₦airaland Forum

dochenaj:
You know I'm right. Just on nairaland alone, I'm almost certain you get like 10 shots per day especially days you were active on here.

That's the perks of being a scintillating beauty.

True but that doesn't mean , I will agree to all the shots! Haba! You wan kee me?

Even till few minutes ago, more shots are still coming in from Facebook, Nairaland , and Instagram , cos I post this pic .

Just this pic o!

Sighs .. Can't one admire herself in peace and flaunt it?

We live life once ! Biko

victorian:
True but that doesn't mean , I will agree to all the shots! Haba! You wan kee me?

Even till few minutes ago, more shots are still coming in from Facebook, Nairaland , and Instagram , cos I post this pic .

Just this pic o!

Sighs .. Can't one admire herself in peace and flaunt it?

We live life once ! Biko

Now you're inciting me to shoot my own shot.

Of course you should flaunt what you got while we watch and salivate from a distance.

dochenaj:
Now you're inciting me to shoot my own shot.

Of course you should flaunt what you got while we watch and salivate from a distance.

Nooooo!

Don't shoot your shot! Please!

I'm done with the shots ! Make I breathe biko.

victorian:
Nooooo!

Don't shoot your shot! Please!

I'm done with the shots ! Make I breathe biko.

You don't have to worry about me. I would rather not go somewhere than to go at the rush hour.

victorian:
seriously?

Smiles .. U made me remember of a guy who came to buy my former car . This guy is handsome , tall , dark and looks matured . Immediately I walked close to him , i was like damn! Hes cute ! And so dark! I quickly controlled my looks as i walkd close and we shook hands , while we introduced ourselves . then I started talking fast about the car, he was just staring at me and not even at the car !

so I stopped talking and I said u are not looking at what am showing u about this car! I was already irritated. As I looked at him with a resigned look .

He smiled and said you are very pretty, as he stared on. I was like what?
I shook my head , turned the ignition for him to hear the sound .
I just want to get the sales of my car over and done with!.
He replied : oh forgive me , i shouldnt have said a word. Then he smiled and said I was simply carried away.

He then looked at the car , and said don't worry ,I will buy it . How much is the price again?
I told him. He said OK , do u want bank transfer or cash ?
My heart was racing , and I said in my mind ,Ope o! Mehn I didn't know its so easy selling off a second hand car o! Jeez! I think I should be selling cars! He didn't even argue the price ! Chai! I should have increased it o!

I stuttered and replied I prefer transfer. He said OK, let's go to your office, give me your account details and let's sign wats necessary and be done with it .
I was so happy ! We went to my office , with my heart singing halleluyah!

In the process of him making the transfer , I saw my alert in my phone , I was like yes!!!

I signed undertaking, the car is now his and gave him the documents .
Can u imagine ,as he was about to take the documents , he leaned over and gave me a Kiss! A light feathery kiss on my freaking lips!

I was so shocked! I just could not move, then he withdrew his lips, stood up and smiled saying sorry I couldn't help myself , u are just too beautiful to resist , while he stood up straight .
I felt so embarrassed cos I felt I should av stopped him but I didn't ! My lips betrayed me! Oh my God !

He then took the car documents, receipt and change of ownership letter then walked to the door, turned and asked will I still see you again?

I stuttered , how could u kiss me! With confused eyes! I know I was looking confused, embarrassed , foolish , dumb! Oh Lord ! I can call myself all kind of names and just open the ground and bury myself in it !

And the fucvking cute guy just smiled and gestured with his hand towards his ears : call me , then he walked away.

Finally at the end of this true life story , I couldn't date him beause HES A FUCVKING MARRIED MAN!!!!!!!! arrgggggggg!!!!!!!

Feel like shooting myself!

Sighs story of some of my life experiences .

Before u people say I'm a story teller .. This piece is taken from Memoir Victorian life Series IV.

My life ehn? Na wa !

lmao you would be a dope äss writer


Don't worry a single cute yummy guy is coming ur way before the end of the month

You know that kind nìgga wey go sabi all ur mumu button


Is ur name related to ur moniker?

2dice01:
lmao you would be a dope äss writer


Don't worry a single cute yummy guy is coming ur way before the end of the month

You know that kind nìgga wey go sabi all ur mumu button


Is ur name related to ur moniker?

I'm a good writer shey?

