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Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by blujoi(m): 12:28am On Aug 13, 2018 |
Waoh!!! You hit the bulls eye at the bolded. I wish I could give you a thousand likes for this. Sadly many will not get the message!! Nice one. WORDWORLD: 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by Melison(m): 12:35am On Aug 13, 2018 |
chinchonglee:Na soooooo "na dem dey rush us" |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by oyetpel(m): 7:08am On Aug 13, 2018 |
romenna: I don't know why people like painting other people bad just to make silly jokes about them through their point of view. Why couldn't tell him you can't come to his house? Some Nairalanders are right and perfectionist in their rooms. |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by nanauju(f): 7:38am On Aug 13, 2018 |
WORDWORLD: Thank you very much for this assertion. You were really unbiased in your examination having looked at the situation from all angle, and still letting us know that any action wasn't entirely wrong. And also thank you for communicating your idea without resorting to abuse and immature speech just because of conflict in ideas and reasoning... You're what a true communicator is. As for the man, I lost nothing. I didn't go and I'm still happy I didn't. He reached out to me again and still insisted on making a big deal of me not coming to house for the date, and how meeting people in house makes him connect more(whatever that means) with them. If going to a man's house suits anyone or if a man is used to ladies coming to his for hangout especially on a first date, well that is not my principle, and I'm unapologetic about it 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by romenna: 7:55am On Aug 13, 2018 |
nanauju:indecent dresser with principles good morning. 2 Likes |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by Nobody: 3:42am On Aug 18, 2018 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQsU70xSlAM Nanauju the guy couldn't book a space for dinner for two in the sky, that was why Click on the link not the play mode. |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by Nobody: 11:17pm On Aug 18, 2018 |
romenna: Stop. You're bigger than this 1 Like |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by mrlova: 12:37am On Aug 19, 2018 |
hanty what is wrong in hanging out in his house? is not just to talk and get connected! |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by mrlova: 12:38am On Aug 19, 2018 |
hanty what is wrong in hanging out in his house? is not just to talk and get connected?? and in the case you'd prove worthy to be his wife! now call him and apologize! |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by Nobody: 12:38am On Aug 19, 2018 |
romenna: You're such a big fool. Bastard! Your parents will be turning turning in their graves regretting why they brought an oponu(waste) into this world. The world doesn't need any more nuisance, aswear you're better off mentally deranged and locked up for good, better still go live in a prison, maybe you'll be of much help there, coz you don't even have any positive impact even on your fuckedup life. Re.tArd silly animal, oh! Maybe the zoo animals may pity ur life and offer some shelter and probably some sense to at least think like an animal, since you are very far from the way higher animals think. Lowlife idiot who is nothing in his real life, but running to nairaland to see if he can get some attention. Haha, bros not here. You'll be placed in that ghetto where you truly belong. I know your type very well, just that they don't always think, talk and act like a brainless piece of sh!t like you. You want to force yourself into where you are don't belong, eyeservice m0ron. Let me tell you a history of your family that you don't know about, your mother was(might still be) a classless wh0re, she got pregnant with you by mistake, and she's yet to determine who your real father is and that's why you're a bastard. Your sisters are just like your mother, wh0res, u don't even know whose bed they're on tonight you better keep jumping from one danfo to another, that's the only thing you will ever achieve in life. Silly animal 2 Likes |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by Nobody: 12:45am On Aug 19, 2018 |
romenna: Next time, keep your foolish advice to your mum and sisters. No one needs it here fool |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by Nobody: 12:54am On Aug 19, 2018 |
romenna: Hear yourself cry like a little idiot. Everything you wrote there is the exact definition of who you are. That's why I said you can give the zoo a try, the human world is not a place for a lunatic like you. You're gone already, go work on your mental state bro. Cursed be that hand you used in typing rubbish to someone who did nothing to you |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by Nobody: 1:03am On Aug 19, 2018 |
romenna: Everyone comes online to type one sh!t and claim to know on relationship matters between two people when they can hardly keep their poverty stricken life going together. If she's all for the money, and the man is for the body, story cut short, it didn't work out, why u cari the matter for head like gala?! Are you the said man? You have suffered rejections most part of your life, why acting like it's now a big deal. You better face your life bro and see if you can get out of the spell of your poverty and live your miserable life in peace |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by Nobody: 1:09am On Aug 19, 2018 |
