₦airaland Forum

DonPiiko:
Na radio license sure pass

MrCork:
...anyways back to the serious topic. .how can I help u sir?

MrCork:
Thank you.. Next!

I'm purple skinned, how can I change to light skin?

DonPiiko:
I was serious, I love alcohol and hoes rather too much

myke92:
Mr Cork, which is the lesser evil...
Alcoholism or Womanizing?

MrCork:
...simple....very simple..

For alchohol. ..juss reduce yor drinking days from 7 days a week to 3 days a week...pick your days..Tuesday Thursday and SaturdaySaturday.


For women...try not to look at them from there booooobsi downward.....only look at them from there forehead upwards..this way you don't get distracted by there booooobsi or nyansh.(true story )

RuthDaniels:
M.cork is a clown!
From forehead upwards? what's left to look? Lol




Hello Highqueen, It been a while.

MrCork:
...Womanizing is all ways better sir....be a lover..not a fighter sir!...remember. ..women are meant to be love!!

highqueen:
sure babe,longest time.
been busy babe.
how you dear?

Wao! Been with what exactly? *nosy*



I'm good, You?

samyfreshsmooth:
answer me you bloody côck!!!

RuthDaniels:
Wao! Been with what exactly? *nosy*



I'm good, You?

MrCork:
...move yor candle closer ....I answered you twice already. .sir (No ofeense )

highqueen:
lmao,projects and some small merriment outside NL.



I'm great.trust you are great,yeah?

hmmmmm MERRIMENTS! *Nosy again *

I hope your project is going smoothly. I'm great too, Thanks

samyfreshsmooth:
no you didn't


check again fùck face (no offensse) [3d]

DonPiiko:
mrcork what's a solution if your better half earns more than you do?

MrCork:
..easy...veryou easy

..Bro it's all about respect. ..as long as she show's u respect and does not boss u around or tell u wot to do...then it's all good. Most of my lovelys earn more than me but they respect me... remember. ...Game recognise game!!

adetoroamos:
all the girls I ask out doesn't give me green light. like know one ever accept me as her lover unless low or broke girls? MrCork

LivingFree:
There's a guy I like on nairaland, but he only likes white women, what should I do ((True story))

MrCork:
..Bro .have you tried KillaBeauty, Hisduchess, Oyindidi or Onstelly. ... .very beautiful nairaland chicks.....they are single and ready to mingle!! (True story )

MrCork:
..simple. ...

...there was a reason why bleach was invented. . Am sure u want to be beautiful. ....siimply change color!!

Oyindidi:
Go and sleep

MrCork:
..thank you!

MrCork:
..Bro .have you tried KillaBeauty, Hisduchess, Oyindidi or Onstelly. ... .very beautiful nairaland chicks.....they are single and ready to mingle!! (True story )

DrinkLimca:
Mr cork this is a really serious question..

How can i break this habit of easily given up when it comes to ladies?
Just last week, i wooed a lady i saw, everything went fine, we exchange contact and she told me she will get back to me..
After two days, we met and i told her that i was no longer interested, she was like what happen?
is there something you heard about me?

I just easily lost interest like a flash of light and this is to every lady, no matter how beautiful you are..

sometimes i block ladies on Facebook for no reason, when i chat fine with a lady online,, after sometimes i just go angry and block her..
My ex girlfriend said to me that my love is wicked..