Goddyss:


Are you sure I'm not him?

Nobodys:
Travelled together in a bus with this hot guy...Gosh he was My perfect version of Micheal Ealy......The journey was awesome, the jokes, the laughter, he even bought a snack for me,..

I thought my charm was working until we got to the park ,came down from the bus, carried our luggage, in my mind I was like," Oga take my number Na"....


We said goodbye to each other.....He had a ring too........

. He was so handsome.

kellz0:
It’s was 2015 during my struggling days...
We were into fuel supply(supplying to rural areas )
We use pickup van then and this car once water touches the engine that’s all for the day

So they was a day we were returning from where went for supplies and we got to this dangerous bush path and our car broke down Jesus!!! ( this path was so dangerous and lonely) and we have about 500k with us from the supply... we tried to fix this car without success .. we were scared as Bleep just me and my second..
All of a sudden three Hausa rearers came out from the bush approaching us, we almost freeze they approached us and asked what we were doing in this lonely path and we explained to them..
They tried helping us pushing the car still yet..
The shocker was when they told us that they can’t leave us alone here that we should take everything that belongs to us in the car while they excort us to where we are going to see Bikeman or anything that we take us to our destination.. mhen I WAS STUNNED.. and these guys followed us for more than an hour until we boarded a Bikeman that took us home that night

Nobodys:
...Why married man dey observe you since beginning of journey?...... these men eh.

skfa1:
My car broke down close to a cemetery while snowing, a white girl showed up with a white pontiac car and helped me out.

I was really happy. I thanked her!!! She told me to follow her with my car showing me the way that leads to the highway around 2am. I saw the highway, flashed her with my headlight and I jumped on the highway.

OPTIMUSPRIME08:
Cant remeber all but....
last year when my family was really pushing me on marriage, not yet rich but they believe i can take care of another, the issue extended to one of my colleagues at the office knowing about it as he was our family friend
Fast foward, unknown to me he met this lady on my behalf after much discussion with her, she needed to see me, i showed up we discussed to a length the response was a negative one because i wasn't with a flashy ride, did not dress to kill (which is never my thing) bla bla bla, the man was disappointed all through the convo
I went home happily cos i hated the idea of finding a wife for me, after two weeks i meet the lady standing on the road side looking so confused, when i approached her she was shy on relating her issues at first but later opened up, i took her to the nearest atm machine gave her my last dou and encouraged her to go pay her fee's
After that day she collected my line i don't know how and never asked her how, called me and hinted on visiting me which i obliged to.
When she came she cooked, we ate after few minutes she took her bath and came back naked at first i was worried and happy but something moved me to hurriedly cover her up and gave her reason's not to act that way she left my house with mixed feeling and up till now she see's me as her hero lol
Sometimes i asked my self how i take run from punny lol
But after laughing at myself, i remind myself not to lose faith in humanity for random act of kindness

mumureloaded:


holy Bleep, that's my birthday too but unfortunately I don't celebrate birthday because I always forget. believe me. don't tell me you were born in 1995

IntrovertedK:
and nobody will tell you to delete it after three days you take it my sister. Me and calls, we are so totally worlds apart. I don't know how to make/answer calls. Generally i have problem relating with people. Like i don't like getting closer to people. So the best i always do is to try and make peopls day and be there for humanity sake. After that, we are so done. I'm like so outta this world. Don't know if there's another like me on earth though. I feel so weird even to myself.

getting closer is the easiest thing for me to do when i need help but concerning the phone call thing, bros you re not alone o we plenty. i so much hate taking calls i don't call people and even when people call, i just stare at the screen wondering why they Couldn't text me instead even texting, i get tired after a short while cus i get bored easily Anytime i open my whatsapp and see how many texts I'm yet to reply, I've ignored or forgotten, I just laugh at my horrible yet beautiful introverted life it is what it is Sha, on some people's WhatsApp, I'm also ignored

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
A girl helped u fix your car? You followed her with a broken down vehicle?

IntrovertedK:
and nobody will tell you to delete it after three days you take it my sister. Me and calls, we are so totally worlds apart. I don't know how to make/answer calls. Generally i have problem relating with people. Like i don't like getting closer to people. So the best i always do is to try and make peopls day and be there for humanity sake. After that, we are so done. I'm like so outta this world. Don't know if there's another like me on earth though. I feel so wierd even to myself.

mgtow:


Lol seems you just didn't want to date her so you 419ly avoided the punñy. Nice one man. Do marry ooo

ultimate77:


If the girl tight upstairs and I miss that opportunity bros my ancestors won't be happy with me

IntrovertedK:
and nobody will tell you to delete it after three days you take it my sister. Me and calls, we are so totally worlds apart. I don't know how to make/answer calls. Generally i have problem relating with people. Like i don't like getting closer to people. So the best i always do is to try and make peopls day and be there for humanity sake. After that, we are so done. I'm like so outta this world. Don't know if there's another like me on earth though. I feel so wierd even to myself.

ganie:
I believe she was judging from our conversation o and she was even serving in army barracks,teaching the officers.

