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God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Satan66(op): 10:45pm On Mar 12, 2019
A man who claims to be perfect creates imperfect creatures.
A man that is against killings but wiped out 99.9% of the earths population only to repopulate it by incest sex(this isn't logically possible)
A man that gave the world to his enemy.
You people are brainwashed
The picture speaks a thousand words
Let's not forget just like buhari, God blames Satan for everything even though he created everything and has the power to solve everything but yet blames Satan.
Incompetent

Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by KubwaBoy: 10:48pm On Mar 12, 2019
Werey re o. My hand no dey for this one o
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Ekaka1(m): 10:50pm On Mar 12, 2019
God punish you and the devil your fada!
I hope you live long to personally experience the finger of God!
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Satan66(op): 10:52pm On Mar 12, 2019
Ekaka1:
God punish you and the devil your fada!
I hope you live long to personally experience the finger of God!
Same way he's fingering Mary
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Nobody: 10:56pm On Mar 12, 2019
Satan66:
Same way he's fingering Mary
what of the muslim God, the hindu God, the buddha God. If you are satan as you claim, aren't you really ignorant?

You are obviously a delusional person and yabaleft is yet to admit you.
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Satan66(op): 10:57pm On Mar 12, 2019
funmisticqueen:
what of the muslim God, the hindu God, the buddha God. If you are satan as you claim, aren't you really ignorant?

You are obviously a delusional person and yabaleft is yet to admit you.
All the God's worshiped are all fictional.
You call me delusional but yet you believe in something you never seen, heard nor felt, tuch
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Nobody: 11:04pm On Mar 12, 2019
Satan66:
All the God's worshiped are all fictional.
You call me delusional but yet you believe in something you never seen, heard nor felt, tuch
i don't believe in the devil either. Pls say your comments to the muslims, i am sure you don't have the guts to. I wanna see you enrage them so bad. You only talk diarrhoea about the christian God. But your can't put your money where your mouth is for an ordinary prophet?
Such a weak man satan66
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Satan66(op): 11:08pm On Mar 12, 2019
funmisticqueen:
i don't believe in the devil either. Pls say your comments to the muslims, i am sure you don't have the guts to. I wanna see you enrage them so bad. You only talk diarrhoea about the christian God. But your can't put your money where your mouth is for an ordinary prophet?
Such a weak man satan66
I have no reason to "insult the Muslim god" when majority of the population already sees Islam as a dangerous religion.
They encourage murder for crying out loud
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Nobody: 11:13pm On Mar 12, 2019
Satan66:
I have no reason to "insult the Muslim god" when majority of the population already sees Islam as a dangerous religion.
They encourage murder for crying out loud
aren't you the devil again? Am i Supposed to teach you your job? You are supposed to want murder. You are also supposed to manifest murder by talking bad about their religion. What a coward! No wonder no one takes you seriously, even pocohantas.
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Satan66(op): 11:18pm On Mar 12, 2019
funmisticqueen:
aren't you the devil again? Am i Supposed to teach you your job? You are supposed to want murder. You are also supposed to manifest murder by talking bad about their religion. What a coward! No wonder no one takes you seriously, even pocohantas.
You're speaking like someone with down syndrome, Am a human being and not this supernatural creature that you think isn't doing its jobs.
Keep believing fairy tales, I dislike arguing with women.
Never logical
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Nobody: 11:21pm On Mar 12, 2019
Satan66:
You're speaking like someone with down syndrome, Am a human being and not this supernatural creature that you think isn't doing its jobs.
Keep believing fairy tales, I dislike arguing with women.
Never logical
yeah try and deflect the topic by discrediting your opponent. What an amateur. Run with your tail between your legs.
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by yarimo(m): 11:23pm On Mar 12, 2019
Your village people are very strong, chai grin grin
Satan66:
A man who claims to be perfect creates imperfect creatures.
A man that is against killings but wiped out 99.9% of the earths population only to repopulate it by incest sex(this isn't logically possible)
A man that gave the world to his enemy.
You people are brainwashed
The picture speaks a thousand words
Let's not forget just like buhari, God blames Satan for everything even though he created everything and has the power to solve everything but yet blames Satan.
Incompetent
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Satan66(op): 11:26pm On Mar 12, 2019
funmisticqueen:
yeah try and deflect the topic by discrediting your opponent. What an amateur. Run with your tail between your legs.
Pathetic
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by NNAMDIII(m): 11:26pm On Mar 12, 2019
If heaven is real, I'll rather rot in hell.


There's no God so you guys should stop deceiving yourselves
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Offpoint1: 11:27pm On Mar 12, 2019
I think I don collect the phone from this guy... #Chioma! Chioma!! Chioma: Sir! #Who gave this patient this phone again? Chioma: I don't know sir, maybe he sneaked him again. #Please take him to his ward and make sure you give him his drugs. Chioma: Alright sir......
Chioma is dragging the op to his ward right now
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by topedoski(m): 11:36pm On Mar 12, 2019
BRO IS EVERYTHING OKAY AT HOME?
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by EbukaHades10(m): 11:37pm On Mar 12, 2019
This guy don wyne God finish

Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Satan66(op): 11:39pm On Mar 12, 2019
Offpoint1:
I think I don collect the phone from this guy...
#Chioma! Chioma!!
Chioma: Sir!
#Who gave this patient this phone again?
Chioma: I don't know sir, maybe he sneaked him again.
#Please take him to his ward and make sure you give him his drugs.
Chioma: Alright sir......

