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Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 9:35pm On Mar 14, 2019
How long will you last in bed?

Let me go first. Only 5 mins. I can't be bothered abeg.

Not everytime bashing of sexes, let's have fun for once.
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 9:38pm On Mar 14, 2019
ftc....

Space booked.

I'll be back to read comments.
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 9:38pm On Mar 14, 2019
Victorian missraine69 lightqueen highqueen nwanyiawkaetiti safiaa queensucubus ilamina husbandsnatcha
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Adeoludt(m): 9:39pm On Mar 14, 2019
Siddon look
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 9:43pm On Mar 14, 2019
perverts everywhere

Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Officialgarri: 9:46pm On Mar 14, 2019
Ladies really want to be guys . They feel imperfect in that body they call "feminine".

If a lady cannot cope with 30 seconds , let her go use cactus on herself. We guys can't kill ourselves undecided
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by husbandsnatcha(f):
Imagine adding a dic.k 2 my already fat labia ...hmmm

I will last for 45mins per round cos am nt wetdick nor pythonamaka cheesy cheesy smiley
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by husbandsnatcha(f): 9:49pm On Mar 14, 2019
Officialgarri:
Ladies really want to be guys . They feel imperfect in that body they call "feminine".

If a lady cannot cope with 30 seconds , let her go use cactus on herself. We guys can't kill ourselves undecided
U ar wt down syndrome i presume? cheesy
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 9:51pm On Mar 14, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
U ar wt down syndrome i presume? cheesy
don't mind him
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by hoodedjaystrim(m): 9:54pm On Mar 14, 2019
Hoes everywhere smiley
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by ILLarii: 9:58pm On Mar 14, 2019
Some people that can't do ten squat will come n lie now
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 9:59pm On Mar 14, 2019
funmisticqueen:
Victorian missraine69 lightqueen highqueen nwanyiawkaetiti safiaa queensucubus ilamina husbandsnatcha
Hmmm 45mins is good enough . Romance , touching and all .


See where your mind dey drift to cheesy, Funmi ooooo
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by husbandsnatcha(f): 10:02pm On Mar 14, 2019
victorian:
Hmmm 45mins is good enough . Romance , touching and all .


See where your mind dey drift to cheesy, Funmi ooooo
choose another duration
Cos 45 has already been taken by mama
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 10:08pm On Mar 14, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
choose another duration
Cos 45 has already been taken by mama
Lol, OK 48mins

cheesy


But no sucking or eating of pussy! I hate that shiiiit! I wonder how guys cope doing it .

Yuck!!! angry

Nyama ! angry
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by iluvMAMAV:
I n fe c t ion spotted LolZ cool
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by iluvMAMAV:
My sexyqueen bustykasa W.A.T saas You cool


Husbandsnatcha i'v overdumped
Uu Sorry grin
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 10:17pm On Mar 14, 2019
victorian:
Lol, OK 48mins

cheesy


But no sucking or eating of pussy! I hate that shiiiit! I wonder how guys cope doing it .

Yuck!!! angry

Nyama ! angry
but u'll beg one innocent guy 2 go dwn abi?
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 10:20pm On Mar 14, 2019
PORNeliusHUBson:
but u'll beg one innocent guy 2 go dwn abi?
Nope.

Im not crazy about it . smiley

But if he wants to? No probs . thats his choice to make .
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by ILLarii: 10:22pm On Mar 14, 2019
victorian:
Nope.

Im not crazy about it . smiley

But if he wants to? No probs . thats his choice to make .
Nawa oo
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 10:25pm On Mar 14, 2019
victorian:
Nope.

Im not crazy about it . smiley

But if he wants to? No probs . thats his choice to make .
lol. No probs. Dat means u definitely wnt it nd won't mind..
BTW, pussy eatin may b gross bt clit-tongue stimulation ain't.. Sure way 2 orgasm. grin
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by TonyeBarcanista(m): 10:29pm On Mar 14, 2019
Hold Buhari responsible

Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by TonyeBarcanista(m): 10:36pm On Mar 14, 2019
Born virgin
Still virgin
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by KubwaBoy: 10:39pm On Mar 14, 2019
TonyeBarcanista:
Born virgin

Still virgin
DIE VIRGIN
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by zexy2030(m): 10:48pm On Mar 14, 2019
victorian:
Lol, OK 48mins

cheesy


But no sucking or eating of pussy! I hate that shiiiit! I wonder how guys cope doing it .

Yuck!!! angry

Nyama ! angry
pls I love this can we book an appointment..it is the knacking that makes the man.
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by AnalQueenluci: 10:55pm On Mar 14, 2019
iluvMAMAV:
I n fe c t ion spotted LolZ cool
husbsnatcha don get u finally wt her physical & spiritual infections /.Gudnyt
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by husbandsnatcha(f): 11:02pm On Mar 14, 2019
iluvMAMAV:
My sexyqueen bustykasa W.A.T saas You cool


Husbandsnatcha i'v overdumped
Uu Sorry grin
@@@@ funny..who is d
Lady sef?
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by husbandsnatcha(f): 11:04pm On Mar 14, 2019
AnalQueenluci:
husbsnatcha don get u finally wt her physical & spiritual infections /.Gudnyt
U DON START BA cry shocked angry
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by husbandsnatcha(f): 11:07pm On Mar 14, 2019
victorian:
Lol, OK 48mins

cheesy


But no sucking or eating of pussy! I hate that shiiiit! I wonder how guys cope doing it .

Yuck!!! angry

Nyama ! angry
U missed it
Eating of pussy is d bomb

AND Come funmisticqueen damn you ..am nt commenting again why sleeping angry
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by nuggarito: 11:32pm On Mar 14, 2019
1st round 21mins
2nd round 1hour 12mins
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by MissRaine69(f): 12:11am On Mar 15, 2019
Friday -Monday (usually work from home on Monday so no commuter rush malarkey)
Eat -sleep -sex-bath/shower
-sex-sleep -eat -sex-sleep -sex -eat -shower sex
So all weekend that’s how long
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by MissRaine69(f): 12:12am On Mar 15, 2019
victorian:
Lol, OK 48mins

cheesy


But no sucking or eating of pussy! I hate that shiiiit! I wonder how guys cope doing it .

Yuck!!! angry

Nyama ! angry
The problem stems from not having met a ninja who does it right.
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 5:58am On Mar 15, 2019
victorian:
Hmmm 45mins is good enough . Romance , touching and all .


See where your mind dey drift to cheesy, Funmi ooooo
true na, i cannot be bending waist up and down and my back will be paining me, It looks stressful and me i dont like stress that wont pay.
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