Davexx:
As we all know, there was no recruitment for SSC and DSSC last year (2015/2016) due to change in administration, however, let's meet here and share ideas concerning this year's recruitment, prospective aspirants!!

Please anyone with the Nigerian DSSC past questions and answer can kindly sent it to me through this email.......vincentoluwaseun86@gmail.com

cozykozy:



Please anyone with the Nigerian DSSC past questions and answer can kindly sent it to me through this email.......vincentoluwaseun86@gmail.com

shebi una don start.

ugo4u:

shebi una don start.

Lol.... I never knew Nigerian Dssc dey oh....

Good day all.
What are the possibility that a medical doctor with shortsightedness will get shortlisted ?
Any previous experience from our serving men and women.
Thanks

Sheriff232:
The chances of getting shortlisted is highly dependent on destiny and God,if you have someone close to the system you can make enquiries but i advise you pray about this job very well,if your name come out you take it as God's plan for you but if it doesn't life continues.........prayer is very important,there's no point joining a job that you might not survive the rigours,we have lost some course mates both during training and after POP,am not scaring anyone but it's the reality.............and important thing is that you are where God wants you to be,......General or no general what's your own is your own....... With respect to slot,it's not a matter of connection,some will get without connection........even if you have connection the person will not do the training for you

My problem is that part where people die during training..it has become a norm and that's quite saddening..Imagine a whole U.S Marine has lost just 3 officers in about 8 years in boot camp training,one committed suicide,the other was having mental issue...I hate when I hear that before POP, 4 men don fall..This was the same reason i relinquished my admission in NMS back them cos I heard that the previous set,about 5 had died in just Class 1 naso my Pupc scream no Military.,even AFMS,same thing too,buh much better... The Nigerian Armed Foces have to review their training curriculum, most solid militaries are built on Tactics and intelligence and not show of strength..I pray when any of y'all make it to the top,that should be the agent of change that we yearn for...Our Armed Foces Must be reconfigured for better efficiency.

Heatup47:


please can you tell me how you treated the pile or what drugs you used.

Bought traditional meds from those Mallam that make adverts inside a car.

Sheriff232:
if well treated it will not show but if on the contrary you might scale through but the rigorous training will disturb you,pile led to some cadet dashing

Thank you Sir.
I appreciate.

I will register on Monday

Let God plant you in the right carrier...God is a fantastic farmer. He knows where best to groom you and make you fruitful.if this army job is urs you would be amazed at how lines would fall in places for you...you can contact your godfathers but don't be disappointed if you are not shortlisted sir...know for a certainty that God wants to place you in the best place he has made for you. During my service year I met an army officer who encouraged me to put in my application and try,infact he told me he knew no one when he even applied,and that he just zeroed down his mind and tried applying and today he is an officer. God works in mysterious ways you know, Infact I even served in an airforce base where I met an officer who told me he would have preferred going into business till today this man always complains that he feels like he missed his path in life and this man got commissioned in 2005 or 2006..there are so many people who are trapped in uniform and they want to get out. Don't get to desperate for this Job. victory is from God .

commodore007:
Let God plant you in the right carrier...God is a fantastic farmer. He knows where best to groom you and make you fruitful.if this army job is urs you would be amazed at how lines would fall in places for you...you can contact your godfathers but don't be disappointed if you are not shortlisted sir...know for a certainty that God wants to place you in the best place he has made for you. During my service year I met an army officer who encouraged me to put in my application and try,infact he told me he knew no one when he even applied,and that he just tried zeroed down his mind and tried applying and today he is an officer. God works in mysterious ways you.Infact I even served in an airforce base where I met an officer who told me he would have preferred going into business till today this man always complains that he feels like he missed his path in life and this man got commissioned in 2005 or 2006..there are so many people who are trapped in uniform and they want to get out. Don't get to desperate for this Job. victory is from God .

Lol....

Very funny....you try.... Nice write up

Remember God won't come down and help....He will use humans to help.

When people say they no or have no godfather before entering....I would say it was possible then,in those days cos merit was used to employ and recruit candidates.... But today....jobs are gotten through referrals,based on who you know.....who knows who.

When was the last time nnpc did recruitment?...yet they employ yearly... How do they get the candidates they employ.... referral... godfather
This was the first time road safety did open recruitment...isn't it.

My brother.....yes, God and His will for you and me is the determining factor.. He said be gentle as doves and wise as serpent.... But when you are in Rome,behave like a roman and not an Italian.


This is Nigeria...and this is how things are done.....

Let's not shy away from the fact and claim holy.....in Nigeria the rich get richer,have you wondered how that happens or how come.

Do you think all the big names in Nigeria wards will go and be applying for jobs and seeking employment........nah.... referral, godfather, networking


God will help us......we that are looking and depending on God as our godfather.

