₦airaland Forum

milemimi93:
Have a nice day bro/sis

Mizk:
Ya the chat took a dimension i don't really like and I'm claustrophobic, i need space

samysmoothfresh:
ah i see.


about the no. ..............changed your mind?

Mizk:
Ya you got so creepy about it plus i had a feeling I'll regret it.

samysmoothfresh:
see who told me i shouldnt trust instincts/feelings



OK.................you mind we forget that episode and start all over?



[j]

Mizk:
Ok

samysmoothfresh:
we aint going back to point zero though.......................



just to the point where i asked for your xoxo........................we cant let the progress so far go to waste. ....................... right?

Espada10:
What a lovely article.

The only thing I want to add is to never underestimate the ass lickers and never underestimate the chicken brain of females here.

Ass lickers dey get pussy forthis forum o.

An asslicker with many accounts to his name was able to Bleep Poco in different hotels..

Infact, they were in a love and sex relationship until things went sideways..

He was able to know everything about Pocohantas ..her place of work and family because af asslicking.

Asslicking dey pay for some guys in this forum.




Infact it was big scandal not to long ago.

Some many dumb women in this forum who claim to be tough and sensible have been deceived and fvcked by asslikers.
Infact, those women you think that are sensible are the most easy to fall.

So Op do not underestimate the asslickers..they know what they are doing.
When those asslikers fvked them ..na there you go hear screaming and wailing that they didn't know he was a kiss and tell fellow.

Also..many females also have a fake male accounts that they use to troll comment sections and male Nairaland

TheOdd1sOut:
I'm coming back to comment. Lemme read the text first



Well.... I agree with some points. Here they are

Most female nairalanders are males e.g pocohantas and Co.

Most female nairalanders aren't feminists in real life e.g pocohantas and Co


Some nairalanders are professional scammers e.g deadrat


Fourty percent of guys on nairaland are weak asslicking bozos looking for cheap fame and attention from females (who are actually males) e.g chenzen, zicoraads, and others


Most nairalanders live fake lives e.g AirForce1


Most nairalanders have two accounts.. I'm guilty at this point.

Here's my own fact.


MOST NAIRALANDERS WILL HATE THIS POST


MOST NAIRALANDERS LOVE POST ABOUT SEX


MOST NAIRALANDERS DISS OTHERS IN ORDER TO VALIDATE THEMSELVES. THIS VALIDATION NEVER LASTS AND THEY DISS AGAIN. ITS LIKE A DRUG TO THEM


MOST NAIRALANDERS TRY SO HARD TO IMPRESS OTHERS, THAT THEY DO SILLY THINGS.


THE IMMATURE ONES ARE THE ONES WHO CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, THEY'RE THE ONES WHO ASSLICK FEMALE MONIKERS AND SO ON.

NAIRALAND IS A PLACE WHERE FRUSTRATED PEOPLE DUMP THEIR FRUSTRATION ON OTHERS


SOME STAY ON NL ALL THE TIME. A GUY (NAME WITHHELD) REGISTERED IN NL FOR A MONTH AND HIS PROFILE SAYS HE HAD SPENT 19 DAYS ONLINE. SMH

AND THE LAST ONE.....


THERE ARE STILL SOME SENSIBLE PEOPLE ON NL LIKE THE OP. The nairalanders I admire are


Iamlegendd

Tosyn2much

Wristbangle

ubunja

LuciferCristi

Seun

Mynd44

Lalasticlala

Nobody

Mimimile93

Capslocked

MANNBBQGRILLS

NwaAmaikpe

And others.

If your name isn't there... Sorry o

Espada10:
What a lovely article.

The only thing I want to add is to never underestimate the ass lickers and never underestimate the chicken brain of females here.

Ass lickers dey get pussy forthis forum o.

An asslicker with many accounts to his name was able to Bleep Poco in different hotels..

Infact, they were in a love and sex relationship until things went sideways..

He was able to know everything about Pocohantas ..her place of work and family because af asslicking.

Asslicking dey pay for some guys in this forum.




Infact it was big scandal not to long ago.

Some many dumb women in this forum who claim to be tough and sensible have been deceived and fvcked by asslikers.
Infact, those women you think that are sensible are the most easy to fall.

