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Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by emeijeh(m): 2:54pm On Jul 10, 2018
emelda86:
Me!!! Vavavavum.... No be me
If only you knew what va-va-voom means, you won't use it on yourself.


#welearneveryday
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by emelda86(f): 3:14pm On Jul 10, 2018
emeijeh:
If only you knew what va-va-voom means, you won't use it on yourself.


#welearneveryday
Whatever it meant I don't wanna know...
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by romenna: 3:17pm On Jul 10, 2018
all dis kind stories dey discourage person sha
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by Newmanluckyman(m): 3:22pm On Jul 10, 2018
desiregold:
In conclusion, we are all in this together.

If there is no buyer, there will be no seller.
If there is no seller, there will be no buyer.

Therefore, no one has the moral right to judge anyone.

Peace.!
...if someone didn't bring his PRODUCE, WARES, COMMODITY to the market no one will buy it.
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by Nobody: 4:11pm On Jul 10, 2018
Newmanluckyman:
...if someone didn't bring his PRODUCE, WARES, COMMODITY to the market no one will buy it.
For someone to wake up one morning and takes his/her PRODUCE, WARES, COMMODITY to the market, means there is always a customer to buy it.
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by emeijeh(m): 4:35pm On Jul 10, 2018
emelda86:
Whatever it meant I don't wanna know...
Stop being a lazy youth.
Check your dicktionary grin
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by emelda86(f): 4:37pm On Jul 10, 2018
emeijeh:
Stop being a lazy youth.
Check your dicktionary grin
Whatever dear I no care ooo...
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by Nobody: 5:57pm On Jul 10, 2018
Is well.please some ladies and guys should help us cry I know that nobody is perfect but at least na cry
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by jeezy255: 6:02pm On Jul 10, 2018
Bro sorry I know how it feels, your thinking how didn't i catch onto her promiscuous lifestyle. Next time do a thorough investigation and be persuasive to meet her friends or siblings to know her background...Your lucky caught early enough...
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by MrCork: 6:26pm On Jul 10, 2018
cashcity:
Sometimes there will be a relationship you will enter and when you come out, you will nothing but thanking God for saving ur life...

Here is my life story of a one month relationship with a prostitute that DISGUISES herself as my babe.

It all started when i boarded a bus going to Constain in Lagos from Anthony. I sat near a lady in BRT. She asked if i know how to update a watsapp app, that i shud help her set her phone. A watsapp update that is the easiest to activate with a click away. i told her no problem and rendered the help since i saw the app and confirm that it truly asking for an update. After that i keep wondering why a grown up lady so beautiful cant follow simple direction to update Whatsapp app. The bus arrived at coinstain and i alighted in which she did the same.

What baffled me was not that she alighted from the bus at the same time cos other people did the same but that she still walked very close to me thankin me for the watsapp update and asked if she cud get my contact incase her watsapp fvcks up again.. i laughed in spanish cos i know how runs girl full lagos. we exchanged contact and i moved on.

To cut the story short, the appreciation continued through watsapp chats later dat day . Thats how we started aggressive chats on daily basis. One thing lead to another i asked her out and she quickly say yes and already plan to visit me the next day.....

I planned to chop and clean mouth as usuall but wat impress me about her was the way she visited me for first time on Saturday morning and joined me in cleaning my house and washing my clothes and other kitchen activities. Infact i became afraid and followed her very closely b4 somebody from nowhere poison me. She kept on proving me wrong at the initial stage and making me to believe that this cud be true love at FIRST sight.....

In this lagos that finding true love is as difficult as using needle to chisel reinforced concrete and God showered me with this at a platter of gold. I already started thinking that my plan of going to village to pick a wife is no longer feasible. Pals dnt get me wrong cos any man that experienced this type of care im talking about from a lady will do the same cos i already knew that all streets in lagos are riddled with ashawos in disguise.

Just 3weeeks of intense care from a suppose girlfriend, all hell let lose when i started trusting the safety of my property in her care by allowing her handle extra key to my room.

