which is on your passenger seat.i almost never wind down except if the car get A/C issue.Well i guess lesson learnt for you.

Where is your sense??

Cooladex:
Toks Toyota Camry 2008 for rent 

Terms and Conditions

Weekly rental : #35,000

Assurance deposit: 70% of weekly rental or a signed STANDING ORDER at your bank for week rent in case you default.

Penalty for late payment 

2 Sure Guarantors must be provided  

Prove of work experience in e-hailing platforms not less than 3 Months.

Must be living within the environs of mainland.
Oshodi/Surulere/Onipanu and environs preferably.

Whatsapp: 08060137965.

I usually do 10k to 20k

thebestprice:
please I need a fast reply. I wanna buy a Nigerian used Hyundai i10. is it acceptable on uber please answer. thank guys GAZZUZ dru23

Omo those cars are small o .. I only do elantra from 07 to 08. And I don't feel comfortable buying used Nigerian cars , coz of the maintance culture.. Kia rio is also good too

Cooladex:
Bro, please i mailed you. Kindly check your box

Sorry for late reply.. I just replied you .. Keep in mind the time difference

bluehorizo:
It's so crazy when you pick a rider from Sheraton,Ikeja to Fara Park after Shangotedo. Me feeling so cool that I have hammered only to end trip and you got 2200������

that's why u need to check Ur prices while on a trip.. U will know early enough and quickly negotiate or end the trip.. That's what I do.

Zoharariel:


It is true. I decline any trip going beyond Abraham Adesanya round about towards Epe axis because the taxify app doesn't calculate the fare correctly.

I guess it has to do with the GPS mapping or something.

About 3months ago, I picked-up a female rider from “Megamound Ave” inside Lekki County Homes.

She wanted to go drop some stuffs to her younger sister who is schooling at the
Pan Atlantic University (Km 52, Lekki-Epe Expressway after Eleko Beach Junction).

The lady told me I'd have to bring her back to The Palms and that she needed to pick-up a friend inside Abraham Adesanya Estate on our way.

I began to jubilate & gyrate clandestinely because I thought the trip would fetch me atleast 12k

We kicked off & it took me close to 40minutes to even pick-up her friend inside Abraham Adesanya Estate because:

1.) The friend did not have authority or clearance to invite any guest into the Estate, so she had to wait for her grandmother to call the security at the gate to allow us in.

2.) The lady in my car did not know her friend's address because it was her first time of visiting, so we had to ask around.

Eventually, we picked up the friend and the journey to Pan Atlantic University began.

Mehn! The traffic na die. It took me over an hour to locate the University and then another 1hour to drop both of them at the Palms.

I ended the trip while smiling - only for me to see 2,500Naira on the app. It was a cash trip.

I wanted to shout so people can gather & help me collect my money from the riders but then Orunmila quickly nudged me to keep quiet because I wasn't driving a yellow cab.

I drove out of the Palms & parked outside. I contemplated on the irunmole to invoke to help me burn down Taxify's office including all the drivers in training session.

Orunmila then reminded me to remember the day I picked up a rider from Mega Chicken Lekki to Igando and the fare was 13k - after which I just branched at “Funmec Joint” along Shasha Rd to eat a plate of hot pepper soup with 2 bottles of Heineken around 1pm - while other drivers were still hunting for riders.

I nodded my head in affirmation like an agama lizard & then drove home!

LOL this tirade has made my entire week!

IlorinBoy1:


Thank you very much.

A very nice man cannot do this kind business,before you kill a driver listen to advice.

Good evening. Please how many days does it take uber to approve an online registration to join uber. I've signed up but yet to do the training . How do j go about the training or is it the YouTube video after registering that is the training?

Toyota corolla 08 manual, leather seats, alloy rims, first body, bought new by current user, sound engine and gear. #1.5m. Contact 07036008088

Tgiirl:


Full painting is between 50k to 70k
Bumpers only front and back 15k to 25k
All sides excluding bonnet, top and boot 25k to 40k

Inside Iwaya onike yard. ( beside unilag) 2nd gate after MFM

Who is painting front and back bumper for 15k?

nitigriti:


Ikoyi - drive off Gerard road into any side street or drive into dolphin estate phase 1 or park view estate; Obalende - drive to keffi street, around the prisons and look for a side street off keffi to park; Ikeja is easy, just drive to the nerdc road (in front of shrine) and move forward a bit and park (don't give the boys there money ooo) or alhaja kofoworola street ( the street Lagoon hospital is), turn the corner on the street and park; or to Emina crescent, off Toyin Street.
Hope this helps

joel ogunaike our popular park... Just near eko club... Or isaac john just near by... Both are hot spots... Hotels, malls, restaurants and banks plenty

Cooladex:
Please somebody should help with Uber customer care line.
Thanks

Chat dem up at( t.uber.com/westafricachat)...dey offer d same customer service as green light hub

nitigriti:
I'm just about to hit the roads (for some fun) for the next 3 hours. My hot corolla is just leaving vulcanizer's shop. Bought two tokunbo tyres today, did tyre rotation (I do it every 5000 miles). Will check out how the car handles, then do alignment and balancing tomorrow.

Mechanic will take a good diagnostic look at the car next week Tuesday;
Panel beater and painter have also been notified, come next Tuesday, they will take care of all scratches on the bumpers and fenders; after that, then off to the car wash for a thorough fabric wash and then general wash.

Baby will be as good as new again.
Those of us that know, know. Assurance is overrated!

Half bread is better than none.... Once a driver thats owning to the amount of his assurance.. Its better to collect the car from him than continuing driving the car into more debt...this is why I said on one of my post .. We need to find a way to incorporate western businesss into our own .... I also said that it might not solve all the problems. But it will help to eliminate other problems or reduce.. Or better yet I guess guarantor is overrated too ...

thebestprice:
please I need a fast reply. I wanna buy a Nigerian used Hyundai i10. is it acceptable on uber please answer. thank guys GAZZUZ dru23

Your car is the best for uber. The best for fuel consumption and good for city rides.