romenna: Hahaha @ bolded.. Attention seeking lonely old fool. You're not even man enough make decisions for your life, you now want to form don.. For nairaland?? Lol.. You've lost it bro.. U need help.. Emphasis on help |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by Nobody: 1:22am On Aug 19, 2018 |
MissJoy29: That idiot has no maturity whatsoever, as a matter of fact, he's a pained man who doesn't even know what his problem is. But if i meet him in reality I will beat poverty out of his body, and put sense into his empty skull. Dude talks thrash and think he can get away with it. Not in reality, and definitely not on nairaland |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by nanauju(f): 10:02am On Aug 19, 2018 |
romenna: Shut up fool 1 Like |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by Nobody: 11:21am On Aug 19, 2018 |
blujoi:they broke af, that is what's wrong |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by MissJoy29(f): 1:45pm On Aug 19, 2018 |
Sexonmomma:Don't mind him. 1 Like |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by Originalsly: 1:47pm On Aug 19, 2018 |
nanauju: Hmmm....after reading this...it is clear what mode she was in!...cook?....that kind word be taboo!...and some here still wondering why she been looking for ehmmm.....thunder! Nice write up!....cracked me up! But you adventurous. ...who knows....maybe guy been baiting you...you visit...next thing we be reading Nairalander Missing. Any more adventures??...do share. Waiting. ...impatiently. |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by nanauju(f): 3:14pm On Aug 19, 2018 |
Originalsly: Haha.. I sure will jare. At least I know people like you are willing to hear 1 Like |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by Nobody: 4:35pm On Aug 19, 2018 |
Wilfredpat22: Stop hiding under a female moniker. You're a man, be a man and act like a man 2 Likes |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by AreaFada2: 3:03am On Aug 25, 2018 |
MissJoy29:My dear since the dude saw waist beads and her portable waist, all he wanted was edible catering and browsing her web. Inviting her to a bar was just the first phase to get her to agree. Later he noticed that the girl was very enthusiastic to see him in their conversations (calling him baby for example). He felt he had already got the girl and she'd probably come to his house. He had probably succeeded in getting other girls he'd rated classier/seemingly harder to get that way in the past. Remember OP described him in a positive way. But he got too cocky and showed his hand too soon. Had he taken OP to a bar near his house, behaved impeccably and hyped himself some more and later that day invited her to his house, she probably would have gone with him and "we for nor hear fiam from OP". 2 Likes |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by MissJoy29(f): 7:56am On Aug 25, 2018 |
AreaFada2:You are so damn right! The guy definitely needs to know that not every lady behaves the same way. What worked for A may not work for B. I especially like the part you said @he got too cocky and showed his hand too soon. That was his undoing. In all, considering what attracted him in the first place to the lady, I still believe the guy behaved like a sex-starved pervert. |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by Nobody: 5:58pm On Aug 25, 2018 |
nanauju: Hahahaha Laugh wan kill me oooh !!! Hey, I take God beg you, Please don't go to somebody's house that you don't really know for the first time oh. As God is protecting us, lets try our best to be safe as well. What happen to buying the smoothie when you go to ICM? 1 Like |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by columbus007(m): 6:46pm On Aug 25, 2018 |
nanauju:see this one!so them they clapp for you and you dey happy, ode niyen sha,but ko kon mi. |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by Nobody: 9:19pm On Aug 25, 2018 |
funmisticqueen:how much for one night stand with you? |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by Nobody: 9:38pm On Aug 25, 2018 |
MYND44ISANIDIOT:£128,000, non negotiable. pm me and let's discuss if you are interested |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by cronsberg: 11:19pm On Aug 25, 2018 |
MissJoy29:before nko, what is suppose to attract him to the lady in the first place? Her personality? Her brain? Are u women even serious at all? One way or the other, every guy who toasted any girl was first attracted by her assz, or breastz, or waist as in this case, or long sexy legs etc not some superficial thing like personality and what not. Whatever the guy was attracted to on the lady, u will still call him a pervert as if it was a bad thing to be attracted to something on a woman. What do u even think guys mean when they say they are attracted to so and so girl? Do u think they mean her humour or intelligence? Stop thinking that men think the way women do cuz we are completly different in thought process |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by nanauju(f): 12:00am On Aug 26, 2018 |
columbus007: Lol. Look at this attention seeking old mu.mu. How do you live your life being Stuupid and fooliish at the same time, it must be really hard. if you don't have any thing meaningful to contribute Run along before you will be given same treatment sexonmomma gave to romenna. |
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by XwhY(m): 11:22am On Aug 26, 2018 |
The part I fess tell Anty Ruka to wait first really got me laughing. But you should have just declined meeting in his house that day and tell him ma be later. He might be the man for you. |
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