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Re: CONDOM: What Happened When I Went To Buy A Condom [PICTURE] by carrlyleone: 6:43pm On Jul 22, 2018 |
iLegendd:No other name,you are fine with Carolyn. |
Re: CONDOM: What Happened When I Went To Buy A Condom [PICTURE] by iLegendd(m): 8:05pm On Jul 22, 2018 |
carrlyleone:Lemme take permission from my wives to see if they need another Carolyn in our polygamous marriage. If they approve you, I'll contact you privately. |
Re: CONDOM: What Happened When I Went To Buy A Condom [PICTURE] by carrlyleone: 8:09pm On Jul 22, 2018 |
iLegendd:Thanks for your offer but I'm not interested in your "polygamy theory'',I will pass on this. My regards to your wives tho. |
Re: CONDOM: What Happened When I Went To Buy A Condom [PICTURE] by iLegendd(m): 8:15pm On Jul 22, 2018 |
carrlyleone:I trust women. If you know, you know. Tell me one thing that made you smile today and I'll tell you one thing that made me frown. |
Re: CONDOM: What Happened When I Went To Buy A Condom [PICTURE] by carrlyleone: 8:26pm On Jul 22, 2018 |
iLegendd:Made me smile? definitely the gift of life |
Re: CONDOM: What Happened When I Went To Buy A Condom [PICTURE] by iLegendd(m): 8:42pm On Jul 22, 2018 |
carrlyleone:Wow! I'm almost impressed. In fact I'm impressed, Darling. For me, what made me frown, unlike you, is no light for a week now. Transformer issue because of rain. Though, they've brought a new transformer to change it, but the workers are too slow. I don't know if they're related to Buhari. Every other street has light except ours. I'm not happy Do something to make me smile — even if it's just to send 1 million to my account, I'll manage. God will bless you and you'll be given more gifts of life. No disappoint me, Carolyn. You see as people say watch our two. If you fall my hand, I'll not be happy. |
Re: CONDOM: What Happened When I Went To Buy A Condom [PICTURE] by carrlyleone: 8:45pm On Jul 22, 2018 |
iLegendd:Lol I laugh in Spanish, 1 million for this Buhari era..... .I really like your joke |
Re: CONDOM: What Happened When I Went To Buy A Condom [PICTURE] by iLegendd(m): 8:51pm On Jul 22, 2018 |
carrlyleone:Mtcheew! Do I look like Bovi to you? Beg send it joor. You just want to ruin this fresh relationship with your stinginess, naughty girl. Are you not one of those who voted for him? And if I may ask, do you have your PVC? |
Re: CONDOM: What Happened When I Went To Buy A Condom [PICTURE] by Equal2DeTask(m): 10:27pm On Jul 22, 2018 |
okay. continue |
Re: CONDOM: What Happened When I Went To Buy A Condom [PICTURE] by carrlyleone: 5:14am On Jul 23, 2018 |
iLegendd:Nah,2015 was waaaaay back so I didn't vote, but yeah yeah PVC is around this time to do justice to that. |
Re: CONDOM: What Happened When I Went To Buy A Condom [PICTURE] by iLegendd(m): 8:31am On Jul 23, 2018 |
Equal2DeTask: Mr. Equal2DeTask, I think you have enjoyed our chat so far, but we won't continue. If I will continue, it will be done privately. I'm going to address the first post you made before modifying it to the one above. When I replied her, she was feeling sleepy, so she went to bed without replying. When you saw this, you felt felt I had ruined the chat with an obnoxious behavior — little do you know how the chatting industry work. The first thing you wrote was, and I quote: Equal2DeTask: A lady falling asleep because of a stressful day and not replying in some hours means a man has sent her away? You're one of those who wait for women's reply because you have nothing important to do in life. A woman's reply is too important to you. You have "lack" mentality. You need to upgrade to "abundance" mentality. Let me turn this to a short lecture so your fellow scared and clueless nice guys will learn. You guys are the reasons women dump you for good-bad guys. You act to needy, too caring, too clingy, too desperate, and too protective. You never give women some breathing space. You'll get your rude awakening one day. You are always afraid to say your mind. You only say things that will make women happy. You felt if you offend a woman, she'll get angry and dump you for another guy. This mindset is the mindset of a weak man — a man who can't get another woman if he loses the one on ground. No woman likes to date such men. They want a good-bad guy other women want. This is the same thing poor people do. When a poor man gets 500k, he'll see it as the whole world. He will spend 2 years petting the 500k (like Pretty Mike petting his snake, Linda) while looking for a risk-free business to invest it on. What this poor man doesn't