Other tenants started telling me that my girl must be a very social person that she has many male friends. i overlooked it cos i cudnt understood them cos my girl after claiming to be a customer care agent for so so firm at Ikeja also shud go out 4work too. my work keeps me out of house from 6am to 8:00pm except weekends.

One day i needed to rush home by 12pm to get an office document that i forget earlier and behold i banged on the door and met my girl stark naked on my bed with another man having sex.

My ex was using my room for her prostitution job. I remembered wot my neighbors told me about her having numerous friends.

i gave her very dirty slap and kicked her out of the house without given her single chance to pick her things.

this got me hrt broken but also solidifies my claim that runs girls has really deviced a new means of doing business and urging guys to shine their eyes more.
angry
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by MrCork: 6:29pm On Jul 10, 2018
cashcity:
Sometimes there will be a relationship you will enter and when you come out, you will nothing but thanking God for saving ur life...

Here is my life story of a one month relationship with a prostitute that DISGUISES herself as my babe.

It all started when i boarded a bus going to Constain in Lagos from Anthony. I sat near a lady in BRT. She asked if i know how to update a watsapp app, that i shud help her set her phone. A watsapp update that is the easiest to activate with a click away. i told her no problem and rendered the help since i saw the app and confirm that it truly asking for an update. After that i keep wondering why a grown up lady so beautiful cant follow simple direction to update Whatsapp app. The bus arrived at coinstain and i alighted in which she did the same.

What baffled me was not that she alighted from the bus at the same time cos other people did the same but that she still walked very close to me thankin me for the watsapp update and asked if she cud get my contact incase her watsapp fvcks up again.. i laughed in spanish cos i know how runs girl full lagos. we exchanged contact and i moved on.

To cut the story short, the appreciation continued through watsapp chats later dat day . Thats how we started aggressive chats on daily basis. One thing lead to another i asked her out and she quickly say yes and already plan to visit me the next day.....

I planned to chop and clean mouth as usuall but wat impress me about her was the way she visited me for first time on Saturday morning and joined me in cleaning my house and washing my clothes and other kitchen activities. Infact i became afraid and followed her very closely b4 somebody from nowhere poison me. She kept on proving me wrong at the initial stage and making me to believe that this cud be true love at FIRST sight.....

In this lagos that finding true love is as difficult as using needle to chisel reinforced concrete and God showered me with this at a platter of gold. I already started thinking that my plan of going to village to pick a wife is no longer feasible. Pals dnt get me wrong cos any man that experienced this type of care im talking about from a lady will do the same cos i already knew that all streets in lagos are riddled with ashawos in disguise.

Just 3weeeks of intense care from a suppose girlfriend, all hell let lose when i started trusting the safety of my property in her care by allowing her handle extra key to my room.

Other tenants started telling me that my girl must be a very social person that she has many male friends. i overlooked it cos i cudnt understood them cos my girl after claiming to be a customer care agent for so so firm at Ikeja also shud go out 4work too. my work keeps me out of house from 6am to 8:00pm except weekends.

One day i needed to rush home by 12pm to get an office document that i forget earlier and behold i banged on the door and met my girl stark naked on my bed with another man having sex.

My ex was using my room for her prostitution job. I remembered wot my neighbors told me about her having numerous friends.

i gave her very dirty slap and kicked her out of the house without given her single chance to pick her things.

this got me hrt broken but also solidifies my claim that runs girls has really deviced a new means of doing business and urging guys to shine their eyes more.
...ok. .so u saying when u waz chassin her, she was wifey material. ....but now that she rejectin u..she a prostitute. ..correct? .
..Bro, please. .go & sit under mango tree & read newspaper!!! ((No ofeense ))
angry
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by boiz2men(m): 6:35pm On Jul 10, 2018
desiregold:
In conclusion, we are all in this together.

If there is no buyer, there will be no seller.
If there is no seller, there will be no buyer.

Therefore, no one has the moral right to judge anyone.

