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If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by 2buffagain(m): 6:56am On Dec 11, 2018
I have come across some really ratchet black-american females out in yankee. These creatures are so disgusting... I'm not talking about their big booties and face fineness... I'm talking about the average low class akata's tendency to be nasty, rude , disrespectful, gluttonous, filthy and loud... Lacking the wisdom to even discern that such behaviors are stinky.

Sometimes you just look at them while they talk unintelligently and flaunt large nasty tattoos as you wonder "who in their right mind will take this one into his home as a wife?". At the least the average low class Nigerian female still knows how to be domesticated and can cook their food.... But these ratchet akatas are beyond useless. And they always have these roach babies they keep having in bulk.

I have this friend who made the mistake of taking one out because he liked the way it looked.
He knew what he was getting into but he was all like "oh anybody can be understood" blah blah blah.

On the first date, at the end of the date while dropping her off...will you believe that creature tried to set him up to pay for her babysitter in a very dishonest way? After eating and drinking like a cow and costing the guy to pay for her many plates of food alone.

The guy admitted he was a fool and he knows now to run the other way whenever he hears any name like Shaniqua, Helicia, or whatever the Bleep name they give themselves.

If you are reading this and you are a ratchet akata, understand that Nigerian man will never marry you for real. You are a beast... Lacking wisdom in ALL things. No man of sense and value will marry you. Go to your prisons and marry your fellow mentally disjointed men. Better yet, get them to pump you full of more roach babies.

This is why the white police here keep gunning you down as Target practice. You guys are a plague on normal society. An infestation of crime, filth and everything wrong with any modern society.

However, do continue to submit yourself to Nigerian men as kpali-meat to be used and discarded. Accept this as your place, your one noble purpose in this life. Perhaps by serving in this way, you may find some redemption in your existence... But never through us loving you. That is reserved for our African Queens in the diaspora (and other sensible black women). You lack the skills needed to build or maintain a legacy. I would pity you, but you animals don't understand the concept of such higher functions.

NOTE: Before you show your inability to read by saying anything about generalizing, notice how this thread is about "ratchet akatas". Some of you have already failed.

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Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by Ahmed0336(m): 7:06am On Dec 11, 2018
Where are those Nairalanders that always shout team Foreign? Make una come over...



Any smart Nigerian will hardly marry those black American. instead, they come back home to get a well brought up lady.

Most of the fear is after marrying from home, the moment most Naija ladies step their foot on a foreign soil Naso Dem go begin misbehave like android phone wey need flashing..
undecided

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Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by Nobody: 7:07am On Dec 11, 2018
Yea, you guys should come home and pick homely girls. Off course there's no guarantees she won't spread her wings when she has left this shores.

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Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by Nobody: 7:10am On Dec 11, 2018
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Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by 2buffagain(m): 4:11pm On Dec 11, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Yea, you guys should come home and pick homely girls. Off course there's no guarantees she won't spread her wings when she has left this shores.

Nobody needs to come home. We scan for Naija babes who have brought themselves here and have gotten that initial crase out of their system.

This is actually the best place to look for Naija girls.
In Naija everyone has to form because it is the culture.
But here, let the bad ones rot in their new-found freedom so they can remove themselves from the equation and so we can see road to the one that truly stands firm from within.

You can only pick confarm diamond amongst coals from high-pressure environmental conditions.

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Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by Rosay15(f): 5:49pm On Dec 11, 2018
2buffagain:


Nobody needs to come home. We scan for Naija babes who have brought themselves here and have gotten that initial crase out of their system.

This is actually the best place to look for Naija girls.
In Naija everyone has to form because it is the culture.
But here, let the bad ones rot so they can remove themselves from the equation and so we can see road to the one that stands firm.

You can only pick confarm diamond amongst coals from hot terrible conditions.
... This your comment or let me say thread is deep and I can feel you.