So Op do not underestimate the asslickers..they know what they are doing.
When those asslikers fvked them ..na there you go hear screaming and wailing that they didn't know he was a kiss and tell fellow.

Also..many females also have a fake male accounts that they use to troll comment sections and male Nairaland

Espada10:
What a lovely article.

The only thing I want to add is to never underestimate the ass lickers and never underestimate the chicken brain of females here.

Ass lickers dey get pussy forthis forum o.

An asslicker with many accounts to his name was able to Bleep Poco in different hotels..

Infact, they were in a love and sex relationship until things went sideways..

He was able to know everything about Pocohantas ..her place of work and family because af asslicking.

Asslicking dey pay for some guys in this forum.




Infact it was big scandal not to long ago.

Some many dumb women in this forum who claim to be tough and sensible have been deceived and fvcked by asslikers.
Infact, those women you think that are sensible are the most easy to fall.

So Op do not underestimate the asslickers..they know what they are doing.
When those asslikers fvked them ..na there you go hear screaming and wailing that they didn't know he was a kiss and tell fellow.

Also.. many females also have a fake male accounts that they use to troll comment sections and male Nairaland

MariaLavina:
You are a TROLL

Thegamingorca:
Lol @ different hotels

pocohantas:
I found that part funny too, LOL!

KadunaMafia:
I'm surprised you are calling him that when it's just a thin line that divides you both.


The Op is a known female hater and so insecure in life.

Thegamingorca:
The kinds of things ppl come up with when dey let their imaginations run wild without a leash

pocohantas:
That story was started by a NL friend turned foe. The original version was that I was caught giving my boss a head in one hotel . The story has been modified severally, now it is only laughable. The least I can so is help him share the post .

milemimi93:
I never knew there's a site called Nairaland until 10th May, 2018 when I was surfing the net in search for lands and their prices in Abuja, that was the day I discovered Nairaland and I became a member days later.
For the few months I've been on Nairaland, I discovered these 20 things about Nairalanders.

I may be wrong with some points though it's obvious.


1. 80% OF NLDERS ARE JOBLESS

(Someone please prove me wrong)


2. 40% OF NLDERS BELIEVED TO BE MARRIED, FREQUENT ROMANCE SECTION THAN FAMILY SECTION

(What do they want in romance section? We'll never know)

3. 90% OF JOBLESS NLDERS ARE MOST ACTIVE IN ROMANCE SECTION WHILE 10% ARE ON JOB/VACANCIES SECTION

(How do I know? When a ndler posts about how he/she is in need of a job, I most times go to the nlder's profile and what I often see is
Sections Most Active: Romance.
Now tell me, how will these set of nlders get a job? They keep blaming village people for their joblessness and feel very comfortable begging.
I am not shaming anyone just spiting out what's in my mouth but if you feel pained, you can call the mods at me.
N/B: You can't be in physics department and want to study music. The earlier you locate your department the better for you. Time waits for no one)

4. 60% OF FEMALE MONIKERS ARE MALES

(Just pay close attention to female nlders' posts. If you are sensitive enough, you'll figure out the males in disguised. One pm me but I let him know
(you can't kid a kidder or play a player)
Only God knows their agenda. O Lord! Expose them)

5. 80% OF NLDERS ARE BELOW 30YRS.

(Their ways of reasoning is a prove)

6. 90% OF FEMALE AND MALE NLDERS ARE SINGLES.

(Yes they are)

7. 90% OF NLDERS SINGLE LADIES ARE FRUSTRATED

(Very frustrated. It's shown in their posts. Hey ladies! still hold on never give up. Nothing good comes easy!)

8. 80% OF STORIES ON ROMANCE SECTION ARE FICTIONS

(This again shows how jobless most nlders are. If they have something to engaged themselves in, they won’t have time to come on NL to create thread on figment stuffs. I wonder what their objectives are. If you know tell me please)

9. 70% OF NLDERS ARE SCAMMERS

(Yeah! Almost every week scammers get busted on this forum. What surprises me is the NL mods. Are the mods condoning scam? I noticed Whenever a scammer is busted and exposed, the mods will quickly take down the thread in which the scammer is busted.
Y'all better be careful and don't give out your vital info to a nlder)

10. 95% OF NLDERS HAVE MORE THAN ONE MONIKERS.

