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What is a penis worth?
Not much obviously.
Imagine if as a guy you had the option of not doing anything productive with yourself just because you have a penis between your legs.
Imagine if you could "sit handsome" all day long and get anything you want on a platter of gold.
You craving pizza? well why didn't you say so? simply put it up on your WhatsApp status with a few sadface emojis "I really need pizza right now (�����������) and be sure to get 4 packs from 4 different Simps.
Its important that you keep several of these simps on your contact list so you'd get positive feedback anytime you need someone to finesse.
So always string admirers along even if you have Zero interest in them cos people in love do stupid things for love and it will be very easy to finesse these ones.
Whenever you are bored remember you can get whatever you like just ask for a movie date and BAM!! 4 different simps willing to take you....you'll wine and dine and watch a movie or two all bills on the Simp.
When a particular simp starts pressing to know where the "relationship" is going, simply say you guys are just friends....If complains come about all of the spending that isn't right to be one-sided in a "platonic friendship", just flash the famous manipulative line women use " What are friends for? A friend in need is a friend indeed, do you want to take advantage on me JUST cos you spent SMALL money on me?"...It doesn't matter if that particular simp gets upset and leaves....there's many more where that came from so finessing continues.
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Imagine if men did these things that women do every fucking day to men. Manipulative set of human beings.
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MGTOW


I love my toxic masculinity.

I love my penis.

I love my balls.

I love my freedom.

Joystick is priceless and can't be measured.

It brings life and has a mind of it's own.

like my best rapper Kendrick Lamar says "this d*ck ain't for free"...

TarOrfeek:
MGTOW


I love my toxic masculinity.

I love my penis.

I love my balls.

I love my freedom.

Haha mahhh nigga (denzel's voice)

Rickjordan:
like my best rapper Kendrick Lamar says "this d*ck ain't for free"...

They have to work for it by bringing something other than sex to the table

CaZmir:
Joystick is priceless and can't be measured.


It brings life and has a mind of it's own.

That's the right frame of mind my guy