A True story from a Nairalander.

Have to share this...Really happened i swear. Please ignore my grammatical errors


Just yesterday i traveled with my female boss to Owerri to meet a client who just paid us to discuss about the business MOU and sign documents.

After the meeting,we went to a hotel @ Owerri, Owerri really have nice hotels lined up if you have been there...so she suggested to save cost we just share a room. I had an erection already just hearing her say that. As a guy,i immediately said YES if its ok by u ma, She is a divorcee to clear the story' but always very serious with the company's business and acts like a feminist.

Getting to the room,she entered the shower,i tried to peep through by any means but no way. She came out properly dressed on pyjamas as she took her clothes for changing with her inside the bathroom. Then she told me to go shower, I went in and came out with the towel from the bathroom to change inside the room.

Now the main point of this story, To my surprise this my madam, i wont lie...A beautiful clean lady of 43years about told me to drop my towel down that she will transfer 20k to me if i do that...Guys i cant blame girls who do prostitution o...i was feeling shy, and like a man hoe,a mitch....But back of my mind i was like who hiding preek epp sef?! was what was on my mind...see 20k sara o.....She asked fr my account details and punched it immediately...i got the alert and smiled.

I couldn't believe i dropped my towel and was standing well erected like Adam in front of eve for like a min and she was just giving me a sexy smile

We didn't do anything last night,she pressed her phone for a while and slept off...I stayed at d end of one side of d bed,she at kinda d middle...I feel very shy now. Is that how u ladies feel?!

I swear i cant tell anyone about this but decided to share it on social media

Relax, u guys will still nack.

report the perv to the police.



you yourself will be jailed for even winking at a female employee.

EmekaBlue:
A True story from a Nairalander.

Have to share this...Really happened i swear. Please ignore my grammatical errors


Just yesterday i traveled with my female boss to Owerri to meet a client who just paid us to discuss about the business MOU and sign documents.

After the meeting,we went to a hotel @ Owerri, Owerri really have nice hotels lined up if you have been there...so she suggested to save cost we just share a room. I had an erection already just hearing her say that. As a guy,i immediately said YES if its ok by u ma, She is a divorcee to clear the story' but always very serious with the company's business and acts like a feminist.

Getting to the room,she entered the shower,i tried to peep through by any means but no way. She came out properly dressed on pyjamas as she took her clothes for changing with her inside the bathroom. Then she told me to go shower, I went in and came out with the towel from the bathroom to change inside the room.

Now the main point of this story, To my surprise this my madam, i wont lie...A beautiful clean lady of 43years about told me to drop my towel down that she will transfer 20k to me if i do that...Guys i cant blame girls who do prostitution o...i was feeling shy, and like a man hoe,a mitch....But back of my mind i was like who hiding preek epp sef?! was what was on my mind...see 20k sara o.....She asked fr my account details and punched it immediately...i got the alert and smiled.

I couldn't believe i dropped my towel and was standing well erected like Adam in front of eve for like a min and she was just giving me a sexy smile

We didn't do anything last night,she pressed her phone for a while and slept off...I stayed at d end of one side of d bed,she at kinda d middle...I feel very shy now. Is that how u ladies feel?!

I swear i cant tell anyone about this but decided to share it on social media

"Oh, and then there’s this kind of guy:

“I wouldn’t take it up the ass for a MILLION dollars homie.”

Bullshit. Yes you fucking would.

There is nothing that indicates a man has thought less about the value of his time than a man who says he wouldn’t take a dick up his ass for some obscene amount of money. You are downplaying the equivalent of thousands of dollars and months of work at WalMart for a few hours of work. Any guy who says this sort of thing is lying on a scale comparable to “muscular guys are gross “ or “I find you more attractive without makeup ”, and perhaps lying harder than both of those statements combined. Then again, maybe he’s not actually lying and in fact just stupid, but either way this kind of financial incompetence isn’t something you want pumping sperm into you.

I used to have these conversations at work. I thought I was in the “I wouldn’t do something weird and sexual for money” school of thought, then this happened:

“Alfred, let me ask you a question.”

“What?”

“Would you let someone stick a finger up your ass?”

“It depends on the person.”

“Just a random person.”

“Probably not.”

“What about for $500?”

“Still probably not.”

“Really? I would. I think if someone came up to me with $500, cold, and put it in my hand, I’d drop my pants and make them stick it in.”

