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Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:20pm On Oct 30, 2018

Lemme set the ball rolling.

My date was pricing a box of pizza as take away. The waiter said it was #3500. He didnt agree and he was even arguing with the waiter that he bought it N2500 the previous day. It was so embarrassing that I stylishly left him there and moved to wait for him at the place his car was parked.

Share yours.

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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by 1johnjohn(m): 12:21pm On Oct 30, 2018

Next time ..just chill by him...you are strong lady so be strong with ur date

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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by TheOdd1sOut: 12:23pm On Oct 30, 2018*

QueenBelle:
Lemme set the ball rolling.

My date was pricing a box of pizza as take away. The waiter said it was #3500. He didnt agree and he was even arguing with the waiter that he bought it N2500 the previous day. It was so embarrassing that I stylishly left him there and moved to wait for him at the place his car was parked.

Share yours.

#3500!!!
That's ridiculous!!!

Here's mine sha...

There was this babe I was targeting on campus back then. She was probing hard to get and I was doing all I can to get her attention.
She finally agreed to go in a date with me.

But as fate would have it, i was having a running stomach that day. I had taken some drugs and felt relieved. I could have called to cancel but I thought I was fine. Moreover, I had bragged and told my roommate not to cook my dinner. Twenty minutes after I got to the restaurant with my date, I went to the toilet.

As we started eating, I felt like farting. Instead of me to excuse myself, I sat down there thinking it was going to be those silent kind of fart, unfortunately, the fart came out loud and smelling. It was so bad that my cool new jeans was stained with faeces. Don’t even ask me how the rest of the day went. It was so embarrassing that I wished the ground could open up and swallow me.

QueenBelle:
lol

To all the guys who wants to tear me apart for leaving my date alone, I actually offered to pay but he refused

Is that so?

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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by ChewingStick(m): 12:25pm On Oct 30, 2018

smiles, lemme take a seat

Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:30pm On Oct 30, 2018*

QueenBelle:
P.S...
I offered to pay for him but he wouldn't hear of it. So I let him be

1johnjohn:
Next time ..just chill by him...you are strong lady so be strong with ur date

lol

To all the guys who wants to tear me apart for leaving my date alone, I actually offered to pay but he refused

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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:32pm On Oct 30, 2018

TheOdd1sOut:
#3500!!!
That's ridiculous!!!

Here's mine sha...

There was this babe I was targeting on campus back then. She was probing hard to get and I was doing all I can to get her attention.
She finally agreed to go in a date with me.

But as fate would have it, i was having a running stomach that day. I had taken some drugs and felt relieved. I could have called to cancel but I thought I was fine. Moreover, I had bragged and told my roommate not to cook my dinner. Twenty minutes after I got to the restaurant with my date, I went to the toilet.

As we started eating, I felt like farting. Instead of me to excuse myself, I sat down there thinking it was going to be those silent kind of fart, unfortunately, the fart came out loud and smelling. It was so bad that my cool new jeans was stained with faeces. Don’t even ask me how the rest of the day went. It was so embarrassing that I wished the ground could open up and swallow me.

Next time, you'll excuse yourself

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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:35pm On Oct 30, 2018

It was the day the girl nearly made my duck burst with all the romance and kissing but she didn't allow me to enter the promised land angry

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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by 1johnjohn(m): 12:36pm On Oct 30, 2018

Been there done that .normal level

Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:38pm On Oct 30, 2018

QueenBelle:
Lemme set the ball rolling.

My date was pricing a box of pizza as take away. The waiter said it was #3500. He didnt agree and he was even arguing with the waiter that he bought it N2500 the previous day. It was so embarrassing that I stylishly left him there and moved to wait for him at the place his car was parked.

Share yours.

Lalasticlala mynd44

you are a man,pretending to be woman, go sleep tongue

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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:41pm On Oct 30, 2018

SilentListener:
you are a man,pretending to be woman, go sleep

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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:42pm On Oct 30, 2018

SilentListener:
you are a man,pretending to be woman, go sleep

do you know the number of guys on naira land that have said the same thing about me?

