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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 8:40pm On Mar 15, 2019
wetdick:


lol.... Lucky.

no be pastor suleman dey do threesomes anyhow. rich men love sex like tomorrow no dey come. be like she no say na rich men dey do orgies die.
oh bless u for bringing up my great pastor apostle sule sulecheesy.i be don forget dat one sef. Apostle sule sule wey dem say love threes0mes and big yansh pass anythingcheesy. See ehn if a better runz girl sit u down dey gist u about the appetite of her rich clients na so u go open mouth and fly go enter and fly comot and u no go fit close d mouth. I am talking of runz girls wey dey patronize rich clients and not d local 4k mgbekes.

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 8:43pm On Mar 15, 2019
lefulefu:
oh bless u for bringing up my great pastor apostle sule sulecheesy.i be don forget dat one sef. Apostle sule sule wey dem say love threes0mes and big yansh pass anythingcheesy. See ehn if a better runz girl sit u down dey gist u about the appetite of her rich clients na so u go open mouth and fly go enter and fly comot and u no go fit close d mouth. I am talking of runz girls wey dey patronize rich clients and not d local 4k mgbekes.

na wa ooh, rich men wey get fetish die, na dem expose pass

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 8:48pm On Mar 15, 2019
victorian:








Hmmm 45mins is good enough . Romance , touching and all .

See where your mind dey drift to cheesy, Funmi ooooo
Baby
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 8:48pm On Mar 15, 2019
victorian:








Hmmm 45mins is good enough . Romance , touching and all .

See where your mind dey drift to cheesy, Funmi ooooo
Baby
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 8:50pm On Mar 15, 2019
victorian:






Lol, OK 48mins

cheesy


But no sucking or eating of pussy! I hate that shiiiit! I wonder how guys cope doing it .

Yuck!!! angry

Nyama ! angry

I love eating pussy
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by husbandsnatcha(f): 8:59pm On Mar 15, 2019
lefulefu:
u dont look fat at all. Flat tummy,broad hips and its like u even get back sef. Nice hourglass figurewink. As u look so and u request ur guy to lick ur plate wey dey down dere he will certainly not refuse such requestwink.
one mumu in delta did dat month ago..he wl be d last
I registered in a club in esuene stadium for dat body

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by barrydee(m): 9:01pm On Mar 15, 2019
funmisticqueen:
thank you. Pls tell them o. All these small boys that expect it to smell like body spray

Lol! Leave them jarey! With time, they will understand.
Hey Funmi can we be friends?
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by AnalQueenluci: 10:12pm On Mar 15, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
U DON START BA cry shocked angry
So u can fear
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 6:26am On Mar 16, 2019
MissRaine69:


Sigh!
The urethral opening( where pee comes from) sits just in front of the vaginal opening ( this is where the d1ck goes in)




How many openings dey that region
Which one is agatha again.
Women haaaa
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 6:28am On Mar 16, 2019
Georgexx1:


I love eating pussy



Even Victoria know that eating sucking pussy is so wrong.
Pussy need good dick...
Victoria can we be friend
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 7:40am On Mar 16, 2019
Georgexx1:


Baby






Yes honey?

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 7:42am On Mar 16, 2019
Celestial777:




Even Victoria know that eating sucking pussy is so wrong.
Pussy need good dick...
Victoria can we be friend







So wrong but they are all castigating me


No probs . make I keep quiet .
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by MissRaine69(f): 8:16am On Mar 16, 2019
Celestial777:





How many openings dey that region
Which one is agatha again.
Women haaaa
How many have you seen?
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 9:22am On Mar 16, 2019
victorian:








So wrong but they are all castigating me


No probs . make I keep quiet .






Vicky in all sincerity u look clean and any head master will want to giv u one.
That is just the whole truth
But what they Sony know is that physical cuties and appearing clean no man say bacteria can't dwell down dia
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 9:45am On Mar 16, 2019
Celestial777:






Vicky in all sincerity u look clean and any head master will want to giv u one.
That is just the whole truth
But what they Sony know is that physical cuties and appearing clean no man say bacteria can't dwell down dia








Thanks for the compliment. I look very clean in real life smiley
And I know all about bacteria dwelling down below, so I make sure I take care of the down below . I hate it , if I perceive odour around it , so I tackle it quickly .
One day , I and Funmi we were gisting , she has some perfume oils . so I asked her if I can get natural oils with lovely scents , I can use and bath with , so my pussy will smell delicious cheesy
She looked at me with smiles and said no need using all that , the pussy has its own dull scent and I should be satisfied with it .lol

Anyways long and short is : I know I'm clean down there. My ex's know as well. They always commend me .
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 1:38pm On Mar 16, 2019
victorian:









Thanks for the compliment. I look very clean in real life smiley
And I know all about bacteria dwelling down below, so I make sure I take care of the down below . I hate it , if I perceive odour around it , so I tackle it quickly .
One day , I and Funmi we were gisting , she has some perfume oils . so I asked her if I can get natural oils with lovely scents , I can use and bath with , so my pussy will smell delicious cheesy
She looked at me with smiles and said no need using all that , the pussy has its own dull scent and I should be satisfied with it .lol

Anyways long and short is : I know I'm clean down there. My ex's know as well. They always commend me .




