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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by PrincessB1(f): 5:42pm On Sep 10, 2018
timidapsin:
Now I know why i wake every morning feeling tired with body pains...
What have you been doing to me every night when I visit? cry
Same thing you use to do that makes me feel tiredcry
Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 5:45pm On Sep 10, 2018
bidemz:
I felt like slapping myself when i eventually found out I've been desperately looking for my phone in my room one particular night for about 30 minutes while it's in my pocket grin

Share yours
dude .. that shiit is crazy.. I almost an exam because I was looking for my door key which was inside my pocket.. even found out after writing my exam.. I was just swearing for that key

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by KingSlayer1(m): 5:45pm On Sep 10, 2018
After cooking with a stove, I picked up a bottle containing water(I THINK...)
I opened it, Poured it into my palm so as to put off the fire.
I did it the 1st time and the second time, the fire didn't go off (still can't figure out what's going on, going for the 3rd)
Behold, I received a Hot Backhand, It was my Mum.
Oh! I had kerosene in hands!

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by gift01: 6:03pm On Sep 10, 2018
Went to use the Gents in church and forgot to zip up. The first usher(female) looked in my direction and wanted to faint; the second(female) just threw her face elsewhere as I was walking towards her. That was when it occurred to me that my John Thomas was there peeping at the congregation through my boxers

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by cosmos1440: 6:07pm On Sep 10, 2018
miracood:
DEM PLENTY

like...THINKIN DAT AWOLOWO WAS A SAINT.
to you ibos, "the fear of the Yorubas is the beginning of wisdom" . . . yes , Awolowo was a saint . Argue with your phone.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Damseldammie(f): 6:07pm On Sep 10, 2018
oluwasegun007:
Dip my hand inside my shorts while wacthing t.V with siblings while my hand is massaging my balls.... grin grin grin

very bad habit... undecided undecided undecided
Irú yin pò... You're not the only one guilty of that but probably most guys
Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by OhiOfIhima: 6:13pm On Sep 10, 2018
PrincessB1:
Enebeni ami, eyinyi'ra o

Eyaah.. Sorry jaree

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by jmichael(m): 6:15pm On Sep 10, 2018
lilmax:
was at the atm when I was supposed to withdraw 100k, but I pressed 300k...lol, anyways I took the 100k and left, so others picked the 200k grin

wanted to buy iPhone X with the money but later found out the money isn't complete grin

well, went to another atm and withdrew 450k, so no problems cool


Mumu, oya run inside your room fast!
Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by anjilgreat(f): 6:21pm On Sep 10, 2018
ugybabe2020:
Went to Atm,waited for 2hours only to discover it was my schl ID i came with.I nearly cried that day.

Lol!

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by OfficialBianca: 6:30pm On Sep 10, 2018
grin
donbachi:
Spending my last 3k home and abroad buying soup things.to meet empty gas cylinder.
Ewoooooooooooooooooooo
Jisos of Nazareth
Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by timidapsin(m): 6:32pm On Sep 10, 2018
PrincessB1:

Same thing you use to do that makes me feel tiredcry
How does me feeding you make you tired?
Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by dexterbam(m): 6:32pm On Sep 10, 2018
Amaureen:
GOING TO SCHOOL WITH MY CHARGER AND EXTENSION ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT I FORGOT MY PHONE AT HOME. I WAN CRY DAT DAY.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by INDUSTRIALFAN(m): 6:33pm On Sep 10, 2018
bidemz:
I felt like slapping myself when i eventually found out I've been desperately looking for my phone in my room one particular night for about 30 minutes while it's in my pocket grin

Share yours
lol. Went out to hangout with friends and got high. I managed to drive back home, parked the car and went to bed. Woke up the next morning and I was shocked and started panicking. Why? My car was stolen from my compound. I have no idea how the thief did it but the somehow stole the car and closed the gate without me hearing a sound probably cos I was too High. Called my friends and I was weeping like a baby. My friends rushed down to my house and called my phone asking me to come outside(at this point, they were laughing and I got so pissed at them for making fun of my misfortune). When I got to the gate, the first thing I heard from outside the gate was "oboy... You be bastard o" grin I was asked to throw my house key over the gate which I did and when they opened the gate, I stepped out and there my car was parked in front of the gate. What happened was I got home drunk, since I was out of my mind, I locked the car, climbed the car as it was parked close to the fence and jumped into the compound and into the house to sleep because I couldn't open the gate when I wasn't in my right mind. grin grin I've never felt so stupid in my life.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by JuanDeDios: 6:35pm On Sep 10, 2018
frozen70:


It's my choice of name
Interesting. Makes me draw images in my head.
Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Nobody: 6:39pm On Sep 10, 2018
onojalynk:
I entered a grocery store bought stuffs of almost #3000 naira paid and collected my change, then left the stuffs on the paid desk and started walking out of store..the woman had to call me back to come carry my stuffs...
i do this A LOT cheesy
Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by patexcool(f): 6:43pm On Sep 10, 2018
after standing at d ATM for more than 30mins only to get to my turn I find out that it was Voters card I was holding instead of my ATM card.
Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by clems88(m): 6:48pm On Sep 10, 2018
Dipping my EBA into my washing hand bowl thinking it was soup grin

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Joystark(f): 6:49pm On Sep 10, 2018
oluwasegun007:



May i know if you're a virgin? if yes no problem, If no....well, ok, no problem.
smh
Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by anjilgreat(f): 6:51pm On Sep 10, 2018
Mistakenly using two table spoons of coffee to make tea while taking coffee for the first time absentmindedly thinking that I was using Milo.