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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by samysmoothfresh: 12:44pm On Oct 30, 2018

Here to read lies while masturbating with my olive oil and grease

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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:44pm On Oct 30, 2018

QueenBelle:
do you know the number of guys on naira land that have said the same thing about me?

because they are right. kiss

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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:45pm On Oct 30, 2018*

SilentListener:
you are a man,pretending to be woman, go sleep

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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:47pm On Oct 30, 2018

SilentListener:
because they are right.

Lol...
Beardlessdude and here2fuk have tried and failed. Even the other guy is becoming a friend grin

Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:48pm On Oct 30, 2018

QueenBelle:
Lol...
Beardlessdude and here2fuk have tried and failed. Even the other guy is becoming a friend

jeez, I don't do gays angry

Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:49pm On Oct 30, 2018

SilentListener:
jeez, I don't do gays

meaning?

Just stop derailing my threads, okay?

Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:52pm On Oct 30, 2018

QueenBelle:
meaning?

Just stop derailing my threads, okay?

meaning you're trying so hard to get my attention. Now fvck off gay boy. angry

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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by highqueen(f): 12:53pm On Oct 30, 2018

Mmmm.

I hate dates, i don't like seeing new people or faces.

I'm anti social, i wish my husby will be like me. undecided

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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:57pm On Oct 30, 2018

highqueen:
Mmmm.

I hate dates, i don't like seeing new people or faces.

I'm anti social, i wish my husby will be like me.

you must be a socially arkward person.
Normally, humans are social beings

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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by TheOdd1sOut: 12:58pm On Oct 30, 2018

SilentListener:
meaning you're trying so hard to get my attention. Now fvck off gay boy.

can't you just shut up?

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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 1:02pm On Oct 30, 2018

TheOdd1sOut:
can't you just shut up?

a nincompoop is also talking cheesy

wonders they say will never cease.

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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by TheOdd1sOut: 1:06pm On Oct 30, 2018

SilentListener:
a nincompoop is also talking wonders they say will never cease.

an idiot with internet connection.
Stupidity at its highest octane number

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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 1:09pm On Oct 30, 2018

TheOdd1sOut:
an idiot with internet connection.
Stupidity at its highest octane number

you're just useless, cheesy

your Punchline is just lame and dumb. The first odd nincompoop lipsrsealed

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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by TheOdd1sOut: 1:10pm On Oct 30, 2018

SilentListener:
you're just useless, your Punchline is just lame and dumb. The first odd nincompoop

you mother should have just aborted you

Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by TheOdd1sOut: 1:11pm On Oct 30, 2018

SilentListener:
you're just useless, your Punchline is just lame and dumb. The first odd nincompoop

you should've been prevented with just #50 condom.
Idiotic son of a gun

Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by highqueen(f): 1:13pm On Oct 30, 2018

Lolz.
Two over grown adults. undecided

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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 1:13pm On Oct 30, 2018

TheOdd1sOut:
you should've been prevented with just #50 condom.
Idiotic son of a gun

SilentListener:
you're just useless, your Punchline is just lame and dumb. The first odd nincompoop

TheOdd1sOut:
you mother should have just aborted you

wha

TheOdd1sOut:
an idiot with internet connection.
Stupidity at its highest octane number

what's going on here?

TheOdd1sOut:
an idiot with internet connection.
Stupidity at its highest octane number

Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 1:13pm On Oct 30, 2018

TheOdd1sOut:
wasted motherfucker.... You're a waste of sperm and resources

I know the truth hurt, don't be mad,telling the truth to dirty smelling afonja is what I do Best kiss

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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by TheOdd1sOut: 1:15pm On Oct 30, 2018

QueenBelle:
whawhat's going on here?

tell the pea brained loser to stay off my mentions

Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 1:16pm On Oct 30, 2018

TheOdd1sOut:
you mother should have just aborted you

just like your smelling dirty tiger claw cheap smelling dirty afonja ,mother should have done right? grin

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