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As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by philpwresh(m): 7:23am On May 19, 2018
Let's have fun!!
I thought ladies had to drink beer, before they could get pregnant
Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by madridguy(m): 7:26am On May 19, 2018
Don't even think about pregnancy then. My curiosity then is how they give birth. I used to ask everybody around whenever someone delivered and keep getting same reply " When you're older you will get to know ".

Then I have this funny conclusion that women lay eggs too like chicken tongue This is what am carrying around in my brain till I witnessed a she-goat giving birth.

I query Grandma that day till she open up for me.

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Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by nairalandbuzz(m): 7:26am On May 19, 2018
I only know they got pregnant through the mouth
Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by Shedrack777: 7:31am On May 19, 2018
i used to believe that its some kind of special food that they over fed with that pump their tummy
Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by philpwresh(m): 7:36am On May 19, 2018
madridguy:
Don't even think about pregnancy then. My curiosity then is how they give birth. I used to ask everybody around whenever someone delivered and keep getting same reply " When you're older you will get to know ".

Then I have this funny conclusion that women lay eggs too like chicken tongue This is what am carrying around in my brain till I witnessed a she-goat giving birth.

I query Grandma that day till she open up for me.
Lol
Lay egg ke
Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by Nobody: 7:45am On May 19, 2018
The day we were taught in inter-science that pregnancy is only thru sexual intercourse, I felt irritated like.. So my extremely sexless and moral single mom who detests girls having sex or going about with guys, actually did same thing to get pregnant with me. I mean I always thought there's a purer way of getting pregnant like when u pray, God will put the baby inside you, apart from the dirty way of sex that they've been flogging some students for when they catch them in d toilet or say vulgar sexual things. For about a week, I was spitting cus i felt irritated to be a product of such a dirty affair and I always looked at my mom with imaginary wonder.

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Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by madridguy(m): 7:48am On May 19, 2018
Since na only fowl I dey see then dey born chic

philpwresh:

Lol
Lay egg ke
Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by weyreypey: 7:50am On May 19, 2018
madridguy:
Since na only fowl I dey see then dey born chic

Hmmm no wonder... Lzaa immhotep

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Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by swiz123(m): 8:14am On May 19, 2018
I honestly thought that they carry ball around. Because back then, whenever you don't want your mates to play football with you, you hide the ball inside your t shirt
Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by Archangel15: 8:20am On May 19, 2018
I used to think 2 people lie together and one of them get pregnant

Until one guy showed me what coitus means in the dictionary

Eustace I will never forgive you cry

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Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by LZAA: 9:12am On May 19, 2018
weyreypey:
Hmmm no wonder... Lzaa immhotep

Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by huthmanadam(m): 9:16am On May 19, 2018
The question should be "As a child, how did u think women gave birth?"... Trust me, u don't wanna know how I tot women gave birth when I was younger... grin grin
Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by iamskyrex(m): 11:09am On May 19, 2018
I used to think that sleeping with a girl make her pregnant if you see how I use to avoid my sister back then
Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by DOUBLEWAHALA: 11:47am On May 19, 2018
my tinking na God dey give belle
Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by vivie01(f): 12:10pm On May 19, 2018
Hilarious comments grin

Being the last born, I dont even reason it, maybe because nobody born around me then.

When I got to secondary school, I started wondering how children come to life and in one of the girls talk one day, a lady amongst us was lecturing us on how women gives birth. I heard for the first time that there were two openings in a woman's private part, that the opening for urinating was different from birth one......... fear gripped me seriously that day, I couldnt just imagine how a big child will come out from a tiny place, was wondering how those women still manage to be alive after giving birth ..... grin

At another instance, a friend told us that her mother warned her not to play with boys or allowed them to touch her because once anyone touches her, its pregnancy straight (at puberty stage then). Na so we go dey avoid boys touch like plague no matter how we dey play with them grin

It was biology class that enlightened us thereafter.

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Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by philpwresh(m): 2:24pm On May 19, 2018
vivie01:
Hilarious comments grin

Being the last born, I dont even reason it, maybe because nobody born around me then.

