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Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by pawesome(m): 9:30pm On Jan 25, 2019
Hotels wey full makurdi... Churches, hotel and beer palours are competing in makurdi.. Next time ask anybody around before going.. You just went to the wrong hotel

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Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by Brizzy404: 9:30pm On Jan 25, 2019
Ordinary night and lonely hotel dey make you fear... Fear fear man

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Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by Heffalump(m): 9:30pm On Jan 25, 2019
Tales by moon light grin
Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by AllenSpencer: 9:30pm On Jan 25, 2019
osuofia2:
Buharis days are numbered

Relax

You are too anxious and impatient


Buhari will leave office in 2023.

2023 is close already.

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Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by Heffalump(m): 9:32pm On Jan 25, 2019
undecided
Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by Mentcee(m): 9:33pm On Jan 25, 2019
Sorry for your experience.
I was there on 29/12/18.
My younger brother got married to his heart throb.


Tiv gal.

I came with guests from Enugu.

We drank at Balcony bar, a place I'd come to once before.


My bro is am Army Officer.


I am very well to do and wanted to check in my guests....


I was told by mu contacts to lodge at Officon hotels.

Price didn't work out.


I was introduced to Soweto Hotels and another... i. e. Lucia Hotel...

I can tell you.... Makurdi is bleeped hotel wise....

I had a horrible experience at Soweto...

Virtually your same kinda experience.

Please it won't kill you to mention the hell you were lured into. ..


....I mean the name of the hotel...

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Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by Offpoint: 9:36pm On Jan 25, 2019
What's the moral of this story? this story is as useless as buhari left ball. I wonder who pushed this to the front page.


The most important thing should have been the name of the so call hotel, but you omitted it. This thread is useless.

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Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by osuofia2(m): 9:37pm On Jan 25, 2019
AllenSpencer:


Relax

You are too anxious and impatient


Buhari will leave office in 2023.

2023 is close already.
Zombies don't have a mind of theirs...I no blame you
Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by HolyTitus(m): 9:39pm On Jan 25, 2019
Baba, kini oruko hotel nah ?.... Just the prefix and the last 2 letters of its name would be okay to serve as a wake-up call for impending Benue travellers. Ose
Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by twinskenny(m): 9:42pm On Jan 25, 2019
lol had similar experience in Awka anambra state.. queen suite used to be the best around but then what happend? was there last two weeks place was deserted.. no water no light.. i quickly changed my mind
Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by Collysmith: 9:47pm On Jan 25, 2019
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Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by Nobody: 9:50pm On Jan 25, 2019
I live in Benue state and I can tell you
NOTHING WORKS HERE.

Like someone stated, if not for oyel money, Benue, kogi and taraba states will not be states at all.

NOTHING WORKS IN BENUE STATE.

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Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by Twoclans(f): 9:56pm On Jan 25, 2019
Customer service is at an all time low in Nigeria .People take alot of things for granted in this country.

Your experience is not out of the ordinary, Most hotels are struggling to stay afloat due to the harsh economic realities in Nigeria.That is why you see some of the hotels practicing unimaginable things just to survive.

Power is a huge problem for the average business man in Nigeria,if you don't do your calculations well honestly you will just be working for PHCN.

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Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by FATBAYO(m): 9:59pm On Jan 25, 2019
Very few hotels can power generator for just a customer in Nigeria ....

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Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by FATBAYO(m): 10:01pm On Jan 25, 2019
Op it's not Greenland hotel cos it's a very NYC place years back
Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by Radiant1020(f): 10:05pm On Jan 25, 2019
Story story!
Story tell lie!
Lolz

Thank God you survived the night...but honestly this story is hard to believe

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Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by bayocanny: 10:09pm On Jan 25, 2019
pocohantas:
How much you pay?
You want to refund him?

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Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by Bambambiglo: 10:10pm On Jan 25, 2019
nkwuocha:
Lol

You went to Benue glorified village and you're expecting a Sheraton treatment?Have you been to their laison office in Abuja?It's like a mortuary.Try enter their toilet and you realize that even roaches can have thick laps.

