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How Masturbation Saved Me! by GuyWise(m): 7:04pm On Aug 23, 2021
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

This is not in any way a means to encourage masturbation but to tell you guys how masturbation saved me.

I know alot of people see MSTbation as evil and all that but to me it's actually a saving grace and has been saving me since I became 18.

Had it not been for MSTbation I would have been given HIV two months ago.

I am always suspicious of people especially girls because they know I am a rich guy 'a millionaire' so they always make attempt to grab me by all means.

One girl in my street almost trapped me with a pregnancy that wasn't mine, the story is that, We were not enemies and then again we were not friends, on 3 August she started acting closely to me doing as if she has suddenly developed some kind of feelings for me and bringing me some gifts and all that.

Now fast foward to 10 August after I have closed my shop I went home and then to the kitchen to prepare something to eat and then a knock came, went to the door to check who was there lo and behold Gift is at my door with her sleeveless clothe that was revealing her chest.

Gift I don't think I ever invited you? Yea I know answered Gift, just came to check on you she dragged herself in and sat in my cushion as a gentle but smart Guy I offered her my brand, she drank and started telling me of how she no longer have boyfriend and how and why she broke up with her last boyfriend even though I didn't ask her.

It's around 10 pm now my food I have not prepared I am now getting unease with her, Gift left her chair came to where I sat and giving me green light to go ahead putting her head on my chest and all that.

It's 10:30 pm Gift saw I wasn't interested in her so she started accusing me of being impotent cheesy and how she have heard stories of my impotency.

I got up and went straight to my room brought out my Nivea creme brought out my android phone went to thrash where I kept my arsenals selected MILF brought out my dick and started MSTabting in front of her.

Handled my prick with seriousness, had my cum within 6mins, told her I wasn't impotent, gave her an appointment in 4 weeks to come for sex if her hands are clean and after we have done test to ascertain our health issues with the bill being on me.

Gift left my house at 11:30 pm and on 20th August she has called out one guy in my street for impregenanting her.

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Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Cerebellum: 7:08pm On Aug 23, 2021
You're a Mumu OP grin

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Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Daveambition(m): 7:11pm On Aug 23, 2021
NL operators..
How can i double like this post & send a {chop knucke} smiley to the op..?

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Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Lilsameey: 7:13pm On Aug 23, 2021
GuyWise:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

This is not in any way a means to encourage masturbation but to tell you guys how masturbation saved me.

I know alot of people see MSTbation as evil and all that but to me it's actually a saving grace and has been saving me since I became 18.

Had it not been for MSTbation I would have been given HIV two months ago.

I am always suspicious of people especially girls because they know I am a rich guy 'a millionaire' so they always make attempt to grab me by all means.

One girl in my street almost trapped me with a pregnancy that wasn't mine, the story is that, We were not enemies and then again we were not friends, on 3 August she started acting closely to me doing as if she has suddenly developed some kind of feelings for me and bringing me some gifts and all that.

Now fast foward to 10 August after I have closed my shop I went home and then to the kitchen to prepare something to eat and then a knock came, went to the door to check who was there lo and behold Gift is at my door with her sleeveless clothe that was revealing her chest.

Gift I don't think I ever invited you? Yea I know answered Gift, just came to check on you she dragged herself in and sat in my cushion as a gentle but smart Guy I offered her my brand, she drank and started telling me of how she no longer have boyfriend and how and why she broke up with her last boyfriend even though I didn't ask her.

It's around 10 pm now my food I have not prepared I am now getting unease with her, Gift left her chair came to where I sat and giving me green light to go ahead putting her head on my chest and all that.

It's 10:30 pm Gift saw I wasn't interested in her so she started accusing me of being impotent cheesy and how she have heard stories of my impotency.

I got up and went straight to my room brought out my Nivea creme brought out my android phone went to thrash where I kept my arsenals selected MILF brought out my dick and started MSTabting in front of her.

Handled my prick with seriousness, had my cum within 6mins, told her I wasn't impotent, gave her an appointment in 4 weeks to come for sex if her hands are clean and after we have done test to ascertain our health issues with the bill being on me.

Gift left my house at 11:30 pm and on 20th August she has called out one guy in my street for impregenanting her.
,..Chaiiii,...Op..
Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Simdyofficial(f): 7:14pm On Aug 23, 2021
Soapy will give you gonogono soon. grin
Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Orgasmgiver123(m): 7:15pm On Aug 23, 2021
GuyWise:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

This is not in any way a means to encourage masturbation but to tell you guys how masturbation saved me.

I know alot of people see MSTbation as evil and all that but to me it's actually a saving grace and has been saving me since I became 18.

Had it not been for MSTbation I would have been given HIV two months ago.

