2buffagain:


I have enough brain cells to stay away from ratchet akata.
No I write from the experience of others and my own innate disgust of these people having observed first hand how they reason (if I can call it that) and act.

TomatoBiscuit:


I don't like Jamaican guys either. But I'm not going to generalize and say all are horrible like you're doing.

krissy123:



Interesting write-up.
Wanna make a small correction though.
You can't refer to America which is a location as "yankee"...its the citizens that can be referred to as "yankees" by non-citizens.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
My uncle came back home to marry my aunt like 38 years ago and they moved to d USA, they are still together today. People of this time are just cowards when it comes to relationships ni. I'm definitely not exempted.

Ranchhoddas:
This is wrong. Language is dynamic.

In Nigeria "Yankee" refers to the country and not the citizen.

lefulefu:
and how will u know d well brought up lady? Dat because she goes to church everyday and attends all night service? Guy forget dat thing. Except a guy has a serious girlfriend b4 he went abroad then he can come back to collect her but guy if u know any babe while u were in nigeria its safer u forget about going back home to marry a naija girl once u set ur foot overseas. If u must marry a nigerian girl then check out the ones in ur host country. My friend aunty who returned from germany last year told us a tale about one well to nigerian guy living and working in germany who died mysteriously once he married and brought over the nigerian babe he met on facebook. She say as soon as d man die na so d babe jus dey rush d man property. Only marry the girlfriend u left back home and ensure that its d girl u really trust and who really loves u.

2buffagain:


And you have never heard the word "yankee" before used to describe the US?
Then you are just forming.

krissy123:


I was referring to the dictionary meaning of the word though. He said "here in yankee"...wrong usage. Plus he's not in Nigeria, so what are you saying?

Ranchhoddas:
I am saying that you are wrong because language is dynamic. Ergo, it is not rigid. It is fluid. This is GSP 101.

Here's a line from Eldee's song

As I reach Yankee,

I see say the life wey my people dey live, na nonsense,

As I reach Yankee...

krissy123:


No I haven't heard it. If people actually do that, it means they don't know the proper usage of the word. My claims are based on the dictionary meaning of the word anyway...

lefulefu:
it might be possible those guys came back to marry their girlfriends they left when they travelled overseas.

Ranchhoddas:
Your uncle and your aunt got married?

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Oh OK. Your reasons? That it didn't work for u doesn't mean it won't work for another.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Yea, you guys should come home and pick homely girls. Off course there's no guarantees she won't spread her wings when she has left this shores.

are you for real? why will you give such evil advice the same Nigerian women that will dump this guys once they get there?

SilentWisper:
are you for real? why will you give such evil advice the same Nigerian women that will dump this guys once they get there?

Lordtimothy66:
have seen stories how those abroad base guys,who marry 9ja home girls are wishing they didn't. have seen stories how most of this home base girls divorce, this men once they get there.

I like I said I won't even advice my worst enemy to come back and marry 9ja home base girl, it very very very very risky to even try it.

SilentWisper:
are you for real? why will you give such evil advice the same Nigerian women that will dump this guys once they get there?

lefulefu:
all na sharpness. Anyway na naija guys for yankee wey dem no born here or those dat left very long ago dey fall into such trap. Diasporans in such category tend to have this deluded.believe that africa is a place of innocence where african girls dance braless by the moonlight in all innocence. Dem no know say naija babes don wiseup .

i don't want to laugh people in the western world can be so arrogant

2buffagain:
I have come across some really ratchet black-american females out in yankee. These creatures are so disgusting... I'm not talking about their big booties and face fineness... I'm talking about the average low class akata's tendency to be nasty, rude , disrespectful, gluttonous, filthy and loud... Lacking the wisdom to even discern that such behaviors are stinky.

Sometimes you just look at them while they talk unintelligently and flaunt large nasty tattoos as you wonder "who in their right mind will take this one into his home as a wife?". At the least the average low class Nigerian female still knows how to be domesticated and can cook their food.... But these ratchet akatas are beyond useless. And they always have these roach babies they keep having in bulk.

I have this friend who made the mistake of taking one out because he liked the way it looked.
He knew what he was getting into but he was all like "oh anybody can be understood" blah blah blah.

On the first date, at the end of the date while dropping her off...will you believe that creature tried to set him up to pay for her babysitter in a very dishonest way? After eating and drinking like a cow and costing the guy to pay for her many plates of food alone.

