Some men are funny sha..haha. Read and laugh with me or probably bash me.. Your business jor

So some days ago, I was going home from the ever beautiful and bustling ikeja, Lagos. It was late in the evening and around that time all the Lagos workers and business people usually troop out to go home. Different people everywhere, both the ones that are OK o and the ones that aren't. I was around that ikeja computer village area, and was just contemplating how I was going to get home.. Hmm.. Shey I should enter direct to my destination..or Shey make I break am down? Breaking down will save me money but not time, and I didn't really know how bad the traffic would be, as I didn't want to get home too late.
I decided to go for the direct bus. On getting there, I saw it was remaining just one person for the bus to be filled, oh how happy I was, not knowing that was going to be the beginning of my tears in that bus. First first, I saw like 2 'normal' size people and one very fat woman.. Chai . I eventually managed to squeeze myself in after the usual 'Abeg make una help me adjust', without really much effect.
There was a man sitting directly behind me who I only noticed after he shouted 'Yeee' I was like oga what is it, he said I should easy as my I was slightly sitting on him, naso I apologise. All through the journey I wasn't seated comfortably so the sitting position made my top to be coming up, my waist beads were showing, I was embarrassed, I had to consciously be bringing my top down, I even apologised to the 'man behind me', for the free show of waist

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Come here and complete this story.

Sits down to wait for the 'funny' part

Deadlywoman:
Sits down to wait for the 'funny' part

right behind you.

IntrovertedK:
right behind you.

Hands him the popcorn

So I got to my destination o, came down from bus, starting wondering how to get to the main bustop because the place the driver stopped was quite far.. U know how all these danfo drivers behave. They're all crazy in this Lagos . As I was asking driver for directions, 'man behind me' quickly rushed up to me and offered to show me as he was headed for the bustop as well. I said OK fine....
We've not even started walking oga has started talking. He say he likes what he sees and that he's interested in me. He told me what he's into, and he's single, infact, this man gave me a full gist of his life(I no know if na lie sha) in our less than 5mins walk. He even offered to give me a treat that evening, but I had to decline only because say time don go ni on.
Long story short we exchanged numbers, he looked really matured, fresh, speaks well... Hmm.. and I was like 'what the heck', let's just check this one out.
This man called and always check up on me, and we finally agreed to meet on Saturday wen we're both less busy. He kept making mouth about the different hangout spots he knew in the area.. Oshey Mr barman . He called me again on Friday to reconfirm our 'date', I say no shaking.
Come and see how I planned my day na. I washed my clothes and cleaned the house. Then afterwards, Slay queen on fleek, oshaprapra , I quickly checked that my wig was still on fleek, I rushed downstairs to the salon girl 'Aunty Ruka' in front of my house. Told her to quickly give me pedicure and manicure treatment. I was still contemplating whether I should fix lashes self. Money no dey money no dey, we sha must look good
As aunty Ruka was doing her thing, I got a message from 'man behind me' that he's all set to see me and I was like 'me too baby'.. Lol. He said let him quickly rush off to the market to get some things, I said take your time, while gently reminding him of our hangout
Some minutes later this man texted me on, say him Don buy foodstuffs, that when am I coming, that I will come to his house and cook . What?! Eskimi sir, did I hear double ni?! I fess tell Aunty Ruka to stop first.. Yeee aye mi on.. See me see gbese.
Till now I did not even bother to reply him. Thank God I did not save his number. Chai my God, all I kept thinking about is aunty Ruka' s money. The yeye man later texted me again o, that he has finished cooking and he even made smoothie, that I missed alot o. Edakun where is thunder when you need it ehn?

My sister! Thunderstorm must locate his third nut

See foolishness cook I don believe dis

Let me help you cry small ooo

as a patient guy wey I be, I nor dey rush pple to come complete their story... "na dem dey rush us"...

HungerBAD:
Come here and complete this story.

