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Re: My Hiv Test Today by Henitan24(f): 3:23pm On Jul 20, 2018

mimimile93:
Topic: Womania.

Womania is a deadly virus that is incurable an can destroys a human within minutes.

According to research carried out at University of Lampard at the department of Health Science,
womania seems to be the only deadly disease that can kills a man's destiny, career. It can also kills a man emotionally and physically.

According to research, the deadly virus was first discovered in the garden of Eden.

The disease is in a form of a human one can mistaken it to be a human.

The following are the characteristics of womania.

It has butt, breast, look sexy, wear fake hair and lashes.

The follwing are the symptoms of womania

1. It comes in form of a human and another name for it is girlfriend or wife.

2. It offers a man nothing but its virus from the holes in between its legs.

3. Its a leech. Can suck a man's wealth and render him poor.

4. Its lies a lot about everytin.

The following great men were inffected by this virus;

1. Adam
2. Samson
3. David
4. Solomon
5. Abacha
6. Jacob

HOW TO AVOID THIS DEADLY DISEASE.

According to World Health Organisation, the only way to avoid this incurable disease is to stay away from anything born from the 80s that is in form of a human but does not have d!ck.

It's well

Re: My Hiv Test Today by mimimile93: 3:25pm On Jul 20, 2018

CAPSLOCKED:

DOCTOR SO YOU MEAN THIS DISEASE IS WORSE THAN CANCER?

very very worst and it is rampant in Africa especially Nigeria.

Another name for this virus is Girlfriend. The slang word for womania is 'babe'.

Re: My Hiv Test Today by mimimile93: 3:26pm On Jul 20, 2018

Henitan24:
It's well

Hey!

Re: My Hiv Test Today by Henitan24(f): 3:27pm On Jul 20, 2018

CAPSLOCKED:
DOCTOR SO YOU MEAN THIS DISEASE IS WORSE THAN CANCER?

No *in mimimile93 voice*

Re: My Hiv Test Today by Henitan24(f): 3:28pm On Jul 20, 2018

mimimile93:
Hey!

Re: My Hiv Test Today by CAPSLOCKED: 3:30pm On Jul 20, 2018

mimimile93:
very very worst and it is rampant in Africa especially Nigeria.

Another name for this virus is Girlfriend. The slang word for womania is 'babe'.

WOAH. I THINK I'VE BEEN INFECTED. HOW DO I GET CURE?

Re: My Hiv Test Today by Oyindidi(f): 3:31pm On Jul 20, 2018

mimimile93:
Topic: Womania.

Womania is a deadly virus that is incurable an can destroys a human within minutes.

According to research carried out at University of Lampard at the department of Health Science,
womania seems to be the only deadly disease that can kills a man's destiny, career. It can also kills a man emotionally and physically.

According to research, the deadly virus was first discovered in the garden of Eden.

The disease is in a form of a human one can mistaken it to be a human.

The following are the characteristics of womania.

It has butt, breast, look sexy, wear fake hair and lashes.

The follwing are the symptoms of womania

1. It comes in form of a human and another name for it is girlfriend or wife.

2. It offers a man nothing but its virus from the holes in between its legs.

3. Its a leech. Can suck a man's wealth and render him poor.

4. Its lies a lot about everytin.

The following great men were inffected by this virus;

1. Adam
2. Samson
3. David
4. Solomon
5. Abacha
6. Jacob

HOW TO AVOID THIS DEADLY DISEASE.

According to World Health Organisation, the only way to avoid this incurable disease is to stay away from anything born from the 80s that is in form of a human but does not have d!ck.

Continue

Re: My Hiv Test Today by Oyindidi(f): 3:32pm On Jul 20, 2018

CAPSLOCKED:

WOAH. I THINK I'VE BEEN INFECTED. HOW DO I GET CURE?

You will live with it grin

Re: My Hiv Test Today by mimimile93: 3:43pm On Jul 20, 2018

CAPSLOCKED:

WOAH. I THINK I'VE BEEN INFECTED. HOW DO I GET CURE?

I was infected too.

U can only reduce its effect but can't cure it.

Tips;

1. Brkup with ur womania called girfriend. Avoid her like a plague.

2. Practice misogynism and exhibit misogynistic character at least 5times daily

Re: My Hiv Test Today by mimimile93: 4:30pm On Jul 20, 2018

Oyindidi:
Continue

Have u bin inffected by womania before?

Re: My Hiv Test Today by 1Sharon(f): 4:39pm On Jul 20, 2018

mimimile93:
There are diseases more deadly than HIV.. I'd rather have HIV than to have a woman in my life..

Lool. HIV ain't what it used to be.

It's a manageable condition now. When someone is diagnosed, they just take their anti- retrovirals and go about their business. It's really no biggie

Re: My Hiv Test Today by mimimile93: 4:50pm On Jul 20, 2018

1Sharon:
Lool. HIV ain't what it used to be.

It's a manageable condition now. When someone is diagnosed, they just take their anti- retrovirals and go about their business. It's really no biggie

Yeah! It's better dan womania.

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