Lol

You won't know how difficult life is, until a bus conductor puts his armpit over your face while collecting his money...O! my God!!!

Yewandequeen:

Precisely what she said.

Modified

Embarrassment : Is wen u follow ur mum to a wedding and u actually sat down near a cute girl at d wedding reception and ur mum luks at u and says don't finish dat food ooo pour d remaining one inside nylon cos dat will be ur nyt food...

Riddles. Some men need a Kickstart ni. They do not know until you nudge them.

Its easier when you with a man who wants to b kept true true sha not Dem confused hot boxers jumping up and down.

Give good head and know how to cook, your man will stay with you forever. #Fact

keep kwa !! i belong to no one i belong to everybody ....#no homo

�All marriages and relationships are suspect till the ancient world,the kingdom of justice clears them spiritually? Love and marriage and relationships are highly spiritual and you must conquer love � spiritually before the physical because so many people in relationship or marriage are not spiritually compatible,some people are snakes �and chimpanzees and birds � spiritually in human form and are having relationship with dogs �and monkeys � and cats � in human form how would such relationships or marriages work?so many people in relationships and marriages are also married or hold relationships in the spiritual world and the spiritual never allows the physical relationship to make head way,even when it escapes or manages to flow or even have children in them its always problematic and that's why you see so many marriages crash within days or two months or years thereabout because the spiritual was not dealt with powerfully as it should before the physical and those teaching about marriages and relationships and even contracting marriages as prophets and pastors are always canal and blind spiritually and have no unbelievable power to deal the spiritual and are even blind folded hence many people who talk about love and marriage and relationships don't understand the spiritual they just teach just like bible school theology, whereas the spiritual remain a mirage to them and even if an opportunity arises they will never learn the spiritual they are comfortable with what some one somewhere has cooked up in spiritual ignorance to teach them and even when you say divorce they are the first to quote what God has joined together let no man put asunder what of the ones evil prophets and pastors or so called unbelievers etc joined together if we should say there are good prophets and pastor's ?where did you even see God to join them together?So many people don't understand the parables of the bible and the circumstances surrounding so many quotes of the bible or quotes of Jesus Christ,but they just quote to suit their stand point or positions why? Behold,so many people don't understand their village parables but they claim to understand the parables of Jesus Christ the owner of parables how can that be whereas those who met Jesus Christ physically when he came before didn't understand him?what a world and that's why matter how you try to declare the truth and Revelation of Jesus Christ they will never understand but prefer to remain in ignorance and that's why now that we have come back it is accept our truth or perish ,no apologies and truth remains the best friend if time for us to know who is who evil or good � and that time is already here .watch out.be wise and think if you hear what you have never heard before and help yourself before its too late .power talks and not Genesis to Revelation stories as is the norm and if you must know divorce is in your bible Ezra 10,1-end. Mathew 13,13-15

Nollywood please na! How can a ghost fall down while chasing someone?

miracood:
ONLY A WOMAN WITH HUGE TITS

CAN KEEP MY HEART

Huge tits will not stand forever na, what happens when it deflate due to age?

NwanyiAwkaetiti:


Its easier when you with a man who wants to b kept true true sha not Dem confused hot boxers jumping up and down.

pointstores:
True talk but money and sex still works for the greedy ones

for how long? There will always be one person richer than the guy is and even better in bed. Once that surface, they bounce and the cycle continues. You dig?

applicable to women...

Good character/attitude will keep him. Whatever might keep Man A will not keep Man B. Find your jam.

otipoju:
Give a man peace of mind and let your yansh stay one place....He will be kept.

I know you're consoling yourself .
we men know that isn't truth but for the record we will leave you to enjoy the illusion.

manomam:
1. Why do they hate Tinubu? What for?
2. Tinubu never worked with federal or eastern Nigeria talk less of stealing Ndi Igbo money?
He never worked as minister or taken any federal appointment!
3. He never joined APGA talk less of sabotaging their party?
4. He didn't meddle in Igbo internal affairs!
5. Why do they call him thieves? What did he steal?
6. Why calling Yoruba "slaves". Who is actually ?
7. Why putting mouth in Lagos politics?.
8. Can Yoruba man become chairman in the east? Yet you enjoy all here!
9. Why asking for what you can't give?
10. Why do they not focus on their land and zone, why Yoruba land?
11. Can they tell Hausa "o to gee" in kaduna or Sokoto?
12. Why abusing our tolerance?
13. Can they survive Yoruba attack in Yoruba land?
14. Do they know that they have a lot to loose?
15. How I wish they receive sense, their poke nosing could be trouble fishing.
16. Why not "O to gee" in Abia, Enugu or Oweri?
17. Can man from Abia become a commissioner in Enugu? Yet it happened here! Why not be careful.
18. You choose your own APGA and dash PDP yet Tinubu is your headache, why?
19. Other ethnics are either mumu or lazy except you the most hardworking humans. Why wouldn't you allow lazy Yoruba live?
20. Why looking for avoidable problem? Why?
21. It was you in the north being attacked, in Malaysia being killed, in Gabon and Ghana?
22. You choose Kanu we choose Tinubu, you choose Azikwe we choose Awolowo, you choose APGA we choose APC, why agitating?
23. I pray it ends well with una o.
Yoruba are yet to say Tinubu is their problem why you? Why working in APGA but planning to collect salaries in APC?