Peace.!
I was starting to think you were a cool person until I visited your profile. Your location is inside my trousers abi



How much?
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by Nobody: 6:40pm On Jul 10, 2018
boiz2men:
I am just an Id.otic fool who goes about spewing trash.



How much is my mother selling herself?
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by boiz2men(m): 6:43pm On Jul 10, 2018
[quote author=desiregold post=69255416][/quote]Did you know that cheap whorres are also very abusive ?

Look son, that's a cheap one....
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by Nobody: 6:48pm On Jul 10, 2018
boiz2men:
Did you know that my mother is a cheap whorres and also very abusive ?

She said to me.., son, i am a cheap one....
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by Nobody: 7:40pm On Jul 10, 2018
Auladimeji2:
Team white girl
+1
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by IamPlato(m): 7:56pm On Jul 10, 2018
milemimi93:
Nigerian girls are all prostitutes (including the married ones). When are y'all going to get this fact?

With money you can buy the heart of any naija girl regardless her status..
...


Chill Bro. Dont Draw The Line Yet
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by Nobody: 8:45pm On Jul 10, 2018
cashcity:
Sometimes there will be a relationship you will enter and when you come out, you will nothing but thanking God for saving ur life...

Here is my life story of a one month relationship with a prostitute that DISGUISES herself as my babe.

It all started when i boarded a bus going to Constain in Lagos from Anthony. I sat near a lady in BRT. She asked if i know how to update a watsapp app, that i shud help her set her phone. A watsapp update that is the easiest to activate with a click away. i told her no problem and rendered the help since i saw the app and confirm that it truly asking for an update. After that i keep wondering why a grown up lady so beautiful cant follow simple direction to update Whatsapp app. The bus arrived at coinstain and i alighted in which she did the same.

What baffled me was not that she alighted from the bus at the same time cos other people did the same but that she still walked very close to me thankin me for the watsapp update and asked if she cud get my contact incase her watsapp fvcks up again.. i laughed in spanish cos i know how runs girl full lagos. we exchanged contact and i moved on.

To cut the story short, the appreciation continued through watsapp chats later dat day . Thats how we started aggressive chats on daily basis. One thing lead to another i asked her out and she quickly say yes and already plan to visit me the next day.....

I planned to chop and clean mouth as usuall but wat impress me about her was the way she visited me for first time on Saturday morning and joined me in cleaning my house and washing my clothes and other kitchen activities. Infact i became afraid and followed her very closely b4 somebody from nowhere poison me. She kept on proving me wrong at the initial stage and making me to believe that this cud be true love at FIRST sight.....

In this lagos that finding true love is as difficult as using needle to chisel reinforced concrete and God showered me with this at a platter of gold. I already started thinking that my plan of going to village to pick a wife is no longer feasible. Pals dnt get me wrong cos any man that experienced this type of care im talking about from a lady will do the same cos i already knew that all streets in lagos are riddled with ashawos in disguise.

Just 3weeeks of intense care from a suppose girlfriend, all hell let lose when i started trusting the safety of my property in her care by allowing her handle extra key to my room.

Other tenants started telling me that my girl must be a very social person that she has many male friends. i overlooked it cos i cudnt understood them cos my girl after claiming to be a customer care agent for so so firm at Ikeja also shud go out 4work too. my work keeps me out of house from 6am to 8:00pm except weekends.

One day i needed to rush home by 12pm to get an office document that i forget earlier and behold i banged on the door and met my girl stark naked on my bed with another man having sex.

My ex was using my room for her prostitution job. I remembered wot my neighbors told me about her having numerous friends.

i gave her very dirty slap and kicked her out of the house without given her single chance to pick her things.

this got me hrt broken but also solidifies my claim that runs girls has really deviced a new means of doing business and urging guys to shine their eyes more.
You wan chop and clean mouth and she dey your house for 1month.You be lover boy biko.
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by drnoel: 8:59pm On Jul 10, 2018
milemimi93:
Nigerian girls are all prostitutes (including the married ones). When are y'all going to get this fact?

