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ANAL SEX?? ANAL?? FURO? OH MY GOD! The only person I pity here is your wife! Jeeezz! WTF!!!!!!!! :oand you both can not keep such and trash it in your home? You had to come and tell us how loose or tight the shithole can be?

By the way do you even know that the anal hole doesn't contract like the va.gina?? It's job is to release poop and not for sexual fantasies... Arrgggh Tueh!

As Anal don loose now, na Ear and nose remain o. Such fetish!

Olorun ku suru o

Fourwinds:
hmmmmm.....I have an Urhobo friend...nice to hear those words...


would you mind be a friend

sure

yettymuse:
ANAL SEX?? ANAL?? FURO? OH MY GOD! The only person I pity here is your wife! Jeeezz! WTF!!!!!!!! :oand you both can not keep such and trash it in your home? You had to come and tell us how loose or tight the shithole can be?

By the way do you even know that the anal hole doesn't contract like the va.gina?? It's job is to release poop and not for sexual fantasies... Arrgggh Tueh!

As Anal don loose now, na Ear and nose remain o. Such fetish!

Olorun ku suru o

Sharap

Thegamingorca:
Sharap

you seek attention?

yettymuse:
you seek attention?

Nope, just tired of telling an old wife to embrace civilization

yettymuse:
As Anal don loose now, na Ear and nose remain o.

Thegamingorca:
Nope, just tired of telling an old wife to embrace civilization

Pathetic. Stupid useless man. What sends you to your wifes Anus? Sick idiot. No wonder she's tired of your fa.g.got tendencies

Graxie:
To think your lots are quick to judge homosexuals, but you and your wife are doing same Is a pity. You are telling Nairaland to help you tell if her anus is being shared. Oga, tell your sin partner your observations. Let her know how you feel. Outsiders can't.

Your logic is as porous as a sandy soil trying to hold water. Comparing sexual acts between heterosexuals and gays is myopic.

Just who are you to tell a man and his wife how to get intimate and where their boundaries are defined?

Just about every part of a woman's body can be an object of sexual interest to a sexually healthy man -- her lips, thighs, butt, butt chicks, anus, breasts -- you name it. Men do have these body parts too but they're not meant to be sexualized by a fellow man. So, if you're gay-sympathetic, look for some better argument to support your twisted notion.

joseph500:
Hi Nlanders,

This is strictly for those that are married and thus engage in adventurous sexual act with their wife. Please if you are'nt or dont have experience, kindly dont post here.

I have been noticing my woman for quite some months now, I just decided to let the cat off the bag. She has been having anal sex before I met her, and we did continue also when we met because I also have been engaged in the same act before we met. Sometimes, if by chance we havent had it anal in a week or less, when i try to enter her, she'll be saying, no its painful which aint true, i have lived with her for 5 years, most times she dont even need lube for me to gain entrance due to her anal experience. But I just always try to do my thang, she prefers anal to vaginal sex because thats where she gets her serious and strong orgasm from. Whenever she does that her no, am not in the mood, its painful thing, she constricts her muscle to make the anal entrance tight presumably that i dont feel the looseness. And at the end of the day when i get in, i just feel the looseness and it fills me with so much worry and doubt if she's having such sacred sexual intercourse with another man after paying her pride price. It will be hella degrading if this is true. Guys, whenever we have it mutually, its always very tight and untouched, but whenever she does that am nt in the mood, its painful thing, its just to find out that the asshole is just another freeway @ dat moment. The same thing happened yesternight, this time I said everything just feels different, and I risked asking her if she was cheating on me, in which normally she responded No, I went back to bed, she came back from the bathroom hugging and petting me that she's sorry, that shes not just in the mood for sex, she probably didnt know wat am complaining about by saying everything feels different, I didnt want to say it all.

Could she be cheating? How can I get to catch her because I have a strong feeling she is. Please no advise of tracking her phone or all those silly ways of catching a cheater. Mature advise plz, cant stand living with a cheating woman, I have been here for 5 years as a faithful man, you can imagine sey person find out sey them dey bang ur wife for yansh outside. My lawd, I wont conclude just yet.

Doing your own secret diggings may lead you to the wrong evidence (evidence sometimes isn't proof).

My advice is, you sit her up when the atmosphere is calm and friendly and you both are in a warm mood. Then ask are gently and politely, looking straight into her eyes. Tell her why you became suspicious and assess her reply by how she responds to your question.

You're a man and no conversation or feeling should be impossible to express to your wife. You must be totally in command of your relationship. Keeping such potentially disastrous feeling to yourself will destroy your marriage before you get to distinguish mere suspicion from fact.

joseph500:
We do normal oga, most times we do that, spicing it up is when we go backdoor. Please dont judge our sexuality, anal sexx has been in existence since lawd knows when. Everyone has their sexual preference

Does she also do backdoor for you with a Love Machine strap-on?

Fourwinds:
I disagree

Why? Na your marriage?

postmann:
Your logic is as porous as a sandy soil trying to hold water. Comparing sexual acts between heterosexuals and gays is myopic.

Just who are you to tell a man and his wife how to get intimate and where their boundaries are defined?

