OkaNaUbe:


A lot of people live fake lives. Abuja people are number 1.


Fake life is when you claim to be a BBQ seller and instead of you to be active on "Food section" you jump from thread to thread, especially Politics section. Are you not a BMC?

Don't talk to MANNABBQGRILL like that ooo.
I don't want anything to Turnioniown ooo

Hmmmm op is on point,correct guy.Living my life on a lowkey,i so much love it.

That is what we call keeping up with the joneses.

A candid advice

Chanel bag. (Pronounced Shaanel)

Chanel not channel. Thanks

Creativebae:
Fact is we girls are not trying to impress guys, we are competing with ourselves. The moment i realized some guys do not know the difference between brazillian hair and synthetic weavon, the difference between original balenciaga and Aba made balenciaga. The difference between original channel bag and fake channel bag, i stopped wasting relevant money on these things. .just be yourself, don't go broke trying to impress, las las only you will soak your garri..

martineverest:
I stopped living fake lifestyle since beginning of 2018 when I realized that my self esteem was fading away uncontrollably and was living my life to please/impress others..the pressure of social media is the cause of this.

the first step in fighting fake lifestyle is by admitting it and then reduce Ur presence on social media

exactly bro even went as far as to start borrowing cars and wears just to impress others.
After realizing I've lost my self worth, I rebranded and deleted all my social media accounts

saintvc:
Buhari,stop deceiving us with fake agreement with Aasu. Strike continues after election

ASUU not aasu.
Olodo now wey them don call off ni e go pain u die

Etsyl:
A friend of mine took a picture of her ass, posted as her IG dp just to gain followers.....

give me her IG lemme follow her too

lol

Tapout:



"when grace finds you"... I'm dead

Same here,Lmao

OkaNaUbe:


A lot of people live fake lives. Abuja people are number 1.


Fake life is when you claim to be a BBQ seller and instead of you to be active on "Food section" you jump from thread to thread, especially Politics section. Are you not a BMC?

This one loud o! To think that the BBQ seller also has a "pussy" cat.

I have never lived a fake life.. it's not in my family's DNA

This is good but the problem is can we learn from this your piece? We find it difficult to accept the truth and change.

martineverest:
I stopped living fake lifestyle since beginning of 2018 when I realized that my self esteem was fading away uncontrollably and was living my life to please/impress others..the pressure of social media is the cause of this.

the first step in fighting fake lifestyle is by admitting it and then reduce Ur presence on social media

delete delete facebook and instagram off your phone and reclaim your life..

ok

People are just too toxic for my liking. They judge like they've never fell before. They are always too tense, when they can be simple with you they choose to be complicated instead and act so judgemental over what you do and wear.

There are two roads left . Bear it, cuz they're never going to change. Two, you'll fake it if you can't bear the unnecessary disgrace anymore. It's just reality.

I like this OP's post a lot. May have made my day.

sashx:
Still find it hard why ppl fake life to get acceptance. Me dat don’t care whether u live or exist as long as u dnt add value to my life, Y ll I even fake life to impress u.

my kind of person. But like the person above said, people can be too judgmental sometimes hence the reason most people fake stuffs.

Daeylar:


But that isn't fake life.
It's her ass. Her own ass, she isn't faking it.

As in ehn, I just don't understand some people.

OkaNaUbe:


A lot of people live fake lives. Abuja people are number 1.


Fake life is when you claim to be a BBQ seller and instead of you to be active on "Food section" you jump from thread to thread, especially Politics section. Are you not a BMC?

. These guys on NAIRALAND are always attacking you.

God bless Nigeria.

koyyes:
You are wasting your time.

If there is anything Africans are good at, its pretending and gadging for stupidity sake.

Even your leaders are not left out. When peeps from obodo oyibo come to see your leaders, you will notice the difference in grooming. Oyibo people appear so simple while your leaders will pack starch on their agbada. Yet, nothing dey their head.

I laugh sotey I wan begin curse u sef ... i no curse ooo

daveP:
That moment every one were carrying toygun and making people think it was shakaboola, and then, OP enters with StealthBombers to reset some people's factory settings.

folake4u, if i mention that celeb's name now, calling M.A the Last PillarBender, you'd say i'm mean. This post is meant for her likes.


The other crew that bothers me are the "For the haterz" crew. All they ever do is to prove haterz wrong; from the bedsheets to their bodies, to their designers and to their devices, etc. sick set of people i would say!!



OP


A girl jammed one maga for one univ in lag years back. She was sure this guy was gonna take her shopping. She connived with the boutique owner to inflate the prices so they split the cash....


Dude paid and all, and las las when yawa explode, she had to run, leave better husband material cos of greed and lack of intergrity. smh.


(in daddy Showkey accent)
one day
one day
one day,
e go reach your turn eo,
one day

What the Op said is really true.

Hahahaha! M.A no try sha. Photoshop gone wrong .

I swear down! It's only in Nigeria that everybody have haters and 'beefers' (like they're some meat). People fail to understand that 'No one cares about you at the end when you're 6ft down from leading a fake life which caused your untimely death'.

Etsyl:

Did you guys fire him?

To what end exactly?

BluntBoy:




The guy that services my generator, an apprentice o, describes himself as a Civil Engineer on his FB profile. He has not even written WAEC o. But you need to see his page. He has pictures of himself wearing civil engineering helmets with captions such as "at work with my Chinese bosses. Money tings". You never get to see these Chinese bosses because they are imaginary.

May God help these fake people.

Tell her to buy a good phone with high or medium megapixels and she should start snapping raunchy pictures in Okrika clothes n bend down select sandals n visit malls to do the snapping ..... her fwends will feel the same way !!

ajon1:
Guilty as charged! Will try to make amends henceforth

I like your sincerity

Its just not worth it, even those that really ball keep it low key. You don’t want to attract the wrong attention.

OkaNaUbe:


A lot of people live fake lives. Abuja people are number 1.


Fake life is when you claim to be a BBQ seller and instead of you to be active on "Food section" you jump from thread to thread, especially Politics section. Are you not a BMC?

My Belle ooo. This comment don finish me.

FruitCakes:
If you deceive yourself, it will be hard to get helpers. If you appear to be rich on social media, people will conclude you are rich

Okay , I should appear to be a beggar or poor.
Let this mind be in you.. ..

Etsyl:
A friend of mine took a picture of her ass, posted as her IG dp just to gain followers.....

You are now painr

Creativebae:

professor johnbul thanks for the correction anyways, i wouldn't know cos i spend money on relevant things that will fetch more money. .

Why are you guys like this?

I wonder the type of life you guys lead in real life if you get so defensive like this over something so inconsequential like this.

Someone took her time to educate you.

The least you could do is to thank the person.

But no.

You decide to mock the person while expressing your anger for being corrected in the first place.

I do recall a time I corrected one girl who kept on saying that her landlord gave QUICK notice.

I took her aside and told her it is actually QUIT notice.

Guess what her response was?

I just don't understand why you guys are like that, seriously.