Chioma is dragging the op to his ward right now
You're living up to your moniker
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Nobody: 11:48pm On Mar 12, 2019
Satan66:
A man who claims to be perfect creates imperfect creatures.
A man that is against killings but wiped out 99.9% of the earths population only to repopulate it by incest sex(this isn't logically possible)
A man that gave the world to his enemy.
You people are brainwashed
The picture speaks a thousand words
Let's not forget just like buhari, God blames Satan for everything even though he created everything and has the power to solve everything but yet blames Satan.
Incompetent
op, I don't know your take on religion. But I will urge you to be careful when a deity is involved. We're humans, powerless, and hopeless. You mustn't be a Christian or Muslim, but you MUST believe in something for your own safety.
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Satan66(op): 11:53pm On Mar 12, 2019
egbarison:
op, I don't know your take on religion. But I will urge you to be careful when a deity is involved. We're humans, powerless, and hopeless. You mustn't be a Christian or Muslim, but you MUST believe in something for your own safety.
Safety shocked
Safety from the same thing that created danger and death, ok
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by iluvMAMAV: 11:56pm On Mar 12, 2019
funmisticqueen:
i don't believe in the devil either. Pls say your comments to the muslims, i am sure you don't have the guts to. I wanna see you enrage them so bad. You only talk diarrhoea about the christian God. But your can't put your money where your mouth is for an ordinary prophet?
Such a weak man satan66
God will remember ur words on d last day
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Nobody: 12:02am On Mar 13, 2019
Satan66:
Safety shocked
Safety from the same thing that created danger and death, ok
I guess your father has slapped you at least once. OR punished you for an offense. That doesn't make him cease to be your dad. Hope you know?
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Satan66(op): 12:03am On Mar 13, 2019
egbarison:
I guess your father has slapped you at least once. OR punished you for an offense. That doesn't make him cease to be your dad. Hope you know?
So if your child steals meat, You will burn him alive for all eternity abi undecided
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Nobody: 12:10am On Mar 13, 2019
Satan66:
So if your child steals meat, You will burn him alive for all eternity abi undecided
©reserved! You would not wait for me to decide the punishment you will give to your wife if she commits adultery. If Nigeria can sentence someone through hanging, then imagine the sole right of the creator, who has power over even our president. He can do anything, no questioning of his right. He can kill and make alive... Do and undo.
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by payman(m): 3:10am On Mar 13, 2019
@satan66,i hear say contractors don start to dey dig foundation of ur hell fire. hahaha, i really pity u.no be small burn u go burn
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Nobody: 3:17am On Mar 13, 2019
funmisticqueen:
i don't believe in the devil either. Pls say your comments to the muslims, i am sure you don't have the guts to. I wanna see you enrage them so bad. You only talk diarrhoea about the christian God. But your can't put your money where your mouth is for an ordinary prophet?
Such a weak man satan66
Read and learn...
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Nobody: 3:21am On Mar 13, 2019
payman:
@satan66,i hear say contractors don start to dey dig foundation of ur hell fire. hahaha, i really pity u.no be small burn u go burn
Kai! Shut up! At ur age you never get sense. Which hell? Thunder fire whoever created hell. So illogical.. Satan66 carry on joor!
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Satan66(op): 8:03am On Mar 13, 2019
payman:
@satan66,i hear say contractors don start to dey dig foundation of ur hell fire. hahaha, i really pity u.no be small burn u go burn
And what are your chances of making this so called heaven.
Last I checked sins were seen equal, so you could burn forever for just a lie or bad thought
Brain washed religious morons
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Satan66(op): 8:04am On Mar 13, 2019
egbarison:
©reserved! You would not wait for me to decide the punishment you will give to your wife if she commits adultery. If Nigeria can sentence someone through hanging, then imagine the sole right of the creator, who has power over even our president. He can do anything, no questioning of his right. He can kill and make alive... Do and undo.
Hanging is the capital punishment for murder and any other related crimes.
Your God says he will burn your children even for a lie or let's say they steal meat from the pot.
COMMON SENSE
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Eveezy(m): 8:11am On Mar 13, 2019
Let me just give this illustration, you are an inventor, you create a wonderful device to serve a specific purpose, the device malfunctioned and didnt serve its purpose, normally am sure u will condemn d device, but in dis case, u had programmed the device to device his ways to function nd be capable of autocorrecting itself, u stayed bk nd watch how ur device will perform wat u programmed it to do, ur device eventually found a way to replicate it self nd had other smaller devices(although dis wasnt your plan, u let it go, cos u gave d device freewill) years passed, ur device didnt auto correct, many continued being infected wit a virus, bt a few were still working close for d purpose of creation, so u decided to select d devices dt are in perfect working condition, nd condemn d obsolute ones, you let the selected ones populate d earth again, still as a result of freewill, dey produced more devices dt still bcame infected. You as an inventor, you felt bad for condemning d bad ones nd promised nt to do dt again cos dey were ur sweat, dey were part of wat u put all ur effortd into, u decided to show dem anoda way, d way u intended for them to create new devices, since u re d creator nd know how dey work, u created a new device that wasnt flawed as the previous devices u made, this device was made in d form of u, your creations were still so flawed, so you sacrificed ur one perfect creation for other devices to see an example of what perfection could be all about and encouraged them to follow, if they follow in that footstep, they will be saved, nd thier flaws can finally be managed
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Nobody: 8:43am On Mar 13, 2019
Satan66:
Hanging is the capital punishment for murder and any other related crimes.
Your God says he will burn your children even for a lie or let's say they steal meat from the pot.
COMMON SENSE
Literally, Every Sin Committed Is Equal.
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