₦airaland Forum

The bank twitted.

Do ask God and let us know what he says. Tell him
we'd like to open a branch there for our customers
if there is one :-)

Who go be the branch manager

Dem no well

They should sack their head if marketing department. All these clueless banks to keep money there now is even scary. When they come with all ds unreasonable policies and adverts my brother liquidation comes to mind.

PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
Who go be the branch manager

Angel Michael, he won't allow thier useless charges.

My bank and I

Most Nigerian political would never know the branch.cos it's off their route

lame attempt to be funny..

checkout my siggy, place your orders from alaba market we get it 4 you at flat rates

Publicity stunt

I think Daddy freeze will love to be branch manager. That is if he has not started receiving Jobs since he switched to online church....

Who else think this tweet doesn't make sense thus useless?

Heaven replied: we don’t keep or spend money off corrupt acts here. Tell all APC politicians to close their accounts with you then, we’d revisit your proposals.

I don't even understand what they wrote there.

Unprofessional

This post is as dry as Buhari's integrity.

In a attempt to drop a savage post one may drop a silly and unprofessional post.

FCMB, better luck next time.

PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
Who go be the branch manager

fucking mockery

New generation bank operating an old model style.

Them don start

lol..

sammirano:
Dem no well

Lol Dem no well

Religion remains one of the biggest problem of the country.. Aside thieving politicians

How is this front page material?

There is no banking in heaven.

This looks more of a continued conversation

Yes na. They had already sent most of their customers to heaven with their overcharged loan repayment.

Posted by an atheist.

Yet they only have one branch in the entire Ondo state.

Tell the tell the Oga kpatakpata of FCMB to prepare now and meet God for further negotiations, he go ask "you and who"

I those on that buying private jet will be there costumer ,lol

this is wat weed can cause

Abeg what exactly person go dey do for heaven if its real Bow down and worship God all day forever