I was sleepless all night in addition to profuse sweat and terrible headache that was as if my brain wanted to pull out.

Even when it was daybreak, I was greeting people good night instead of good morning. They were so scared of my behavior.

I became so scared of taking coffee afterwards. It took me about 15yrs later, which happens to be this year before I had the guts to drink coffee again.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Nobody: 6:51pm On Sep 10, 2018
This thread is damn funny, been laughing shit out
Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by INDUSTRIALFAN(m): 7:02pm On Sep 10, 2018
naturefellow:
Many years back, purchased a supposed body cream from a supermarket. It had a peppery sensation on my skin whenever I used it. That felt odd but I kept using it anyway. I told a friend who came visiting, and he took a look at the cream only to discover that it was the hair relaxer from the same cream manufacturer I had been using.

Went shopping with a older relative in a supermarket. The first item I needed and picked was Nixoderm, that little green thing. I fiddled with it as i walked accompanied my aunty around examining the aisles for her needs. And while at that, I had dipped the Nixoderm in my back pocket, assuming it was one of my personal effects, like phone or key holder, the likes. I was a fun day at the supermarket until we got to the counter to check out when a security personnel confronted me for shoplifting...

When was the last time you tried to explain something you never understood... ?

grin

this shit happened to me in ShopRite at the Palms mall Lekki.mine was a small bottle of perfume and was the size of my Nokia torchlight. I had just finished receiving a call and instead of pocketing the phone, I absent mindedly pocketed the perfume. I was about leaving when the security accosted me and said CCTV caught me shoplifting. I was like "me?" How when? Only for him to check me and lo and behold, they the shit was. I was embarrassed in their backroom. Slaps from different angles, was made to write a statement after which the police men at the gate were called to arrest me. cry . Those bastards gave me another round of slaps in the security post and pepper sprayed me. Finally gave my sis number for them to call and she came with her boyfriend to bail me. I was not myself for days. Was working at the mall then too and that mistake cost me my job at the mall. I used to work in MAX FASHION then. That was in 2016. I still avoid my former colleagues whenever I go there to buy stuff cos I doubt they believed it was not intentional.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by freethinker01: 7:20pm On Sep 10, 2018
Could remember back then when I was writing my school cert, it was mathematics. I had a small note I scribbled some jottings and a hundred nairaland note in my pocket. As I realised the external invigilator was searching everyone, I just dipped my hand inside my pocket brought out a piece of paper, immediately, I threw it inside my mouth. It was when I was chewing it I realised the taste was different from an ordinary piece of paper... I had to trek home that day cuz that's my t-fare.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by smiliyB(f): 7:24pm On Sep 10, 2018
ugybabe2020:
Went to Atm,waited for 2hours only to discover it was my schl ID i came with.I nearly cried that day.

Omg!!!!your own funny dieee! chaiiihahahahaha

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by femifemi1(m): 7:24pm On Sep 10, 2018
Imagine throwing out the N20 T-fare through the window thinking is the puff puff wrap paper, only to open the left hand and see the puff puff wrapper.

2. Going from one ATM machine to another, even enter keke marwa twice, finally get to the front of the 4th ATM machine. And behold ATM card dey house. cheesy

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by adebolaojesanmi(m): 7:25pm On Sep 10, 2018
i could remember searching for my own phone using my phone's torchlight. grin.and i wasn't even drunk oo.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Mypeople2(m): 7:26pm On Sep 10, 2018
They are many my people.I cooked egusi soup with enough ingredients and I was getting ready to eat But I decided to take a little nap while the food was on fire.I was woken up by my neighbour asking me what was burning.The food got burnt totally .I wept that day
The second one was when I travelled to a far distance from my state for a government job interview and after doing all the rigorous training and waiting for the interview, I totally forgot the code used .They tried all the numbers I gave and they said ,it can't be found .That means at the field of exercise and at the interview room, I gave them wrong code.I just came out and looked at the sky and said " who don do me na"?

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Olatara(f): 7:32pm On Sep 10, 2018
toffyz:
This happened to my uncle, I was in secondary sch then, my uncle wanted to make a compliant to the principal..he drove all d way from home to sch about 4kms not knowing he wasn't putting on any foot ware and he was well dressed and set for work that morning... BH he made sure he sees d principal dh day....lol
You must be a bad boy.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by PrincessB1(f): 7:33pm On Sep 10, 2018
timidapsin:
How does me feeding you make you tired?
You sabi talk sha undecided
Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by noble2faith(m): 7:43pm On Sep 10, 2018
PrincessB1:

You sabi talk sha undecided
Shebi na u day answer him. Na u dey ginger him naw

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by kebliss(m): 7:45pm On Sep 10, 2018
Mine was using a pinch of cement thinking it waz potash to make soup..
Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by prettyjo(f): 7:55pm On Sep 10, 2018
can remember when i was searching for my glasses not knowing I was putting it on.And to think I was wondering why I was seeing so clearly.
2)was the day I wanted to drink tea,I scooped the milk and Milo .it was when I wanted to pour the hot water that I realized I turned the cup upside down.
3)the day I wanted to drink water,I opened the laboratory incubator thinking it was the refrigerator.
4)The fourth one is very funny
Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Adadioranma79(f): 7:56pm On Sep 10, 2018
Walking thru a make shift mosque filled with praying Muslim faithfuls in broad day 7years ago in sabon gari area of kano state. Still don't believe that I made it home in one piece that fateful day. To think that I was putting on a jean and a top, thought my world ended wen I realized what had just happened.

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