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Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 1:24pm On Dec 18, 2018
This story is dedicated to every Nigerian youth and teenagers, as usual i will be writing the story pidgin simply because most of my fans preferred it that way,please you guys have to be patient with me since i won't be posting everyday.

Since i'm not the type that like talking too much i'll go straight to the story. Stay tuned




PROLOGUE


I must hama!
Either i make am or i go die trying my own lapi no go hang lie lie this magga must pay!, oyinbo pipo go get sense but no be now wey i don buy hp God punish village pipo!. "Bigi banty continued lamenting as he kept on punching on the keys of his new hp laptop,fvck you black slut na de only reply those oyinbo pipo keep sending him each time he massage them saying "i get business plan for you but i go need 20,000 dollars before i go tell you".

After de last oyinbo man wey dey give him small green light ended up blocking him he let out long breathe and said, this lapi na fake, 20 facebook account, 10 Gmail addresses, 18 yahoo mail account notin to show for the hustling not even shishi nbanu i must listen to kobo and add plus to this hustle biko, yes i go follow am go meet that him baba, "He concluded and pack his gadgets.




From where they sidon inside a yellow danfo bus, just him and kobo as the driver, Big banty body don dey hot already he no just get chill ontop the matter at all as na how them go fit arrange quick kidnap dey him mind,God abeg help my hustle maake this tin go successful he prayed silently as soon as they spot a teenage boy standing beside the road,kobo taped the dafo gear as dem begin drive near the boy.


Dan stood by the roadside waiting patiently for danfo wey dey go mowe-ibafo in ogun state,plenty thoughts running through his mind how that pastor go talk sey make him mama follow am enter room for spiritual consultation then send him wey carry her mama come go outside sey make he go find pregnant lizard for cleansing ah! Him na fake! Joor "Dan concluded,he wasn't going to get any stupid lizard at mowe-ibafo again as the pastor had said he go just return to Able God Ministry where he had left his mother with the fake pastor, he made to turn and walk back to the church but unfortunately for him,he was oblivious of his environment two strong hands grabbed him and hit him into oblivion.




Stay tuned for this fascinating piece.

Episode one dropping soon

Abeg help me mention people as u land

I go still mention my people dem in the evening..

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Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by tojahh(m): 1:31pm On Dec 18, 2018
Na me fezz reach here.... las las, I go feature for this one.

Ride one. Old Warri day your back.
Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by economia1: 1:54pm On Dec 18, 2018
Youngzubi:
This story is dedicated to every Nigerian youth and teenagers, as usual i will be writing the story pidgin simply because most of my fans preferred it that way,please you guys have to be patient with me since i won't be posting everyday.

Since i'm not the type that like talking too much i'll go straight to the story. Stay tuned




PROLOGUE


I must hama!
Either i make am or i go die trying my own lapi no go hang lie lie this magga must pay!, oyinbo pipo go get sense but no be now wey i don buy hp God punish village pipo!. "Bigi banty continued lamenting as he kept on punching on the keys of his new hp laptop,fvck you black slut na de only reply those oyinbo pipo keep sending him each time he massage them saying "i get business plan for you but i go need 20,000 dollars before i go tell you".

After de last oyinbo man wey dey give him small green light ended up blocking him he let out long breathe and said, this lapi na fake, 20 facebook account, 10 Gmail addresses, 18 yahoo mail account notin to show for the hustling not even shishi nbanu i must listen to kobo and add plus to this hustle biko, yes i go follow am go meet that him baba, "He concluded and pack his gadgets.




From where they sidon inside a yellow danfo bus, just him and kobo as the driver, Big banty body don dey hot already he no just get chill ontop the matter at all as na how them go fit arrange quick kidnap dey him mind,God abeg help my hustle maake this tin go successful he prayed silently as soon as they spot a teenage boy standing beside the road,kobo taped the dafo gear as dem begin drive near the boy.


Dan stood by the roadside waiting patiently for danfo wey dey go mowe-ibafo in ogun state,plenty thoughts running through his mind how that pastor go talk sey make him mama follow am enter room for spiritual consultation then send him wey carry her mama come go outside sey make he go find pregnant lizard for cleansing ah! Him na fake! Joor "Dan concluded,he wasn't going to get any stupid lizard at mowe-ibafo again as the pastor had said he go just return to Able God Ministry where he had left his mother with the fake pastor, he made to turn and walk back to the church but unfortunately for him,he was oblivious of his environment two strong hands grabbed him and hit him into oblivion.




Stay tuned for this fascinating piece.

Episode one dropping soon

Abeg help me mention people as u land

I go still mention my people dem in the evening..





Give me your whatsapp number I beg, ei get watin I won tell you I beg.

See my own here, 08157361329 I go happy if you hi me for whatsapp
Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 2:44pm On Dec 18, 2018
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Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by Ann2012(f): 2:53pm On Dec 18, 2018
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Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by genius43(m): 3:26pm On Dec 18, 2018
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Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by Gaston22(m): 3:38pm On Dec 18, 2018
Let Me Sit Here And Order For Drinks And Food .. Youngzubi Am Here To Stay .. I Always Enjoy Ur Works
Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by Kelblaq(m): 3:41pm On Dec 18, 2018
And my spirit just tell me make i login today.. cheesy
Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by EmmyCC: 7:48pm On Dec 18, 2018
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Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by Abdulreheem(m): 10:11pm On Dec 18, 2018
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Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by bolinjkezzy(m): 10:45am On Dec 19, 2018
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Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by emperorblog21(m): 12:59pm On Dec 19, 2018
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Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by Deyoungne: 1:29pm On Dec 19, 2018
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Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by Danicomrade(m): 1:56pm On Dec 19, 2018
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Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by princemontam(m): 7:00pm On Dec 19, 2018
Gbam.....ghostGbam.....ghostGbam.....ghost mode deactivated
Youngzubi bring it on.
I don carry my sit along with my bread and zobo con sit down yagata
Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by rowdymind(m): 8:16pm On Dec 19, 2018
Na Pipu Like Us Dem No Dey Invite, Pradoic My Man Show Face, Gbedu Don Land!!!
Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by okrikaboi: 12:01pm On Dec 20, 2018
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Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by MrsEvakinqz(m): 12:46pm On Dec 20, 2018
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Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 7:09pm On Dec 20, 2018
Naija yahoo life

Episode 1 by youngzubi



Guy today match make sense at least we were able to win 2 : 1 against those boys. "Fred said to his friends as they walk home from field.