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Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by derrydinny: 6:19pm On Dec 11, 2018
blacks are really a stain to this world, we act like savages and have no shame. You see a girl exposing all her breasts and ass in prom, it is very likely she is black, you see a couple smoking weed or the woman showing all her breasts in a pre-wedding shoot, they are blacks, you see a man pushing his head under his wife's gown at their wedding, they are blacks, you see people running away from their families, they are prolly blacks, you see people somking weed on the streets with tattoos all over their body, they are blacks.

whites thought us all these but we also didn't learn moderation, a black will take an ill he learnt from a white man too extremely that the white man will start hating him. Blacks are very much in the prisons because of things we could avoid but they think whites hate them for their skins. we claim that we have limited opportunities but we still misuse the few ones we have instead of using it well to the advantage of others blacks. Look at black footballers, they are usually the ones with crazy hairstyles and needless flamboyance, we see buying expensive things as success but we neglect our fellow blacks instead of helping them.

we blacks really need to work on ourselves instead of fighting others for hating us because of things we do.

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Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by 2buffagain(m): 6:36pm On Dec 11, 2018
This is aimed at the rathet akatas (an unfortunate majority).
To the akata minority that still manage to have sense, and who are real enough to identify the stupidity of your ratchet cousins, keep on trying to become a majority abeg.
Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by Nobody: 6:36pm On Dec 11, 2018
2buffagain:


Nobody needs to come home. We scan for Naija babes who have brought themselves here and have gotten that initial crase out of their system.

This is actually the best place to look for Naija girls.
In Naija everyone has to form because it is the culture.
But here, let the bad ones rot in their new-found freedom so they can remove themselves from the equation and so we can see road to the one that truly stands firm from within.

You can only pick confarm diamond amongst coals from high-pressure environmental conditions.
Speak for yourself.
Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by 2buffagain(m): 6:47pm On Dec 11, 2018
And no wonder the ratchets are the majority.
Ever wonder why it is always the dumbest, most useless elements of american society that create the most babies?

Intelligent people here don't give birth to many children.

That's what happens when you have a wellfare system that basically PENALIZES intelligent people when giving birth, but REWARDS low class cochroaches for every little roach they breed.

The result is a society where the roaches become a majority in that community!

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Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by 2buffagain(m): 6:48pm On Dec 11, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Speak for yourself.

Speak for myself regarding what exactly? Expound on your comment pls.
Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by Nobody: 6:54pm On Dec 11, 2018
2buffagain:


Speak for myself regarding what exactly? Expound on your comment pls.
check your first sentence. Igbo boys will continue coming back home to marry. That's just how it work. I don't know how other tribes operate but I know how Igbos do.
Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by 2buffagain(m): 7:01pm On Dec 11, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
check your first sentence. Igbo boys will continue coming back home to marry. That's just how it work. I don't know how other tribes operate but I know how Igbos do.

That's up to them.

Ideally, the conditions in yankee are much better for verifying who you want to marry.
If they are foolish, you will see it. I'm not saying no one should have flaws, but flaw get level....and you will see all the flaws in a society like yankee...if the man is observant. In naija, not so much.

You don't assume someone is actually good because they are in a community that pressures them to act good.
To really put them to the test, you should be studying the specimen in a community that pressures them to be bad.
Those who are truly prized gems will go against the grain.
These Igbo men you talk about, a lot of them regret doing this thing you are talking about.
I remember the discussion I had with one Igbo man who brought one girl from his village here.

Here is some wisdom: The main reason we are on earth is so that God can check us out in the wilds before determining if he wants to bring us into his house in heaven? Testing us to see who is for real and who is not by community pressure of this world to be bad. He wants to prevent that whole Satan/demons thing from happening again. The best way to do that, is to judge new souls in a quarantined environment with a myriad of temptations to indulge in with wreckless abandon i.e earth.

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Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by Nobody: 7:25pm On Dec 11, 2018
derrydinny:
blacks are really a stain to this world, we act like savages and have no shame. You see a girl exposing all her breasts and ass in prom, it is very likely she is black, you see a couple smoking weed or the woman showing all her breasts in a pre-wedding shoot, they are blacks, you see a man pushing his head under his wife's gown at their wedding, they are blacks, you see people running away from their families, they are prolly blacks, you see people somking weed on the streets with tattoos all over their body, they are blacks.

whites thought us all these but we also didn't learn moderation, a black will take an ill he learnt from a white man too extremely that the white man will start hating him. Blacks are very much in the prisons because of things we could avoid but they think whites hate them for their skins. we claim that we have limited opportunities but we still misuse the few ones we have instead of using it well to the advantage of others blacks. Look at black footballers, they are usually the ones with crazy hairstyles and needless flamboyance, we see buying expensive things as success but we neglect our fellow blacks instead of helping them.

we blacks really need to work on ourselves instead of fighting others for hating us because of things we do.
gbam
Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by Nobody: 7:28pm On Dec 11, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Yea, you guys should come home and pick homely girls. Off course there's no guarantees she won't spread her wings when she has left this shores.
if op take dis ur advice he will die b4 his timecheesy. If he wants to marry a naija girl he can pick a good nigerian girl back in the US. Coming back home to marry a total stranger all in the name of homely girl is a very very very very very risky venture.