Just about every part of a woman's body can be an object of sexual interest to a sexually healthy man -- her lips, thighs, butt, butt chicks, anus, breasts -- you name it. Men do have these body parts too but they're not meant to be sexualized by a fellow man. So, if you're gay-sympathetic, look for some better argument to support your twisted notion.

As long as the woman is allowed to do backdoor too? It's called "pegging" and there must be equality in marriage.

MarieSucre:
As long as the woman is allowed to do backdoor too? It's called "pegging" and there must be equality in marriage.

Oh, pegging, had to check that up. And i can't believe your absurdity.

It takes two genetically compromised schmucks with gender identity crisis to engage in "pegging"

The man quoting me, please read my post again. I am against anything anal, save your warped story about her body being his own and vice versa. Reprobates, twisting bible for their own gain. Anus has slacked, Oga needs to know if someone else is spicing his anus. The only way to spice sex is via Anus. Jesus have mercy, I pity the classless woman. Abeg madam, sow the anus for him. He can poke your anus but his is safe and you call it love. Until ward 9 reject you.

nowpresence:
it's a strong, powerful exclamation for surprise and doesn't have a literal meaning.
it's just like shuuuoo, also a exclamation without literal meaning.

I stand to be corrected on the above.

nevertheless urhobo have other exclamation with meanings like;

oghene biko ooo = God please / God abeg o
oghene me = My God
osonobruwe = God in uvwie dialet of urhobo
ona k' akpo = is this life
akpo na miowenuuuuuu = This life/world has spoilt or life don spoil in PE.

Thank you so very much for this. I appreciate it. Now coming to think of it, is "ashawo" an Urhobo word? I rem attending a naming ceremony and an old man had asked what the "sex" of the baby was by saying na "ashawo abi soldier", I was stunned and asked him why he will refer to a new born in that manner and he corrected me and said ashawo actually means "female", or woman.....So, i believe, it stemmed from surprise, exclamation, maybe if an older woman should see a lady not sitting properly maybe with her legs open she might scream "ashawo" implying, how can a female sit in this manner, and same goes with dressing... then lifestyle.........

Graxie:
The man quoting me, please read my post again. I am against anything anal, save your warped story about her body being his own and vice versa. Reprobates, twisting bible for their own gain. Anus has slacked, Oga needs to know if someone else is spicing his anus. The only way to spice sex is via Anus. Jesus have mercy, I pity the classless woman. Abeg madam, sow the anus for him. He can poke your anus but his is safe and you call it love. Until ward 9 reject you.

I wonder from which side of the feminist divide you sprang from.

The man is the fvcker and you, the woman the fvckie. You're created with a sexual vacuum meant to be occupied by a rock solid shaft. Whether it's the muff or the anus, it's irrelevant as long as the sex is legitimate before man and GOD.

Your lack of sexual dynamism is a pointer to your frigidity

RadicallyBlunt:
I regret booking space on this thread walahi.

You be idiot I swear. This got me laughing so f*cking hard.

Organs:
Thank you so very much for this. I appreciate it. Now coming to think of it, is "ashawo" an Urhobo word? I rem attending a naming ceremony and an old man had asked what the "sex" of the baby was by saying na "ashawo abi soldier", I was stunned and asked him why he will refer to a new born in that manner and he corrected me and said ashawo actually means "female", or woman.....So, i believe, it stemmed from surprise, exclamation, maybe if an older woman should see a lady not sitting properly maybe with her legs open she might scream "ashawo" implying, how can a female sit in this manner, and same goes with dressing... then lifestyle.........

please when and where did this happen. what town/village.
ashawo is not an urhobo word.
ashawo is a derogatory word, and the fact it was used on a baby is alarming.
I will not condone rubbish. the man was probably drunk or plain stup..id , because I can't fathom why such word will be used on a child. pathetic.

in urhobo this is what is used to address female;
omote = girl
aye = woman
oni = mother

MarieSucre:
Why? Na your marriage?

how someone go tell me say anticipation dey make puna wide...na your puna ?

nowpresence:
please when and where did this happen. what town/village.
ashawo is not an urhobo word.
ashawo is a derogatory word, and the fact it was used on a baby is alarming.
I will not condone rubbish. the man was probably drunk or plain stup..id , because I can't fathom why such word will be used on a child. pathetic.

in urhobo this is what is used to address female;
omote = girl
aye = woman
oni = mother

Nope, youre not getting the point. That is what it became. Yes the man was drinking all right but he was serious, he knew what he was talking about and i believe some others agreed with him as well. I think it might be itsekiri. i will find out and let you know. Its in one of the Delta languages. Now, think about it, how will your grandma exclaim if she sees a woman going about half naked? You can imagine if she screams "aye".... implying, oh my God is this what "womanhood" has turned into?? then, you can imagine if this continues on and on over time. Now, imagine this, maybe in one remote Urhobo villages, there was a big project in the village organised by Italians who now came to live in the village. Now italians are forever Hot and likes sex a lot. Now, imagine that they cannot speak english and when they are Hot, they tell their Nigerian friends hey any "aye" for me? and on and on and on.... over time, prostitution might become known as "Aye". That is what i think, im not sure, i just checked it now online and some say, "ashewo" is a twi word from Ghana, which means loose, prostitute etc, some say, "Ashawo" is a yoruba word from the word Ashe "owo" a money changer and it now referred to prostitution since they change money ... That doesn't sound right. Research it yourself, Omote".. .

nowpresence:
sure

okay, then

postmann:
I wonder from which side of the feminist divide you sprang from.