Yes despite sey na we papa mates dem be. Sam replied.

But wait o,una noticed how Nona just dey play like person wey him preek don turn oversize. Mike chipped in as the five friends stopped abruptly, they all turned and stared at Nona who's mind was far from his body.

His friends had stopped walking nobody was talking they all held their boots with other football accessories and watched as Nona walked away absent minded, watin the problem fit be na something non of them couldn provide answer to.

He was in deep thought trying hard to remember how good his life was before he met that old man last week, only if he had known he wouldn't have spared the man even a second look, a week ago he went into the forest in search of firewood when he saw an old man struggling to carry some wooden logs to his home situated in deeper part of the forest,Nona offered to help the man so he carried the wood to his hut which looks better as shrine than a home, in return the old man gave Nona a colourful necklace which he wore instantly without thinking twice that moment marked the end of his natural existence as he could now see things, things that baffles him he now fear darkness such that pray and wishes night would never come.

Ha! thank God e work, "Mike said and threw the stick he had used to struck Nona to bring his sense back.

E yee! My head Mike! You won kill me? Nona screemed as he dash towards Mike.

Abeg na to bring your sense back, no hit me that punch na help i just help, mike pleaded.


But come o Nona wetin happen, why you just dey behave strange this days or is it because of our plan to go join yahoo yahoo . Fred asked as they all gathered around Nona with their gaze fixed on him.

Which Yahoo Yahoo? See i don already tell una this thing before i'm never interested in exploiting peoples hard earn money all in the name of G business. Nona said and made to move but was held back by his friends.

Ok that one aside, tell us what's troubling you? Why the sudden cold attitude because normal you wey we know na home theater you be asin your noise dey always loud pass. Gaffa said as others nodded in affirmation.

Wetin? I don't understand abeg make una clear road.He said and made his way through his friends and headed home he didn't like where their question was heading to so he just had to leave them before he would be forced to say something that might bring more damage to his new being.




Papa if person dey fly for dream na bad tin? Nona asked his father that evening when they all lay outside their compound to receive fresh air because there was no light.

Fly? Mr Dike asked taking his eyes away from his phone that he had been busy with.

Yes papa fly.

With plane abi in Edo people style.Mr Dike asked with his gaze fixed on his first son.

Err?

Answer me.

Erm! Papa na my friend Mike talk sey he selaw himself flying for air in his dream. Nona lied because he couldn't confide in his father.

Oh if that is the case he should tell his father since he is a man of God. Mr dike answered.

But papa

Don't papa me again please,tell me how una no go fly for dream when you won't sleep like normal human being.Go to sleep my friend! He said to his son.

Nona stood and walked into his room though he was afread of what the night had in stock for him.







He saw himself standing alone in a thick forest everywhere covered in darkness,the environment was very calm as one could only hear sound made by insects but he wasn't afraid,he looked around the surrounding nothing seems to be giving clue about what he was to do so he took a path and started walking barely meters away from where he was standing an unknown voice spoke from a far distance, he was trembled due to the fact that the voice was scary and again he wasn't familiar with such tune so he took to his heels and continued running till he burst out beside a river bank, he rest his back on a big rock situated just beside the river as he continued exhaling and inhaling air quicker than normal to regain his lost energy then suddenly he felt the urge to drink. He went closer to the river and started gulping water with the help of his two palms, he was about to take a last gulp from the river when he noticed that the river was colored, red to be precise on seeing that Nona sprang up and was about to run when he saw some groups of old women pointing at him from middle of the river to him he wasn't seeing clearly because those women were actually hanging on the river surface with red blood stains on their lips.

Come to us!. They chorus in uniform.

Noo!! He screamed and woke up, he ran to the bathroom and when he saw himself on the mirror hanging on the bathroom wall there were blood stains on his mouth,Nona became more confused than ever.


To be continued stay tuned

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Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by Arhyohme(m): 7:37pm On Dec 20, 2018
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I dey hia I dey follow line by Line
Word fr word...
Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by emperorblog21(m): 9:49pm On Dec 20, 2018
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Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by Danavast(m): 10:40pm On Dec 20, 2018
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Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by Deyoungne: 7:51am On Dec 21, 2018
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Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by rowdymind(m): 8:25am On Dec 21, 2018
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Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by okrikaboi: 9:12am On Dec 21, 2018
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Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 12:42pm On Dec 21, 2018
tojahh:
Na me fezz reach here.... las las, I go feature for this one.

Ride one. Old Warri day your back.

tojahh:
Na me fezz reach here.... las las, I go feature for this one.

Ride one. Old Warri day your back.

Abi na wink
Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 12:45pm On Dec 21, 2018
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Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 12:45pm On Dec 21, 2018
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Re: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 12:47pm On Dec 21, 2018
rowdymind:
Dis na vampire settings oh...Nona ti turn vampire diary


I just feel like adding some horror stuff to the story but next update go be base on the title matter

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