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Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by omooba969(m): 4:55pm On Feb 14, 2019
Ok
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by UNCL3(m): 4:55pm On Feb 14, 2019
Today more legs will be spread than rumours.
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by RexEmmyGee: 4:55pm On Feb 14, 2019
Saintsammurai:
Though i don't celebrate Valentine, but this gift is nonsense and foolish, childish and crazy.

A gift cannot be food, you cannot give me a beautifully wrapped take away of rice and call it a gift.

Did i tell you that I'm hungry?

Even if its a shoe or a sandals or anything, it does not necessarily means it must be expensive.

Just wrap it beautifully and it will be appreciated.
Don't give me bananas and groundnut all in the name of being unique, i will reject it instantly and personally i consider it an insult.
You're fool then
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by Abbbeyyy(m): 4:56pm On Feb 14, 2019
Both of these helps to boost sexual performance. If you know you know.. The lady is up to something
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by Saintsammurai(m): 4:56pm On Feb 14, 2019
germanized:
The most popular Valentine's gift of all time, Chocolate, is still food. So stop saying all that.

When you're at a stage in your life where you have most things, it's simple things like these that catch your attention.

Women don't even know how to buy gifts, most of them end up buying fake shirts and watches and if you have taste, you'll probably dash someone.

I prefer this biko.
You are funny.
So i ate fufu and ogbonor soup this morning, i was 100% full, in fact i don't really need anything going into my stomach for some hours and then you present groundnut and banana for me as a gift?

Did i tell you i want to eat banana?
See bananas are everywhere, when i need it, i will purchase some and eat.

Gifts are items that will remind you of the person that gave it to you each time you set your eyes on the gift.
Even if its a fake T-shirt or watch, it does not matter, the most important thing is that you went to the market out of love, took your time and bought it for me.


Lionel messi is a multi millionaire that has his own Private jet, but there is a ribbon he still wears on his arm which was given to him by a fan so so many years ago.

Can't he afford to buy the whole company that produces ribbons?
He can, but that gift given to him by that fan has a special place in his heart forever.

There are people that puts on a particular necklace for many years now, its not that they can't afford new ones, they just have special love for the person that gave them the necklace and that is what i call a gift.
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by 4dor: 4:56pm On Feb 14, 2019
IYANGBALI:
Banana and groundnuts, if you know,you know
You sabi
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by Omoluabi16(m): 4:56pm On Feb 14, 2019
Awwwww.she has a good heart Probably the only thing she could afford.
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by Gleefreak125(m): 4:57pm On Feb 14, 2019
Awww... this is good. We'll just sit together and finish it together over small talks. Afterwards, we go out and have a decent meal. That's a day well spent with a loved one joor. Nice initiative.
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by Tats(m): 4:58pm On Feb 14, 2019
Cleaners or people who do menial jobs are hardly recognised in the workplace.
I don't know the context of her giving him this gift but perhaps the guy acknowledges the lady and others like her and she appreciated that.
So, it could be her own way of saying thanks to him. As someone said, it is widows mite and so I don't think the gift should be despised.
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by ekaette1621: 4:58pm On Feb 14, 2019
TO KNACK BOBRISKY KPEKUS DEY HUNGRY ME grin grin grin grin
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by Aluckiest(m): 4:58pm On Feb 14, 2019
Saintsammurai:
Though i don't celebrate Valentine, but this gift is nonsense and foolish, childish and crazy.

A gift cannot be food, you cannot give me a beautifully wrapped take away of rice and call it a gift.

Did i tell you that I'm hungry?

Even if its a shoe or a sandals or anything, it does not necessarily means it must be expensive.

Just wrap it beautifully and it will be appreciated.
Don't give me bananas and groundnut all in the name of being unique, i will reject it instantly and personally i consider it an insult.
Are u now telling me that u didn't eat food? Come-on broz
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by MacLovington(m): 4:59pm On Feb 14, 2019
WoW! Very commendable.

Some earn 10 times her wages but will never buy even a sachet of pure water as a gift for anyone.

Ehmmmmmm. I hope the recipient of the gift has not been trying some monkey business with the cleaner lady. grin grin cheesy cheesy
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by Nobody: 4:59pm On Feb 14, 2019
I can't believe nobody is getting the subtle message in this. She just gave him an African blend of testosterone booster
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by Buharifanatic: 4:59pm On Feb 14, 2019
Why is she giving you a gift for val? Did she give everyone at the office or only you, all these guys went they Bleep cleaners
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by omooba969(m): 4:59pm On Feb 14, 2019
IYANGBALI:
Banana and groundnuts, if you know,you know
Shoki things. grin
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by Dinho20(m): 4:59pm On Feb 14, 2019
1. A man will pay 200naira for a 100naira item he wants. A woman will pay 100naira for a 200naira item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men – but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes – there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman – before marriage & after marriage.
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by Nobody: 4:59pm On Feb 14, 2019
Saintsammurai:
You are funny.
So i ate fufu and ogbonor soup this morning, i was 100% full, in fact i don't really need anything going into my stomach for some hours and then you present groundnut and banana for me as a gift?

Did i tell you i want to eat banana?
See bananas are everywhere, when i need it, i will purchase some and eat.