When I got to secondary school, I started wondering how children come to life and in one of the girls talk one day, a lady amongst us was lecturing us on how women gives birth. I heard for the first time that there were two openings in a woman's private part, that the opening for urinating was different from birth one......... fear gripped me seriously that day, I couldnt just imagine how a big child will come out from a tiny place, was wondering how those women still manage to be alive after giving birth ..... grin

At another instance, a friend told us that her mother warned her not to play with boys or allowed them to touch her because once anyone touches her, its pregnancy straight (at puberty stage then). Na so we go dey avoid boys touch like plague no matter how we dey play with them grin

It was biology class that enlightened us thereafter.

Lol

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Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by adegeye38(m): 4:09pm On May 19, 2018
I have always known since i was like 6 or 7
Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by Chienex24(m): 4:13pm On May 19, 2018
Lol......

Me kuma, Due to my strong christain upbringing, I innocently thought right from jss 1 that once a man and woman weds in church, after the ceremony, they then go home and ask God to bless their union with children since they have agreed to be one just as the bible says...

And God will start blessing the woman with children according to his will, both in terms of gender and number....
Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by kingxsamz(m): 4:21pm On May 19, 2018
Mine is weird...I used to think women give birth after they survive an accident.
like when my mum got hit by a bike and was rushed to the hospital,I thought she'd give birth.
Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by vivie01(f): 6:23pm On May 19, 2018
huthmanadam:
The question should be "As a child, how did u think women gave birth?"... Trust me, u don't wanna know how I tot women gave birth when I was younger... grin grin
.....but I'm curious to know grin
Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by Lonestar124: 7:08pm On May 19, 2018
Can't remember those envision as a kid....isi juru mmadu eju nkita cheesy
Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by kokakola: 7:09pm On May 19, 2018
We'll go like: "Mummy help us born pikin like Junior mummy..."
Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by huthmanadam(m): 9:12pm On May 19, 2018
vivie01:

.....but I'm curious to know grin

Lol... u know wat dey say "curiosity killed d cat" tongue
Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by vivie01(f): 8:15am On May 20, 2018
huthmanadam:

Lol... u know wat dey say "curiosity killed d cat" tongue
This is so mean! angry
I thought this thread is just for laugh but since you lack sense of humour, you can as well carry your wahala go.
Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by huthmanadam(m): 9:41am On May 20, 2018
vivie01:

This is so mean! angry
I thought this thread is just for laugh but since you lack sense of humour, you can as well carry your wahala go.

Lol.... sowie ooo... lemme come n be going embarassed
Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by vivie01(f): 11:49am On May 20, 2018
huthmanadam:
Lol.... sowie ooo... lemme come n be going embarassed
Yeah, bye. Greetings to your people in Sambisa forest. tongue
Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by jericco1(m): 12:05pm On May 20, 2018
I had two theories, one was that if the man is pot bellied, and the wife happens to have big stomach(pregnancy) then the she must have contacted it from him.-- for the second theory, subscribe to my premium package. thanks
Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by MrCuteking(m): 1:25pm On May 20, 2018
I thought it was through sex. Now I know its by licking of the breast. undecided
Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by huthmanadam(m): 4:52am On May 21, 2018
vivie01:

Yeah, bye. Greetings to your people in Sambisa forest. tongue

Lol.. it's alrice
Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by Tosinville(m): 5:34am On May 21, 2018
Man I remember when I use to tell my mom to eat a lot of food so that she could get pregnant when I still need a sibling and never to make use of the restroom so she can get filled up for a child lol

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Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by Offpoint: 7:47am On May 21, 2018
I knew how since day one cuz I stayed with my grandma and she was a midwife... I've witnessed a lot of childbirth. she doesn't drove me away cuz she'll always said I was to young to understand. how the baby gets in there was my only mystery.
Re: As A Kid,how Do You Think Women Got Pregnant ? by gonkin(m): 8:04am On May 21, 2018
Thought new borns came by postal service

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