understand is: no business is risk-free. This same thing applies in relationship. No woman is risk-free, so all wise men must push beyond the threshold. Nice guys stay in their comfort zone. They hate stepping out of the box. This is why women always use them for money while they sleep with good-bad guys. In all you do as a man, if you want to succeed, you must step out of your comfort zone. Do crazy things that will make onlookers cringe. We have written lots of relationship books to help men with confidence building, humor, bedroom skill, chatting skill, conversation skill, wooing skill, business skill, etc. Visit our online shop www.shop.wetclef.com and grab anyone you can afford. I know you'll come to defend yourself that you're not a nice guy and you don't need relationship books. Whatever is on your mind, my advice is: don't be a wussy like other nice guys — be a man and be adventurous. Lead like a GMC. Do you know what GMC is? Don't worry. Download our ChatDicted intro PDF for free and you'll learn a lot. https://www.wetclef.com/topic330.html CLICK:
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Re: CONDOM: What Happened When I Went To Buy A Condom [PICTURE] by Equal2DeTask(m): 10:20am On Jul 23, 2018 |
iLegendd: @the bolded, how many times did you checked on last night if she has replied Hope you do understand how you shot yourself |
Re: CONDOM: What Happened When I Went To Buy A Condom [PICTURE] by iLegendd(m): 11:21am On Jul 23, 2018 |
Equal2DeTask:Calm down. I'm not supposed to explain this, but I'll do because someone may learn something from it. Most of you are online but you underutilize the power of the internet. There is something called Mention — google has it too. When you set up this thing and input your name or brand name, you'll get a notification on your phone even if you've logged out. When I log out of Nairaland, Wetclef, or any site and someone mentions my name or my brand, I get a message. Even if you're in the United States or in an interior village in Bangladesh, the moment you quote or mention my name on any websites in the world, I get a message. My phone will beep and I'll get a message instantly. This is why I don't switch of my data. When people steal my articles and post it on another website, I get a notification immediately. Here is a link of such: http://igberetvnews.com/436539 The owner of the above link stole my article thinking I won't know. This is exactly how people who mention me on the internet think I won't know until I log in. No. Without logging in, I still stay up to date. I get all the gist without logging in. I have different online businesses, so I'm always online at night and on my server working when everyone is asleep. Anyway, some of you don't know how to use the internet. All you know is to watch porn, fight on Nairaland, chat with friends on Facebook and WhatsApp, then use it to do school registration or submit job applications. At the end of the day, you guys never make legit money from the internet. I really pity men who waste their time online without making a dime from the internet. Maybe, they need a mentor to guide them. So, I wrote this long story to let you know most of us don't need to log in to know what is happening. We get notifications even when logged out. The world is now a digital world, but most Nigerians still see it as a manual world and that's why they underutilized the power of the internet. If you send a message to my personal email address, you'll get a reply immediately. Am I the one replying you immediately? No. It's been programmed and automated to do that even when I'm sleeping. Alright. Lemme end it here. I hope you've learnt something new. If you need more explanations, use Google or YouTube. Thank you for your time, Sir (co-author). #smiles. #MyLongEspitleIsAPotentialBook.
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Re: CONDOM: What Happened When I Went To Buy A Condom [PICTURE] by Equal2DeTask(m): 12:26pm On Jul 23, 2018 |
iLegendd: Yes. Mention created a point here... I'm not an online lazy fellow as u may be reading through your mind... A Crypto wizard if you must know what I'm talking about, then you should understand my time here is for fun I keep learning and improving... yes Every successful business man does that... I enjoy reading your post. Cuz I think I'm picking one or two nuts from your Junks Have a nice day... Mr. thrifty |
Re: CONDOM: What Happened When I Went To Buy A Condom [PICTURE] by iLegendd(m): 12:47pm On Jul 23, 2018 |
Ok. Enjoy. 1 Like |
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