you're actually making sense, but do you really believe you need tinubu, i heard he's prepping his son for governor in 2023, c'mon now, you aren't as docile as you want people to believe, any working democratic society would reject such indirect ruling system, except its a monarchy, where tinubu is king, remi is queen, and his son is next in line..many Americans voted trump because they were tired of bushes and clintons running America like its a family business., In a society where we're all involved, we should all have a say...

you are only talking like this because you're comfortable with where you are, you do not believe lagos, the largest african metro could do better than it is doing now, so you do not want change..
and although i'm not igbo, i'm lagosian and any tax paying citizen/ resident has the right to be concerned about affairs of state, stop being a puppet, prove to tinubu that he's not indispensable, vote agbaje...

Dearlord:
She made a hell lot of points in regard to the good will of Nigerian that is to say is to say our Votes, complains , wailing & PVC can't elect the new president which is to say that our president elect himself

Lol....Deep flows..

I just hope you're joking �

miracood:
ONLY A WOMAN WITH HUGE TITS

CAN KEEP MY HEART

stupid nairaland girls and ingredients

Yewandequeen:
for how long? There will always be one person richer than the guy is and even better in bed. Once that surface, they bounce and the cycle continues. You dig?

Were do you belong bae

Chi59:
When will some women just accept this simple truth?
It's only a man who wants to stay that will stay. You can't keep an unwilling man. He'll just frustrate you.

One painful thing most guys do is that the moment they're tired of the relationship, instead of them to just say "I can't continue", they'll just be frustrating someone till you get tired and end it.

Well you can force a horse to the stream but can't force it to drink water.

like wise most girls don't usually like to be told the truth...The moment u decide to be honest with them regarding your disinterest in the relationship,they will automatically hate you and call the guy all sorts of names just because he decided to call it quit.

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dmgr:


like wise most girls don't usually like to be told the truth...The moment u decide to be honest with them regarding your disinterest in the relationship,they will automatically hate you and call the guy all sorts of names just because he decided to call it quit.

Some of us actually appreciate the truth, the damn truth.

pointstores:

Were do you belong bae

you tell me.

Thank you auntie

nwakaibeya1:
�All marriages and relationships are suspect till the ancient world,the kingdom of justice clears them spiritually? Love and marriage and relationships are highly spiritual and you must conquer love � spiritually before the physical because so many people in relationship or marriage are not spiritually compatible,some people are snakes �and chimpanzees and birds � spiritually in human form and are having relationship with dogs �and monkeys � and cats � in human form how would such relationships or marriages work?so many people in relationships and marriages are also married or hold relationships in the spiritual world and the spiritual never allows the physical relationship to make head way,even when it escapes or manages to flow or even have children in them its always problematic and that's why you see so many marriages crash within days or two months or years thereabout because the spiritual was not dealt with powerfully as it should before the physical and those teaching about marriages and relationships and even contracting marriages as prophets and pastors are always canal and blind spiritually and have no unbelievable power to deal the spiritual and are even blind folded hence many people who talk about love and marriage and relationships don't understand the spiritual they just teach just like bible school theology, whereas the spiritual remain a mirage to them and even if an opportunity arises they will never learn the spiritual they are comfortable with what some one somewhere has cooked up in spiritual ignorance to teach them and even when you say divorce they are the first to quote what God has joined together let no man put asunder what of the ones evil prophets and pastors or so called unbelievers etc joined together if we should say there are good prophets and pastor's ?where did you even see God to join them together?So many people don't understand the parables of the bible and the circumstances surrounding so many quotes of the bible or quotes of Jesus Christ,but they just quote to suit their stand point or positions why? Behold,so many people don't understand their village parables but they claim to understand the parables of Jesus Christ the owner of parables how can that be whereas those who met Jesus Christ physically when he came before didn't understand him?what a world and that's why matter how you try to declare the truth and Revelation of Jesus Christ they will never understand but prefer to remain in ignorance and that's why now that we have come back it is accept our truth or perish ,no apologies and truth remains the best friend if time for us to know who is who evil or good � and that time is already here .watch out.be wise and think if you hear what you have never heard before and help yourself before its too late .power talks and not Genesis to Revelation stories as is the norm and if you must know divorce is in your bible Ezra 10,1-end. Mathew 13,13-15

You just copy and paste, no editing, no paragraph, no punctuation, etc.. smh