Seeing tangible money enables your thought process to appreciate the triviality or significance of what you have to do for it. Knowing the quantity of money and having a visual of that money or an understanding of what that money can do are very different things, because the human brain is bad at grasping large numbers. Bad to a point where people quote Joseph Stalin in a defeated acceptance of how bad it is. Bad to a point where xkcd had to make a chart for already smart people to grasp how much a trillion dollars actually is. If humanity was good at grasping numbers above 10,000, genocides would receive far more attention from the general public than individual murders. They don’t, because humanity sucks at this.

From experience, I THINK MOST GUYS WOULD LET SOMEONE FVCK THEIR ASS FOR $1,000 or less." ( According to AlfredMacDonalds)

EmekaBlue, shebi you say she be 'FEMINIST'. Na DOMINANCE she show Ooooo. You show her ur pr!ck and at the end she no even allow you DIRECT ENTRY. Hehehe she still DOMINATE bed sef. You sleep for edge. Chai....THAT WOMAN!!! Boss is Boss. Kam-Bura-Uba. Ami ke! She go bid Taya. I go tell her straight up ."MY PRICK'S WORTH IS IN POUNDS STERLING" and just a glance is blablabla. NA RESPECT YOU GO GET. You come comot towel for twenty Naira. No Babe even fit try that kind thing with me to start with. My JOHN THOMAS is out of bounds STRICTLY for my SIGNIFICANT OTHER.

She is sick

Never loose an opportunity in other to make someone happy
grab your opportunity now

I hope this is not one of those made-up stories.

By the way, I am just imagining if this was the other way round...like if this happened to a lady, people won't hesitate to shout OLOSHO, HOE and other sort of demeaning names...but oh well, it's a guy. What do I know sef..shey I'm just a professional website designer. Let me come and be going.

See X-rated pictures of Katie Price (18+ Photos)

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Story that I have read on this site..Lienus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uDSZmLc_XE

U v bin paid off with 20k alert by ur madam!..u wil run out the company soon the same adam ran of paradise naked!

Sack letter on the way

EmekaBlue:
A True story from a Nairalander.

Have to share this...Really happened i swear. Please ignore my grammatical errors


Just yesterday i traveled with my female boss to Owerri to meet a client who just paid us to discuss about the business MOU and sign documents.

After the meeting,we went to a hotel @ Owerri, Owerri really have nice hotels lined up if you have been there...so she suggested to save cost we just share a room. I had an erection already just hearing her say that. As a guy,i immediately said YES if its ok by u ma, She is a divorcee to clear the story' but always very serious with the company's business and acts like a feminist.

Getting to the room,she entered the shower,i tried to peep through by any means but no way. She came out properly dressed on pyjamas as she took her clothes for changing with her inside the bathroom. Then she told me to go shower, I went in and came out with the towel from the bathroom to change inside the room.

Now the main point of this story, To my surprise this my madam, i wont lie...A beautiful clean lady of 43years about told me to drop my towel down that she will transfer 20k to me if i do that...Guys i cant blame girls who do prostitution o...i was feeling shy, and like a man hoe,a mitch....But back of my mind i was like who hiding preek epp sef?! was what was on my mind...see 20k sara o.....She asked fr my account details and punched it immediately...i got the alert and smiled.

I couldn't believe i dropped my towel and was standing well erected like Adam in front of eve for like a min and she was just giving me a sexy smile

We didn't do anything last night,she pressed her phone for a while and slept off...I stayed at d end of one side of d bed,she at kinda d middle...I feel very shy now. Is that how u ladies feel?!

I swear i cant tell anyone about this but decided to share it on social media

Wow, I know you be feeling bad inside and this write up a way to heal by public endorsement. That guilt you be feeling inside is because you messed up acting like a pussy. A real man will atleast see her too or take her

Sold yourself for 20k... Cheap though..

Fake news

Story for the gods
This is a tales by moonlight story kind
1. You traveled from where to Owerri?
2. Your 'madam' said you should share a room to save cost? For who? She, you or the company.
3. You traveled to sign docs and mou and you guys want to save cost by sharing a room?
4. You in your magnanimity stripped for 20k and slept on same bed over nite and nothing happened?
Pls OP stop smoking expired gala and sniffing latrines

Homeboiy:
Never loose an opportunity in other to make someone happy

grab your opportunity now

Eru obo!

Copy cat. I've read this story before

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Copy cat. I've read this story before

obim

milemimi93:
obim

Miles good evening

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Miles good evening

Mgbede ọma.
Kedu ka I mere?

