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My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by Kelvin30286063(m): 7:50pm On Feb 19, 2019
I left my PVC on the table after I brought it out from my file last week when I thought election was going to hold.
Just a few minutes ago, I noticed my dog was biting at something beside me and I looked down only to discover that she was eating my PVC...
I spanked her like 2 or 3 times but had to restrain myself cuz she's only just recovering from an illness.
Question is, can I still vote with this PVC?
Or is it possible to change it now that election is only 4 days away?

Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by Nobody: 7:54pm On Feb 19, 2019
A vote lost for buhari

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Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by delugajackson: 7:56pm On Feb 19, 2019
It looks partially damaged and the necessary details have been blotted out which only means one thing - your card has been rendered invalid. Quite unfortunate.

To everyone reading this, your PVC should be your most important posession at this crucial point in time. Guard and protect it with all you've got.

And please OP, do not hesitate to sell that dog to 404 merchants in Calabar first thing tomorrow morning.

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Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by NaijaRoyalty(m): 7:57pm On Feb 19, 2019
General Muhammadu Buhari just lost a vote grin

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Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by NwaNimo1(m): 7:58pm On Feb 19, 2019
Its like the dog knew you were about to vote Buhari.

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Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by youngsahito(m): 7:59pm On Feb 19, 2019
kill the dog
Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by emeijeh(m): 8:01pm On Feb 19, 2019
We remember a man naming his dog Buhari some years ago.... Seems you wanted to cast your vote for Atiku.


Take your pvc to the polling unit, we are all Atikulated.


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Kelvin30286063:
I left my PVC on the table after I brought it out from my file last week when I thought election was going to hold.
Just a few minutes ago, I noticed my dog was biting at something beside me and I looked down only to discover that she was eating my PVC...
I spanked her like 2 or 3 times but had to restrain myself cuz she's only just recovering from an illness.
Question is, can I still vote with this PVC?
Or is it possible to change it now that election is only 4 days away?
@Olumide, please sensor your VIN.
Some APC miscreants will clone your PVC, and sorry will be your name.

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Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by kapelvej: 8:08pm On Feb 19, 2019
may be you wanted to vote for bubu

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Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by dollytino4real(f): 8:22pm On Feb 19, 2019
d dog should do the voting instead of u, the dog go get sense to vote the right person more than u. no vex sha o

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Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by yadil: 8:25pm On Feb 19, 2019
bite ur dog

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Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by Kelvin30286063(m): 8:35pm On Feb 19, 2019
emeijeh:
We remember a man naming his dog Buhari some years ago.... Seems you wanted to cast your vote for Atiku.


Take your pvc to the polling unit, we are all Atikulated.


[img]https://media1./images/668c6b5e434731b1ffc939ebb5eaa27e/tenor.gif?itemid=4951048[/img]
Alright. Thanks.
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@Olumide, please sensor your VIN.
Some APC miscreants will clone your PVC, and sorry will be your name.
Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by Nobody: 8:35pm On Feb 19, 2019
You can still use it to deliver this package to Daura Republic of Cows. grin

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Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by Kelvin30286063(m): 8:36pm On Feb 19, 2019
And yes, I was gonna vote for Buhari cuz he deserves my vote.

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Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by DMerciful(m): 8:41pm On Feb 19, 2019
Chinakwe's dog?

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Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by Kelvin30286063(m): 9:02pm On Feb 19, 2019
DMerciful:
Chinakwe's dog?
No, American Eskimo

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Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by meobizy(f): 11:57pm On Feb 19, 2019
You are lucky.
Rats ate my PVC.
They left only shreds in my wardrobe.
Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by BuhariAdvocate: 11:59pm On Feb 19, 2019
Kingwizzy16:
A vote lost for buhari
he can still use it to render atiku useless with his money.
Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by dhuthraki: 12:07am On Feb 20, 2019
Kelvin30286063:
And yes, I was gonna vote for Buhari cuz he deserves my vote.
It might still be functional. Just make sure to queue up on Saturday and put it to a test.
Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by SarkinYarki: 12:14am On Feb 20, 2019
Clear sign from God Buhari has been rejected

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Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by SarkinYarki: 12:15am On Feb 20, 2019
Your Dog is Atikulated

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Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by Nobody: 12:26am On Feb 20, 2019
Consider your voting postponed. grin

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Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by Mystick: 12:27am On Feb 20, 2019
If you are familiar with dogs you will easily notice they are faster in sensing danger than human beings, the dog sensed the danger in what you intend to do with that card, hence she decided to save you from it by trying to destroy it. The dog is your true friend, be careful. She has warned you.

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Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by slivertongue: 3:09am On Feb 20, 2019
wonders shall never end

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Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by slivertongue: 3:11am On Feb 20, 2019
wonders shall never end. I suspect ur dog to a member of PDP. that card is valid but can't save GMB from defeat
Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by BrokenTV: 3:58am On Feb 20, 2019
Kelvin30286063:
And yes, I was gonna vote for Buhari cuz he deserves my vote.
You are not voting for Buhari but the cabals controlling him Oga, you want to vote the cabals fine but don't use voting for Buhari to confuse us. The man Buhari has no idea of what going in his government.

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Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by NobleAngell(f): 4:18am On Feb 20, 2019
Your dog is a confirmed card-carrying PDP member. Since it can't convince you to vote its party, it has stopped you from voting yours. Shikenan!

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Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by Nobody: 4:21am On Feb 20, 2019
Eat the dog!
Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by Kelvin30286063(m): 8:11am On Feb 20, 2019
BrokenTV:

You are not voting for Buhari but the cabals controlling him Oga, you want to vote the cabals fine but don't use voting for Buhari to confuse us. The man Buhari has no idea of what going in his government.
That's your problem. If I'm voting the cabal, so be it.
That means the cabals are the ones that makes the electricity supply in my area so stable that we have electricity 22hours out of 24 in a day.

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Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by kobosmart(m): 12:45pm On Feb 20, 2019
Kelvin30286063:

No, American Eskimo
dmerciful
this is his dog. It currently has parvo and will be joining fela and 2pac soon

Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by DMerciful(m): 12:47pm On Feb 20, 2019
This is better than Chinakwe's dog grin
kobosmart:

dmerciful
this is his dog. It currently has parvo and will be joining fela and 2pac soon
Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by kobosmart(m): 12:57pm On Feb 20, 2019
DMerciful:
This is better than Chinakwe's dog grin
grin yea na Jehovah dog
Re: My Dog Bite My PVC, What's The Way Forward? by Kelvin30286063(m): 2:26pm On Feb 20, 2019
kobosmart:

dmerciful
this is his dog. It currently has parvo and will be joining fela and 2pac soon
My dog does not have parvo and my dog will.never have parvo. The day I hear news that you're dead, that's when I'll be scared for my dog's health cuz you're certainly going to die before my dog.

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