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okikiosibodu:
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This shaku shaku thing looks very true.
We cant trust all these young muscians with all these songs cos where the feet of some steps, is beyond them, all in the bid to get fame and money.
May God help us.

M

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Kisses

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If someone is looking at ur phone when u are in a bus

Just put on ur front camera to let him see his face...siaa next time you go mind your own business

When serving ur food at home
Your mom will give you the head of the fish instead of d tail
After complaining, she will tell you that you are the head and not d tail

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okikiosibodu:
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Confirm: Yes that is my email. Lol.

Because Your Parents Are Not Educated, You even collect money to go and buy Photosynthesis and Locomotion
Satan himself shock for you

This is Nigeria, A country where an okada driver will tell a person driving a Range Rover
" Oga carry this container comot for road "

You'll just be chilling under AC, watching TV and NEPA will remind you that NO CONDITION IS PERMANENT

Hehehehe

Hehehehehe

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Hmmm
some people​ will be writing "Ph", just because they cannot spell "POTTACUT"

Sha memorize the spelling now

If you want to confuse all your girlfriends; just photo grid all of them and write "My sisters and the love of my life"....
They will reply with "Babe that's so sweet

When the pastor says "open to the book of Romans" you will start sleeping
But when a girl says "open my blouse" you will do that in 5 seconds and draw her bra like someone starting generator... don't worry bro... the devil is happily gathering your firewood

Dear aunty,
If you notice a brother changing his usual sitting position at church to come sit close to you during service next sunday, please do not panic, know that this is an intentional move we the Association of Single and Believing Brothers (ASBB) have agreed to make.
Since some of you fine sisters are always rushing to go home after service without giving us a chance to come over and say hello, and somehow try to start a conversation by asking you how service went, we too have decided to be aggressive in our approach. Enough is Enough, we cannot keep waiting on you sisters to understand that it takes us about 3-5 minutes after the close of service to decide on the perfect moment to come over. Another 2-4 minutes to charge ourselves up in the spirit and gather the supernatural courage we need to make that short missionary journey over to your seat. Then an extra 2 minutes to try and convince ourselves that the pickup lines we have memorized are the perfect conversation starters that will work the magic. But Some of you sisters will not allow us to be great, before we can finish our warm up routine piiiiaammmmm! You have carried your bag and disappear.
I wish some of you can understsnd the mental energy it takes a man to make that Damascus trip from where he is sitting to where you are. I know you must have probably heard of stage fright, but some of us have what we call 'approach fright', most men cannot successfully walk up to you without forgetting all the nice lines they have memorized. It's that much of a big deal for Christian brothers. Sometimes it takes the grace of God to remember the starting. If you pay attention to our expression you will notice, if we cannot remember the beginning we start from the ending, that awkward moment when he comes and the first thing he says is, "awwwn, sister I like your Bible." Don't blame him my Dear, that line is supposed to be the conclusion of the wooing, but since he cannot remember the starting what should he Do? Stand there and be looking?
So, next Service day, the plan is to sit close to where you will be sitting and wait for that faithful moment when Pastor will ask the congregation to walk up to 5 people and welcome them to church with a handshake.
hehehe my dear sister proving difficult to approach, we will welcome you to church with a handshake like 50 times until the ushers separates us. Pray that Pastor doesn't ask us to welcome our neighbour with a hug, it is saw the ushers will use to separate us, since you people don't have conscience. Afterall Scripture says that only the violent taketh it by force!..
Oh Lord! Please help your sons, if we don't woo your daughters in your presence, in whose presence will we woo again? Who?
Signed
PRO
F: Association of Single and Believing Brothers

Old pipo will act as if they know everything Until when is time to load airtime

When you just had unprotected sex with a stranger, you start seeing strange things. Even vehicle number plates be like HIV654, STD143, DIE980...

R.I.P Micheal Jackson..
Sorry its coming late.
I did not have phone when you died.

When you just had unprotected sex with a stranger, you start seeing strange things. Even vehicle number plates be like HIV654, STD143, DIE980...

I think we have to start removing some people from this forum, especially those who can't: reed,spale,or spick gud Englis

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

I remember the day my ex sent me breakup messages, and mum asked me what am I reading? I told her," tips to cook delicious food " then she said why are you crying? Then I replied," I've reached where they are cutting onions.

Joke of the Day
Teacher:- Who is Ur favourite Celebrity?
Akpos:- Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Teacher:- Spell it.
Akpos:- I'm joking. It's A.Y

okikiosibodu:
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

lol

okikiosibodu:
I think we have to start removing some people from this forum, especially those who can't: reed,spale,or spick gud Englis

Change begins with you. Oya start.....

vivie01:

Change begins with you. Oya start.....

Epp me

Uncle Lai Mohammed saga..... Threatening Israel