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SEASON 2 IS ABOUT TO KICK OF FULL, JUST AS WE TAKE RIDE THROUGH THE JOURNEY OF SEASON 1 OF SEX NA FOOD, HERE IS THE SEASON 2

ROLL CALL

FROM YOUNGZUBI

SORRwY FOR THE DELAY.....

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Na my guy dey help me do the mention to avoid prevent me from being banned


So my people here is season 2 of sex na food

Make una land because i don land back

Present... Oya... Start

pradoic:
Abelranking,
Make una land because i don land back

Me don de here since last year. Ride on Youngzubi

See a go slap person Sense for here oh...why my name no join for that Rollcall na ?

Following now

Gallantly present

Wait wait wey my Name, see if u no put my name we die here or else I go call Spata for u

#FeedMeMore
More inspiration Bro

hope say de tombo never finish CU's I done grab my sit no,,,,,no drag am abeg

E be like Say this season two go swt pass seasonooooh youngzubi carry go, u be the master

paprika212:
E be like Say this season two go swt pass seasonooooh youngzubi carry go, u be the master

We share the same thought


Ride On Boss


More Cash to your account
Besides, did you win that Facebook Competition?

I FIT BE SECOND JESUS BY YOUNGZUBI

EPISODE 5

GBEDU

THE GAMER (2)



I tear eye open as heavy headache begin hammer me for head, like sey my village people dey pound yam ontop am, i begin feel the environment slowly, although i still dey feel pain all over my body and again the smell wey i dey inhale, everything around me just dey smell sick and hospital, na when i sight a lady wey wear short gown, gloves and white scarf standing and facing one table like that, with injections and some contents wey dey inside bottle i confirmed my curiosity sey na hospital bed i dey lay down so...
"i begin try sit up but E just be like sey i forget my body parts somewhere, ahhhhh!!!! I scream when sharp pain pierced through my skull as i try shake my head....
" oh no!, the lady nurse shout as she forget wetin she bin dey do and rush me for wia i don dey cry ontop bed....
" Heey! You don wake, ewo! Chai stop crying make i rush go call doctor"although i know sey the lady nurse dey follow me talk, but if i yan you sey i understand wetin she dey rap just know sey i dey fistyle una better lie because na pain i just dey feel all over my body.....
"E no tey after the lady nurse run comot, i sight one young man dressed in the same uniform with the nurse rush inside with the nurse,the man reach out for one machine like and begin scan all mybody after him don use something check my chest, maybe him won know if i still dey breath well...
"he shift the device go one-side as he motioned the nurse to bring him the tray, sharpaly he grabbed an injection and pierced it into my vein and released the whole contents, like sey nah jazz the man nack me, i begin feel somehow, the pain begin subsidize till i enter better sleep....
"nurse!" the doctor yan as he turn and face the lady nurse...
"sir, she yan..
" you can now call the man that brought him, let him know that the boy is now awake"the doctor yan as he exit the room....
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SPANA
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with better sun wey dey waya peson for head as we begin come down from our plane wey just land Nnamdi azikiwe international Airport, omo who yan sey nija no be better place, the feeling wey i bin get now shows that nothing fit be like home, as i no won make people so or notice me i begin do everything swiftly and fast, immediately i grab my mini traveling bag viam!, i dash outside through the exit door, xain on the other hand just busy dey yan like pikin wey breast milk don over sweet.....
"as i don book better hotel online, so all i need na to direct the taxi man, as time no too dey for myside onto sey i still get some other jeenz wey i won settle before the day runs out....
" siiiiiiiiiiiii!!! Bros you dey go"one slim shout as he interrupt my thought, still waving a bunch of keys he yan" bros come na make we go, my taxi still clean and intact"he yan
"ehn, ok bros na baystar hotel i won ball" i yan walking towards the guy....
"ahhh!! Alaye you na better nija brought up sef, oya enter make we dey go...
" sharparly i shuk head enter the taxi, as the slim guy enter and start the motor and enter road....
Everywhere just quite as we experience small holdup, after about 28mins later the taxi pull up for front of baystar hotel..
" oga we don reach baystar"the taxi guy yan she he switch of him motor engine,....
" ok, you go follow me reach inside make i withdraw from ATM"i yan as i tear the side door open and begin match inside the hotel in the company of the taxi guy
"immediately i step inside the hotel premises, as i won begin find the atm stand, the taxi guy onto sey him nobi new comer for there shout" oga na there the atm dey".... Ok i yan as we move towards there sharpaly
"jejely i slot in my card quitely onto sey i nor trust Nigerian atm, but thank sey the tin no fumble as E just begin vomit some cashes...
" i count some naira notes and foward am to the taxi guy, who begin poo teeth dey hail me as he waka go drive him taxi comot...
" pheeeeew!!! “i sighed and begin match enter the hotel, since my room is already booked, no need for long tin so sharparly i located room 115.....
"slide in the key as the door jah open and give way as shuk head inside and jam the door...
" wow" i yan as i relax well ontop the massive bed wey cover one corner of the room, i go like go see my people for village at least before i go enter big mama matter, E don too tey wey i see abi hear from my ma'le last, and again i go like see my piki, that reminds me sey i be person papa, chai i no do well at all!, how i go just heartless reach like this, i just abandon my only true and real achievement in this life so far, wether na boy abi girl i nor even know, what if agness abort the pikin chai Godforbid bad tin, no i must go settle things with my family them, see my pikin before i go come face this battle wey i nor even sure wether i go survive am, but if i die in peace with my family and knowing who my pikin be omo i go just dey smile as my spirit go fly go meet baba God...
"God abeg make E be sey my pikin dey alive, i begin pray dey wait make tomorrow come....
To be continued
Stay tuned
Still Youngzubi