I am always suspicious of people especially girls because they know I am a rich guy 'a millionaire' so they always make attempt to grab me by all means.

One girl in my street almost trapped me with a pregnancy that wasn't mine, the story is that, We were not enemies and then again we were not friends, on 3 August she started acting closely to me doing as if she has suddenly developed some kind of feelings for me and bringing me some gifts and all that.

Now fast foward to 10 August after I have closed my shop I went home and then to the kitchen to prepare something to eat and then a knock came, went to the door to check who was there lo and behold Gift is at my door with her sleeveless clothe that was revealing her chest.

Gift I don't think I ever invited you? Yea I know answered Gift, just came to check on you she dragged herself in and sat in my cushion as a gentle but smart Guy I offered her my brand, she drank and started telling me of how she no longer have boyfriend and how and why she broke up with her last boyfriend even though I didn't ask her.

It's around 10 pm now my food I have not prepared I am now getting unease with her, Gift left her chair came to where I sat and giving me green light to go ahead putting her head on my chest and all that.

It's 10:30 pm Gift saw I wasn't interested in her so she started accusing me of being impotent cheesy and how she have heard stories of my impotency.

I got up and went straight to my room brought out my Nivea creme brought out my android phone went to thrash where I kept my arsenals selected MILF brought out my dick and started MSTabting in front of her.

Handled my prick with seriousness, had my cum within 6mins, told her I wasn't impotent, gave her an appointment in 4 weeks to come for sex if her hands are clean and after we have done test to ascertain our health issues with the bill being on me.

Gift left my house at 11:30 pm and on 20th August she has called out one guy in my street for impregenanting her.
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Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by GuyWise(m): 7:16pm On Aug 23, 2021
Simdyofficial:
Soapy will give you gonogono soon. grin
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Soapy is better than accepting a pregnancy that was never mine.

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Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Wawelexy(m): 7:16pm On Aug 23, 2021
A mouth action would have been enough.

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Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Idamond: 7:17pm On Aug 23, 2021
so you mean vasline crowd should continue? ba
Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Goldbw122(m): 7:20pm On Aug 23, 2021
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Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by louwheez: 7:20pm On Aug 23, 2021
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Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Simdyofficial(f): 7:23pm On Aug 23, 2021
GuyWise:

Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Soapy is better than accepting a pregnancy that was never mine.
what happened to condom? Well its your life- I see no sin in it.. Satisfy your self but don't pregnant your hands o tongue
Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by donbachi(m): 7:25pm On Aug 23, 2021
Masturbation causes blindness...help ur family and friend by saying "NO" to it.
Nobody get money now for gofundme.
Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by GuyWise(m): 7:33pm On Aug 23, 2021
donbachi:
Masturbation causes blindness...help ur family and friend by saying "NO" to it.
Nobody get money now for gofundme.
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Stop telling lies, the sperm you release from MSTbation is the same sperm you release in a round of sex with a girl just that MSTbation is saver from many problems ranging from unwanted pregnancy and STDs.

I have been MSTbating for 8yrs and I am not blind so when will this blindness come?

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Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Johnholmes: 7:34pm On Aug 23, 2021
Guy masturbation doesn't cause blindness .infact it makes a brother think clearly and prevents against sti,pregnancy and unnecessary unfaithfulness .
I am definitely pro soapy grin

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Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Bluezy13(m): 7:48pm On Aug 23, 2021
donbachi:
Masturbation causes blindness...help ur family and friend by saying "NO" to it.
Nobody get money now for gofundme.

Which kind small pikin lie be this

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Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by T0BY(m): 8:02pm On Aug 23, 2021
This is how you mislead people with nonesense.. i pity such people tho.. masturbation is very bad. avoid it.
Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by fati2001(m): 8:39pm On Aug 23, 2021
So you are 26 years old?

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Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by yarimo(m): 8:56pm On Aug 23, 2021
Op which of the branch are you from? I am the chairman Vaseline crew sambisa forest
GuyWise:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

This is not in any way a means to encourage masturbation but to tell you guys how masturbation saved me.

I know alot of people see MSTbation as evil and all that but to me it's actually a saving grace and has been saving me since I became 18.

Had it not been for MSTbation I would have been given HIV two months ago.

I am always suspicious of people especially girls because they know I am a rich guy 'a millionaire' so they always make attempt to grab me by all means.

One girl in my street almost trapped me with a pregnancy that wasn't mine, the story is that, We were not enemies and then again we were not friends, on 3 August she started acting closely to me doing as if she has suddenly developed some kind of feelings for me and bringing me some gifts and all that.

Now fast foward to 10 August after I have closed my shop I went home and then to the kitchen to prepare something to eat and then a knock came, went to the door to check who was there lo and behold Gift is at my door with her sleeveless clothe that was revealing her chest.

