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The new penile padlock can only allow the men to urinate but not to have sex. This is a sad news for the cheating men as this is generating a lot of arguments online as some people begin to ask question, who will hold the key between the husband and wife? Boyfriend/girlfriend?

My question is: Won't this padlock be one sided without inventing the one for the opposite sex? Besides it takes two to tangle.�

For some men they see this as a form of penile slavery while people in my school of thoughts believe that the padlock is one sided and want the inventor to do justice by inventing another padlock for the cheating wives and girlfriends to balance the equation.�

Over to you Nairalanders. Please don't reserve your comments oh.�

i reject this in Jesus name

emmaokw:
i reject this in Jesus name

Lol

These are for mumu men,not for real men

This looks disgusting. Mental slavery at its peak

this is not meant for Nigerians, on top Wetin? Wetin we carry?

lefulefu and martin0 .your birthday present is here.

This device doesn't look expandable, what happens when the man has an erection?

Whoever invented this Shiites is damned out of business

Very, very good invention and innovation!

Thank you, Lord Jesus!
Now, some men can think with their brains!

Modified: E pain dem. Dey wan bash me die. Hahahahahaha!

Some people will still use it like that

I only have one question

can the padlock be broken like normal padlock?

I have been picking locks with just hair pin since I was nine. How exactly will this stop me again?

It won't be comfortable in male. It would make your genital more heavier.

It looks more like a BDSM tool

Those are for men who are cuckolded by their wives.

The wife is free to fuckkk other men but the man dares not cheat. Some guys enjoy that!!

What if I start having an erection

SoapQueen:
Very, very good invention and innovation!
Thank you, Lord Jesus! Now, some men can think with their brains!

Get well soon.. While at it, show me your vagina lock.

SoapQueen:
Very, very good invention and innovation!
Thank you, Lord Jesus! Now, some men can think with their brains!

Waste of Clay soil

I can't even find my size de...... maybe I need a customised one.

oga70563:
It won't be comfortable in male. It would make your genital more heavier.

It looks more like a BDSM tool

It may be something lite

Paulpeterparker:
I can't even find my size de...... maybe I need a customised one.

What is your size?

robinso01:
this is not meant for Nigerians, on top Wetin? Wetin we carry?

Overload

Giddymoney:
What if I start having an erection

You still want to have erection inside cell?

SoapQueen:
Very, very good invention and innovation!

Thank you, Lord Jesus!
Now, some men can think with their brains!

You are the one that needs to think with your brain if you feel it's okay to lock men's genitals when they are not domestic animals

Both you and the inventor are sick upstairs and downstairs

nice development

SoapQueen:
Very, very good invention and innovation!

Thank you, Lord Jesus!
Now, some men can think with their brains!

I pity you!

jessca048:
nice development

What is nice about it?

Nonsense invention, man must hustle, man must chache, man must collect the money and slay the punas.

SoapQueen:
Very, very good invention and innovation!

Thank you, Lord Jesus!
Now, some men can think with their brains!

Modified: E pain dem. Dey wan bash me die. Hahahahahaha!

do u think Nigeria men re so foolish dat dey we nt hv another key to unlock it

ubunja:
lefulefu and martin0 .your birthday present is here.

Lol...This one fit carry martin own, but lefulefu penniis no go ft enter this small thing nau....

Rubbiish:
Lol...This one fit carry martin own, but lefulefu penniis no go ft enter this small thing nau....

i agree. lefulefu sounds like the name of a dude with a big dick.