kestolove95:
I cover my yansh with d blood of Jesus

Tapout:
lies everywhere

Rextizzle:
Ode

fvcking low life.. Did I quote u? Abi na guilty conscience dey worry u

Hollysaint:
Don't get involved with cult boys because you will soon turn to their slave and ur house a smoking joint .buying them codeine Indian hemp untill you are forced to flee that vicinity.They are Oliver twist.block the guys number.If he approaches you again embarrass him.I doubt if he will have the dare you again...
Don't bring lion to help you chase a rat you can even kill.

Tapout:


fvcking low life.. Did I quote u? Abi na guilty conscience dey worry u

boyfwend:


You didn't do anything about it?

Rextizzle:
Fvcking shithead, take your stupidity outta here

Lol.. Hunger induced post I know ur waiting for 12pm b4 u have breakfast... Team 010 Formula

boyfwend:

For what? Business transaction.

Tapout:


Lol.. Hunger induced post I know ur waiting for 12pm b4 u have breakfast... Team 010 Formula

Telvin7:
oboy.....I wan Dem ......and I beat hell out of one of Dem......... Although they were my friends......

samysmoothfresh:


something like that

Tapout:


Lol.. Hunger induced post I know ur waiting for 12pm b4 u have breakfast... Team 010 Formula

Rextizzle:
We all know you need that food more than me, modafvcker!

na so... Just fvck off

Starboytwo:
Ok,I'd like to share mine...it was my final year and last days as an undergraduate,my schools got a wifi(off course we paid for it)and most students already left cuz school was on break....I love to have my me time,breath fresh air,everywhere scanty,plug in my headphones and freestyle aloud in the walkways and finally find a class with a strong wifi,connect and hustle up (oti yeee)...there was some couple of guys maybe 10 of them in the class,I don't care I was singing davido's "Nwa baby out loud, deliberately disturbing and expecting someone to try say something...(I was sagging,earrings,noise you know the usual bad boy)then this nigga kept stealing glances at me,I thought my noise was making him uncomfortable but nobody said nothing and I kept giving them kizz Daniel again....cut long story short wifi was bad,so I started leaving and this guy was leaving too,school scanty and I looked back and he was gaining towards me,so I paused the song in case of any surprised (I'm usually not scared of nothing)...na xo this guy got close to me I sized him up and I knew this one can't do shit to me even with a weapon so I relaxed....I asked if he knew anywhere there was good wifi and he said follow me...we went to one secluded place and (was wondering how dis guy take know this place)I sized him up again still he came across as "bohloh to me so kept doing what I was doing and he kept talking.... we talked(or he kept talking) and there was something about him unusual that I can't understand so I proceeded to leave anyway and he asked for my number and I gave.....
fast forward the next day and he called to notify him if I was around and I said sure why not....I came around holla him, asked if I was hungry,hell yeah I was and we went to one restaurant,I asked who was paying me or him and he said he'd take care of it so I ate away ....I said I want to download Pes game and he said he knew the perfect place and very fast,we got there and I was trying to download to no avail and I caught him downloading porn(ehn no p,nobody holy pass)I'm usually blind and deaf and didn't say nothing (besides nothing to say anyway)...it was late around 2am and very cold and I told him I wanna go crash somewhere and he kept touching me,like his body kept touching my body eg like arm,elbow and I think one time he grabbed me and I was like na wa for this guy ooo(I no talk anything)he said he knew the perfect place for us to go and took me to one very secluded lecture theater (no wifi and socket to charge so definitely useless to boys thereby very secluded)I kept wondering how dis nigga know all this place inside school wey I don use 4 years...that kinda place is a very good place to straff babe or even rape self(you know the kinda place I'm trying to picture right)...I look this guy again to see if he could pose any kind of threat and still I don't see him overpowering me in anyway(so sure of this)...he asked to sit near him and I did and we talked,talked and I got bored....I said I wanna sleep mahn..he said don't I like him?..(was confused)like you how?I asked,he said I don't want to talk to him anymore....oh I told him if he was a babe now and got brezz I would talk till Jesus come but I don tire to dey talk jare....then he said he wanna show me something and brought out his phone and played the downloaded porn,so?...I gave him back his phone and he asked why,don't I like it...I said I don't like this fake white shit....I love black amateur porn...the real shit(you naaa mean)I got an account with xvideo bro....I tried to sleep man and to my utmost surprise this guy started rubbing my legs....I though I was dreaming...
I be like yo man,what you doing man?
He be like don't I like it....what!!!no I don't and he started to wanna say some shit I don't wanna hear....I told him to stop doing that shit...and looked at him and ask if he gay mahn...he left me alone afterwards and called the next day and started explaining I said ok...but I don't understand,you like me abi ok,but who would be fucking who and since I'm gonna be his babe he'd better start taking care of me..
He said no problem and if I come he would give me money...I ask him to transfer and he said he usually keep cash at hand....ok ok lover boy my sub has ended send me card....he sent some numbers,I loaded up and saw MTN 100 naira....he called to ask if I got the card, oloriburuku you want to marry me and spoil my yansh but can only send me 100 naira airtime....anyway it was a very funny experience to me...just wanted to share is all

