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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 5:59am On Mar 15, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
U missed it
Eating of pussy is d bomb

AND Come funmisticqueen damn you ..am nt commenting again why sleeping angry
sorry o, was tired

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by schumastic(m): 7:19am On Mar 15, 2019
MissRaine69:
Friday -Monday (usually work from home on Monday so no commuter rush malarkey)
Eat -sleep -sex-bath/shower
-sex-sleep -eat -sex-sleep -sex -eat -shower sex
So all weekend that’s how long

Hi dear, I don't get the routine between Friday-Monday can you explain better. Thanks.
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by UniQue84: 8:36am On Mar 15, 2019
victorian:






Lol, OK 48mins

cheesy


But no sucking or eating of pussy! I hate that shiiiit! I wonder how guys cope doing it .

Yuck!!! angry

Nyama ! angry
finally I met another apart from my ex who ain't cool with sucking of the pussy , don't like it either sometimes I force myself to do it when the lady continue to insist with a little face towel handy cos the that shit irritates me and by extension not all ladies shave to the skin, cos anything hair in pubic region even armpit just immediately turns me off no matter how gorgeous the lady is. Sometimes that shit makes me looks dirty after it....just my thinking tho

And also am not freak with dick sucking thing, some girls will want to prove thier sexual prowess to me by telling me they will suck and I will cum I just laugh,cos you are wasting your time, they end up with frustration . if you want to get me as a babe go to my chest (the nipple) just suck profusely and bite it a little gosh I go mad grin maybe cos am well built and just love my chest size.

Nevertheless, am the banger type , all style, any position you want babe, loves giving ladies orgasm/squirting through banging makes me feel manly ...best position Doggy and its variations ..... cheesy grin
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by MissRaine69(f): 9:12am On Mar 15, 2019
[quote author=schumastic post=76669062]

Hi dear, I don't get the routine between Friday-Monday can you explain better. Thanks.[/



My friend that is not a Quadratic Formula.
Read it as it is start with Friday and follow the words left to right.
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 12:05pm On Mar 15, 2019
funmisticqueen:
true na, i cannot be bending waist up and down and my back will be paining me, It looks stressful and me i dont like stress that wont pay.










Hahahahahahahah grin
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 12:09pm On Mar 15, 2019
MissRaine69:

The problem stems from not having met a ninja who does it right.












Do it right ke!

Where pee dey comot! Damnnn!

Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 12:10pm On Mar 15, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
U missed it
Eating of pussy is d bomb

AND Come funmisticqueen damn you ..am nt commenting again why sleeping angry

Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by zexy2030(m): 1:14pm On Mar 15, 2019
[quote author=MissRaine69 post=76671973][/quote]

ur pisshure or I don't berivit..that weekend groove is........wow!
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by zexy2030(m): 1:25pm On Mar 15, 2019
victorian:













Do it right ke!

Where pee dey comot! Damnnn!

u sound inexperienced, like u wish u had it..but I guess u look too religious about it...concentration is on the clit not the hole..unconsciously will ask him to just Bleep u till u faint..it's euphoric, Victoria.

won't u wash before sex? atleast u will shower..and that pee hole is not where it is sucked, u lick&suck the clit..using different motion and directions..u will nearly faint for pleasure if I do it on you...
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 1:36pm On Mar 15, 2019
zexy2030:


u sound inexperienced, like u wish u had it..but I guess u look too religious about it...concentration is on the clit not the hole..unconsciously will ask him to just Bleep u till u faint..it's euphoric, Victoria.

won't u wash before sex? atleast u will shower..and that pee hole is not where it is sucked, u lick&suck the clit..using different motion and directions..u will nearly faint for pleasure if I do it on you...










Professor of women private parts , I know I will shower but I don't need it


You can give it to your hommies who will faint with pleasure around your area.

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by MissRaine69(f): 2:09pm On Mar 15, 2019
zexy2030:


ur pisshure or I don't berivit..that weekend groove is........wow!
That’s how I roll
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by MissRaine69(f): 2:12pm On Mar 15, 2019
victorian:














Do it right ke!

Where pee dey comot! Damnnn!
Pee does not come out of your vagina
It just occurred to me, maybe you don’t have a klit, it’s a FGM scenario?
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 2:17pm On Mar 15, 2019
MissRaine69:

Pee does not come out of your vagina
It just occurred to me, maybe you don’t have a klit, it’s a FGM scenario?