If not for ND oil,Benue state,Kogi and some core northern state should be used as quarantine facilities to taste strange outbreaks.

Lol.. please which state are you from in the mud republic?

Stupid Igbo tout

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Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by nkwuocha: 10:13pm On Jan 25, 2019
Bambambiglo:


Lol.. please which state are from in the mud republic?

Stupid Igbo tout

Even Benue person get mouth?With those thatched roof hamlets littered with no gates? Little wondr fulani can easily catch up with you guys unaware.

Even a crippled Igbo man is better than a household in Benue.

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Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by koyeni(m): 10:16pm On Jan 25, 2019
Ok
Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by Bambambiglo: 10:16pm On Jan 25, 2019
nkwuocha:
Lol

You went to Benue glorified village and you're expecting a Sheraton treatment?Have you been to their laison office in Abuja?It's like a mortuary.Try enter their toilet and you realize that even roaches can have thick laps.

If not for ND oil,Benue state,Kogi and some core northern state should be used as quarantine facilities to taste strange outbreaks.

Lol.. please which state are from in the mud republic?

Stupid Igbo tout
Chi59:
I live in Benue state and I can tell you
NOTHING WORKS HERE.

Like someone stated, if not for oyel money, Benue, kogi and taraba states will not be states at all.

NOTHING WORKS IN BENUE STATE.

First off, what kind of job are you doing in Benue?

Stupid cheap olosho selling pussy for 500 naira a round making noise online with free data. #Fuckouttaherebitch

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Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by Bambambiglo: 10:21pm On Jan 25, 2019
nkwuocha:


Even Benue person get mouth?With those thatched roof hamlets littered with no gates? Little wondr fulani can easily catch up with you guys unaware.

Even a crippled Igbo man is better than a household in Benue.

If not blocking the high way in the night at 9th mile, which other work do you or you father do?

Stupid unscrupulous fool feeling important. What have you done to the Fulani that raped your mother in the village in Enugu? idiot!
Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by Bambambiglo: 10:26pm On Jan 25, 2019
Maket:
Hope no HIV from there

The same HIV your mom transmitted to you at childbirth abi
Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by InvertedHammer: 10:30pm On Jan 25, 2019
twinskenny:
lol had similar experience in Awka anambra state.. queen suite used to be the best around but then what happend? was there last two weeks place was deserted.. no water no light.. i quickly changed my mind
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Building a hotel turned out to be status symbol for some people. The average lifespan of a hotel in Nigeria is five years. If it remains fully functional after five years, then it will be ok.

How Queens Suites went from 100 to 0 in a very short time is disheartening.
/

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Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by Daviddson(m): 10:30pm On Jan 25, 2019
For all of you asking of the name of the hotel, so you guys can't read in between the lines that this is a total fiction that it's? grin. The first line already indicated that.
Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by Fidelismaria: 10:32pm On Jan 25, 2019
grin grin

Benue wey nothing dey inside

Bubuhari dullardino Fulani terrorists don pursue all of them come Lagos
Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by freshvine(f): 10:32pm On Jan 25, 2019
i have 2 similar case to share. one in makurdi, the second in onitsha.

i lodged in a hotel in makurdi though my 2nd night there and its a bungalow. they've this policy of putting off the gen at 11pm and this particular night was my longest. few minutes after one i was woken by a shout, then more cry, agony, pain, pleading and more cry of a guy coming from the opposite room. i supposed the victim was being slaughtered in the dead of the night. hysterically, i ran out and met not a soul at the reception, i ran towards the gate nobody meanwhile the cry intensified and i was abouting scalling the fence when a staff stroll up and convinced me its nothing out of the ordinary but a local govt chairman in benue bringing young boys to have sex with whenever he is in town.

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Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by nkwuocha: 10:33pm On Jan 25, 2019
Bambambiglo:


If not blocking the high way in the night at 9th mile, which other work do you or you father do?