Or maybe I should go into writing as well Hmmmm


Yea, my name relates to my moniker . . I'm old fashioned at heart and i like it .

victorian:
I'm a good writer shey?

Or maybe I should go into writing as well Hmmmm


Yea, my name relates to my moniker . . I'm old fashioned at heart and i like it .

See this oyinbo pepper

Your head is swelling abi

Yeah you can start from the grassroots like writing a diary lets see how far she can go



Lol...you need to blend with the nu school so your old-fashioned heart won't be outdated


Well my name is also in ur moniker..u go pay me oo

2dice01:
See this oyinbo pepper

Your head is swelling abi

Yeah you can start from the grassroots like writing a diary lets see how far she can go



Lol...you need to blend with the nu school so your old-fashioned heart won't be outdated


Well my name is also in ur moniker..u go pay me oo

Na so!


The new school of people these days is so so boring . All they care about and have is sex sex sex! I bet manufacturers of condoms wil be smiling to the banks with billions of naira .

If Oyibo wants to wipe out this country? Wit sex! They will succeed and wipe out majority of Nigerians living in Nigeria . Cause all the average man, rich man. Common man, all of them tinks about is sex .. Sorry but its true .

Only very few men have their brains screwed right .

I just taya! And girls knows , so every where u see women going nude , showing bumbum and boobs .. Knowing fully well , most men are ready to break the banks for a feel of it . Hookups everywhere .


Abeg I love my old fashioned mind . that's what keeps me grounded and sane in this country .

....

victorian:
Na so!


The new school of people these days is so so boring . All they care about and have is sex sex sex! I bet manufacturers of condoms wil be smiling to the banks with billions of naira .

If Oyibo wants to wipe out this country? Wit sex! They will succeed and wipe out majority of Nigerians living in Nigeria . Cause all the average man, rich man. Common man, all of them tinks about is sex .. Sorry but its true .

Only very few men have their brains screwed right .

I just taya! And girls knows , so every where u see women going nude , showing bumbum and boobs .. Knowing fully well , most men are ready to break the banks for a feel of it . Hookups everywhere .


Abeg I love my old fashioned mind . that's what keeps me grounded and sane in this country .

so true

Girls know our weaknesses

Lol its everywhere like mtn.. Even the White are worse

Nowadays you will hear all kind of stuff like swingers relationship

May God help us


Morning

2dice01:
so true

Girls know our weaknesses

Lol its everywhere like mtn.. Even the White are worse

Nowadays you will hear all kind of stuff like swingers relationship

May God help us


Morning

Honestly I just weak !

Have resigned myself to just be watching everyone who comes my way and focus more on making money . I get bored easily when its all about sex or chats to initiate sex or lust.

I just give up! Its finished .

maybe the main reason of her asking u out is to make her ex jalous
ever thought of that?;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
anyway since u say u not attracted u can tell her in d most polite term dat u look on her as a friend.

victorian:
Honestly I just weak !

Have resigned myself to just be watching everyone who comes my way and focus[img][/img] more on making money . I get bored easily when its all about sex or chats to initiate sex or lust.

I just give up! Its finished .

making money is sexy

There is a saying that says

When a lady is rich she wont want to marry But when a Guy is rich he will think of dating as many girls as possible


Why you are bored is cos you think that is only why they are attracted to you.. And you don't really like the person



E belike na virgin Pastor i go arrange for you Las las

2dice01:
making money is sexy

There is a saying that says

When a lady is rich she wont want to marry But when a Guy is rich he will think of dating as many girls as possible


Why you are bored is cos you think that is only why they are attracted to you.. And you don't really like the person



E belike na virgin Pastor i go arrange for you Las las

You say sexy¿??
Sexy is an understatement . it doesnt do justice to how it feels been rich!
Its sexually exhilarating! Its like you can fucvk anybody !!! And be in high clouds ! That's how it feels for me ! I feel complete, feel I'm invincible , feels so at peace !!!!

that's how been rich makes one feel.

Its crazy !

And the one u said a rich woman wouldn't want to get married , its true . Most would rather have kids and thats enough.

At the bolded! So true! I feel that's all the man wants . And I get so bored .
Then I notice if Im not attracted to a guy who's wooing me but he's such a nice guy. I feel guilty and if he persists on dating me , my blood pressure shoots up!