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Be encouraged.
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As i hear Big Mama my body jst de sweet me,that witch go collect oh

I FIT BE SECOND JESUS 5 BY YOUNGZUBI

SNF S2 EPISODE 6 BY YOUNGZUBI

GBEDU

TORI WEY LENZ
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LASCARD


as everything now clear for my eye, as E take start and happen but i tank God sey na like this E take end, if yan una sey i dey happy as i take get this accident eh some of una go dey wonder why, from wia i lay down ontop hospital bed i begin watch as a man at his early 60's walk in together with the doctor, with him look and composure i believe sey na better good man he be, he walked up to and placed a his palm ontop my forehead, chai for like 5mins i begin feel fatherly love....

"hello young boy, how you doing now" the man yan....

"i dey fine sir",i yan....

"oh glory be to God, dont worry my dear all will ok once your parents alive", he ya as i jab up instanta at the mentioning of parents, does it mean my papa and mama dey come, to comfirm my ever burning corusity, i asked

"who be my parents??.....

" what?, the man replied with a confused and questioning face....

"boy dont you know your parents," the doctor asked as i nor gree talk again after the man's question

"i no get parents" i yan feeling disappointed as usual, so dem nor even know my parents i thought inwardly...


"are you an orphan?, the man asked....


" wetin be orphan sir, na street boy i be, since i begin grow up i never see my papa and mama even i nor get name sef, i yan as tears just dey drop from my eye....


"boy stop crying ok, there is no need for that, oh doctor lets stop this conversation please it seems the little boy is hurting emotionally, which I dont think is good for his current health condition,can we discuss in your office?, the man yan facing the doctor who nodded his head in affirmation to the mans request, he wiped my face with a handkerchief before they exit the ward......

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SPANA



"finally network gree enter the sim card, i bin struggle with my old sim since but the tin just dey write emergency call only, i don remove and put am back like fifteen times now, since morning nahim be the only tin wey i just busy dey do chai see as sweat take gather for my head,i grab a face towel and wipe off heat because i dey sweat inside AC, i enter my phone contacts begin scroll through my contacts till i came accross my ma'le number, i begin sweat uneccessary again as i begin fidget with my phone, chai the truth be sey i don do my ma'le bad tin, i don over do am, for the fact sey na she born me i nor suppose follow am talk the way i did the last time we yan for phone, but never relent i still gather mind and dial the number

"tuuu tuuu! The phone begin ring, i kukuma seize my breathing as i begin pray sey make she carry her call, i nor sey she go dey vex for me asin hot one.....

