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Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by godwinboy(m): 7:22pm On Jun 20, 2018
the way we season, spice, rewash nd paint stories on NL these days is smtin else
she give u free puna... u reject am come still shelter am

nice one if u need it anyways
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 7:26pm On Jun 20, 2018
mabeni:
For crying out loud! Ladies should learn being independent and not living a champaign life on a beer income. Picked a Lady from ikorodu around 10.30pm last night to Sangotedo. Got to her destination, ended Trip and fare was just 5500k. Having finished my job expecting her dip hand into her Bag to settle me, she began calling a Guy who probably invited her and the following conversation ensued between them :

Babe... I don dey your estate gate o
Dude : OK. Lemme call the security men
Babe : pls, fast. The Taxify Guy is waiting. I never pay him now
Dude :pay him na. Na how much?
Babe :5500k
The next minute, his phones were switched off for over 1hr 30 min we were there trying to reach but to no avail. She had no dime with her... Asked her to transfer, she told me her acc was dormant
At this point, I don bigin to boil but kept it cool and professional. We kept trying the dude's number they were still not ON...she became sobered and started begin me not to Vex. How I no go vex na? Then she brought an Idea ''asking me to KNACK HEr instead ''. I told her she was mad. Thought for a while and I accepted my fate for that nite,...
In business, sometimes, u lost and sometimes u make profit. entered my car make I comot then I asked myself, if she happens to be my sis, would I leave her here? Asked her to come in drove her back to ajah, arranged a place for her to pass night and I comot go continue my hustles.

Bigg up to all E-haillers and night crawlers out there! Our hustle go soon pay
You're nice. God bless you. kiss
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by IVORY2009(m): 8:05pm On Jun 20, 2018
mabeni:
For crying out loud! Ladies should learn being independent and not living a champaign life on a beer income. Picked a Lady from ikorodu around 10.30pm last night to Sangotedo. Got to her destination, ended Trip and fare was just 5500k. Having finished my job expecting her dip hand into her Bag to settle me, she began calling a Guy who probably invited her and the following conversation ensued between them :

Babe... I don dey your estate gate o
Dude : OK. Lemme call the security men
Babe : pls, fast. The Taxify Guy is waiting. I never pay him now
Dude :pay him na. Na how much?
Babe :5500k
The next minute, his phones were switched off for over 1hr 30 min we were there trying to reach but to no avail. She had no dime with her... Asked her to transfer, she told me her acc was dormant
At this point, I don bigin to boil but kept it cool and professional. We kept trying the dude's number they were still not ON...she became sobered and started begin me not to Vex. How I no go vex na? Then she brought an Idea[b]''asking me to KNACK HEr instead ''[/b]. I told her she was mad. Thought for a while and I accepted my fate for that nite,...
In business, sometimes, u lost and sometimes u make profit. entered my car make I comot then I asked myself, if she happens to be my sis, would I leave her here? Asked her to come in drove her back to ajah, arranged a place for her to pass night and I comot go continue my hustles.

Bigg up to all E-haillers and night crawlers out there! Our hustle go soon pay
Lie on this part of ur story
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by ednut1(m): 8:20pm On Jun 20, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
You're nice. God bless you. kiss
a foolish man condoling nonsense. He shud have made her pay by fire by force
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by Eastatlantaniqqa(m): 8:35pm On Jun 20, 2018
Big ups bro
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by bammy777(m): 8:45pm On Jun 20, 2018
chynie:
so you knacked her baa
then where is the morality of your story
shey u fit comprehend anything for this life sha ? mo doubt eh
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by Nobody: 9:10pm On Jun 20, 2018
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Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by IamPlato(m): 9:45pm On Jun 20, 2018
dingbang:
You even arranged a place for her to pass the night.. While the nigga who invited her must have banged her silly ass... The guy and the babe will eventually reconcile and he will still bang her again and again.. To mumu no good at all
...



Small Sense you Refuse To Ask From God. Just Small!
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by Fraih(f): 10:13pm On Jun 20, 2018
Picked her at ikorodu, took her back to Ajah!
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by Nobody: 10:20pm On Jun 20, 2018
aycorporat:
For this singular act of yours you deserve accolades. It is rare in these times for men not to jump at "free offers" like someone offering free thing.
This is for girls who are extra dependent on men for daily survival. GO and WORK!
free as how? U no see say she owe him N5500? huh huh
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by ednut1(m): 10:29pm On Jun 20, 2018
Fraih:
Picked her at ikorodu, took her back to Ajah!
madam Buki u still dey NL ni
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by NeeKlaus: 10:44pm On Jun 20, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
How dare you mention me? If I smash you to pieces now they will say I am wicked. undecided
Osheyyyy! Female Hulk. Aunty Incredible.
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by utenwuson: 10:46pm On Jun 20, 2018
mabeni:
point of correction, I'm not a nice guy and wasn't try to be one. Couldn't take advantage of her simply because she messed up. Thought abt the implications and I followed my heart and I no regret am
u did a great thing man, favours will follow u for this singular act... u are the real boss
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by cooooooks(m): 10:57pm On Jun 20, 2018
You don't know the kind of disease you can catch from a girl you just met.

