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How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by Nobody:
I invited a girl over to my house. We have been dating for over 5 months now but I haven't tasted the honey pit yet. So she came over and before then we have been chatting dirty on Whatsapp all day long.
She came over sha and after watching movies and the refreshments, we got frisky and kissed and smooched and when I was about to open her door she said no.
I was like shocked cool shocked its like this girl is playing hard to get. I used all my lines to persuade her, tried to beg her and even tried to sweet talk her. But my guy e no work o. As I was trying to enter by force I realized that if I went in like this, I might rape this girl..
I left her on the bed and went to the bathroom and quietly jerked off. She was even surprised to see my dick flaccid but she didn't say it.

.guys masturbation is good but too much of it isn't.
Its better to jerk off than to rape a girl or pay good Money to prostitute. Instead of paying 10k, why not buy data of #500, buy data and watch some good porn?
Guys, give yourselves brain

There was also a time konji held me, I wanted to go to a brothel to release, on getting there I was like why am I doing this?
I went home, put my phone on xvideos and released my self.
I slept like a baby

Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by TheOdd1sOut: 11:03am On Oct 26, 2018
here2fuk:
I invited a girl over to my house. We have been dating for over 5 months now but I haven't tasted the honey pit yet. So she came over and before then we have been chatting dirty on Whatsapp all day long.
She came over sha and after watching movies and the refreshments, we got frisky and kissed and smooched and when I was about to open her door she said no.
I was like shocked cool shocked its like this girl is playing hard to get. I used all my lines to persuade her, tried to beg her and even tried to sweet talk her. But my guy e no work o. As I was trying to enter by force I realized that if I went in like this, I might rape this girl..
I left her on the bed and went to the bathroom and quietly jerked off. She was even surprised to see my dick flaccid but she didn't say it.

.guys masturbation is good but too much of it isn't.
Its better to jerk off than to rape a girl or pay good Money to prostitute. Instead of paying 10k, why not buy data of #500, buy card and watch some good porn instead of wasting money to just pour sperm?
Guys, give yourselves brain
true talk

Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by Fuck:
Okay.

GCOF - Grand commander of the order of fappers.
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by benzene00: 11:05am On Oct 26, 2018
All these underage Children on nairaland sef
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by Nobody: 11:06am On Oct 26, 2018
Lol it's actually better, I think masturbation is not bad esp when in moderation
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by CreepyBlackpool: 11:08am On Oct 26, 2018
Nice one brother *applause*

I hereby nominate you for self-servicer of the year
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by MyVILLAGEpeople(m):
grin grin grin

Vaseline crew will be so happy seeing this.

And talking about porn if you wanna jerk off. These murderers can help u out. Chereokeedass, Mia khalifa, miz booty, Jada fire, mis Cleo, big ass Bleep, Victoria cakes, sugar hill, mo weta, Ayana Angel, Mhiz pink, etc and you will thank me later. grin
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by Nobody: 11:13am On Oct 26, 2018
grin
MyVILLAGEpeople:
grin grin grin

Vaseline crew would so happy seeing this.

And talking about porn if you wanna jerk off. These murderers can help u out. Chereokeedass, Mia khalifa, miz booty, Jada fire, mis Cleo, big ass Bleep, Victoria cakes, sugar hill, mo weta, Ayana Angel, Mhiz pink, etc and you will thank me later. grin
my nigga

Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by Nobody: 11:14am On Oct 26, 2018
LukeSkywalker78:
grin grin grin gringrin
see your life? Them fit ban you
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by MyVILLAGEpeople(m): 11:15am On Oct 26, 2018
here2fuk:
;Dmy nigga
grin grin grin
Nasoo
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by Nobody: 11:19am On Oct 26, 2018
MyVILLAGEpeople:
grin grin grin

