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thornapple:
Hahahaha,
you are really funny Mr Plato.

IamPlato:
Enjoyin Free Laughter Without Paying, In This Nigeria? Aunty Laugh Is Not Free o.


Suppose Pay Me For Those Laugh

thornapple:
I beg i no laugh ooo, looool

IamPlato:
This Laugh Loud o...

Na Only People Wey Sit Down For VVIP fit Laugh Like This.


Aunty Your Laughter Price Is 400k. Are You Paying Cash Or Bank Transfer

thornapple:
Hahahahaha,
will pay you by bank transfer on exactly 29th of February, 2019. Don't fail to remind me.

IamPlato:
Lol. Reminder abi. I Go Remind You. Make I go Set Reminder For all The Phone for My House

thornapple:
Hahahaha That's cool.

IamPlato:
is This The Thorn Apple Eve Gave Adam To Eat

thornapple:
No, Plato. Even gave an intact one. Mine has thorns.

IamPlato:
I Have Heard Of Thorn Apples But Havent Seen One.


Dont Mind Me o I'm Just Feeling Excited Today


It Would Be Breath Taking To See This One. Na Only See I Won See, No Chopping

IamPlato:
Jesus! See Teeth!

thornapple:
Hehehehehehe
u never see anything o

IamPlato:
Thornapple any Thing But That Teeth please...



I Have To Go now!


I Will Disturb You Later, Watch Out For Part 2

thornapple:
lol. Bye

Oyindidi:
Sex should be enjoyed by married couples. Yes, it should be done anywhere, kitchen, bedroom floor, parlor, dinning, in the bathroom while bathing and in the car. Be dirty while at it, its brings bound. And women glow after having a lot of it. I mean satisfaction


Kids keep off!

OladimejiRufai:
Yeh!!

I don die!!!

Madam... please is your husband still alive?

If he is, kindly help me extend my sympathy and condolences to him. tell him to stay strong and I will keep praying for him

The Lord is his strength

thornapple:
lol
NO, not at all.

Goodlyhrt:
to be honest with you guys I struggle to see the point in this thread and comes off to me as a desperate attempt to get attention

thornapple:
Received this a while ago that was supposed to be an interesting read.

SEX IS FOOD!!!!!!!read

Sex is not all about making children. You must be a different woman to your husband every time. Seduce your husband, don't always allow your husband to ask for Sex, there must be no timetable for sex. Be creative, don't be predictable. Give him what he wants. If you loose influence over your husband, you have lost womanhood. Be part of your husband plans.
Don't have too many children, you wanna sell them ? Allow your husband to check in and out anytime.
When a man is sexually satisfied, he is emotionally stable. Stop saying, is it food ? Yes, sex is food !!!
As a wife, try to invest in yourself spiritually so you can adequately support him. Build yourself as his prayer warrior so that you will not be forced to pray at the end of your life. Don't allow your husband to provide all your needs, he is not a money making machine. Iron sharpens iron, try to reciprocate.
You are meant to support each other spiritually, financially, physically and morally through thick and thin. You are a builder....Wise woman buildeth her home. Women need wisdom to build their homes. Do not be too outspoken, know when to talk, when to listen and when to be quiet.
Love your husband with all your heart, never tell him, if not because of my children, remember you've known him before the arrival of those children.
Pamper your husband, put his head on your chest and pray for him. Give him unannounced kiss from the back.... mwahhhhhh, don't be too holy to kiss in the public. He is your husband for God sake. Be romantic too, it is good for the heart. Some people are not happy that you're happy in that marriage, prove them wrong that you love him and he is your crown, always feel good when you hold him. Don't look 50 while you're still under 30, it drives men crazy. Always keep fit regardless of your age or body.

To men:
Do not take a woman who does all these for granted!
Pamper her, pray for her, cherish her, love her, support her financially, make her feel like your woman! God bless you and your marriages.

For GOD And My Country!
#BarentSecrets

arleck:
This girl you again
seems like bae s3x starved

thornapple:
Arleck could you stop drawing wrong conclusions joor.

arleck:
Lol!!! tough girl
like you sha

thornapple:
Are you Ibo or Yoruba?

arleck:
why you asking dear
I'm an Igbo boy

thornapple:
Good to know. I asked to understand you better. You stubborn like them.

arleck:
you don't need to tell me you an Igbo girl
see her fake eye brow
na guys follow you so

thornapple:
What you can't see is that my eyebrows are natural. Just that I added something on them. I don't shave them
Since you won't upload ur pictures but been digressing, I will upload what I think is you soon don't worry. Just kwontinu.

thornapple:
What you can't see is that my eyebrows are natural. Just that I added something on them. I don't shave them
Since you won't upload ur pictures but been digressing, I will upload what I think is you soon don't worry. Just kwontinu.

arleck:
Madam can't see any thing natural there
all I see is a brow that is drawn
by the way does your email works?

thornapple:
If you zoom you'll see a luxuriant eyebrows in place. Just drew something on them. That's all.