I don't earn much, but I will not come and strip for by boss without bleeping her... Can never happen... A woman can never see my dick unless during sexual activities.....

milemimi93:


Mgbede ọma.

Kedu ka I mere?

Adinma. When u turn igbo?

WORDWORLD:


"Oh, and then there’s this kind of guy:

“I wouldn’t take it up the ass for a MILLION dollars homie.”

Bullshit. Yes you fucking would.

There is nothing that indicates a man has thought less about the value of his time than a man who says he wouldn’t take a dick up his ass for some obscene amount of money. You are downplaying the equivalent of thousands of dollars and months of work at WalMart for a few hours of work. Any guy who says this sort of thing is lying on a scale comparable to “muscular guys are gross “ or “I find you more attractive without makeup ”, and perhaps lying harder than both of those statements combined. Then again, maybe he’s not actually lying and in fact just stupid, but either way this kind of financial incompetence isn’t something you want pumping sperm into you.

I used to have these conversations at work. I thought I was in the “I wouldn’t do something weird and sexual for money” school of thought, then this happened:

“Alfred, let me ask you a question.”

“What?”

“Would you let someone stick a finger up your ass?”

“It depends on the person.”

“Just a random person.”

“Probably not.”

“What about for $500?”

“Still probably not.”

“Really? I would. I think if someone came up to me with $500, cold, and put it in my hand, I’d drop my pants and make them stick it in.”

Seeing tangible money enables your thought process to appreciate the triviality or significance of what you have to do for it. Knowing the quantity of money and having a visual of that money or an understanding of what that money can do are very different things, because the human brain is bad at grasping large numbers. Bad to a point where people quote Joseph Stalin in a defeated acceptance of how bad it is. Bad to a point where xkcd had to make a chart for already smart people to grasp how much a trillion dollars actually is. If humanity was good at grasping numbers above 10,000, genocides would receive far more attention from the general public than individual murders. They don’t, because humanity sucks at this.

From experience, I THINK MOST GUYS WOULD LET SOMEONE FVCK THEIR ASS FOR $1,000 or less." ( According to AlfredMacDonalds)

EmekaBlue, shebi you say she be 'FEMINIST'. Na DOMINANCE she show Ooooo. You show her ur pr!ck and at the end she no even allow you DIRECT ENTRY. Hehehe she still DOMINATE bed sef. You sleep for edge. Chai....THAT WOMAN!!! Boss is Boss. Kam-Bura-Uba. Ami ke! She go bid Taya. I go tell her straight up ."MY PRICK'S WORTH IS IN POUNDS STERLING" and just a glance is blablabla. NA RESPECT YOU GO GET. You come comot towel for twenty Naira. No Babe even fit try that kind thing with me to start with. My JOHN THOMAS is out of bounds STRICTLY for my SIGNIFICANT OTHER.

All this plenty talk, my guy money no be everything o.

Emeka you have ALWAYS been a useless somebody. Why post this made up poo? Please remove Biafra from your profile. You are not one of us.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Adinma. When u turn igbo?

Kedu maka ezinulo gi?

AuntyAmope:


All this plenty talk, my guy money no be everything o.

Of course! The wisdom is to place the bar beyond her capability as a deterrent to her getting what she seeks. KINDLY READ MY LAST FEW SENTENCES. Am definately not one who will ever submit to such. My Mind has been made up since a child not to cross the limits. Truth be told i get this kind of opportunity many times. It's as if testing the SINCERITY of my pledge It's no lie nor am I bragging. ITS THE TRUTH. I GET THIS KIND OF OPPORTUNITY ALL THE TIME. And declination has always been my choice, which has saved me from three different scenarios that would have made me an apparent father of another man's seed, an entrapment by three different women already PREGNANT.

Of course money is not everything. A GOOD NAME IS BETTER THAN GOLD.

milemimi93:


Kedu maka ezinulo gi?

Fine fine. Thanks.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Fine fine. Thanks.

Nno

This story actually sounds like the one that never got released by the gods due to poor storyline or lack of creativity..

But i might as well say smth... She was in the middle and U were at the edge.. Hmm guy U didnt man up and caress her, infact if U just put ur hand on her and say sorry quickly her response would ave given U the answer to ur question..

I guess U didnt really wanna lose ur job for no filmsy reason or U have never shared a bed with a girl (not related to U) that was willing to sleep on the same bed with U overnight! Not even overday...