Nasoo
you know any other site like xvideos
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by MyVILLAGEpeople(m): 11:22am On Oct 26, 2018
here2fuk:
you know any other site like xvideos
x videos dey give me anything I want na. I hardly use other sites. especially those big black ass videos grin
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by Nobody: 11:24am On Oct 26, 2018
MyVILLAGEpeople:
x videos dey give me anything I want na. I hardly use other sites. especially those big black ass videos grin
their names
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by NOC1(m): 11:26am On Oct 26, 2018
benzene00:
All these underage Children on nairaland sef
Is it not better you jerk off in peace than been accused of rape.
Whatever that will make you stay away from crime do it. Age got nothing to do with masturbation I have seen an adult jerking off before.
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by Nobody: 11:27am On Oct 26, 2018
NOC1:
Is it not better you jerk off in peace than been accused of rape.
Whatever that will make you stay away from crime do it. Age got nothing to do with masturbation I have seen an adult jerking off before.
tell am o
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by MyVILLAGEpeople(m): 11:28am On Oct 26, 2018
here2fuk:
their names
I already gave some up there. But I just type big black ass, huge ass, Black pusssy, Naughty America xvideos, Big African ass xvideos,

But for lovers of big ass. just type big booty or big ass xvideos, big black ass xvideos and u would testify to me later grin
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by IamPlato(m): 11:29am On Oct 26, 2018
...

Hope You Know That All Of Us In Here Are going To Hell Tomorrow
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by Nobody: 11:31am On Oct 26, 2018
MyVILLAGEpeople:
I already gave some up there. But I just type big black ass, huge ass, Black pusssy, Naughty America xvideos, Big African ass xvideos,

But for lovers of big ass. just type big booty or big ass xvideos, big black ass xvideos and u would testify to me later grin
screenshot am abeg
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by Nobody: 11:31am On Oct 26, 2018
IamPlato:
...


Hope You Know That All Of Us In Here Are going To Hell Tomorrow
undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by MyVILLAGEpeople(m): 11:36am On Oct 26, 2018
here2fuk:
screenshot am abeg
bro don't have enough data for that
besides check it out na. am damn serious.
That is what I watch, anytime I feel like watching porn
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by Nobody: 11:45am On Oct 26, 2018
MyVILLAGEpeople:
bro don't have enough data for that

besides check it out na. am damn serious.

That is what I watch, anytime I feel like watching porn
issokay
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by TheOdd1sOut: 11:50am On Oct 26, 2018
LukeSkywalker78:
See wetin i see o
guy you no day fear ban
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by Donmedrac: 11:51am On Oct 26, 2018
MyVILLAGEpeople:
grin grin grin

Vaseline crew would so happy seeing this.

And talking about porn if you wanna jerk off. These murderers can help u out. Chereokeedass, Mia khalifa, miz booty, Jada fire, mis Cleo, big ass Bleep, Victoria cakes, sugar hill, mo weta, Ayana Angel, Mhiz pink, etc and you will thank me later. grin
I don't like Jada fire too slim but Victoria cake own ehn tongue
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by MyVILLAGEpeople(m): 11:55am On Oct 26, 2018
Donmedrac:
I don't like Jada fire too slim but Victoria cake own ehn tongue
tongue

Chereokeedass na the main murderer

She's the queen of dem all tongue
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by MyVILLAGEpeople(m): 11:57am On Oct 26, 2018
LukeSkywalker78:
See wetin i see o
Naa
This is not it na
Search black ass xxxx
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by TheOdd1sOut: 11:59am On Oct 26, 2018
MyVILLAGEpeople:
tongue

Chereokeedass na the main murderer

She's the queen of dem all tongue
chei. Victoria cakes
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by frizzy092(m): 11:59am On Oct 26, 2018
I LOve this thread. grin
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by MyVILLAGEpeople(m): 12:03pm On Oct 26, 2018
TheOdd1sOut:
chei. Victoria cakes
Bro

chereokeedass has A1 when it comes to cowgirl style. Watch their videos and contrast.

The way that her ass dey bounce on diccks na dye tongue
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