Starboytwo:
Ok,I'd like to share mine...it was my final year and last days as an undergraduate,my schools got a wifi(off course we paid for it)and most students already left cuz school was on break....I love to have my me time,breath fresh air,everywhere scanty,plug in my headphones and freestyle aloud in the walkways and finally find a class with a strong wifi,connect and hustle up (oti yeee)...there was some couple of guys maybe 10 of them in the class,I don't care I was singing davido's "Nwa baby out loud, deliberately disturbing and expecting someone to try say something...(I was sagging,earrings,noise you know the usual bad boy)then this nigga kept stealing glances at me,I thought my noise was making him uncomfortable but nobody said nothing and I kept giving them kizz Daniel again....cut long story short wifi was bad,so I started leaving and this guy was leaving too,school scanty and I looked back and he was gaining towards me,so I paused the song in case of any surprised (I'm usually not scared of nothing)...na xo this guy got close to me I sized him up and I knew this one can't do shit to me even with a weapon so I relaxed....I asked if he knew anywhere there was good wifi and he said follow me...we went to one secluded place and (was wondering how dis guy take know this place)I sized him up again still he came across as "bohloh to me so kept doing what I was doing and he kept talking.... we talked(or he kept talking) and there was something about him unusual that I can't understand so I proceeded to leave anyway and he asked for my number and I gave.....
fast forward the next day and he called to notify him if I was around and I said sure why not....I came around holla him, asked if I was hungry,hell yeah I was and we went to one restaurant,I asked who was paying me or him and he said he'd take care of it so I ate away ....I said I want to download Pes game and he said he knew the perfect place and very fast,we got there and I was trying to download to no avail and I caught him downloading porn(ehn no p,nobody holy pass)I'm usually blind and deaf and didn't say nothing (besides nothing to say anyway)...it was late around 2am and very cold and I told him I wanna go crash somewhere and he kept touching me,like his body kept touching my body eg like arm,elbow and I think one time he grabbed me and I was like na wa for this guy ooo(I no talk anything)he said he knew the perfect place for us to go and took me to one very secluded lecture theater (no wifi and socket to charge so definitely useless to boys thereby very secluded)I kept wondering how dis nigga know all this place inside school wey I don use 4 years...that kinda place is a very good place to straff babe or even rape self(you know the kinda place I'm trying to picture right)...I look this guy again to see if he could pose any kind of threat and still I don't see him overpowering me in anyway(so sure of this)...he asked to sit near him and I did and we talked,talked and I got bored....I said I wanna sleep mahn..he said don't I like him?..(was confused)like you how?I asked,he said I don't want to talk to him anymore....oh I told him if he was a babe now and got brezz I would talk till Jesus come but I don tire to dey talk jare....then he said he wanna show me something and brought out his phone and played the downloaded porn,so?...I gave him back his phone and he asked why,don't I like it...I said I don't like this fake white shit....I love black amateur porn...the real shit(you naaa mean)I got an account with xvideo bro....I tried to sleep man and to my utmost surprise this guy started rubbing my legs....I though I was dreaming...
I be like yo man,what you doing man?
He be like don't I like it....what!!!no I don't and he started to wanna say some shit I don't wanna hear....I told him to stop doing that shit...and looked at him and ask if he gay mahn...he left me alone afterwards and called the next day and started explaining I said ok...but I don't understand,you like me abi ok,but who would be fucking who and since I'm gonna be his babe he'd better start taking care of me..
He said no problem and if I come he would give me money...I ask him to transfer and he said he usually keep cash at hand....ok ok lover boy my sub has ended send me card....he sent some numbers,I loaded up and saw MTN 100 naira....he called to ask if I got the card, oloriburuku you want to marry me and spoil my yansh but can only send me 100 naira airtime....anyway it was a very funny experience to me...just wanted to share is all

OdikwaRisky:
Don’t lie, he made you his bitch and violated your hole

OdikwaRisky:
Don’t lie, he made you his bitch and violated your hole

OdikwaRisky:
Chai! I annoint my yansh with the blood

jonath0012:
Yeah, let me share mine. I was very young then, and working as a sales boy.
Anytime there is no sales and I feel bore, I would hang out with my friends upstairs.. One of them has a Lamination shop in the complex.

On that fateful day, I was upstairs and one of my frined's customer who came for lamination worked up to me telling me he liked me.. I said thank you. But in my mind I knew it was not normal. How can your fellow guy, someone you don't know from Adam walk up to you, telling you he likes you for no reason.. That is absurd!


I thought about it when I was alone in my shop. Anyway, right there I started suspecting the guy to be gay since I have read alots about gay and their modus operandi..

Later, I went upstairs again, and into the my friend's shop. I was now alone with the said.
Then he started talking to me, telling me where he stays. He asked me if I could visit him at home.. I said ok if I am chanced ( innocent me oo)

Then, he started coming closer to me, he was so close to me that I felt his hands around me.. I just pushed the idiots away and walked out of that shop.

Later, I told my friend about it. And he said he had been doing the same to him but he did not know what it meant. He said most times he would be so close to him that he would feel his erect dick rubbing off on him.. I had to explain to my friend that he was a gay and wanted to sodomise him..

Since that day. The guy no gree show again.. lol.

Eberechi24:
Chai, Dick wey never reach us naim gays wan collect from us.
make una gree o

Ishilove:
In year 2004, before the advent of Android phones, this lesbian lady harassed me to the extent I was afraid of picking any calls. I couldn't block her number because I was using a owo'n romi pemi pada Nokia phone. Every call left me with a distinct dirty feeling

Las las my sister had to warn her to stay the fvck away from me. What a perv

Starboytwo:
really do I sound to you like any bitch....just reason my tone,does it sounds or look like any bitch nigga behind my moniker....nigga ama "G nigga...