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Every time you masturbate into tissue paper, you lose 80 euros, this is according to a Twitter user.


https://www.wotzup.ng/masturbating-into-a-tissue-paper-makes-you-lose-80-euros/

Is that a new biznez slogan of Sperm Bank abi?

This is some hilarious shiit right here....
Nigerian facilities won't pay donors, they will offer dem yeye malt and milk.
If they try that payment in Nigeria . The queue of donors go long from yaba to ikorodu

This is better than sai barbering





Hungry zombies come and see better work that pays in euros

all pervs, and self servicers come take employment

Sounds somehow sha.

It may not work in naija because of our mentality, I know it's not a bad idea but I still feel somehow about it. This country don damage person mentality.

Later you will hear people saying they are using it for juju. Please someone help me I want to go to amrika.

wildimagination:
This is some hilarious shiit right here....
Nigerian facilities won't pay donors, they will offer dem yeye malt and milk.
If they try that payment in Nigeria . The queue of donors go long from yaba to ikorodu

Lagos to Ibadan, more like it

abeg 80euros is = to what naira?

Ogbenimax:
abeg 80euros is = to what naira?

bro, na serious employment be this o if nah naija. Over 33k no be beans

three times a day for a whole month?

No way...I'll rather stick to my tissues...

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Haba!

€80 X number of times masturbated.

At this rate, I would have been a millionaire in euros.

I will turn it to full time job.

Five days a week multiplied by 80 Euros = 166500
166500 x 4 weeks a month = 666000
Call it devil's money, your wahala.
666000 x 12 = 7992000
7992000 x 5 years in active service = 39960000

Tell me which legitimate work will yield this in just 5 years?

ashjay001:
Lagos to Ibadan, more like it

More like Lagos to Ore

Some folks will be saying "it's immoral to donate," please don't comman ask me to borrow you 3k after I've donated o abeg you!

bloggers and cook up stories

Is this supposed to be funny?

I see a world where everyone will he regarded ad bastards and consoled back as descendant of Adam. Well all at the end, the world will return back to the first order, when every nations and languages will refer to one another as brothers and sisters. Isn't this the 'world order'? As regarded in the Jewish books as 'Paradise on earth'.
Well, I believe that before all these, no nation will ever bow to the other thereby bringing in the wpld war relating to 'Armageddon' in the Bible. Every other living thing remaining will now come back as one. Then Paradise has come.

I see a world of peace..... But peace after war.
(Relax, all these not in this generation)


Anyways.....





Drabeey was Here

This business for make sense oo if it was in Nigeria. Instead of wasting it and getting Notin. E go sell wella for naija

...and your real kids and the donated sp3rm meets in the future and get married...sounds like incest to me my african mentality will not kee me

Some boys will die wanking if this is done in Nigeria. Anyway, it's more of an honourable job than yahoo yahoo. Where are the Nairaland resident broklyns?

3x daily in a month ie 90times....... Is health insurance inclusive with the money? Make money and use it to pay bills. Very stu.pid and pathetic for boys who might show interest.

Awon didirin pongan ni twitter o. Motieroboya Awon ashiere lowa ni nairaland Ashe Awon oponu to ni levels wani twitter.

Awon omo yeboo tofegbemu in phynos
voice * sonuuu. Who you epp*

This is Nigeria!
Everybody is a MASTURBATOR

I guess he's taking sperm donor

Get rich or die trying..

Why self-service when the real deal is as cheap as 1k