(I'm guilty of this. Mine was as a result of being banned on my main moniker @mimimile93 and I needed to debunk a rumor made by a nlder about me before it goes viral so I created @milemimi93)

11. 60% OF MALE NLDERS ARE PVSSY ASS_WORSHIPPERS

(I was really curious about this asslicking sh!t. I one day sent one of the mods a pm asking if nlders get paid to asslick fellow nlders and the mod's response was NO.
So why do people asslick people they don't and might not get to see? Ass-lickers here are quick to call a mod at a nigga if a nigga disrespects a female nlder. They get mad if a female nlder doesn't reply their mentions. I can list 10 of them. Should I? Hell no! I won't, to avoid being banned again. I just came back from a ban that was supposed to last for 10yrs. Y'all ass-lickers Keep asslicking these ho.es. But I bet y'all will never fvck em ho.es. The only way y'all can get laid is if y'all crawl up a chicken's ass and wait. Fvck y'all ass-lickers and middle finger to the ones whose asses are being licked)

12. 90% OF FEMALE NLDERS ARE DUMB

(amacar is a living prove. The b!tch is so dumb that I can't even put in words how dumb she is. My advice for her is that she should always closed her legs to men and open her mind to learning. amacar sorry I don't hate you. Our beef is over.
Only four female nlders that I believed got something upstairs. They rest are empty skulls.)

13. 80% OF NDLERS LADIES ARE FEMINISTS

(Y'all know them. Don’t you? Oh well! You do)

14. 50% OF NDLERS ARE E-BEGGARS. MALES TOPPING THE LIST

(my pm is filled with them. I can't even check my mails again. I don't know how people really feel comfortable begging. There are a thousand and one things y'all can do to get life going oda than begging. Some are not even honest while begging. They need money to flex but would say the need money to treat one sickness or the other. When I request to see a medical report I won't hear from them again.
Y'all thanks for making me to stop reading my mails)

15. 80% OF NDLERS MODS ARE HOSTILES.

(mynd4 is on the top list. Please don't ask me why. I'm not ready for another ban. That 10yrs ban was like a life sentence.)

16. 90% OF NDLERS LIVE FAKE LIVES ON NL

(I wonder what they gain from being fake. It pays to be real. Please be yourself. If you are poor and needy, politely open up and stop claiming what you aren't. Ya savior might be from here. I got my savior (a psychologist) from the internet)

17. 40% OF NDLERS ALPHA MALES ARE WEAK ASS MUTHAFVCKERS IN REAL LIFE.

(I can bet that with my late girl's pvssy.)

18. 90% OF NDLERS FEMINISTS AREN'T FEMINISTS IN REAL LIFE

(True story. I have encountered some of them off NL and they aren't what they say they are here. So henceforth Mimi won't take NL feminists serious any more. They are lovely people on the other side of life)

19. 60% OF NDLERS JOINED NL FOR HOOKUPS

(cork was right. By their fruits you shall know them. Just be observant.
But Y'all better be careful who you get hookup with. Some may be rapists, scammers or ritualists)

20. 100% OF FEMALE NLDERS HATE MIMIMILE93 FOR NO FVCKEN REASON

(Yeah they do. Always waking my past and judging me. Telling me how good the world would be if my old boy had used a condom. It's fvcked up how people get judged and hated on for being real and how people get loved for being fake

fvck y'all who hate me for no reason)



I got pm from two nlders few days ago asking me if I'm the one using this and that monikers. I guess some persons here tryna imitate me. Please I'm not the one using those monikers. I only use @Milemimi93 and @Mimimile93. I created @Suex few days ago to diss a mod when I was given 10yrs banned on my main monikers and that same day I created @Suex, I was given another 10yrs banned on @Suex as well. I have deactivated @Suex. Don’t let anyone scam you using my name or whatsoever that represents me. I will never ask anyone here for money or help of whatever kind except advice. I'm contented with the little I have. Moma never raised Mimi to be greedy. Thank you

Happy New Month Y'all.
Stay strong, keep ya head up.