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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Foodforthought: 8:33pm On Mar 23, 2019
Una own better. I never bothered to find out how. I just know say dem dey born pesin. And I never knew there was something like the vagina. I quick spoil sha.

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by tunjilee003: 8:44pm On Mar 23, 2019
while I was growing up i thought it was from the anus

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by SaucyBenks(m): 9:15pm On Mar 23, 2019
dollytino4real:
lie, none there
hahahaha... What do you think will happen when you bring two laps of breasts together after applying moisturizer in between... Of course a man can shook in between it and shoot the akamu right on your chest nah grin

Are you a learner? sad undecided
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Zainabhamzat20(f): 9:22pm On Mar 23, 2019
I never thought of how women give birth as a child, all I cared about then was seeing and carrying the new born babies.

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by dollytino4real(f): 9:56pm On Mar 23, 2019
SaucyBenks:
hahahaha... What do you think will happen when you bring two laps of breasts together after applying moisturizer in between... Of course a man can shook in between it and shoot the akamu right on your chest nah grin

Are you a learner? sad undecided
pls no kurrupt me
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by SaucyBenks(m): 9:58pm On Mar 23, 2019
dollytino4real:
pls no kurrupt me
so you understand... You nawty sha grin

Hole plenty oo grin grin

I'm sure you know how one can create more holes cheesy

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by dollytino4real(f): 10:06pm On Mar 23, 2019
SaucyBenks:
so you understand... You nawty sha grin

Hole plenty oo grin grin

I'm sure you know how one can create more holes cheesy
yes thanks
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by SaucyBenks(m): 10:32pm On Mar 23, 2019
dollytino4real:
yes thanks
lol... Bad chaid
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Nobody: 10:53pm On Mar 23, 2019
kingxsamz:
I used to think they only give birth when they have accident, pregnant or not.
lol
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Nobody: 10:59pm On Mar 23, 2019
TessBiwom:
I remember arguing that it was from the stomach that the doctors will cut the stomach open and pull out the baby......my mum was just there smiling and see me feeling fly that I was saying something reasonable sef.I wonder what was even going through her mind..
Derailing this thread,while growing up I had this notion in my head that"those beautiful aunty in my neighborhood didn't make use of the toilet"I felt it was unheard of..
i thought oncw you became a celebrity you cant shit anymore like micheal jackson and beyonce. I also argued who was stronger between samson and superman. But i thought mummies pooped the babies and the food we ate made mummy pregnant

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by itzprezy(m): 7:41am On Mar 24, 2019
I always believe it's from the anus coz I thought the veejay was too small for a head to pass.. How head go pass where urine spoz dey pass.. I later knew it wasn't in my jss
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by princfred(m): 11:14am On Mar 24, 2019
dollytino4real:
dis my guy, long time no yabis tins
shocked grin
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Goddaygo(m): 11:44am On Mar 24, 2019
at first I thought it was through the anus, until I met a female friend of mine though she was 19 and I was 10. And she explain everything to me
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Goddaygo(m): 11:46am On Mar 24, 2019
SaucyBenks:
so you understand... You nawty sha grin
Hole plenty oo grin grin
I'm sure you know how one can create more holes cheesy



what?
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by XhosaNostra(f): 11:51am On Mar 24, 2019
By cutting the stomach open, because I saw many people with cesarean section scars.
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by dollytino4real(f): 12:21pm On Mar 24, 2019
SaucyBenks:
lol... Bad chaid
i bad reach u
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by SaucyBenks(m): 12:24pm On Mar 24, 2019
dollytino4real:
i bad reach u
lol... Let's find out who badder nah grin
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by TessBiwom(f): 12:42pm On Mar 24, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
i thought oncw you became a celebrity you cant shit anymore like micheal jackson and beyonce. I also argued who was stronger between samson and superman. But i thought mummies pooped the babies and the food we ate made mummy pregnant

Hahahaha.....my stomach oooo
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Nobody: 3:42pm On Mar 24, 2019
pelicanbeau:
It's through the nose, sniff it out and it will appear in your hand

Were you scared to blow your nose
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Mrluv(m): 5:06pm On Mar 24, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
i thought oncw you became a celebrity you cant shit anymore like micheal jackson and beyonce. I also argued who was stronger between samson and superman. But i thought mummies pooped the babies and the food we ate made mummy pregnant
i cant even stop laughing who was stronger between samson and superman
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by pelicanbeau(f): 9:49am On Mar 25, 2019
Guest007:


Were you scared to blow your nose

deal with it
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Nobody: 8:21am On Mar 26, 2019
pelicanbeau:


deal with it

I meant as a child did you fear blowing your nose undecided
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by DimIsaac10(m): 10:26am On Mar 26, 2019
Something wei b say from age five I don already know say na tru dir fucking point..
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by noisy45(m): 10:27am On Mar 26, 2019
I once thought they gave birth through there anus
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by toffyz(m): 10:28am On Mar 26, 2019
honestly, i thought babies come through the anus...not until JSS 1 when a fast grown classmate told me it's from the Vaginal.
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Nobody: 10:28am On Mar 26, 2019
They lay egg shocked

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by ainas247: 10:29am On Mar 26, 2019
smiley From the Anus... I never even know say there's something call Vi****na.. but i know say something dey come out from my own anus... grin



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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Shegradinho17: 10:30am On Mar 26, 2019
cutting the stomach open
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Nobody: 10:30am On Mar 26, 2019
As a child i remember momsy telling me that there is a key that's used to open the navel and the abdomen will be open for the new born to come through... Only to grow up to find out that the key is actually a good D it never opened navels but pussay undecided

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by henrixx(m): 10:33am On Mar 26, 2019
I thought they do tear their stomach and bring out the child.
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Boyooosa(m): 10:33am On Mar 26, 2019
Me n my brother used to say:
Me: mummy let us open your tommy and bring out a baby and Mumsie will be like:
Go and collect key from your dad grin.
I now know what the key looks like... cheesy

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Abeos(m): 10:34am On Mar 26, 2019
Didn't know I wasn't the only one then that thought it was from the anus. Thought the baby is pooped like feaces cheesy

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