Deadlywoman:
My sister! Thunderstorm must locate his third nut

See foolishness cook I don believe dis

Let me help you cry small ooo

Lool

My dear.. that guy is not well

nanauju:

You are a funny lady, but be careful with strangers.

The 'man wey sabi' who the f**k waste money on eatery food, when you can as well cook such i mean. ..dear op, better husband material dey waka you pass so wey you dey look. No worry, body go tell you.

You even started calling him 'baby'

So you call this funny

I think we all have a different definition of a 'relationship'.
BT OP, communication is key, u could av just replied with "not today" while suggesting an hangout spot u can afford since u were also into him n he does not want to spend on eatery.

This is funny, op I understand how u feel.. Abeg no vex ehn, no give d guy thunder now huh.. Biko

biggy00000:
I think we all have a different definition of a 'relationship'.
BT OP, communication is key, u could av just replied with "not today" while suggesting an hangout spot u can afford since u were also into him n he does not want to spend on eatery.

Exactly my thought
Should have told him not today

Pack Bus here .... Sweet story !

U r the funny character here.
U like him enuf to eat food from eatry but not the food u will cook at home together.
U r just playing to the gallery young lady.
What if eateries don't exist?
Think outside the box next time.
U just may have lost a good homely guy.

HungerBAD:


You are a funny lady, but be careful with strangers.

I understand you.. I really do.. But I think everyone who met and got acquainted once met as strangers, even the social media ones. There's no bad thing meeting in a very public place, which I stand for. But if again you mean we should probably have chatted longer to know each other, instead of how short ours was, I still understand you, and I thank you for your concern

romenna:
U r the funny character here.
U like him enuf to eat food from eatry but not the food u will cook at home together.
U r just playing to the gallery young lady.
What if eateries don't exist?
Think outside the box next time.
U just may have lost a good homely guy.

U try well well u hear. I should go to the house of someone I've barely had communication with. My dear wisdom is profitable to direct o. This ur advice sha is not helpful. Abi u think food is my problem. If we can't meet in public in public on our very first date, please let me be. Thanks though

Btw, eatery isn't the only place that is public. Cinema, fun park or even bar is. There are some things you should know by now

nanauju:


U try well well u hear. I should go to the house of someone I've barely had communication with. My dear wisdom is profitable to direct o. This ur advice sha is not helpful. Abeg u think food is my problem. Thanks though

u said u both kept chatting b4 the date, dats communication n u shud av bn able to discern his kind of person from his chats n response to ur questions. About going to his house, u still wud av ended up there anyway, the eatery outin will not stop his evil plot if he had any. Remember the story of the son of ex deputy gov of ondo who used his gf of many years for rituals?
I am not saying u shudnt be careful wit guys but have ready made questions to reveal people's personality to some extent.
I bliv the guy was not totally funny like u trying to make us bliv, I think u didn't handle the situation maturely.
Good morning and happy sunday

romenna:
u said u both kept chatting b4 the date, dats communication n u shud av bn able to discern his kind of person from his chats n response to ur questions. About going to his house, u still wud av ended up there anyway, the eatery outin will not stop his evil plot if he had any. Remember the story of the son of ex deputy gov of ondo who used his gf of many years for rituals?
I am not saying u shudnt be careful wit guys but have ready made questions to reveal people's personality to some extent.
I bliv the guy was not totally funny like u trying to make us bliv, I think u didn't handle the situation maturely.
Good morning and happy sunday

For what it's worth, I can't go to a guy's house on a first date. And stop trying to play the maturity card here, it makes you look like you don't have a superior argument. Hope you will go to church though

nanauju:


U try well well u hear. I should go to the house of someone I've barely had communication with. My dear wisdom is profitable to direct o. This ur advice sha is not helpful. Abi u think food is my problem. If we can't meet in public in public on our very first date, please let me be. Thanks though

Btw, eatery isn't the only place that is public. Cinema, fun park or even bar is. There are some things you should know by now

did u suggest those places to him n he refused to go with you? U concluded too fast.
N again, it seems u became interested in him because of wat he does n his achievements he told u abt.
He saw a slay queen n he became a slay king immediately. Just may be

nanauju:


For what it's worth, I can't go to a guy's house on a first date. And stop trying to play the maturity card here, it makes you look like you don't have a superior argument. Hope you will go to church though

ok I rest my case. Not going today. Cheers

romenna:
did u suggest those places to him n he refused to go with you? U concluded too fast.
N again, it seems u became interested in him because of wat he does n his achievements he told u abt.
He saw a slay queen n he became a slay king immediately.