Lol...
If na me eh, make e be say she day teach ARTILLERY... BRO contacts must be exchanged

Nobodys:

You tall, manly, bearded, With a banging body
[b]dipped in hot chocolate sauce [/b]adorned with perfectly chiseled biceps and a deep baritone voice enough to have one's blood flowing through the wrong veins?....

If no, then you're not him dear.... .

OPTIMUSPRIME08:
Cant remeber all but....
last year when my family was really pushing me on marriage, not yet rich but they believe i can take care of another, the issue extended to one of my colleagues at the office knowing about it as he was our family friend
Fast foward, unknown to me he met this lady on my behalf after much discussion with her, she needed to see me, i showed up we discussed to a length the response was a negative one because i wasn't with a flashy ride, did not dress to kill (which is never my thing) bla bla bla, the man was disappointed all through the convo
I went home happily cos i hated the idea of finding a wife for me, after two weeks i meet the lady standing on the road side looking so confused, when i approached her she was shy on relating her issues at first but later opened up, i took her to the nearest atm machine gave her my last dou and encouraged her to go pay her fee's
After that day she collected my line i don't know how and never asked her how, called me and hinted on visiting me which i obliged to.
When she came she cooked, we ate after few minutes she took her bath and came back naked at first i was worried and happy but something moved me to hurriedly cover her up and gave her reason's not to act that way she left my house with mixed feeling and up till now she see's me as her hero lol
Sometimes i asked my self how i take run from punny lol
But after laughing at myself, i remind myself not to lose faith in humanity for random act of kindness

IntrovertedK:
and nobody will tell you to delete it after three days you take it my sister. Me and calls, we are so totally worlds apart. I don't know how to make/answer calls. Generally i have problem relating with people. Like i don't like getting closer to people. So the best i always do is to try and make peopls day and be there for humanity sake. After that, we are so done. I'm like so outta this world. Don't know if there's another like me on earth though. I feel so wierd even to myself.

HeWrites:
Mine was the day a friend that I really trust abandoned me because I don't have money (I was in SS1 then) . We use to take taxi which is 50naira and lap each other and rotate the tf payment. That day I had no money on me, We board taxi and I told him that I don't have any money on me that I will pay our tf for 2 days, he told the driver to stop that I want to drop then he push me out the taxi and went all alone (he has the money to pay and the money will still be the same if we still lap).

I started to trek from school which will take me 2 hours before I get home. 20 mins later, while on my way, someone from somewhere just stopped his bike (not an okada man), ask where I dey go, I told him and he said though his destination is different but he will drop me somewhere close to my destination (30mins trek to my home).

I can't tell how happy I am that day. I never come across till date. About that my guy we are still friends though but I still have the urge to revenge.

Pardon my typos

OPTIMUSPRIME08:
Cant remeber all but....
last year when my family was really pushing me on marriage, not yet rich but they believe i can take care of another, the issue extended to one of my colleagues at the office knowing about it as he was our family friend
Fast foward, unknown to me he met this lady on my behalf after much discussion with her, she needed to see me, i showed up we discussed to a length the response was a negative one because i wasn't with a flashy ride, did not dress to kill (which is never my thing) bla bla bla, the man was disappointed all through the convo
I went home happily cos i hated the idea of finding a wife for me, after two weeks i meet the lady standing on the road side looking so confused, when i approached her she was shy on relating her issues at first but later opened up, i took her to the nearest atm machine gave her my last dou and encouraged her to go pay her fee's
After that day she collected my line i don't know how and never asked her how, called me and hinted on visiting me which i obliged to.
When she came she cooked, we ate after few minutes she took her bath and came back naked at first i was worried and happy but something moved me to hurriedly cover her up and gave her reason's not to act that way she left my house with mixed feeling and up till now she see's me as her hero lol
Sometimes i asked my self how i take run from punny lol
But after laughing at myself, i remind myself not to lose faith in humanity for random act of kindness

Juzec:
lol. You still have the urge to revenge after all these years?

Nobodys:
...Why married man dey observe you since beginning of journey?...... these men eh.