Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. - Romance (2)

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Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by MzAmanda(f): 3:37pm On Oct 17, 2014

CuteAnnabelle:
Lol...•That's kinda gross...

tz actually more dan gross...ef dere is anoda word for it

Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Nobody: 4:03pm On Oct 17, 2014

KingTom:
No vex abeg, let me rephrase that "fellow NL wowan wrappers, over to you".

hey, i don't have the slightest idea what you talking about. grin

Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by KingTom(m): 4:24pm On Oct 17, 2014

KiddaBlingzz:
hey, i don't have the slightest idea what you talking about.

The guilty are afraid sir wink

Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Nobody: 4:35pm On Oct 17, 2014

KingTom:
The guilty are afraid sir

yes sir, and they always try to shift the blame wink

Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by ERCROSS(op): 10:49am On Oct 18, 2014

Lordabas:
'Don't trust a woman that can't fart in your presence. She has many secrets'
- Pete Edochie
in (Things Fall Apart)

If Pete Edochie catch u ehn...
grin

Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by ERCROSS(op): 10:53am On Oct 18, 2014

TrollMan:
NO!

Jeez' that's disrespectful.

I can't, Never, Ever.

Broz..
U r missing oooo...
Its fun mehn...
Try it Naa wink

Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Vheektory98(f): 10:57pm On Dec 13, 2016

shockwave91:
When ur both 2geda, jst Lock d door, close all d windows, turn off d ventilation(fans & a.c) and let ur imagination sorry anus run wild.....

ahahaha bia are u a comedian?

Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by babeflenz(f): 11:15pm On Dec 13, 2016

As a matter of fact, me and boo do competition on fart issues o. first to tire.. lol

Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Nobody: 11:19am On Dec 16, 2016

Vheektory98:
ahahaha bia are u a comedian?

Something like that. Though I'm not sure

Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by sunshine46(f): 11:45am On Dec 16, 2016

with me and my ex,farting is a competition

Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by OurworkComNg1: 3:57am On Aug 04, 2018

valdes00:
In d room 2geda wit her
Itunnu: baby I want to fart oo

Me: if dem born u well, try am...

Itunnu: *smiles*...
N dem she drops d bomb KPRA KPRA TA TA

Me: *starts hittin her wit d pillow*....
Rough play starts frm dere, later leadin to straffin.... I love dat babe hen.... She's damn so free wit me.... Na she still b no1... I must marry her

oga, hope you have married her huh

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Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by valdes00(m): 12:10pm On Aug 04, 2018

OurworkComNg1:
oga, hope you have married her

We broke up....
Sad to hear, shey..?

Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by OurworkComNg1: 12:33pm On Aug 04, 2018

valdes00:
We broke up.... Sad to hear, shey..?

oh no!! so sorry about that...

Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by valdes00(m): 2:31pm On Aug 04, 2018

OurworkComNg1:
oh no!! so sorry about that...

You dont have to be sorry... it wasnt ur fault... Its mine I got distracted along the line and it cost us the relationship..... And besides I am married with a kid now... Tho we still talk occasionally...

Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by OurworkComNg1: 3:59pm On Aug 04, 2018

valdes00:
You dont have to be sorry... it wasnt ur fault... Its mine I got distracted along the line and it cost us the relationship..... And besides I am married with a kid now... Tho we still talk occasionally...

we guys sha... don't get distracted this time o. this is marriage o

Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by valdes00(m): 5:29pm On Aug 04, 2018

OurworkComNg1:
we guys sha... don't get distracted this time o. this is marriage o

LOLZ.... Yea you are right.. This Is marriage.... Thanks

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Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Gaspardd(m): 5:46pm On Aug 04, 2018

Ladygorgeous:
fart ke. ..I would b to embarassed to do dat oooh.

PS:am new on nairaland,just registered.

No one gives a fúck if u re new here or not, and btw aw re we sure u re not another jamariwolf?

Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Olubee22(f): 5:55pm On Aug 04, 2018

I release it o, I cannot come and go and kill myself.

Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Hybrid600: 1:57pm On Aug 06, 2018

Olubee22:
I release it o, I cannot come and go and kill myself.

Messy messy grin

Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Olubee22(f): 2:07pm On Aug 06, 2018

Hybrid600:
Messy messy

You're always forming for your babe abi, continue.

Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Hybrid600: 2:57pm On Aug 06, 2018

Olubee22:
You're always forming for your babe abi, continue.

Form Kwa... I had it good with my ex, no restrictions.... She was a real gas bag!!!

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