Funny enough the guy suggested bar, you're the only person here saying Eatery. It's such a shame you couldn't read past the 'slay queen' spice of the story in drawing your conclusions

nanauju:


U try well well u hear. I should go to the house of someone I've barely had communication with. My dear wisdom is profitable to direct o. This ur advice sha is not helpful. Abi u think food is my problem. If we can't meet in public in public on our very first date, please let me be. Thanks though

Btw, eatery isn't the only place that is public. Cinema, fun park or even bar is. There are some things you should know by now

You are right and you made the best decision. Atleast on your first it should always be public places, anyways I think the guy is cheap self, good call

nanauju:


Funny enough the guy suggested bar, you're the only person here saying Eatery. It's such a shame you couldn't read past the 'slay queen' spice of the story in drawing your conclusions

u hav a funny personality aftèrall.
As a psychologist, I tink ur a lil too quick in decision making.
Temperamental.
Judgemental.
A little bit of bitterness n negative minded.
Poor in human relations n not so intelligent.
Work on these my dear. Cheers

romenna:
u hav a funny personality aftèrall.
[s]As a psychologist, I tink ur a lil too quick in decision making.
Temperamental.
Judgemental.
A little bit of bitterness n negative minded.
Poor in human relations n not so intelligent.
Work on these my dear. Cheers[/s]

Naso

romenna:
u said u both kept chatting b4 the date, dats communication n u shud av bn able to discern his kind of person from his chats n response to ur questions. About going to his house, u still wud av ended up there anyway, the eatery outin will not stop his evil plot if he had any. Remember the story of the son of ex deputy gov of ondo who used his gf of many years for rituals?
I am not saying u shudnt be careful wit guys but have ready made questions to reveal people's personality to some extent.
I bliv the guy was not totally funny like u trying to make us bliv, I think u didn't handle the situation maturely.
Good morning and happy sunday

Damn think, You meet someone in public , chatted a while and GBAM , off you go to his house .... D dude Na stewpid Konjified nigga !!! .... That's not how it's done mehn ..... He already got this girl but fvcked up !!

@NanaUju, u should have known when he asked make una branch for bar at that odd time during una meeting time .... Na DAT ass way u use sit on his legs burst ihm brain

DonroxyII:
Damn think, You meet someone in public , chatted a while and GBAM , off you go to his house .... D dude Na stewpid Konjified nigga !!! .... That's not how it's done mehn ..... He already got this girl but fvcked up !!

@NanaUju, u should have known when he asked make una branch for bar at that odd time during una meeting time .... Na DAT ass way u use sit on his legs burst ihm brain

I don't make comments to please anyone or appear as holier than thou.
People still meet up in public, have good communication on fone for a while, understand each other overtime and meet up at home. I have done it countless times and it's not a crime. I do not pander to the expectations of the sanctimonious.

romenna:
u hav a funny personality aftèrall.
As a psychologist, I tink ur a lil too quick in decision making.
Temperamental.
Judgemental.
A little bit of bitterness n negative minded.
Poor in human relations n not so intelligent.
Work on these my dear. Cheers

U lack
Attention to Details
Scenario based analysis
Decision Efficiency/Effectiveness skills
Human relations

You are :
Temperamental
Judgemental
Generalising
Bittered
and Dumb

Learn how to correct civilly, if it doesn't go your way, don't profile the other person .... Why must she adopt ur view .... u dey there