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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 5:59am On Mar 15, 2019 |
husbandsnatcha:sorry o, was tired 1 Like |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by schumastic(m): 7:19am On Mar 15, 2019 |
MissRaine69: Hi dear, I don't get the routine between Friday-Monday can you explain better. Thanks. |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by UniQue84: 8:36am On Mar 15, 2019 |
victorian:finally I met another apart from my ex who ain't cool with sucking of the pussy , don't like it either sometimes I force myself to do it when the lady continue to insist with a little face towel handy cos the that shit irritates me and by extension not all ladies shave to the skin, cos anything hair in pubic region even armpit just immediately turns me off no matter how gorgeous the lady is. Sometimes that shit makes me looks dirty after it....just my thinking tho And also am not freak with dick sucking thing, some girls will want to prove thier sexual prowess to me by telling me they will suck and I will cum I just laugh,cos you are wasting your time, they end up with frustration . if you want to get me as a babe go to my chest (the nipple) just suck profusely and bite it a little gosh I go mad maybe cos am well built and just love my chest size. Nevertheless, am the banger type , all style, any position you want babe, loves giving ladies orgasm/squirting through banging makes me feel manly ...best position Doggy and its variations ..... |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by MissRaine69(f): 9:12am On Mar 15, 2019 |
[quote author=schumastic post=76669062] Hi dear, I don't get the routine between Friday-Monday can you explain better. Thanks.[/ My friend that is not a Quadratic Formula. Read it as it is start with Friday and follow the words left to right. |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 12:05pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
funmisticqueen: Hahahahahahahah |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 12:09pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
MissRaine69: Do it right ke! Where pee dey comot! Damnnn!
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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 12:10pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by zexy2030(m): 1:14pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
[quote author=MissRaine69 post=76671973][/quote] ur pisshure or I don't berivit..that weekend groove is........wow! |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by zexy2030(m): 1:25pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
victorian: u sound inexperienced, like u wish u had it..but I guess u look too religious about it...concentration is on the clit not the hole..unconsciously will ask him to just Bleep u till u faint..it's euphoric, Victoria. won't u wash before sex? atleast u will shower..and that pee hole is not where it is sucked, u lick&suck the clit..using different motion and directions..u will nearly faint for pleasure if I do it on you... |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 1:36pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
zexy2030: Professor of women private parts , I know I will shower but I don't need it You can give it to your hommies who will faint with pleasure around your area. 2 Likes |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by MissRaine69(f): 2:09pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
zexy2030:That’s how I roll |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by MissRaine69(f): 2:12pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
victorian:Pee does not come out of your vagina It just occurred to me, maybe you don’t have a klit, it’s a FGM scenario? |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 2:17pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
MissRaine69: Then where do pee come out from? If not from vagina?, cos I know pee doesn't come out from the anus . |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 2:18pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
husbandsnatcha: i guess you will be an unemployed man to be lasting 45 minutes per round. having a dick in your already fat labia doesnt make it a dick again. What you will have is a long and fat clit. |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Westaslave2(f): 2:26pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by MissRaine69(f): 2:37pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
victorian: Sigh! The urethral opening sits just in front of the vaginal opening. |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 2:38pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
MissRaine69: OK I asked a female doctor friend and she said pee comes out from the urethra which is a tiny hole inbtween the clit and vagina . hmmmmmm |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 2:39pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
MissRaine69: Not infront of the vaginal opening , its in between the clit and vagina , a tiny hole like that . |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by MissRaine69(f): 2:42pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
victorian: Sigh! The urethral opening( where pee comes from) sits just in front of the vaginal opening ( this is where the d1ck goes in) |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by MissRaine69(f): 2:44pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
victorian:I look at vaginas for a living I can assure you I know my female anatomy. |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 2:46pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
MissRaine69: Hmm OK. I have not had time to study pussies very well . OK will check my pussy later with a mirror. |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 2:46pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
MissRaine69: Oh wow! Interesting |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 2:51pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
victorian:so you mean you do not know the shape of your pussy. Amazing. 1 Like |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 2:52pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 2:57pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by zexy2030(m): 2:57pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
victorian:she is definitely consoling herself about it..she doesn't have a clit. |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by badadvice(f): 2:57pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
If by some etereal miracle you ladies turned to guys for a day, i'll advise you make sure you always, and i mean allways tuck your pee-pee well into your boxers before zipping up your trousers. And when masturbating, never do it from the zipper opening in your trousers. Take out the pee-pee first before masturbating away. Very important!! 4 Likes
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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 3:30pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
wetdick: Nope I don't . As long as I feel healthy down there and it smells nice , have never thought of looking at it . all I know is , I have a pussy , which must be clean, odourless and healthy . but its somehow checking it sha... |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by husbandsnatcha(f): 3:54pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
lefulefu:hahaha...u like da? |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by husbandsnatcha(f): 3:57pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
wetdick:No no wetdick we aiint talking abt clit n labia cos i dnt want som sort of guys complaining of me giving dem multiple vein reaping erections..No way . |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by husbandsnatcha(f): 3:59pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
victorian:WHAT!!! |
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 4:00pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
husbandsnatcha:yes of course
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