Stupid unscrupulous fool feeling important. What have you done to the Fulani that raped your mother in the village in Enugu? idiot!

Blocking the high way?Even a thief in Benue do it just for being a worthless child.Benue propl na yam and goat them dey thief na.Ir better still wood/timber.
Wetin again una dey thief?You go see Benue guy carry gun say na wood him go thief grin grin grin ;DMumu
How many times have your father retaliated the mass rape of your mothers and sisters?Oh wait una think say because say ya papa follow hausa people fight Igbo be say una go go free?
With HIV dropping you guys like flies and fulani slicing you guys like yam,una go soon be community kindred.
Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by 22brains(m): 10:35pm On Jan 25, 2019
wizzie001:
This thread was inspired by the lady who shared her experience a while ago about the heat she experienced all night in Surulere.

I had a similar experience some years back when I went to Makurdi on a routine check to supervise a project. I got to Makurdi late, so was going through the modern market road when I saw a beautiful hotel, I quickly checked in, good structure, nice furniture, neat environment and security men on standby just to mention few.

As I was being lead to my room, I saw beautiful ladies descending the steps chattering and singing, at that point I gave a sigh of relief that I'm in the right place.
My room was much spacious And every necessary gadgets for a standard room was in place with good smell. when I was left alone, i checked everywhere as thats a normal routine to avoid story that touch the heart, then later Checked into the rest room and got refreshed.

Without wasting much time, my trauma began when I tried calling the kitchen and I discovered the intercom wasn't connected, well I decided I should seize that opportunity to go on sight seeing of the environment. I really did survey the area and relaxed in some cool spot where I took 2 bottles of my usual beer and a plate of noodles as dinner.

Then i retired back to my hotel around 10pm, was I in the wrong place? The compound was dark and quiet like mortuary, I came down and ask the securities personels why there was no light, they were just mumbling inaudible things, I just left them and headed for the reception visibly angry with the aid of my phone camera to vent my anger on the receptionist. Alas, everywhere was empty and no receptionist in sight, no voice to atleast give me succor that rapture hasn't taken place.

Well, I retired back into my microwaved room, tried to open the window and realized there was no net, I ain't risking invasion of mosquitoes, I prefer heat to mosquito bite, I quickly close the window. Went to the rest room to take a shower. Alas, no water shocked, which kind wahala be this? See how I take use my hand buy trouble! I was lost in thought when the tune of mosquito jeered me back to reality.

Okay I've had enough, I wore my clothes, carried my bag and headed downstairs, it was almost 11pm at this point, I ordered the securities to open the gate, I realized they didn't even bulge, I repeated same command, Oga abeg open gate make I comot, no response. Now several thoughts started running through my mind, what if this place is a ritualist den in disguise, if I start screaming who will come to my aid as it was obvious I was the only guest that night. I was still deep in thought when the voice came, Oga no vex, we no go open this gate for you as its late already and this area is very dangerous to drive at night. shocked

I bolted back into my room with trepidation, locked the door with every available locks attached to it, I pushed the chair at the back of the door and ready for whoever that will come to say I should open. I started praying silently and reflecting on how I found myself in this avoidable mess. That was the longest night of my life as I was up all night sweating and mosquitoes feasting on my blood.

Moral of the story: Not all that glitter is gold, always endeavour to look before leaping!

we no send u go hotel.
Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by nkwuocha: 10:37pm On Jan 25, 2019
Bambambiglo:


Lol.. please which state are from in the mud republic?

Stupid Igbo tout

First off, what kind of job are you doing in Benue?

Stupid cheap olosho selling pussy for 500 naira a round making noise online with free data. #Fuckouttaherebitch

Why do you want to know my state? grin grin
It's a mud republic,atleast you should be satisfied with that! cheesy
But then you're from the skull mining republic and he'll there's no way in the world I'd find skull mining satisfactory. grin

Or you're from Benue?Ha! Worthless state.The refuse dump of Nigeria after Kogi state.

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