@erimakosamuel, ur words too d make sense die... I believe God die but wen e come naija govt recruitment n ppl start saying God's way or God's time... My ppl dat person Don start to link up wit his or her order from above before coming here to preach God's word here... Like u said erimakosamuel, during road safety, I was screened out after having been cleared to progress to jamb cbt level on merit o, while a pregnant lady n a married man were allowed to progress n write d jamb cbt after it was stated clearly that both categories of applicants are not allowed, so tell me is it God's time or God using men or ppl with connection or godfather at work...potential candidates person wey tell u say na God help dem, never really tell u d truth behind government recruitment in naija or better still u re still a learner... If u know, you know

emmieachichi:
@erimakosamuel, ur words too d make sense die... I believe God die but wen e come naija govt recruitment n ppl start saying God's way or God's time... My ppl dat person Don start to link up wit his or her order from above before coming here to preach God's word here ... Like u said erimakosamuel, during road safety, I was screened out after having been cleared to progress to jamb cbt level on merit o, while a pregnant lady n a married man were allowed to progress n write d jamb cbt after it was stated clearly that both categories of applicants are not allowed, so tell me is it God's time or God using men or ppl with connection or godfather at work...potential candidates person wey tell u say na God help dem, never really tell u d truth behind government recruitment in naija or better still u re still a learner... If u know, you know

Gbam..... You don finish the whole matter for here.

emmieachichi:
@erimakosamuel, ur words too d make sense die... I believe God die but wen e come naija govt recruitment n ppl start saying God's way or God's time... My ppl dat person Don start to link up wit his or her order from above before coming here to preach God's word here... Like u said erimakosamuel, during road safety, I was screened out after having been cleared to progress to jamb cbt level on merit o, while a pregnant lady n a married man were allowed to progress n write d jamb cbt after it was stated clearly that both categories of applicants are not allowed, so tell me is it God's time or God using men or ppl with connection or godfather at work...potential candidates person wey tell u say na God help dem, never really tell u d truth behind government recruitment in naija or better still u re still a learner... If u know, you know

You have spoken well my brother!

Truly God will not come down to help you he will definitely send man to help you. For example, if someone agrees to help you on a particular job that a good definition of God sent someone to help. And Moreso when you are praying to God for connection you will also need to work towards the connection, in one way or the other you will see things will fall in place for you, but if you sit down in your house and be praying without working towards your prayers that's very dangerous! those that are supposed to help you will not come to you, you are the one who will go to them and if truly they are God sent they will surely help you.
If you meet Some officers that were helped to be commissioned into the military what they will tell you is that it is GOD ooo. Yeah we all know it is God , but in thier mind they know some help them with the help of God Almighty but they will not disclose that to you, and you will be wondering That is it not this same God we all have been praying to.

The secret is put PRAYER first, work on CONNECTION and have believe and faith! once you prayers has been answered and your connection has clicked and you believe and have faith then you are good to go.

These are my believe and opinion, I stand to be corrected though.


@officerSHERIFF, i know you may not want to disclose it but yet I will ask,, did you join through connection or it is God as most people have met do say? Thanks in anticipation

I know that a lot happens through relationship and I also know that even organizations succeed through a network of relationship. When God sends a man to help you in time of need, it is still God stepping into your space treat it with respect. I have heard of people getting job with top organizations and institutions in this country through strange contacts I mean people who look like they can't even help themselves..may God help us all and give us the gift of men...victory is from God

Abdulrahmon68:


You have spoken well my brother!

Truly God will not come down to help you he will definitely send man to help you. For example, if someone agrees to help you on a particular job that a good definition of God sent someone to help. And Moreso when you are praying to God for connection you will also need to work towards the connection, in one way or the other you will see things will fall in place for you, but if you sit down in your house and be praying without working towards your prayers that's very dangerous! those that are supposed to help you will not come to you, you are the one who will go to them and if truly they are God sent they will surely help you.
If you meet Some officers that were helped to be commissioned into the military what they will tell you is that it is GOD ooo. Yeah we all know it is God , but in thier mind they know some help them with the help of God Almighty but they will not disclose that to you, and you will be wondering That is it not this same God we all have been praying to.

The secret is put PRAYER first, work on CONNECTION and have believe and faith! once you prayers has been answered and your connection has clicked and you believe and have faith then you are good to go.

These are my believe and opinion, I stand to be corrected though.


@officerSHERIFF, i know you may not want to disclose it but yet I will ask,, did you join through connection or it is God as most people have met do say? Thanks in anticipation

Alas

Guys are understanding my view.

Minus today....13 days to go

Chawing bread n mayonnaise with cold Milo n three crown milk combo

Come and chop my people

MorningStar233:


Please the attestation did u get it from your uni or sec school? I know the question sounds stupid, but don't be annoyed..thank u

lol
uni dude, from my department

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commodore007:
I know that a lot happens through relationship and I also know that even organizations succeed through a network of relationship. When God sends a man to help you in time of need, it is still God stepping into your space treat it with respect. I have heard of people getting job with top organizations and institutions in this country through strange contacts I mean people who look like they can't even help themselves..may God help us all and give us the gift of GOD ~men~..victory is from God

Amen oh

scave:


lol
uni dude, from my department

Thanks so much..I appreciate...