Won't mind getting to know you personally. Do you mind giving me ur phone number
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 1:43pm On Mar 16, 2019
Celestial777:





Won't mind getting to know you personally. Do you mind giving me ur phone number







If you are thinking of getting down with me , u jam rock o!

Its clear thats your thoughts , so don't waste your time asking for my number . I won't give u.
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 1:46pm On Mar 16, 2019
victorian:








If you are thinking of getting down with me , u jam rock o!

Its clear thats your thoughts , so don't waste your time asking for my number . I won't give u.




See Vicky oooo getting down with you ko getting down with you ni.
I like to be ur friend that's so. I like the way you reason. I am not getting down on you okay.
Just friendship ok
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 1:50pm On Mar 16, 2019
Celestial777:





See Vicky oooo getting down with you ko getting down with you ni.
I like to be ur friend that's so. I like the way you reason. I am not getting down on you okay.
Just friendship ok









Oh OK
Sorry I misjudged u. undecided


Better then.

But I can't type my number here . U can type your watsapp number here and I will send u a message via watsapp ?
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 1:52pm On Mar 16, 2019
victorian:










Oh OK
Sorry I misjudged u. undecided


Better then.

But I can't type my number here . U can type your watsapp number here and I will send u a message via watsapp ?




07016889282
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by husbandsnatcha(f): 1:53pm On Mar 16, 2019
AnalQueenluci:
So u can fear
No
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 1:57pm On Mar 16, 2019
[quote author=Celestial777 post=76708590]




07016889/quote]







Done , check watsapp. My message is there .
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by husbandsnatcha(f): 2:00pm On Mar 16, 2019
Celestial777:





How many openings dey that region
Which one is agatha again.
Women haaaa
hahaha..so funny angry
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by husbandsnatcha(f): 2:06pm On Mar 16, 2019
victorian:








If you are thinking of getting down with me , u jam rock o!

Its clear thats your thoughts , so don't waste your time asking for my number . I won't give u.
No try am, instead of tanking u 4 being a kindhearted lady .der wl say u Ar cheap
N They go use gossip finish you
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 2:24pm On Mar 16, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
No try am, instead of tanking u 4 being a kindhearted lady .der wl say u Ar cheap
N They go use gossip finish you









Thanks for the tip. I have been in Nairaland for years , I know how to handle such type of guys if he's one of them. Although have met some few good guys from Nairaland and we are still friends till date . while the bad ones , have blocked their numbers and pray never to come across them ever again in my life .

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 2:25pm On Mar 16, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
hahaha..so funny angry










cheesy


You dey vex o!
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by ubunja(m): 2:28pm On Mar 16, 2019
PORNeliusHUBson:

lol. No probs. Dat means u definitely wnt it nd won't mind..
BTW, pussy eatin may b gross bt clit-tongue stimulation ain't.. Sure way 2 orgasm. grin
I think I know this fool grin
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by ubunja(m): 2:29pm On Mar 16, 2019
KubwaBoy:

DIE VIRGIN
Ghost virgin
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by ubunja(m): 2:31pm On Mar 16, 2019
MissRaine69:
Friday -Monday (usually work from home on Monday so no commuter rush malarkey)
Eat -sleep -sex-bath/shower
-sex-sleep -eat -sex-sleep -sex -eat -shower sex
So all weekend that’s how long
lol you girls are pervs
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by ubunja(m): 2:35pm On Mar 16, 2019
victorian:








Then where do pee come out from? If not from vagina?, cos I know pee doesn't come out from the anus .
look at these two losers, argue grin and they are both women
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by ubunja(m): 2:37pm On Mar 16, 2019
victorian:






OK I asked a female doctor friend and she said pee comes out from the urethra which is a tiny hole inbtween the clit and vagina . hmmmmmm
you had to ask a doctor? undecided undecided
Don't you have a mirror angry
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by husbandsnatcha(f): 2:44pm On Mar 16, 2019
victorian:










Thanks for the tip. I have been in Nairaland for years , I know how to handle such type of guys if he's one of them. Although have met some few good guys from Nairaland and we are still friends till date . while the bad ones , have blocked their numbers and pray never to come across them ever again in my life .
Wen dey behave wt so much selfishness u wonder whether demon of avarice has possess dem
Nice breast though!
(Sowii) smiley

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