The guy admitted he was a fool and he knows now to run the other way whenever he hears any name like Shaniqua, Helicia, or whatever the Bleep name they give themselves.

If you are reading this and you are a ratchet akata, understand that Nigerian man will never marry you for real. You are a beast... Lacking wisdom in ALL things. No man of sense and value will marry you. Go to your prisons and marry your fellow mentally disjointed men. Better yet, get them to pump you full of more roach babies.

This is why the white police here keep gunning you down as Target practice. You guys are a plague on normal society. An infestation of crime, filth and everything wrong with any modern society.

However, do continue to submit yourself to Nigerian men as kpali-meat to be used and discarded. Accept this as your place, your one noble purpose in this life. Perhaps by serving in this way, you may find some redemption in your existence... But never through us loving you. That is reserved for our Nigerian Queens. You lack the skills needed to build or maintain a legacy. I would pity you, but you animals don't understand the concept of such higher functions.

NOTE: Before you show your inability to read by saying anything about generalizing, notice how this thread is about "ratchet akatas". Some of you have already failed.

Ahmed0336:
Where are those Nairalanders that always shout team Foreign? Make una come over...



Any smart Nigerian will hardly marry those black American. instead, they come back home to get a well brought up lady.

Most of the fear is after marrying from home, the moment most Naija ladies step their foot on a foreign soil Naso Dem go begin misbehave like android phone wey need flashing..

2buffagain:


Nobody needs to come home. We scan for Naija babes who have brought themselves here and have gotten that initial crase out of their system.

This is actually the best place to look for Naija girls.
In Naija everyone has to form because it is the culture.
But here, let the bad ones rot in their new-found freedom so they can remove themselves from the equation and so we can see road to the one that truly stands firm from within.

You can only pick confarm diamond amongst coals from high-pressure environmental conditions.

lefulefu:
if any of friend based overseas was thinking of coming home to collect a wife i had disuade him and encourage him to look for a nigerian girl where he is. Once its known u based outside d country u can never get a good girl here. Na d leeches go surround u. If u like go to d church or village u wont get a good one. Nowardays most guys who travel out only come back for d girl who was with them while they were in naija ..not for a total stranger and doing such under this buhari regime is not even advisable.

Ahmed0336:
Where are those Nairalanders that always shout team Foreign? Make una come over...



Any smart Nigerian will hardly marry those black American. instead, they come back home to get a well brought up lady.

Most of the fear is after marrying from home, the moment most Naija ladies step their foot on a foreign soil Naso Dem go begin misbehave like android phone wey need flashing..

Ahmed0336:
Where are those Nairalanders that always shout team Foreign? Make una come over...



Any smart Nigerian will hardly marry those black American. instead, they come back home to get a well brought up lady.

Most of the fear is after marrying from home, the moment most Naija ladies step their foot on a foreign soil Naso Dem go begin misbehave like android phone wey need flashing..

Lordtimothy66:
have seen stories how those abroad base guys,who marry 9ja home girls are wishing they didn't. have seen stories how most of this home base girls divorce, this men once they get there.

I like I said I won't even advice my worst enemy to come back and marry 9ja home base girl, it very very very very risky to even try it.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
My uncle came back home to marry my aunt like 38 years ago and they moved to d USA, they are still together today. People of this time are just cowards when it comes to relationships ni. I'm definitely not exempted.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
My uncle came back home to marry my aunt like 38 years ago and they moved to d USA, they are still together today. People of this time are just cowards when it comes to relationships ni. I'm definitely not exempted.

charliboy654:

Same thing is happening to my uncle, after the 3 kids this woman wants to leave, some Nigerian women are something else

kense88:
Don't mind them my dear. Emeka must come back and take you to america.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Yea, you guys should come home and pick homely girls. Off course there's no guarantees she won't spread her wings when she has left this shores.

Angela777:

Lol! Bringing a Nigerian Queen to America. Your Nigerian Queens are very smart and value money and good life over love and loyalty. Most of them (I am not saying all) learn fast in America how to make you work, get all your money and dump you in debt and ruined. We have American women like that too because the law is all about to protect and help women, so it's a business here for some women to get men, have many babies and live on government support and men alimony without working, easy life. And Oh, Nigerian ladies coming to America learn it so fast and there it goes, she will get her Green Card, your house, your savings, alimony more than half of what you earn and dump you. Surprisenly the same Queen will be good and submissive wife living in Nigeria but not in America.