Then where do pee come out from? If not from vagina?, cos I know pee doesn't come out from the anus .
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 2:18pm On Mar 15, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
Imagine adding a dic.k 2 my already fat labia ...hmmm

I will last for 45mins per round cos am nt wetdick nor pythonamaka cheesy cheesy smiley

i guess you will be an unemployed man to be lasting 45 minutes per round.cheesy

having a dick in your already fat labia doesnt make it a dick again. What you will have is a long and fat clit.cheesycheesy
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Westaslave2(f): 2:26pm On Mar 15, 2019
cheesy
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by MissRaine69(f): 2:37pm On Mar 15, 2019
victorian:








Then where do pee come out from? If not from vagina?, cos I know pee doesn't come out from the anus .

Sigh!
The urethral opening sits just in front of the vaginal opening.
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 2:38pm On Mar 15, 2019
MissRaine69:

Pee does not come out of your vagina
It just occurred to me, maybe you don’t have a klit, it’s a FGM scenario?





OK I asked a female doctor friend and she said pee comes out from the urethra which is a tiny hole inbtween the clit and vagina . hmmmmmm
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 2:39pm On Mar 15, 2019
MissRaine69:


Sigh!
The urethral opening sits just in front of the vaginal opening.






Not infront of the vaginal opening , its in between the clit and vagina , a tiny hole like that .
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by MissRaine69(f): 2:42pm On Mar 15, 2019
victorian:








Then where do pee come out from? If not from vagina?, cos I know pee doesn't come out from the anus .

Sigh!
The urethral opening( where pee comes from) sits just in front of the vaginal opening ( this is where the d1ck goes in)
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by MissRaine69(f): 2:44pm On Mar 15, 2019
victorian:







Not infront of the vaginal opening , its in between the clit and vagina , a tiny hole like that .
I look at vaginas for a living I can assure you I know my female anatomy.
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 2:46pm On Mar 15, 2019
MissRaine69:


Sigh!
The urethral opening( where pee comes from) sits just in front of the vaginal opening ( this is where the d1ck goes in)






Hmm OK.

I have not had time to study pussies very well .

OK will check my pussy later with a mirror.
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 2:46pm On Mar 15, 2019
MissRaine69:

I look at vaginas for a living I can assure you I know my female anatomy.







Oh wow! Interesting grin
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 2:51pm On Mar 15, 2019
victorian:






Hmm OK.
I have not had time to study pussies very well .
OK will check my pussy later with a mirror.
so you mean you do not know the shape of your pussy. Amazing.

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 2:52pm On Mar 15, 2019
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victorian:









. smiley

But if he wants to? No probs . thats his choice to make .

Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 2:57pm On Mar 15, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
U missed it
Eating of pussy is d bomb

angry
..

Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by zexy2030(m): 2:57pm On Mar 15, 2019
victorian:











Professor of women private parts , I know I will shower but I don't need it


You can give it to your hommies who will faint with pleasure around your area.
she is definitely consoling herself about it..she doesn't have a clit.
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by badadvice(f): 2:57pm On Mar 15, 2019
If by some etereal miracle you ladies turned to guys for a day, i'll advise you make sure you always, and i mean allways tuck your pee-pee well into your boxers before zipping up your trousers.
And when masturbating, never do it from the zipper opening in your trousers.
Take out the pee-pee first before masturbating away.
Very important!!

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 3:30pm On Mar 15, 2019
wetdick:


so you mean you do not know the shape of your pussy. Amazing.










Nope I don't . As long as I feel healthy down there and it smells nice , have never thought of looking at it . all I know is , I have a pussy , which must be clean, odourless and healthy . but its somehow checking it sha... cheesy
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by husbandsnatcha(f): 3:54pm On Mar 15, 2019
lefulefu:
..
hahaha...u like da?
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by husbandsnatcha(f): 3:57pm On Mar 15, 2019
wetdick:


i guess you will be an unemployed man to be lasting 45 minutes per round.cheesy

having a dick in your already fat labia doesnt make it a dick again. What you will have is a long and fat clit.cheesycheesy

No no wetdick we aiint talking abt clit n labia cos i dnt want som sort of guys complaining of me giving dem multiple vein reaping erections..No way .
smiley grin
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by husbandsnatcha(f): 3:59pm On Mar 15, 2019
victorian:





WHAT!!!
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 4:00pm On Mar 15, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
hahaha...u like da?
yes of course

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