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Zane2point4:
Met a sweet looking gril after much social media interactions.

Fixed a date for our glorious meeting, was so excited i put on my best outfit anticipating to meet the hotie.

Went to a fancy restaurant and ordered some nice things while she gave me her phone to see her pics.

As i was going thru her pictures i paused and mouth wide open at the sight of her bare nude booby.

I immediately wana send it to my phone and she was so smart she caught me red handed and have to snatch the phone from me, i felt bad.

That was then shaa when men were boys.


Bye.

TheOdd1sOut:
the guy na goat.
No mind am

SilentListener:
you're looking for someone to support you now you dumb slowpoke, afonja always.

gift01:
you were not sharp. Could have snapped it with your phone

TheOdd1sOut:
[s]you're running out of gas bro.
Face it, you're a pea brained organism[/s]

highqueen:
Lol.
Till i reach the bridge first.

Revolva:
see al of una de date all these yeye stinky broke naija gals...wey no de even split bills......the wahala is so many people date for the wrong reason for just attention sake...and end up regretting and heart broken.....

IamHansomE:
So you, you don't have 1k to support him with?

And I know you'll eat all alone.



In fact, you're not a wife material.

TheOdd1sOut:
I'm tired of your lames ass dissing.

Go back to the shithole you came from

Ategberoson:



had a date with a Lady, we went to one eatery like that, as we are about to start talking a guy came in (her ex) immediately she saw him she stood up to hugged him, to think that was all. she begged me to excuse her for some minutes she carried what i order to his table(her ex). thank God the waiter just left to bring what I order for myself, immediately she left to sat with the guy, I stood up and take my exit

funny enough I later heard she was disgraced as the guy have no much cash to pay for her order


she abused the hell out of me thereafter, I apologized to her, promise to compensate her. I invited her to my place fvck her for good 2days and give her #500 for her tfare


that's how to teach a pvssy freak lady lesson


the end

Ategberoson:



had a date with a Lady, we went to one eatery like that, as we are about to start talking a guy came in (her ex) immediately she saw him she stood up to hugged him, to think that was all. she begged me to excuse her for some minutes she carried what i order to his table(her ex). thank God the waiter just left to bring what I order for myself, immediately she left to sat with the guy, I stood up and take my exit

funny enough I later heard she was disgraced as the guy have no much cash to pay for her order


she abused the hell out of me thereafter, I apologized to her, promise to compensate her. I invited her to my place fvck her for good 2days and give her #500 for her tfare


that's how to teach a pvssy freak lady lesson


the end

TheOdd1sOut:
chei... I can feel the pain from here!

QueenBelle:
Lemme set the ball rolling.


My date was pricing a box of pizza as take away. The waiter said it was #3500. He didnt agree and he was even arguing with the waiter that he bought it N2500 the previous day. It was so embarrassing that I stylishly left him there and moved to wait for him at the place his car was parked.

Share yours.

TheOdd1sOut:
you keep repeating the word afonja multiple times.
I don't Blane you sha. That was all your parents taught you..
Keep talking like a robot in runtime error

SilentListener:
that because you are
a smelling stupid, dirty skull mining ,usele afonja, whose on Nl 24/7 looking to be popular on a faceless forum your useless a cursed to your entire households ,last last na your stupid bltch of a mother you go rape dirty afonja, bye TheOdd1s slowpoke.

QueenBelle:
whawhat's going on here?

SilentListener:
that because you are
a smelling stupid, dirty skull mining ,useless afonja, whose on Nl 24/7 looking to be popular on a faceless forum your useless a cursed to your entire households ,last last na your stupid bltch of a mother you go rape dirty afonja, bye TheOdd1s slowpoke.

QueenBelle:
Lemme set the ball rolling.


My date was pricing a box of pizza as take away. The waiter said it was #3500. He didnt agree and he was even arguing with the waiter that he bought it N2500 the previous day. It was so embarrassing that I stylishly left him there and moved to wait for him at the place his car was parked.

Share yours.

Facebooker:
He invited me for a date but it turned out to be an orgy

ikombe:
if he is like you how can you even meet

TheOdd1sOut:
frustrated idiot

QueenBelle:
Lemme set the ball rolling.


My date was pricing a box of pizza as take away. The waiter said it was #3500. He didnt agree and he was even arguing with the waiter that he bought it N2500 the previous day. It was so embarrassing that I stylishly left him there and moved to wait for him at the place his car was parked.

Share yours.

LordSaints:
what a weak clap back, the guy buried you,no offense

Tychamps:
TheOdds1Out and SilentListener, Ogun will powerfully punish the two of you for derailing this thread.

Guess what? Am not gonna reply none of you.

QueenBelle:
Lemme set the ball rolling.


My date was pricing a box of pizza as take away. The waiter said it was #3500. He didnt agree and he was even arguing with the waiter that he bought it N2500 the previous day. It was so embarrassing that I stylishly left him there and moved to wait for him at the place his car was parked.

Share yours.

highqueen:
Mmmm.
I hate dates, i don't like seeing new people or faces.
I'm anti social, i wish my husby will be like me.