@abdulrahmon, nicely said n dat sentence.. Na God oo,
Wey dose dat were opportune to be officers de always tell us, me ma come believe say God is at work,i come bone my order from aso villa n my connect, na so I focus on prayers o, omo my mountain no gree move,my wine no gree change to water, haba even d fish n bread I get no Bellefud me talk more of to feed my roomates, lo n behold I come collect some German dose n serve job, na him my eyes truly open. Na so I come understand d meaning of na God o.... Truly truly if you know, you know....

emmieachichi:
@abdulrahmon, nicely said n dat sentence.. Na God oo,
Wey dose dat were opportune to be officers de always tell us, me ma come believe say God is at work,i come bone my order from aso villa n my connect, na so I focus on prayers o, omo my mountain no gree move,my wine no gree change to water, haba even d fish n bread I get no Bellefud me talk more of to feed my roomates, lo n behold I come collect some [b]German dose [/b]n serve job, na him my eyes truly open. Na so I come understand d meaning of na God o.... Truly truly if you know, you know....

Water to wine

So,you were in SSC 2016 batch?..... I noticed German dose

@erimakosamuel, sit up! Yash down!, Den during medical dat wing commander at new NDA site tell guys to bend, open ur Yash n cough... Him go use phone touch lite d see ur hole...or him go pull ur balls weda e complete two,, heheheh, no mind German dose of a captain o... From d way u are always eating combo foods n u know d code word German dose, it's like u were dere too?? ssc breakfast of tea n bread na poison dem serve us o.... Pepper soup hot water called tea n 30naira bread, u have 1min 30sec to eat n jog bak to parade ground.

emmieachichi:
@erimakosamuel, sit up! Yash down!, Den during medical dat wing commander at new NDA site tell guys to bend, open ur Yash n cough... Him go use phone touch lite d see ur hole...or him go pull ur balls weda e complete two,, heheheh, no mind German dose of a captain o... From d way u are always eating combo foods n u know d code word German dose, it's like u were dere too?? ssc breakfast of tea n bread na poison dem serve us o.... Pepper soup hot water called tea n 30naira bread, u have 1min 30sec to eat n jog bak to parade ground.

Kai...my arse hole....oh no

Why will he touch my bolokus....na wa oh

My food combo chopping na due to the kind of work I do ....no time to eat,but when I have time to eat....I mix the unthinkable

Pepper soup tea na because them use food pot boil the water for una

I was not there....I followed this thread from page 1 and I noticed the repetition of GERMAN DOSE.....so I wanted to know your experience too.

This is my first time trying DSSC and it would be my last.........

@erimakosamuel, d experience was fun, even d job dem give guys serve was fun, as u reach nda old site, u will carry ur Kaya put for head n jog to parade ground or drilling hall for sorting.. Wen sun shine u stay under, wen cold catch u wear only white n blue shots, wen Parade ground wet or muddy, u go yash down, u don't walk to parade ground but u jog to parade ground. U must not walk alone, always in 3s or u go serve job, during x-ray, one officer will make each state sing any morale song for about 10mins non stop or else we go serve funny jobs, Den during medical German dose will jokely tell a tamer 3 girl to order us to sit up, yash down... Or a small 20yrs old tamer 4 boy calling old men u are a bastard n expect us people father/husband to say yes sir... Anyway, morale was high den.

emmieachichi:
@erimakosamuel, d experience was fun, even d job dem give guys serve was fun, as u reach nda old site, u will carry ur Kaya put for head n jog to parade ground or drilling hall for sorting.. Wen sun shine u stay under, wen cold catch u wear only white n blue shots, wen Parade ground wet or muddy, u go yash down, u don't walk to parade ground but u jog to parade ground. U must not walk alone, always in 3s or u go serve job, during x-ray, one officer will make each state sing any morale song for about 10mins non stop or else we go serve funny jobs, Den during medical German dose will jokely tell a tamer 3 girl to order us to sit up, yash down... Or a small 20yrs old tamer 4 boy calling old men u are a bastard n expect us people father/husband to say yes sir... Anyway, morale was high den.

More stories man

My people....Biko I need your help and helps......lolz


Which type of lie can I give to take permission from work for two weeks.....?

Can I get examples from you guys...so that I would start rehearsing the lie on ground.

Mbok....helep me oh

erimakosamuel:

Lol ...funny you.....I don't really mean war like war..
Let me just stop here before I make you vex.......lol

lol
u wan start another e-war abi?

Please the part of all female in the picture what does it mean Does it mean females can't say for any other department

erimakosamuel:
Viewing this topic: lekdap, Sheriff232, Rangis0, enesi009, erimakosamuel and 1 guest(s)...who is that ghost guest self

no fear...abi u don do bad thing...this 1 wa you dey fear ghost

odimbannamdi:


lol

u wan start another e-war abi?

Nah...... good guys like you don't deserve my kind of war........ I fight dirty,I have nothing to loose.....so nah... No fear.....lol

Cas49:


no fear...abi u don do bad thing...this 1 wa you dey fear ghost

No boss......just trying to fish out the preying eyes...lol

See as everyone has run away from this thread.....they have gone to airforce and Navy thread.......hmmmn nawa oh