With money you can buy the heart of any naija girl regardless her status..
Not true
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by Snixdave114(m): 9:33pm On Jul 10, 2018
Wawuuu
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by Chikebranny123(m): 9:41pm On Jul 10, 2018
Oya let's ask your mommy
milemimi93:
Do you follow your sisters to every place they go that u know the ain't bleeping around?

Get some couple niggas with cash and set your sisters up there u will know that every girl in Nigeria is a slu.t
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by milemimi93(m): 10:01pm On Jul 10, 2018
Chikebranny123:
Oya let's ask your mommy
That's disrepectful bruv.. Stay off my mention
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by Frankicent(m): 12:33am On Jul 11, 2018
Lala must not see this or else front page straight. All this Bros with no scope nawa ooo.. Someday will see all this scope less bros and assume they're Playboy or understand women well.

Any Bros really feel sorry for you ooo. If at this age you at now you still can't pick up turn up invitation from a gal.. You what I call. "To be continue" Maybe she liked you cause you tall or short, Look handsome or you smart. Maybe she need a full mate... Sex only.

Immediately you step out of that bus she jumped with you... And use 1 yeye scope to get to you. And you laffing in Spanish.... Smh bros nawa


You shouldn't asked her out... Never ask a gal out expect She's one of a kind.... God sent. Have done that asking out mistake and wouldn't do it again...


After you guys exchange number she tricked you buy doing house chores.... And you fell and an Okpo out... Smh now you complaining.... angry gal way you for just turn fu*k mate for free....


If you like go back to village you will still see them... Village gals worst. If you need a good gal... Pray to God.

Anyway am just 23... I learnt all this from self lesson, stories tat touch from guys, reading eBook and lectures from pro like Ilegend and passionate ..... Right I don't have time wooing women again... Already learnt that part. My aim is to be successful academically, financially and spiritually. grin

Good night Bros grin
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by Chikebranny123(m): 3:35am On Jul 11, 2018
milemimi93:
That's disrepectful bruv.. Stay off my mention
You already did DAT ur self.

Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by Nobody: 3:48pm On Jul 16, 2018
wink
desiregold:
But, we are all in this f.uck matter together. why always call out and slut shame one gender?

If men dont want prostitutes, then men should stop offering money and partronizing them. Men should stop telling lies just to hit the P.unn.y and run away.

Let the change begin with men. or you will all end up with prostitutes.

Every man should focus on their gfs and wives and leave other men's gf s and wives alone.

Women dont cheat with themselves, Hope you know that?

If every man takes it upon himself to be faithful and loyal to their partners, Women will not have anyone to cheat with.
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by fadal(m): 12:39pm On Nov 08, 2024
HA HA UR ASS GOT PLAYED grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by Sammy101111(m): 12:47pm On Nov 08, 2024
Bro 2019 this girl come to my house first day the second day she was watching my cloth . Throwing away the trash mobbing cleaning the floors I was surprise this continued for 3 month I was in love till I found out this my cross river babe was into sugar daddy an as old men she date but she just wanted me as are main . I found out from her chat with a friend and I saw the picture of the man she was with . I just told her gentle that I can’t share her and I made her knew since we were dating I never for once cheated . But for the 5 month we were together the Facebook chat I saw made me sad because I was so dam loyal I left many friends and holes to keep one ☝️ woman yet she cheated . Till date I still respect how we split and we are just friend now . Nothing more


She rented a house and she was using the house for her sugar daddy she always force me to come to her house while we are dating but me no be woman rapper so I just told her is better being at my place that me I can’t sleep a woman house. I found out all the paro she was into on Facebook meeting sugar daddys
Re: I Never Knew She Is A Prostitute Disguising As My Girlfriend by Damseldammie(f): 4:42pm On Nov 08, 2024
She’s truly a LovePeddler in disguise, thank your star you discovered this earlier
Splits
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