Gift I don't think I ever invited you? Yea I know answered Gift, just came to check on you she dragged herself in and sat in my cushion as a gentle but smart Guy I offered her my brand, she drank and started telling me of how she no longer have boyfriend and how and why she broke up with her last boyfriend even though I didn't ask her.

It's around 10 pm now my food I have not prepared I am now getting unease with her, Gift left her chair came to where I sat and giving me green light to go ahead putting her head on my chest and all that.

It's 10:30 pm Gift saw I wasn't interested in her so she started accusing me of being impotent cheesy and how she have heard stories of my impotency.

I got up and went straight to my room brought out my Nivea creme brought out my android phone went to thrash where I kept my arsenals selected MILF brought out my dick and started MSTabting in front of her.

Handled my prick with seriousness, had my cum within 6mins, told her I wasn't impotent, gave her an appointment in 4 weeks to come for sex if her hands are clean and after we have done test to ascertain our health issues with the bill being on me.

Gift left my house at 11:30 pm and on 20th August she has called out one guy in my street for impregenanting her.
Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Palazee(m): 9:02pm On Aug 23, 2021
Ogun catch all of you quoting op’s post


Person no go read comment in peace

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Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Johnsown1(m): 9:04pm On Aug 23, 2021
GuyWise:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

This is not in any way a means to encourage masturbation but to tell you guys how masturbation saved me.

I know alot of people see MSTbation as evil and all that but to me it's actually a saving grace and has been saving me since I became 18.

Had it not been for MSTbation I would have been given HIV two months ago.

I am always suspicious of people especially girls because they know I am a rich guy 'a millionaire' so they always make attempt to grab me by all means.

One girl in my street almost trapped me with a pregnancy that wasn't mine, the story is that, We were not enemies and then again we were not friends, on 3 August she started acting closely to me doing as if she has suddenly developed some kind of feelings for me and bringing me some gifts and all that.

Now fast foward to 10 August after I have closed my shop I went home and then to the kitchen to prepare something to eat and then a knock came, went to the door to check who was there lo and behold Gift is at my door with her sleeveless clothe that was revealing her chest.

Gift I don't think I ever invited you? Yea I know answered Gift, just came to check on you she dragged herself in and sat in my cushion as a gentle but smart Guy I offered her my brand, she drank and started telling me of how she no longer have boyfriend and how and why she broke up with her last boyfriend even though I didn't ask her.

It's around 10 pm now my food I have not prepared I am now getting unease with her, Gift left her chair came to where I sat and giving me green light to go ahead putting her head on my chest and all that.

It's 10:30 pm Gift saw I wasn't interested in her so she started accusing me of being impotent cheesy and how she have heard stories of my impotency.

I got up and went straight to my room brought out my Nivea creme brought out my android phone went to thrash where I kept my arsenals selected MILF brought out my dick and started MSTabting in front of her.

Handled my prick with seriousness, had my cum within 6mins, told her I wasn't impotent, gave her an appointment in 4 weeks to come for sex if her hands are clean and after we have done test to ascertain our health issues with the bill being on me.

Gift left my house at 11:30 pm and on 20th August she has called out one guy in my street for impregenanting her.

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Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by DSC7: 9:07pm On Aug 23, 2021
Nawaooo ooo shocked...

Wetin i no go see for NL no dey exist... lipsrsealed...

Problem no dey finish Truely...

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Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Polynek(m): 9:36pm On Aug 23, 2021
Mehn d girl no go blv wetin she use Her eyes see grin grin

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Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by JONSYN7154: 11:59pm On Aug 23, 2021
This is "gorilla" story. grin grin
Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by MVLOX(m): 4:22am On Aug 24, 2021
The babe na Demonic Serpent
Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by luizpippo(m): 5:42am On Aug 24, 2021
yarimo:
Op which of the branch are you from? I am the chairman Vaseline crew sambisa forest

cheesy
Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by RedEnergy: 5:50am On Aug 24, 2021
The person that named you Guy Wise will make heaven grin

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Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by bularuz(m): 7:32am On Aug 24, 2021
It's not masturbation that saved you
Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Gadafii: 9:29am On Aug 24, 2021
Make I spread my tent here hoping to see righteousness strolling into the thread cheesy

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Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by aumusa: 12:46pm On Aug 24, 2021
Vaseline saved ops soul grin
Re: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Edyice: 1:00pm On Aug 24, 2021
donbachi:
[/b]Masturbation causes blindness..[b].help ur family and friend by saying "NO" to it.
Nobody get money now for gofundme.



Lie Mohammed will be very pleased with your growth in telling lie

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