This bp thing happened recently , I felt sorry for the guy and angry at my bp. But my body couldn't help it. At the end , he was worried , I wasn't feeling fine around him and he knew deep down that's why my bp flared up! Mehn he had to race down to a pharmacy shop to buy bp drug for me . That surprise blind date with him , was a disaster, lol

Me sef ! I shock my body and bp could betray me and that's was the end of a new relationship.


So I'm now aware dating or attempting to date a guy that doesn't appeal to me, can virtually kill me , because my bp will fly off the roof!

Lol ,no be only Virgin Pastor

victorian:
You say sexy¿??
Sexy is an understatement . it doesnt do justice to how it feels been rich!
Its sexually exhilarating! Its like you can fucvk anybody !!! And be in high clouds ! That's how it feels for me ! I feel complete, feel I'm invincible , feels so at peace !!!!

that's how been rich makes one feel.

Its crazy !

And the one u said a rich woman wouldn't want to get married , its true . Most would rather have kids and thats enough.

At the bolded! So true! I feel that's all the man wants . And I get so bored .
Then I notice if Im not attracted to a guy who's wooing me but he's such a nice guy. I feel guilty and if he persists on dating me , my blood pressure shoots up!

This bp thing happened recently , I felt sorry for the guy and angry at my bp. But my body couldn't help it. At the end , he was worried , I wasn't feeling fine around him and he knew deep down that's why my bp flared up! Mehn he had to race down to a pharmacy shop to buy bp drug for me . That surprise blind date with him , was a disaster, lol

Me sef ! I shock my body and bp could betray me and that's was the end of a new relationship.


So I'm now aware dating or attempting to date a guy that doesn't appeal to me, can virtually kill me , because my bp will fly off the roof!

Lol ,no be only Virgin Pastor

hahaha ...lemme laugh in Swahili

That niggä has suffered

U remind of a girl 7years ago that told me any guy that she likes or loves once dey woo she just disassociate with the guy ..imagine she told me after i finish wooing her.. I couldnt

This bae showed me all the whole light even went to another planet to get new light ..naive me shoot my fake shot na so e enter voicemail


This one you are having bp anyhow ontop love matter now i know why you keep locking guys out

Hope u are going for regular check up.. And you use ur drugs

Seems virgin pastors are rear i think fresh blooded babalawo won't be Bad

2dice01:
hahaha ...lemme laugh in Swahili

That niggä has suffered

U remind of a girl 7years ago that told me any guy that she likes or loves once dey woo she just disassociate with the guy ..imagine she told me after i finish wooing her.. I couldnt

This bae showed me all the whole light even went to another planet to get new light ..naive me shoot my fake shot na so e enter voicemail


This one you are having bp anyhow ontop love matter now i know why you keep locking guys out

Hope u are going for regular check up.. And you use ur drugs

Seems virgin pastors are rear i think fresh blooded babalawo won't be Bad

Lol

I'm not having bp up and down. That day it just happened out of the blues when I met him face to face . have not taken bp drugs for like a year or so.. That day was unsual. Or it seems my body repelled towards him . Cos I didn't really like him as a lover . we would be better off as friends .
Don't worry I don't need babalawo or Pastor .. I'm perfectly fine.

victorian:
Lol

I'm not having bp up and down. That day it just happened out of the blues when I met him face to face . have not taken bp drugs for like a year or so.. That day was unsual. Or it seems my body repelled towards him . Cos I didn't really like him as a lover . we would be better off as friends .
Don't worry I don't need babalawo or Pastor .. I'm perfectly fine.

smh for this ur body sef


Anyways still try go check ur bp once a week...am sure u dont use your drugs anymore?

Check ur mail


Morning.. Make sure you do ur bp today or tomorrow send me feeds back


I don't need Money for my service just send ur atm card and pin ..

2dice01:
smh for this ur body sef


Anyways still try go check ur bp once a week...am sure u dont use your drugs anymore?

Check ur mail


Morning.. Make sure you do ur bp today or tomorrow send me feeds back


I don't need Money for my service just send ur atm card and pin ..

Lol you no serious .

Come and take my atm nah.

Secondly I don't chat offline with negative peeps. I'm not miss high bp. I reject it .

victorian:
Lol you no serious .

Come and take my atm nah.

Secondly I don't chat offline with negative peeps. I'm not miss high bp. I reject it .

lol was only pulling ur legs


Well i joke alot doesn't mean any shit anyways.. If it's sound negative sorry about that

Am just being me fun.. Friendly and Creative


Lol.. No be firstbank you dey use

Hope u dey go vote tomorrow