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Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by Nobody: 7:47pm On Dec 11, 2018
Ahmed0336:
Where are those Nairalanders that always shout team Foreign? Make una come over...



Any smart Nigerian will hardly marry those black American. instead, they come back home to get a well brought up lady.

Most of the fear is after marrying from home, the moment most Naija ladies step their foot on a foreign soil Naso Dem go begin misbehave like android phone wey need flashing..
undecided
and how will u know d well brought up lady? Dat because she goes to church everyday and attends all night service? Guy forget dat thing. Except a guy has a serious girlfriend b4 he went abroad then he can come back to collect her but guy if u know any babe while u were in nigeria its safer u forget about going back home to marry a naija girl once u set ur foot overseas. If u must marry a nigerian girl then check out the ones in ur host country. My friend aunty who returned from germany last year told us a tale about one well to nigerian guy living and working in germany who died mysteriously once he married and brought over the nigerian babe he met on facebook. She say as soon as d man die na so d babe jus dey rush d man property. Only marry the girlfriend u left back home and ensure that its d girl u really trust and who really loves u.

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Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by 2buffagain(m): 7:54pm On Dec 11, 2018
lefulefu:
and how will u know d well brought up lady? Dat because she goes to church everyday and attends all night service? Guy forget dat thing. Except a guy has a serious girlfriend b4 he went abroad then he can come back to collect her but guy if u know any babe while u were in nigeria its safer u forget about going back home to marry a naija girl once u set ur foot overseas. If u must marry a nigerian girl then check out the ones in ur host country. My friend aunty who returned from germany last year told us a tale about one well to nigerian guy living and working in germany who died mysteriously once he married and brought over the nigerian babe he met on facebook. She say as soon as d man die na so d babe jus dey rush d man property. Only marry the girlfriend u left back home and ensure that its d girl u really trust and who really loves u.

Gbamest!

Only consider marrying naija women who have fought the virus of degradation and won...not those that succumbed to it nor those that have not even been tested!

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Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by Nobody: 8:07pm On Dec 11, 2018
2buffagain:


Gbamest!

Only consider marrying naija women who have fought the virus of degradation and won...not those that succumbed to it nor those that have not even been tested!
if any of friend based overseas was thinking of coming home to collect a wife i had disuade him and encourage him to look for a nigerian girl where he is. Once its known u based outside d country u can never get a good girl here. Na d leeches go surround u. If u like go to d church or village u wont get a good one. Nowardays most guys who travel out only come back for d girl who was with them while they were in naija ..not for a total stranger and doing such under this buhari regime is not even advisable.

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Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by Nobody: 9:25pm On Dec 11, 2018
lefulefu:
if op take dis ur advice he will die b4 his timecheesy. If he wants to marry a naija girl he can pick a good nigerian girl back in the US. Coming back home to marry a total stranger all in the name of homely girl is a very very very very very risky venture.
My uncle came back home to marry my aunt like 38 years ago and they moved to d USA, they are still together today. People of this time are just cowards when it comes to relationships ni. I'm definitely not exempted.

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Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by Nobody: 9:30pm On Dec 11, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
My uncle came back home to marry my aunt like 38 years ago and they moved to d USA, they are still together today. People of this time are just cowards when it comes to relationships ni. I'm definitely not exempted.

that was back then...u cant do such in nigeria of today cheesy
its essential u only carry a girl who really loves u.

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Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by Nobody: 9:31pm On Dec 11, 2018
2buffagain:


That's up to them.

Ideally, the conditions in yankee are much better for verifying who you want to marry.
If they are foolish, you will see it. I'm not saying no one should have flaws, but flaw get level....and you will see all the flaws in a society like yankee...if the man is observant. In naija, not so much.