"i nor get choice than to go increase the AC as my mama never picked up after i don call her three times....

" i begin feel somehow, E nor just normal for my ma'le to dey side my call like this, normally she go pick the call and begin bombard me with insult wey no go even last before she go calm down,i released a long sigh as i made to try her line again when my phone indicate an incoming call,...... Sharpaly i press the green icon and placed the phone on my ear....

"hello!, hello!, i yan enter the phone with out checking who the caller is...


" hello spana welcome back! ", a deep voice narrowed into my ear through the speaker, i was taken aback but onto ruggedness i jab moral and follow up",

"hello na who i dey follow yan", i yan


"hahaha, na person wey you no go like see again" the voice reply


"onto wetin na, area yan clear make i follow you rob mind, which one be person wey i nor go like see" i reply back


"hmmm i see, but make my word, check wetin time dey talk now and todays date, spana your fall is near, you go cry and beg!!" the voice shouted


"guy wetin happen why you dey shout enter my ear" i reply still trying to process tins, becos for the fact sey the person tell me welcome back E mean two tins either the person follow me from jamica or the person na bad witch to notice sey i don arrive nija, so i begin co operate jejely.... Abeg na who i dey follow yan, i replied still...


"no rush to know me because i go show full soon, i don return for revenge, now na my turn, i don return for you spana, your fall don come as i dey follow you talk so, your pa'le and ma'le dey under my custody that one na just for a start and believe me i go forward you a photo of your papa head once this call end, red shadow don rise!, i don return for you get ready for battle!!!........

Tuuu tuu tuuuu!!!, the phone rang off as i was left in deep confusion, no not now, only if my parents dem go fit dey out of this matter, i ready to fight with my last blood!!,now the AC dey blow hot as sweat just dey drop like water oh no i nor fit

I text enter my phone interrupting my thought, i slide through the screen and wetin my eye see no gree me breath well....... Nooooo God why!!!!!!!


To be continued still your guy youngzubi

[/quote][quote author=Youngzubi post=71041088]Welcome my people,as the matter take dey be,we go soon enter another gbeducous journey full of joliment,for the tori reader dem,as E dey hot,the matter go dey drop without long tin,biko i take baba wey sidon jeje for up wey nobi ontop our roof but heaven,abeg make we change our mind set for this season 2,wetin i bin try yan una be sey make we dey try comment,see eh! if comment dey land as the tori sef dey land,both me wey dey write am and una wey bin read am go dey happy!!,the tin go dey mix like beans and bread as we go dey use likes and shares to dey dilute am,

Tori lenez!! the tin go bam die!,as oyinbo people sef don shuk head join the matter,make una remember o!


nobi sey i won begin long talk for hia,but i go like make everi body join body follow dey contribute,i nor fit know how good abi bad the tori take be if una nor talk am

if e get mistakes wey bin dey trouble ya mind,biko no delay!,kai kai samah the gbaski and halla my name ontop am,believe me i go tear race shuk mouth for the matter


so my people una welcome..

THREAD OPEN.....

STILL YOUR GUY YOUNGZUBI



click here to read season 1

sex na food(PIDGIN comedy edition)story of a rugged guy by youngzubi

https://www.nairaland.com/4604676/sex-na-food-pidgin-comedy?_e

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Thanks Youngzubi for the update

Why e be say na Parentz the alway suffer for this kin matter self...tor make we see hw Spana go do thingz

Spana you've got to be strong jare...

Both Big mama nd red shadow dey learn work I believe you joor..

I can't miss this story even for a date in Eko hotel ...

welcum back my man.....................buh please can u make it 2-3 update a day....thankz bro with u only i STAND!!!

Keep it coming bro. Na man you be

youngzubi u do well.

Nice work Youngzubi.....fire on joor