Gifts are items that will remind you of the person that gave it to you each time you set your eyes on the gift.
Even if its a fake T-shirt or watch, it does not matter, the most important thing is that you went to the market out of love, took your time and bought it for me.


Lionel messi is a multi millionaire that has his own Private jet, but there is a ribbon he still wears on his arm which was given to him by a fan so so many years ago.

Can't he afford to buy the whole company that produces ribbons?
He can, but that gift given to him by that fan has a special place in his heart forever.

There are people that puts on a particular necklace for many years now, its not that they can't afford new ones, they just have special love for the person that gave them the necklace and that is what i call a gift.
You still don't understand the concept of giving someone a gift. And yes, food can be a gift, a song can be a gift, a message can be a gift...

Bros stop confining yourself to material things... Life is way more than all that.
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by Nobody: 5:00pm On Feb 14, 2019
Saintsammurai:
You are funny.
So i ate fufu and ogbonor soup this morning, i was 100% full, in fact i don't really need anything going into my stomach for some hours and then you present groundnut and banana for me as a gift?

Did i tell you i want to eat banana?
See bananas are everywhere, when i need it, i will purchase some and eat.

Gifts are items that will remind you of the person that gave it to you each time you set your eyes on the gift.
Even if its a fake T-shirt or watch, it does not matter, the most important thing is that you went to the market out of love, took your time and bought it for me.


Lionel messi is a multi millionaire that has his own Private jet, but there is a ribbon he still wears on his arm which was given to him by a fan so so many years ago.

Can't he afford to buy the whole company that produces ribbons?
He can, but that gift given to him by that fan has a special place in his heart forever.

There are people that puts on a particular necklace for many years now, its not that they can't afford new ones, they just have special love for the person that gave them the necklace and that is what i call a gift.
Keep deluding yaself there.
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by Nobody: 5:00pm On Feb 14, 2019
Wow. Cool.
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by Bonebreaker(m): 5:00pm On Feb 14, 2019
it may not be mch bt if its frm da hrt accept it
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by BobJames1(f): 5:01pm On Feb 14, 2019
Saintsammurai:
Though i don't celebrate Valentine, but this gift is nonsense and foolish, childish and crazy.

A gift cannot be food, you cannot give me a beautifully wrapped take away of rice and call it a gift.

Did i tell you that I'm hungry?

Even if its a shoe or a sandals or anything, it does not necessarily means it must be expensive.

Just wrap it beautifully and it will be appreciated.
Don't give me bananas and groundnut all in the name of being unique, i will reject it instantly and personally i consider it an insult.
You actually typed this rubbish with your hard earned money.
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by SenatorJnr02: 5:03pm On Feb 14, 2019
V = Vote
A = Atiku
L = Lets
E = Enjoy
N = New
T = Things
I = In
N = Nigeria's
E = Economy

Happy Val to you all..����
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by Tats(m): 5:03pm On Feb 14, 2019
germanized:
You still don't understand the concept of giving someone a gift. And yes, food can be a gift, a song can be a gift, a message can be a gift...

Bros stop confining yourself to material things... Life is way more than all that.
Even perfume which is usually given as a gift will finish one day, although the food gift will finish more quickly. grin
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by edicied: 5:04pm On Feb 14, 2019
The gift is ah metaphor
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by peacettw: 5:07pm On Feb 14, 2019
Earthbound:
I can't believe nobody is getting the subtle message in this. She just gave him an African blend of testosterone booster
I didn't know this. Gosh, I need to socialise more. I want to believe though that she had good intentions.
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by AmericanSons: 5:09pm On Feb 14, 2019
germanized:
The most popular Valentine's gift of all time, Chocolate, is still food. So stop saying all that.

When you're at a stage in your life where you have most things, it's simple things like these that catch your attention.

Women don't even know how to buy gifts, most of them end up buying fake shirts and watches and if you have taste, you'll probably dash someone.

I prefer this biko.
Respect brother!
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by Nobody: 5:09pm On Feb 14, 2019
AmericanSons:
Respect brother!
Back at you bro. wink
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by Oricha79(m): 5:10pm On Feb 14, 2019
Funny and real. I love it.
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by yemobrown(m): 5:10pm On Feb 14, 2019
Timothy92:
Noting different today, is the same Pussy I have being furlking , I still fulk today, tell me the different please
Please get tested. The disease is real and freely given on days like this.
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by Iziquiel(m): 5:10pm On Feb 14, 2019
[quote author=KadunaMafia post=75729556][/quote]No mind the guy. Lol
Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by MrDoGood(m): 5:11pm On Feb 14, 2019
Saintsammurai:
Though i don't celebrate Valentine, but this gift is nonsense and foolish, childish and crazy.

A gift cannot be food, you cannot give me a beautifully wrapped take away of rice and call it a gift.

Did i tell you that I'm hungry?

Even if its a shoe or a sandals or anything, it does not necessarily means it must be expensive.

Just wrap it beautifully and it will be appreciated.
Don't give me bananas and groundnut all in the name of being unique, i will reject it instantly and personally i consider it an insult.
PRIDE WILL NOT KILL YOU!



SAY AMEN AND HAVE SENSE
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