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'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by Nobody: 4:59pm On Dec 20, 2018
cheesy

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by Airforce01(m): 5:01pm On Dec 20, 2018
Reply: I've never been to the police station before so I will put you in my prayers

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by elderken(m): 5:01pm On Dec 20, 2018
Have a nice time

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by MissRaine69(f): 5:02pm On Dec 20, 2018
Do you need bail money? A lawyer?

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by Eberechi24(f): 5:04pm On Dec 20, 2018
What happened?
If I can help him, I do it. If not I send my condolences. We are Exes not enemies

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by IamD18: 5:06pm On Dec 20, 2018
Ex: Baby, I'm in jail.

Me: Send me your father's number let me flash him to tell him.

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by Nobody: 5:12pm On Dec 20, 2018
Me: Happy jailing grin


Seriously, I would help the person if I can but It depends on how we broke up.

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by Nobody: 5:22pm On Dec 20, 2018
Airforce01:
Reply: I've never been to the police station before so I will put you in my prayers

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by MJBOLT: 5:26pm On Dec 20, 2018
IamD18:
Ex: Baby, I'm in jail.
Me: Send me your father's number let me flash him to tell him.

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by 2buffagain(m): 5:30pm On Dec 20, 2018
What happened?
Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by ositadima1(m): 5:30pm On Dec 20, 2018
MissRaine69:
Do you need bail money? A lawyer?

I joined nairaland early January to get my dick wet, guess what, it's mid December and I am still a virgin. I cried my self to sleep last night, I can't do this anymore.

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by dingbang(m): 5:51pm On Dec 20, 2018
Person wey dem jail, dem no dey allow am carry phone inside cell... So na lie.. Nonsense. I won't fall for such scam

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by MissRaine69(f): 6:08pm On Dec 20, 2018
ositadima1:


I joined nairaland early January to get my dick wet, guess what, it's mid December and I am still a virgin. I cried my self to sleep last night, I can't do this anymore.
Maybe it’s time to become a priest.

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by MJBOLT: 6:23pm On Dec 20, 2018
MissRaine69:
Maybe it’s time to become a priest.

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by 2buffagain(m): 7:13pm On Dec 20, 2018
ositadima1:


I joined nairaland early January to get my dick wet, guess what, it's mid December and I am still a virgin. I cried my self to sleep last night, I can't do this anymore.

grin grin grin grin

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by Ikpongiton: 7:45pm On Dec 20, 2018
dingbang:
Person wey dem jail, dem no dey allow am carry phone inside cell... So na lie.. Nonsense. I won't fall for such scam
shey-you are not an ex convict

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:50pm On Dec 20, 2018
ositadima1:
I joined nairaland early January to get my dick wet, guess what, it's mid December and I am still a virgin. I cried my self to sleep last night, I can't do this anymore.

Just wait another few years....... Its coming!

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by victorian(f): 7:50pm On Dec 20, 2018
Eeyah, don't worry the Lord is your strength.

It's well.... grin




Then I go japa! And change number! cheesy

Lol


The ex miss road contacting me... He no well!

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by ositadima1(m): 7:52pm On Dec 20, 2018
MissRaine69:

Maybe it’s time to become a priest.

Not really, I am positive I will keep going, you know the law of large numbers, the more the number of trials the more likely a random event is going to happen. Probability says so.

Come 2019, I am going to nut in one of you girls.

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by WizJesus007(m): 8:16pm On Dec 20, 2018
Eberechi24:
What happened?
If I can help him, I do it. If not I send my condolences. We are Exes not enemies
be lyk say diz ine no go mind get her EX bck...ah Can hear my Ex CAliin!

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by Nobody: 8:20pm On Dec 20, 2018
"Sorry, wrong number. I don't have a girlfriend. "

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by Kidaholic(m): 8:26pm On Dec 20, 2018
ositadima1:


I joined nairaland early January to get my dick wet, guess what, it's mid December and I am still a virgin. I cried my self to sleep last night, I can't do this anymore.

That moment when frustration hits you... grin

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by Nobody: 8:27pm On Dec 20, 2018
U go and bail him out. Life is that simple.

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by WizJesus007(m): 8:28pm On Dec 20, 2018
ositadima1:


I joined nairaland early January to get my dick wet, guess what, it's mid December and I am still a virgin. I cried my self to sleep last night, I can't do this anymore.
YoYo o...or better still...Join The #VaselineGang nw...Shout out to Y'all #VaselineGang!

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by MissRaine69(f): 8:38pm On Dec 20, 2018
ositadima1:


Not really, I am positive I will keep going, you know the law of large numbers, the more the number of trials the more likely a random event is going to happen. Probability says so.

Come 2019, I am going to nut in one of you girls.



Well all I can say is your optimism is rather endearing all the best in finding an orifice for you to nut in. Pray it is a human one.

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by Eberechi24(f): 8:44pm On Dec 20, 2018
WizJesus007:

be lyk say diz ine no go mind get her EX bck...ah Can hear my Ex CAliin!
I don move on be say I don move on. E no means say if you need my help, it won't render. I no dey like that

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by ositadima1(m): 9:23pm On Dec 20, 2018
MissRaine69:

Well all I can say is your optimism is rather endearing all the best in finding an orifice for you to nut in. Pray it is a human one.

I like you, you are clever. I don't know about orifices, I am strictly for vaginas but I can give a rim job on demand, my CV is pretty impressive, hu?
Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by Nobody: 9:29pm On Dec 20, 2018
What My Concern undecided
Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by Pwettyella(f): 9:51pm On Dec 20, 2018
So many funny comments

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by habsydiamond(m): 10:04pm On Dec 20, 2018
My response would be: break out like Scofield did in prison break undecided undecided

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by wese90(m): 10:13pm On Dec 20, 2018
hmmm

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Re: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by Offpoint: 10:32pm On Dec 20, 2018
I tell you your mouth go put you for trouble one day

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