The man is the fvcker and you, the woman the fvckie. You're created with a sexual vacuum meant to be occupied by a rock solid shaft. Whether it's the muff or the anus, it's irrelevant as long as the sex is legitimate before man and GOD.

Your lack of sexual dynamism is a pointer to your frigidity

Dude just STFU , too much porn is bad... How can anal sex be legitimate before God . Damn! How did we get here?

sydneyboss:
Dude just STFU , too much porn is bad... How can anal sex be legitimate before God . Damn! How did we get here?

Question is, how does anal sex between a man and his wife illegitimate or wrong before GOD?

You'd need to provide scriptural support to back up your prudish assertion.

How some ladies enjoy anal beats my imagination though

Organs:
Nope, youre not getting the point. That is what it became. Yes the man was drinking all right but he was serious, he knew what he was talking about and i believe some others agreed with him as well. I think it might be itsekiri. i will find out and let you know. Its in one of the Delta languages. Now, think about it, how will your grandma exclaim if she sees a woman going about half naked? You can imagine if she screams "aye".... implying, oh my God is this what "womanhood" has turned into?? then, you can imagine if this continues on and on over time. Now, imagine this, maybe in one remote Urhobo villages, there was a big project in the village organised by Italians who now came to live in the village. Now italians are forever Hot and likes sex a lot. Now, imagine that they cannot speak english and when they are Hot, they tell their Nigerian friends hey any "aye" for me? and on and on and on.... over time, prostitution might become known as "Aye". That is what i think, im not sure, i just checked it now online and some say, "ashewo" is a twi word from Ghana, which means loose, prostitute etc, some say, "Ashawo" is a yoruba word from the word Ashe "owo" a money changer and it now referred to prostitution since they change money ... That doesn't sound right. Research it yourself, Omote".. .

sorry for late response, I have hard a hectic 24hours

back to the question
I understand what you are trying to portray.

I have lived my whole life in Delta, though school and some other things have taken me out of the state at some point, so I understand the general language here with its connotative and denotative meanings(to some extent) atleast in warri metropolis.

I have never heard ashawo being used on female other than professional girls.

ashawo is basically used with broken English. I doubt if it has meaning or linked worry any local language here.

But I think it's origin might be from Cameroon or maybe Ghana as you said.

nowpresence:
sorry for late response, I have hard a hectic 24hours

back to the question
I understand what you are trying to portray.

I have lived my whole life in Delta, though school and some other things have taken me out of the state at some point, so I understand the general language here with its connotative and denotative meanings(to some extent) atleast in warri metropolis.

I have never heard ashawo being used on female other than professional girls.

ashawo is basically used with broken English. I doubt if it has meaning or linked worry any local language here.

But I think it's origin might be from Cameroon or maybe Ghana as you said.

Thank you for your reply. Yep i will research this some more. I am interested. I am also interested in Warri, its rich history and complex culture. I was actually born there and left when i was 1 and never been back. Should visit my birthplace soon. Will keep you posted.

RadicallyBlunt:
I regret booking space on this thread walahi.

I had to force myself to finish reading it.

postmann:
Question is, how does anal sex between a man and his wife illegitimate or wrong before GOD?

You'd need to provide scriptural support to back up your prudish assertion.

Wait for the Bible to teach you everything

sydneyboss:
Wait for the Bible to teach you everything

You were speaking for GOD without a valid source to authenticate your priggish postulation.

I charge thee false prophet, hold thy peace.

postmann:
You were speaking for GOD without a valid source to authenticate your priggish postulation.

I charge thee false prophet, hold thy peace.

Mr true prophet like I said keep waiting for the Bible to teach you everything , f**k your wife through anal it's non of my biz ...


Did the Bible also tell you about the man God killed for refusing to release in his brother's wife? Keep deceiving yourself

sydneyboss:
Mr true prophet like I said keep waiting for the Bible to teach you everything , f**k your wife through anal it's non of my biz ...


Did the Bible also tell you about the man God killed for refusing to release in his brother's wife? Keep deceiving yourself

I was actually waiting for you to take this cheap turn and you didn't disappoint.

Onan was slain for refusing to fulfill the law which required a brother to marry the widow of his late brother who had no son, so that the late brother could have a child through the brother who's alive. While, he actually married her and had sex with her through her vagina, he wasn't ready to give his late brother any child.

Your ridiculous scriptural submission bears no correlation with the subject matter. It's just another wayward attempt by a poorly articulated Christian swinging his legalistic wand like a poorly trained wizard under apprentice.

Once again, i charge you, get your snorty nose off the bedroom affairs of a man and his wife, you prig.