Poorboy:
Hmmm after getting a federal job last week I went for documentation only to be given a form for medicals hmmm I checked the medical form very well I saw hiv test , syphylis test, hepatitis b and c test, eye test etc. All didn't worry me except the hiv test because I can't imagine going to the hospital for that because what if its positive hmmm I don die be that better I no no my status. So I left to asokoro district hospital today... The job don tire me because them say may I do just hiv test ok na I go do anything wey happen no wahala na so I think, I went there met with the nurse the took my blood sample for other test and directed me to where hiv test is done, moving there was the hardest walk of my life on reaching there I greeted them I was told to sit down, I was asked how many girlfriends do you have I said one plus so many other questions that I'm not in the mode to type now, after that my blood sample was taken and they told me the result will be out my 15 minutes I should wait I told them please let me walk around alittle I observed I was really sweatingan later 15 minutes I came back first I checked their faces to know if my result don jonze she told me sit down I wan die, I asked abeg hope I'm ok she looked at me and said tell your girlfriend to do the test too I wan die I said ok and she said you are negative. I shouted praised the lord they all laughed.

uwa1:

mimimile93:
There are diseases more deadly than HIV.. I'd rather have HIV than to have a woman in my life..

T3ndrils:

G calm d... I understand what u' have been through, buh mehn this hate ain't qonna solve sh*t, u ve just qat to breath cool n chiiilllllaaaeeehhxxxx

mimimile93:
There are diseases more deadly than HIV.. I'd rather have HIV than to have a woman in my life..

madampresident:
Your result is negative nah. Tag me when you get a positive result

mimimile93:
There are diseases more deadly than HIV.. I'd rather have HIV than to have a woman in my life..

hidhrhis:
yours is even better
I went to a general hospital just bcoz I was having some health issues and d rules in dat hospital is dat everyone must do an hiv test and bp before seeing the doctor....
they pricked my finger with a needle,squeezed mah finger to extract the blood on a paper stuff after like 15-20 minutes I was called in
the following conversation ensued between me ND d doc
doc:how old are u?
tboy:21
doc:have u had sex before
tboy:yes
doc:u better accept Jesus u are too young for that
tboy:yes ma( started sweating madam wetin be d result nah abi u dey mad ni)
she looked at me and said ur result is negative endeavour to do HIV test every 3 month I did not even bother to listen again cos she scared the fucking hell out of me since then have done 24 HIV test since I registered their still counting cos everytime u wanna see d doctor their u must do HIV and bp before u are allowed to

Poorboy:
like which one?

mimimile93:
womania. Have u heard of such disease before?

Henitan24:


not again!

mimimile93:
oh! Thanks.. Change ur signature pls. It doesn't correspond with reality.

Henitan24:
Uwc
No, it does to me. You should change yours

mimimile93:
change it to what?

mimimile93:
change it to what?

Henitan24:


Donno precisely but to something more polite and nice

Henitan24:


Donno precisely but to something more polite and nice

mimimile93:
I just did. U feel it?

mimimile93:
I just did. U feel it?

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Womania eh? Continue o

mimimile93:


Ya knw dat disease called WOMANIA?

Very deadly.

I was once inffectd by it.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Ok

mimimile93:


Ya knw dat disease called WOMANIA?

Very deadly.

I was once inffectd by it.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Ok

Oyindidi:

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Ok

mimimile93:
There are diseases more deadly than HIV.. I'd rather have HIV than to have a woman in my life..

mimimile93:




Topic: Womania.

Womania is a deadly virus that is incurable an can destroys a human within minutes.

According to research carried out at University of Lampard at the department of Health Science,
womania seems to be the only deadly disease that can kills a man's destiny, career. It can also kills a man emotionally and physically.

According to research, the deadly virus was first discovered in the garden of Eden.

The disease is in a form of a human one can mistaken it to be a human.

The following are the characteristics of womania.

It has butt, breast, look sexy, wear fake hair and lashes.

The follwing are the symptoms of womania


1. It comes in form of a human and another name for it is girlfriend or wife.

2. It offers a man nothing but its virus from the holes in between its legs.

3. Its a leech. Can suck a man's wealth and render him poor.

4. Its lies a lot about everytin.


The following great men were inffected by this virus;

1. Adam
2. Samson
3. David
4. Solomon
5. Abacha
6. Jacob


HOW TO AVOID THIS DEADLY DISEASE.

According to World Health Organisation, the only way to avoid this incurable disease is to stay away from anything born from the 80s that is in form of a human but does not have d!ck.