You don't assume someone is actually good because they are in a community that pressures them to act good.
To really put them to the test, you should be studying the specimen in a community that pressures them to be bad.
Those who are truly prized gems will go against the grain.
These Igbo men you talk about, a lot of them regret doing this thing you are talking about.
I remember the discussion I had with one Igbo man who brought one girl from his village here.

Here is some wisdom: Do you know that is what God is doing to us on earth before determining if he wants to bring us into his house in heaven?
Testing us to see who is for real and who is not by community pressure of this world to be bad?

So our society pressures us to be good? Very funny. The truth is, there's no iron cast directives when it comes to meeting the right partner. With all your tests and observations you might end up regretting. Just marry your friend. I doubt romeo was this calculative when he met juliet.

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Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by Nobody: 9:36pm On Dec 11, 2018
lefulefu:

that was back then...u cant do such in nigeria of today cheesy
its essential u only carry a girl who really loves u.
Dont generalize. It's still happening. Yes it essential to carry someone who loves you.
Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by Nobody: 9:40pm On Dec 11, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Dont generalize. It's still happening. Yes it essential to carry someone who loves you.
not this era wey girls don tear eye cheesy
38 yrs ago our economy wasnt as bad as this.how much was the dollar to the naira back then sef.
Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by Nobody: 9:44pm On Dec 11, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Just marry your friend. .
i agree withis statement.marry ur friend or the girl u been wit and not someone arranged by ur family cos she"s frm some homely family.
Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by Nobody: 9:44pm On Dec 11, 2018
lefulefu:

not this era wey girls don tear eye cheesy
38 yrs ago our economy wasnt as bad as this.how much was the dollar to the naira back then sef.
So you agree that our deterioted economy has contributed immensely to these vices? Anyways I pray the system begins to work as it should.

If our naira had value and the economy running smoothly, I doubt any human being abroad would b forming one thing for peeps at home.
Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by Nonye1234: 9:53pm On Dec 11, 2018
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Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by Nobody: 9:58pm On Dec 11, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
So you agree that our deterioted economy has contributed immensely to these vices? Anyways I pray the system begins to work as it should.

If our naira had value and the economy running smoothly, I doubt any human being abroad would b forming one thing for peeps at home.
yes it has contributed to it as well.back then in the mid 80s my aunty as she told me she was a young nurse working in central hospital in benin there was this yankee returnee who used to bother them for marriage..that he was looking for a homebased to carry with him back to the states.the man was very advanced in age.most times the man go enter their ward dey bother them that he must marry a nurse to carry back with him to the states.thats how d man was botherin them until he got tired.tell me if such happen today how e go be grin
na naija babes go dey rush am cheesy.

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Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by slayprint: 9:59pm On Dec 11, 2018
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Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by 2buffagain(m): 10:25pm On Dec 11, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
So our society pressures us to be good? Very funny. The truth is, there's no iron cast directives when it comes to meeting the right partner. With all your tests and observations you might end up regretting. Just marry your friend. I doubt romeo was this calculative when he met juliet.

The point being made is against your earlier comment...not against people marrying their friends.
it is a long ting to travel all the way to Nigeria from where one is, just to find someone to marry and it holds no guarantees of anything...except added stress.
The best option for diasporians still, is to find themselves where they are, and become readily good-to-go assets for each others lives than the long acclimization thing.
Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by 2buffagain(m): 10:27pm On Dec 11, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
So you agree that our deterioted economy has contributed immensely to these vices? Anyways I pray the system begins to work as it should.

If our naira had value and the economy running smoothly, I doubt any human being abroad would b forming one thing for peeps at home.

And thus your true mind is revealed as evidence of your comments.
Who is forming for peeps at home? Sounds like you feel "less-than" because you are in naija otherwise you wouldn't be projecting that. No one ever said this. You did. We just stating facts and figured from the realities of today.
Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by Nobody: 1:22am On Dec 12, 2018
OP, did an akata female hurt you, or where's this coming from? You obviously wrote from experience.

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Re: If You Are A Ratchet Akata, That Nigerian Man Will Never Marry You For Real by Biglittlelois(f): 1:42am On Dec 12, 2018
Wow this thread is deep, rachet akata lol

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