aycorporat:
For this singular act of yours you deserve accolades. It is rare in these times for men not to jump at "free offers" like someone offering free thing.
This is for girls who are extra dependent on men for daily survival. GO and WORK!
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by mabeni(op):
CaptJeffry:
Dude, you're a gentleman for not accepting her sex offer. If I were you, I'd do the same but I'll drive her back to her house to get my money. I don't encourage stupidity. angry
drive her back to her house to get ur money? Note :from her house to where we were was 5500k and to driver her back to her house is another 5500k... 5500 +5500 =11000.Are you getting me?
Now, pesin wey no get 5500 , na she wan get 11000k?
Even if I get to her house and she could manage to gimme 5500k, I still short in many ways cos I might not get any request from ikorodu at that night at that would have discouraged me. But with wat I did, I worked and made times 2 of wat I lose to her before it was dawn.
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by plessis: 11:06pm On Jun 20, 2018
Person wey no get 5k for her account dey use taxify....


Smh.... These hoess....
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by amodu(m): 11:21pm On Jun 20, 2018
Fraih:
Picked her at ikorodu, took her back to Ajah!
You came to my crib and you no hala me...
Nawa for you ooo
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by tensazangetsu20(m): 11:25pm On Jun 20, 2018
Op can you do what you did for the lady for your fellow man?
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by laribarri: 11:32pm On Jun 20, 2018
slimjaney:
The lady put the call on speaker as you know wetin the guy dey talk... Lai Mohammed Linus

River Najia dey flow inside your brain
Oga get sense naa!
Without being told, the lady may have put it on speaker just to prove to the driver that she was truly there to see someone and that he is the one that will pay.

If someone want to pay you and the person just make a fake call nkor, forming conversation without putting it on speaker? In such a case since she is keeping the driver waiting, best way to buy his patience is to put it on speaker as you both wait for the payer to come. Without the speaker fone, how do you get the driver to trust you that someone is coming to pay since you wish to keep him waiting?

Moreover, you SOMETIMES can discern or decode what the third party on the fone is saying based on the replies the person close to you gives.

Pls use your brain. The story may be false but such scenerio play out everyday.
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by mabeni(op): 12:47am On Jun 21, 2018
amodu:
You came to my crib and you no hala me...
Nawa for you ooo
baba, no vex... I no get ur control number
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by dochenaj: 3:52am On Jun 21, 2018
This story was not well narrated. And hence the reason why the readers could not understand what you were saying.
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by mabeni(op): 5:57am On Jun 21, 2018
utenwuson:
u did a great thing man, favours will follow u for this singular act... u are the real boss
Amen and thank you sir
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by Nobody: 6:18am On Jun 21, 2018
My question is how come from Ikorodu trip to sangotedo ended at 5500 , when I also took the same Taxify from Ajah Ajuwe down to IJU Ishaga for 5100.

Iju-ishaga and ikorodu, which is more closer to the island?
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by zicoraads: 7:22am On Jun 21, 2018
tensazangetsu20:
Op can you do what you did for the lady for your fellow man?
He wouldn't cheesy
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by Tunagee(m): 7:32am On Jun 21, 2018
ednut1:
Op its pple like u dat that make ladies do this nonesense. Person wey u for seize her phone or carry am go police. I once called a uber guy around 9pm to take me from ajah to ikeja, d guy no show up. He later called dat a lady he brought from abule egba to chevron area no get money. And dey he was dragging with her. U dey come island con do olosho u cud not enta bus. Rubbish i hate weak and useless men. Tomorw as she dey come do her olosho work she wud pull same stunt, her waterloo is near
The guy na mumu! Na stunts she pull. She get money for her bag she only wanted the guy to pay. No be hustle she dey come from ikd wey u carry am?
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by greencard: 7:40am On Jun 21, 2018
U try..its unfortunate that good heart are now so rear that people now see one as fool. undecided
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by aycorporat(m): 8:18am On Jun 21, 2018
Izuogu1:
free as how? U no see say she owe him N5500? huh huh
@Izuogu1, what I meant by the free there is how many guys can resist the temptation of getting a free pvssy in exchange for money which was what the girl offered? In all, God will repay him in other ways.
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by aycorporat(m): 8:19am On Jun 21, 2018
cooooooks:
You don't know the kind of disease you can catch from a girl you just met.
You are on point my guy, not every hole deserves drilling.
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by lopside12: 9:08am On Jun 21, 2018
Just a thought..
You should have given her your number and ask her to call you when she gets the money..
If she like she should call or she should delete the number
You are not running a charity organization.
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by aorseer: 9:15am On Jun 21, 2018
OP you did good. God bless you for being kindhearted. I pity people who always call every story online fake and try to pick holes in the stories a lot of good, bad, and ugly things are happening in this country every second and all they do is live in denial. Don't worry one day they will experience something and share online and know how it feels to be called a liar.
Re: Photo! My Bitter And Hilarious Experience With My Female TAXIFY Rider by Nobody: 10:11am On Jun 21, 2018
aycorporat:
@Izuogu1, what I meant by the free there is how many guys can resist the temptation of getting a free pvssy in exchange for money which was what the girl offered? In all, God will repay him in other ways.
ok
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